I'm just rotten

Cheng Hao didn't know what "rot" was before he was ten years old.

Therefore, when he saw He Yan being picked up by two young men, he didn't have any special thoughts at all.

Until one day, he suddenly saw two men kissing each other in an online game...

Cheng Hao: =口=? !

After all, it's in the game, and it's common for everyone to joke around, but they don't actually kiss in real life. ——Cheng Hao thought so at the time.But he still finds it a bit weird looking at it, because the characters in the game will make corresponding actions when key words are input in the dialog box, so the two boys on the screen are almost lip-to-lip, very vivid.

At that time, there was another girl watching silently, because Cheng Hao didn't remember their names, so let's call them Boy A, Boy B, and Girl C.

It is said that when Cheng Hao first entered the room, he saw such an unforgettable scene——

Boy A reached out and hugged Boy B affectionately. After hugging Boy B for a while, he reluctantly let go, and said softly: "Hey, come and kiss me." Then he kissed him directly on the mouth. After a while, Boy B also leaned over and kissed Boy A... So the two of them just kissed each other like this, and kissed so passionately that they got carried away.

Cheng Hao looked very calm: It doesn't matter, they are just kidding around.

Because there was a girl C present at the time, he felt that there was a high chance that the two boys were teasing her.

At this moment, boy B suddenly said very shyly: "I suddenly wonder why I can't help closing my eyes when I kiss you?"

Cheng Hao: ...What are you trying to do with such a vivid image? !

But in the next second, he actually started to seriously think about the answer to this question...

Then he quickly replied in the chat box: "That's because, if you don't close your eyes, your eyes will be cross-eyed..."

Boy A: "..."

Boy B: "..."

Girl C: "..."

It made sense, but they were speechless.

After a long time, boy B said: "Boy, you are quite funny, I like it, let's play 3P together."

At that time, Cheng Hao naively thought that everyone in the world was very pure, but when he was impure, when he thought about it again, he was still able to say these pure words tenaciously——

3P your size!I am very specific!Lao Tzu is extremely firm 1V1!

However, the indisputable fact is that one is enough for him, and if another one is added, he will really die.

Now, Cheng Hao looked at it with a serious face for a long time, then pressed the shortcut key to exit the full screen, and asked Baidu what is 3P very calmly.

Then he pokes into a forum that changes the fate of his life...

(Lost Landlord) Uncle is not wretched: In the middle of the night, the two beauties stayed at my house and refused to leave no matter how much they persuaded them, they kept shouting to play some 3P, I said I only know Chinese chess and Doudizhu... so why don’t you just call me Not manly anymore? What the hell is 3P?

The answers downstairs are varied——

High energy ahead: This is an upgraded product of 3G, which has already been widely used in Japan and other developed countries.

Eating grapes without spitting out watermelon rinds: 3P refers to three people fighting together. Who doesn't know these days!

I'm not cold: Playfootball, playbasketball, playping-pong, they want you to play these three kinds of balls, but you can't, of course you're not a man!

Self-made: 3P refers to three people punching with kitchen knives, and the loser asks the other two to chop him with the back of kitchen knives.I have to say that although this game cannot be hacked to death, it still hurts. I suggest you think twice before acting.

Reasonable me: I'm so stupid, I don't even understand this!Three people with palms and backs, the one who loses goes to wash the toilet!

Cheng Hao stared dumbfounded: "..."

There are so many explanations for 3P... So which 3P is boy B talking about?I didn't expect that 3P looks so short, but it contains so much knowledge and truth...it's too profound.

Cheng Hao felt emotional, opened the game again, and replied: "...Which 3P are you referring to?"

Boy A: "..."

Girl C: "..."

Boy B: "... I hate it, why do you ask so clearly? Everyone knows it!"

Cheng Hao: "..." If you don't ask me, I don't know how I know what you are talking about!

Cheng Hao really wanted to say that he didn't understand what he meant at all, but it seemed that he was short-sighted when he said it, so he thought for a while and replied: "3P is actually very profound and has many meanings. The meaning you said , maybe not the meaning I thought of, do you understand?"

Boy B: "Pfft... I understand in seconds."

Boy A: "...he should understand."

Girl C: "...I found a little Shou Shou who pretended to be pure."

"..." Cheng Hao watched silently for a long time, but found that he still couldn't understand a word.

...but what does that matter!

Cheng Hao comforted himself silently: I am only in the fourth grade of primary school, so it is normal to not understand many things!

……

——"Aww... Who will tell me what Xiaoshou is?"

Cheng Hao threw the table.

If there are so many things he doesn't understand, what else can he use to hook up with cute girls?Isn't Banhua Meimei because of his wisdom and bravery, his profound knowledge and intelligence!

"Drip-"

At this moment, he suddenly received a friend request.

Girl C: "Hey, Shou Shou!"

Cheng Hao: "By your size!" Although I don't understand it, I know it's not a good thing when I hear it!

"Shou Shou generally won't admit that he is a Shou Shou!" The girl C waved, molesting Xiao Shou and so on couldn't be more enjoyable.

Cheng Hao poked into Baidu aggressively.

Only halfway through the input, the "Didi" sounded again on the other end. Cheng Hao poked it out impatiently, and the girl C said, "Do you want to see Meimei Ditu?"

Look at the picture?What picture do you see?

Out of curiosity, Cheng Hao blinked and replied decisively: "Look!"

So when he was young and naive, his world view was completely overturned that day after seeing the answer...

Cheng Hao, who grew up, threw the table: "Damn, it's all caused by curiosity!"

"What is this!!" ——What he poked with the mouse back then was the erotic picture of a man and a man presented by the girl C.

3P's.

What would be the first reaction of a ten-year-old stupid kid seeing this kind of thing?

Cheng Hao said very calmly: "If it was Chu Yi, he would definitely cry and shout 'Well, this world is so scary' and then completely avoid everyone of the same sex, including me..." He paused, and said with a very deep voice Smoothing out a few dull hairs on his forehead, he continued, "And I... who have already transcended the world, how could I be so disturbed by the discovery of this shocking fact?" ——Early the next morning, He was restlessly carrying his schoolbag, shaking his feet and trying to get around the seat of a kid...

"Pfft!"

Cheng Hao tripped because he didn't see a kid's sticking out foot.

He got up very calmly, and calmly glanced at the little kid who tripped him.

He Yan withdrew her feet, kept her hands on, and continued to do her homework.

Cheng Hao straightened the wrinkles on his clothes, and walked slowly to his seat.

Banhua Xiaomeimei is looking at herself, she must maintain her demeanor and image.

With a nonchalant smile on the corner of Cheng Hao's mouth, he sat down very chicly, took a deep breath slowly, and wanted to raise Erlang's legs very chicly.

he curled up...

Uh……

Wait, he's hooked! ... He'll be up again!

...Why can't he stand up?

Cheng Hao slowly looked down at his chair, and reached out to touch it...

This touch is...

He suddenly raised his head and looked expressionlessly at He Yan, who was doing his homework without distraction, and then thought silently in his heart: Your surname is He, you are really good at it.You wait for me!