Loyalty Hou Tiansheng rebellious

In the second year of Yongjia, the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

Chen Hen sighed.On this happy day, he had only been out of Ye Youting for a year, and a year ago Li Yan had let him learn to be a favored minister, but after only one year, everything returned to the original point - the emperor is a big liar.

Originally, he was the one who submitted the note to resign from the Marquis, but he didn't care if there was no Marquis.It's just that who knew that Li Yan would increase the size for him, so he was easily brought into Ye Youting.

——It is most appropriate to crucify you in the palace with slavery.

Chen Hen thought with a mournful face, not only that, he also pissed off Li Yan, Li Yan was completely crazy.

——Teach you and I have forgotten, what I can do to you in the first place.

What is he going to do?Chen Hen couldn't figure it out at all.

He has been with Li Yan for so many years, as long as it is about Li Yan, he thinks there is nothing he does not know.Who knew that Li Yan would be completely changed once he was reborn.

After an old cat catches a mouse, it usually doesn't eat it directly. It has to play with the mouse for a while, and then eat the mouse until it is dying.

Chen Hen felt that he was the mouse now, whose tail was held down by the old cat.

The mouse sighed again.

Entering Ye Youting this time is like throwing the mouse into the cat's nest.The next time the old cat turned over in the nest and moved its paws slightly, his throat would be cut.

Sometimes Chen Hen wanted to ask Li Yan directly what he wanted.Whatever he wants, I will give him all without reservation, I just ask him to stop scaring people, and quickly turn over the page of rebellion.

What if Li Yan insisted on his life?Chen Hen sighed three times, that's really terrible.

In the side hall of Yangju Hall, Chen Hen changed into the blue clothes worn by the people in Yeyou Court.Blue clothes are easy to dye, so everyone in Yeyou Court wears them.

After a year, he wore this dress again, and it felt quite familiar.Chen Hen rolled up his cuffs, and then lifted the hem of the clothes, but the clothes were a bit too big, and he felt that he was packed in a blue sack.

People in Yeyou Court don't have father and brother around to crown them, so people here never wear crowns all their lives, they just tie up their hair with hair bands of the same color as their clothes.

They are all from Yeyouting, and they can no longer wear the jade crown of King Hou.

Chen Hen took off the jade crown, wrapped it around twice with a hair tie at random, and tied up his hair.

Outside the side hall, Eunuch Gao was waiting for him.

"The clothes are indeed too big." Eunuch Gao stepped forward and straightened his clothes, "I couldn't find any clothes that fit you all at once. The clothes you used to wear in Tie You Ting were burned by the emperor to get rid of bad luck." .This suit was ruined in the past, and it was suppressed by the clothing bureau, and no one wore it. The original owner of this dress is a head and a half taller than you."

Chen Hen raised his head, as if there was such a person in front of him, and said with emotion: "That's really tall."

Eunuch Gao smiled and said, "You."

Eunuch Gao was shorter than him, looked up and saw the hairband he tied for himself, smiled and pulled his sleeves, took him to sit on the wide railing under the porch: "Old slave will fix it for you again."

"Thank you, father-in-law." Chen Hen sat on the railing and dangled his feet. At this time, the sky was getting dark, and the palace walls in the distance were gradually lit up, facing the direction of the Hall of Harmony.The Hall of Harmony in the distance is also brightly lit.

According to the old rule in the palace, there will be a Lantern Festival banquet in the Hall of Yihe in the evening, and Li Yan has to go.

Eunuch Gao saw that he was unhurried and never in a hurry, so he knew that he probably didn't want to follow him to wait on him, but only hoped to delay the time. When the emperor went to the Hall of Harmony, he would not have to see the emperor for a night .

Eunuch Gao suppressed a smile and said, "The emperor is still waiting for you in the Yangju Hall."

"Ah?" Chen Hen was taken aback for a moment, and then answered indiscriminately, "I...I'm afraid of cats."

"Are you afraid of cats? Who doesn't know that the cat in the Hou Mansion has been spoiled like a mountain by you."

"I'm afraid of big cats!"

He was going to see Li Yan later, but when Chen Hen thought of him, his legs and feet became weak, and he couldn't sit still on the railing, and slid straight down.

"What are you doing?" Eunuch Gao patted him on the shoulder, "The emperor has already gone to the Hall of Harmony, and didn't wait for you, for fear that you would embarrass you in front of the officials."

Chen Hen propped up his hands, sat down again, and complained in a low voice: "If he is afraid of embarrassing me, why bother to bring me into Ye Youting?"

Unexpectedly, Eunuch Gao always said that he was getting old, but his ears were still very good. He just said: "It's not that you just want to run away, and the emperor wants to keep you."

"He..." Chen Hen choked, then lowered his voice, grinding his back molars, "Crazy Emperor."

"If the emperor is crazy, it's not because of you?"

"Okay, it's all my fault, I shouldn't be so determined to run, but I just..." He shrank his neck, "I'm afraid of death."

Eunuch Gao smiled and said nothing, while Chen Hen said angrily: "Eunuch Gao, you don't know how scary the emperor is this afternoon. If I cut the emperor's knife right now, he must be black all over, and he will grunt." Gulu is the kind that emits black bubbles. It’s clearly the little bastard I watched grow up, how can I change it?”

Eunuch Gao pushed him twice, Chen Hen covered his mouth: "I made a slip of the tongue, I shouldn't call the emperor a little bastard."

Eunuch Gao sighed slightly, and raised his hair with one hand: "Do you understand why the emperor is crazy?"

Unconsciously, Chen Hen said casually, "'I'm sick because of Sister Lin.'"

Unknown, Eunuch Gao went in: "What? Sister Lin?"

Chen Hen forgot for a while, the story in "Dream of Red Mansions" is here, and only Li Yan and him know it, so he said: "This is a story, next time I will tell it to Eunuch Gao."

Just now, after Eunuch Gao removed the hairband from his head, he handed it to him casually. It was about to be used, and he reached out to ask for it, only to see that Chen Hen was twisting the hairband in his hand and tied it in knots one by one. .

Eunuch Gao laughed angrily: "What are you doing?"

"I..." Chen Hen disassembled it in a hurry, and made nonsense again, "My heart is like a double silk net, with thousands of knots in it..."

Only Li Yan knows Zhang Xian's words here.

"Fine." Eunuch Gao helped him tie up his hair, and sighed helplessly, "If you really don't want to see the emperor, this old slave is in charge tonight, and I will give you a leave of absence. You can come back tomorrow."

It was a night to escape, and Chen Hen was really afraid of Li Yan, so he thanked Eunuch Gao without hesitation.

Eunuch Gao smiled slyly, lowered his head and fiddled with the hairband, and said leisurely: "But the emperor didn't let you move to Yeyouting, you live in the side hall of Yangju Hall. You don't need to see the emperor tonight, maybe the emperor Grandpa will come to you."

It was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and it was snowing again in the evening.Chen Hen cast his eyes on the snow in the courtyard, he was wondering if he could get sick again and avoid Li Yan temporarily.

"Don't think about it, the emperor asked me to watch you."

Chen Hen joked: "Gao Gonggong is still the spy chief? Control the East Factory?"

He came to his senses again, there is no such kind of Dongchang here, and this is something that only Li Yan knows.

Eunuch Gao said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Haven't you eaten dinner yet? The old slave still has some face in the imperial dining room. I will take you to eat something, and you can change your mind."

Chen Hen thanked him again, and jumped off the railing.There are only three stone steps, not high, but his clothes are too big, he stepped on the hem of the clothes, and the snow and slippery feet under his feet almost fell face-to-face.

Eunuch Gao is really helpless: "Why are you living more and more going back? Always messing around."

Chen Hen smiled and said, "Eunuch Gao, when I jumped off just now, I felt like a parachute."

In dealing with people, Eunuch Gao is the most powerful in the palace, but this time, Chen Hen almost pissed him off: "Li Ting, stop saying things that others don't understand, okay?"

Chen Hen apologized to him, touched his nose and smiled again.

Sometimes he would feel lucky that Li Yan was here, otherwise when he talked to other people, they wouldn't understand a word, wouldn't that drive people crazy?

Chen Hen felt that he was really the best, most tolerant, and most understanding person in the world. He was obviously so afraid of the emperor, but he could still find out one of his advantages.

On the way to the imperial dining room, he met Dr. Zhang again.

It was dark, and the old doctor Zhang only saw his person, not the clothes he was wearing, and greeted him from a distance: "Master Hou, are you pretending to be sick so you don't go to the banquet?"

Chen Hen explained: "I didn't pretend to be sick, last time I was really sick."

After seeing the clothes on his body clearly, the old doctor Zhang asked him: "Hey, do you know what the old man is best at treating after he has been practicing medicine for so many years?"

"What is it?"

The old doctor Zhang approached, and said mysteriously: "It's the butt."

Chen Hen laughed: "That's quite unique."

"If you were hit by a board at any time, and... you can come to the old man, and the old man promises to cure you as well as ever."

And the last sentence, the old doctor Zhang seemed to be saying it with a sip of water in his mouth, Chen Hen didn't hear clearly, he asked: "What else?"

"There is also the prevention of butt pain in advance." Mrs. Zhang coughed twice, and said seriously, "Do you know how to cure a disease?"

"I know, 'The sage does not cure the disease before it is cured.'"

Doctor Zhang nodded solemnly: "Yes, that's the one."

Chen Hen scratched his head: "Treating the board is also curing the disease?"

When two people go out to eat and meet an acquaintance on the way, they must bring the acquaintance to eat together.then--

Doctor Zhang has joined the dinner team, the captain of the team: Eunuch Gao.

The three of them ate in the courtyard where Eunuch Gao lived.Eunuch Gao really has face in the imperial dining room, the dishes on the table are no worse than those at the Lantern Festival Palace banquet, and the drinks on the table are no worse than those at the Lantern Festival Palace banquet.

"Old Gao." Mrs. Zhang touched Eunuch Gao's arm with her elbow, "Is it not good for Chen Liting to drink like this?"

Eunuch Gao turned his head to look at Chen Hen, and saw that his cheeks were rosy, he was holding a wine glass in one hand, and his head in the other hand, he was shaking and couldn't even sit still, obviously he had drunk too much.

Eunuch Gao sighed: "He looks heartless, but in fact he feels uncomfortable..."

Before he finished talking, Chen Hen slammed the table, startling both of them, and shouted: "Li Jishu!"

Eunuch Gao said in surprise: "Oh, you really drank too much, how dare you shout like that?"

"You..." Chen Hen's mind was confused, and he couldn't think of any words to scold Li Yan, "You this" and "You that" for a long time, but he couldn't hold back a word.

Seeing that he couldn't say anything, Eunuch Gao was relieved: "It's okay, let him drink."

Chen Hen took the case again and shouted: "Didn't I just make some mistakes? But didn't I try? Didn't I fail? Didn't you arrive in time? Why are you pressing my tail? You ..."

"Old Zhang." Eunuch Gao turned to old doctor Zhang and said, "What do you think he is?"

Mrs. Zhang sighed for a long time: "You are crazy about drinking."

Chen Hen yelled for a while, then suddenly sat upright again, put his hands on his knees, cleared his throat, and said, "Lord Zhongyi."

The two were puzzled: "What's the matter?"

Chen Hen hurriedly stood up, ran to the opposite side to salute: "I'm guilty, I beg the emperor to forgive me."

The two suddenly realized: "One person plays two roles."

Chen Hen ran back to his seat and sat down, straightened his clothes, pretended to ponder for a while, and said, "All right, all right, I forgive you for your innocence." After clapping twice, he said: "You and my monarch, everything is the same as before."

Chen Hen turned around, knelt down with a plop, wiped his tears with his hands on the legs of the stool, and thanked Dade, "Thank you, my lord!"

The play was soon over, Chen Hen got up from the ground, slapped the table for the third time, and knocked down the wine glasses on the table: "It's just as good as it was just now! Li Jishu, you have to...I..."

Chen Hen stomped his feet angrily, raised his head to the sky and howled, wiped his face again, lay down on the table and fell asleep.

The old doctor Zhang said with emotion: "Today, the old man has opened his eyes."

Eunuch Gao instructed: "You must never tell."

At this time, there was a knock on the door outside, and Mrs. Gao asked the old doctor Zhang to take care of Chen Hen, and got up to open the door by himself.

The person outside the door was a gangster, with an anxious look on his face. The door opened a crack and he hurriedly said: "Gao Gonggong..." Seeing Chen Hen in the room, he seemed relieved: "That's all right, Lord Hou also exist."

Eunuch Gao laughed and said, "What's the matter? Master Hou is useless now, Master Hou is crazy."

Bandit Jian said anxiously: "The emperor is also crazy."

"What? The emperor is also drunk?"

"No, the emperor didn't drink at the palace banquet. After the officials dispersed, the emperor locked himself in the Hall of Harmony. I guarded outside for a while, and came here when I felt something was wrong."

The old doctor Zhang also came over, stroked his beard and said, "If you can believe it, I will prescribe a blind medicine for the emperor."

He pointed to Chen Hen who was lying on the table and was sleeping soundly, and said: "There is only one drunk Chen Liting."

The author has something to say: Mrs. Zhang’s small class of imperial physicians has started, the emperor’s depression is not good, most likely (), try ()

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