My wife is so vicious

Forced by Tan Yu to leave no room for it, the system sighed and looked straight into the other's eyes: "Yes, you guessed it right, for every thousand words lost, the fatter is 0.01 kilograms, not 0.01 grams."

"But I clearly signed 'grams', not 'kilograms'."

Tan Yu was shocked.

The system's eyes avoided again: "No, you signed 'kilograms'."

"How is it possible? I clearly remember that the sign was 'gram'."

Tan Yu confirmed again.

However, the system put the contract in front of her: "Look, it's really 'kilograms'."

It really is "kilograms".

There was one more word in black and white.

Tan Yu is sure that he does not have amnesia, so there is only one possibility, that is, the other party did something wrong later.

"You change the contract!"

"No. That's the way it is."

The system looked calm.

"Impossible. You obviously modified it later!"

Tan Yu was angry.

"No, it's always been like this."

The system remains calm.

"Nonsense! I remember clearly that's not the case!"

"That's because you have dementia."

The still indifferent tone made Tan Yu spit out a mouthful of old blood in anger.

So, the anger quickly changed direction: "You say I'm old... dementia?!"

Her voice was trembling.

When did she get dementia?Obviously still so young!

However, the system punctured coldly: "But you have gone through many lives, experienced many births, old ages, illnesses and deaths. You can be regarded as an old monster. It is normal to have dementia."

normal?

Normal your sister!

Fuck your sister's old monster!

Tan Yu rushed forward, about to tear the system apart.

The system quickly dodges.

However, Tan Yu had predicted her subconscious actions long ago, and made every move accurately.

So, one person, one system, torn together.

The small system suffered from its small size, and was quickly torn to bruises and swollen faces.

"Say, is it 'grams' or 'kilograms'?"

Tan Yu rode on the small system, pressing it to hit him.

"kilogram."

The bruised and swollen little system is unyielding.

It was another crazy tear.

"Say, is it 'grams' or 'kilograms'?"

Panting for breath, Tan Yu continued to play according to the small system.

"kilogram."

The bruised and swollen little system, who was also panting, remained unyielding.

Tear again.

……

In this way, the two entered the cycle mode.

Finally, Tan Yu couldn't take it anymore, panting and lying on the small system, powerless: "Say, yes, is it 'gram', or, or 'kilogram'?"

The small system is also like a gossamer: "Thousands, kilograms."

"..."

Tan Yu rolled her eyes, and fainted on the little system.By the way, the small system was also rolled its eyes.

After waking up again, Tan Yu noticed that the small system was still by his side.

It's just that the whole body is covered with bandages, and the driving is inhuman.

It is similar to the legendary mummy.

Tan Yu was speechless: "You have a system, do you need bandages?"

The little system snorted coldly and said nothing.

Tan Yu raised his forehead: "Even if you want to wear a bandage, you don't have to be bound up with this virtue. Is this to cosplay yourself into a mummy, and then go to the medical lecture hall to be dissected?"

"Humph."

The small system still snorted coldly.

It's just that he finally said: "Not dressing up like this is not enough to prove your bad behavior."

"..."

Tan Yu rubbed his temples.

"So this is Porcelain?"

"If you think it is, then so be it. Anyway, you are marking me like this now, all the space cameras are watching, don't try to deny it." The system took out another contract and slapped it on the table with a pen, "Compensation Contract, sign it."

Another contract!

Still a "compensation" contract!

Tan Yudu almost laughed angrily: "Please, you are a system. Is it interesting to sell miserably like this? Also, what do you mean 'the cameras in the space are watching'? There are cameras in this space? Why didn't you say that? How could I Don't know? You installed a camera in the space without telling me, which is an invasion of my privacy. Can I also ask for compensation?"

The system was shocked.

Aware of my slip of the tongue.

But it was too late to swallow it back.

After thinking and thinking, he could only laugh dryly: "Hehe, don't be so exaggerated. What's the point of arguing about this matter? Well, let's not pursue everything we have, even if it's evened, OK?

"Everything? What's included?"

Tan Yu was very vigilant.

"Does it include the pseudo-contract you revised earlier?"

The system is speechless.

She suddenly discovered that Tan Yu was very talented in business.

There is still a lot of potential to be the chairman of the board.

"Tell me. What exactly is included?"

Tan Yu asked.

"If it includes the fake contract that you modified privately, then we can talk about it. I will definitely not agree to it."

A "pseudo-contract" has already positioned the contract that owes more fat.

The system finds that it really can't negotiate with others.

However, she didn't want to admit defeat.

I can only be soft and stubborn: "Don't speak so harshly. You see, I was beaten like this by you too. Let's make a complete reconciliation and wipe out everything before, okay? Just take it, look In my appearance."

After finishing speaking, she looked down at the intricate bandages on her body.

"Everything from the past is wiped out?" Tan Yu blinked, "Does it include the money I owe you?"

"Of course not!"

The system was so excited that it almost jumped up regardless of its injuries.

Of course not!

How can money matter be included?

You know, they still rely on this to earn research funding for the fast-traveling project.

"Since you also said that it is impossible to completely wipe out everything, at least the debts will not be wiped out, so let's make up for each other."

Tan Yu refused to budge.

"And, to be honest, I really don't mind installing cameras in the space. What do you want to do? Why install cameras? How about my privacy? Do you understand that this is illegal! In short, you won't give me a reasonable compensation , I will appeal to the exposure, and I will fight you to the end in the future!"

"..."

The system is really silent now.

She really wasn't afraid of fighting with Tan Yu in private, but she was afraid of appeals and exposure.

Once sued, the assessment points of his own fast travel system will definitely be reduced.At the end of the year, the evaluation will not be able to compare with those fast-traveling systems next door.

The fast travel next door is all mainstream, such as "White Moonlight Series", "Women's Supporting Series", "Successful Rich Series", "Twelve Constellation Series"... all kinds of them are supported and well-known.

As for myself, I am just a "Lily Raiders" series with a slanted sword. The national policy does not support it, and the audience is not wide.If you are complained again, you will definitely not be able to see the points at the end of the year.

As for being exposed, let alone.

Once exposed, the country will focus on you, and potential audiences will remember you, how will you develop in the future?

Therefore, the system is really scared.

It doesn't want its own system to come to an end as soon as it is developed.

So, after thinking for a long time, she gritted her teeth: "Okay, let's talk about this matter."