My wife is so vicious
Chapter 9 Rouge
However, before Tan Yu could enjoy himself for a long time, he was hit——
"But you are too heavy, which affects my lightness kung fu." Xiao Ling said.
Tan Yu second changed to JPG mode, and after a long while, the stuck expression moved again: "Then what, I'm not actually fat, just a little fleshy. Baby fat, baby fat, ha ha."
This is her truth.
She really doesn't think she's fat.
Although her weight has never reached the current level in her previous life, but in good conscience, with a height of more than 1.6 meters and a weight of more than 110 kilograms, she is not too fat.
At most, it is round and plump.
In her previous life, she was too thin, and she always envied others' roundness and beauty.
As it is now, wearing ancient clothes, I can't really tell that I'm fat.
Because ancient costumes are meant to cover the flesh, let alone large men's clothing.
baggy.
At least she didn't realize she was fat.
However, Xiao Ling shook his head: "No, you are fat."
"..."
Well, now that the general has spoken, Tan Yu dare not say anything more.
Be fat.
She could only find something to say: "By the way, why aren't you fat? I think you ate a lot today. Do you usually eat so much?"
"Not necessarily. It depends. Sometimes I eat so much, sometimes I don't."
Xiao Ling thought about it seriously and said.
Well, she seemed to be serious about answering every question.
Tan Yu laughed: "When did you eat so much? When won't you?"
She was always talking nonsense when she had nothing to say, but Xiao Ling's serious answer made her heart ache:
"When you have to march and fight, the conditions are difficult. After eating the last meal, you don't know when to eat the next meal, so you will eat more, so that you can carry it for a long time. But if it is normal, you will not eat so much, which is not good for the stomach. If you want to fight the enemy immediately, it is another kind of appetite, you can neither eat too much nor eat too little, because you have to dance to move your gun, but you can't eat enough to make you inflexible."
Such an answer, serious and meticulous, made Tan Yu's heart ache inexplicably.
It's not easy.
As a general, he is the Great Wall of the country.With such a heavy burden on my body, I really can't be sloppy at all.
The feeling of awe and respect arises spontaneously.
At the same time, the feeling of distress can't help but surge.
She held Tan Yu's hand: "From now on, you will stay at our house well, and don't go through those hardships."
Xiao Ling nodded: "This time, when I marry you, I will stop. From now on, I won't go to the battlefield again."
"Really?"
Tan Yu was taken aback.
Although he didn't want Xiao Ling to endure hardships, it was still a bit embarrassing to hear that he stopped going to the battlefield.
Because as a modern woman, she knows how important a career is to a person's sense of accomplishment.
Xiao Ling is the number one general in the world, whether it is martial arts or formation of troops, they are all first-class.
This is her specialty and a showcase of her talent.
Here, her sense of accomplishment is enormous.
Suddenly deprived of all this, I'm afraid, she may not be happy.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help saying: "Are you happy?"
Her questioning voice was very low, and she was quite sad about parting.
However, the other party responded simply: "If you were thinner, I would be happier."
Uh.
The expression on Tan Yu's face froze again.
Well, really which pot is not opened which pot to lift.
She thought she had bypassed the topic.
Since you can't get around it, just accept your fate.
But, a little unconvinced: "I have to grow plump myself, but I can't help it."
"Why can't I? It's very simple, just eat less."
Xiao Ling blurted out, very quickly.
It seemed that he had already thought of her for a long time.
Tan Yu was speechless.
Everyone knows that the number one secret to losing weight is dieting.
but--
"Don't you eat a lot too?"
Tan Yu muttered.
As for Xiao Ling's food intake, which is enough for eating and broadcasting, how dare he let himself eat less?
Xiao Ling said calmly: "Although I eat a lot, I also exercise a lot."
Also move a lot.
move.
These words unconsciously made Tan Yu's imagination run wild.
cough!
She quickly shook her head, throwing the car to the kindergarten out of her mind.Just change the subject: "By the way, what do you like? I'll give it to you."
As a newlywed husband, he hasn't given anything to his new wife yet, so it doesn't feel right.
A token of love or something, so romantic.
I used to watch novels and TV, and I was very envious of these routines.
Now that I finally got married, I naturally couldn't miss this classic link.
But what would a female general like?
It's really hard to guess.
Even, maybe he is very manly, so he refuses these romantic plots at all.
However, Xiao Ling did not refuse.
Not only didn't refuse, but nodded: "Alright, let's go to the market together and buy whatever we fancy. It just so happens that you also take a walk to lose weight."
"..."
I dare to feel that I have traveled far and wide, and I didn't go around at all.
Tan Yu nodded in resignation: "Okay."
In this way, the young couple went out to the market together.
Originally, Tan Yu wanted to bring along his personal "little servant" Mo'er.By the way, bring a few servants.
But Xiao Ling refused: "With me by your side, no one should dare to do anything to you."
Even if you do it, you can't win.
Tan Yu nodded.
Well, indeed, with such a wife by my side, I really don't need to bring any servants.
Moreover, with others, after all, no two people can go shopping freely.
Newlyweds, they have to look like sweet couples.
So Tan Yu is also happy to live a two-person world with his wife.
The two went to the market and went shopping.
Along the way, there were really feuding dandies who poked their heads to spy, but when they saw Xiao Ling beside Tan Yu, they bowed their heads and left.
This Tan Yu was no longer something they could afford.
Tan Yu was very happy.
So he took Xiao Ling to look around, showing all kinds of precious, rare, fresh, interesting, all kinds of things to Xiao Ling like offering treasures: "This is beautiful, do you like it?"
Along the way, Xiao Ling just shook his head.
Tan Yu thought: It's hard to guess what the female general likes.
She doesn't like things like hammers, maces, and nine-tooth rakes, does she?
Unexpectedly, when she reached a shelf selling rouge, she stopped.
Seeing that she would not leave, Tan Yu also stopped.
Follow her eyes--
Tan Yu was a little uncertain, and asked tentatively, "Do you like...Rouge?"
Xiao Ling didn't hesitate, and nodded: "I haven't tried it, I want to try it."
She really hasn't tried it.
In the army, she is a "man" through and through, so naturally she doesn't use rouge.
Not only did she not use rouge, but she even had to wrap her breasts tightly, lest others would find out that she was a daughter.
But in fact, she was originally a woman.
Especially, after meeting Tan Yu and marrying "him", she still wants to try to be a woman.
Tan Yu may not understand this idea, but she still nodded along her mind: "Okay, if you like it, I will buy it for you. However, the rouge in this place is not good, so I will take you to the rouge shop to buy it."
Xiao Ling shook his head, and looked at the one in front of him.
Tan Yu didn't insist: "Okay, what you like is the best."
As he said that, he took out his money and bought three boxes from that person.
Xiao Ling was taken aback: "I just want one box."
"I know. I bought the other two boxes to coax my grandmother and mother, saying that I brought them specially for them."
Without even thinking about it, Tan Yu went back while looking for the money.
"But you are too heavy, which affects my lightness kung fu." Xiao Ling said.
Tan Yu second changed to JPG mode, and after a long while, the stuck expression moved again: "Then what, I'm not actually fat, just a little fleshy. Baby fat, baby fat, ha ha."
This is her truth.
She really doesn't think she's fat.
Although her weight has never reached the current level in her previous life, but in good conscience, with a height of more than 1.6 meters and a weight of more than 110 kilograms, she is not too fat.
At most, it is round and plump.
In her previous life, she was too thin, and she always envied others' roundness and beauty.
As it is now, wearing ancient clothes, I can't really tell that I'm fat.
Because ancient costumes are meant to cover the flesh, let alone large men's clothing.
baggy.
At least she didn't realize she was fat.
However, Xiao Ling shook his head: "No, you are fat."
"..."
Well, now that the general has spoken, Tan Yu dare not say anything more.
Be fat.
She could only find something to say: "By the way, why aren't you fat? I think you ate a lot today. Do you usually eat so much?"
"Not necessarily. It depends. Sometimes I eat so much, sometimes I don't."
Xiao Ling thought about it seriously and said.
Well, she seemed to be serious about answering every question.
Tan Yu laughed: "When did you eat so much? When won't you?"
She was always talking nonsense when she had nothing to say, but Xiao Ling's serious answer made her heart ache:
"When you have to march and fight, the conditions are difficult. After eating the last meal, you don't know when to eat the next meal, so you will eat more, so that you can carry it for a long time. But if it is normal, you will not eat so much, which is not good for the stomach. If you want to fight the enemy immediately, it is another kind of appetite, you can neither eat too much nor eat too little, because you have to dance to move your gun, but you can't eat enough to make you inflexible."
Such an answer, serious and meticulous, made Tan Yu's heart ache inexplicably.
It's not easy.
As a general, he is the Great Wall of the country.With such a heavy burden on my body, I really can't be sloppy at all.
The feeling of awe and respect arises spontaneously.
At the same time, the feeling of distress can't help but surge.
She held Tan Yu's hand: "From now on, you will stay at our house well, and don't go through those hardships."
Xiao Ling nodded: "This time, when I marry you, I will stop. From now on, I won't go to the battlefield again."
"Really?"
Tan Yu was taken aback.
Although he didn't want Xiao Ling to endure hardships, it was still a bit embarrassing to hear that he stopped going to the battlefield.
Because as a modern woman, she knows how important a career is to a person's sense of accomplishment.
Xiao Ling is the number one general in the world, whether it is martial arts or formation of troops, they are all first-class.
This is her specialty and a showcase of her talent.
Here, her sense of accomplishment is enormous.
Suddenly deprived of all this, I'm afraid, she may not be happy.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help saying: "Are you happy?"
Her questioning voice was very low, and she was quite sad about parting.
However, the other party responded simply: "If you were thinner, I would be happier."
Uh.
The expression on Tan Yu's face froze again.
Well, really which pot is not opened which pot to lift.
She thought she had bypassed the topic.
Since you can't get around it, just accept your fate.
But, a little unconvinced: "I have to grow plump myself, but I can't help it."
"Why can't I? It's very simple, just eat less."
Xiao Ling blurted out, very quickly.
It seemed that he had already thought of her for a long time.
Tan Yu was speechless.
Everyone knows that the number one secret to losing weight is dieting.
but--
"Don't you eat a lot too?"
Tan Yu muttered.
As for Xiao Ling's food intake, which is enough for eating and broadcasting, how dare he let himself eat less?
Xiao Ling said calmly: "Although I eat a lot, I also exercise a lot."
Also move a lot.
move.
These words unconsciously made Tan Yu's imagination run wild.
cough!
She quickly shook her head, throwing the car to the kindergarten out of her mind.Just change the subject: "By the way, what do you like? I'll give it to you."
As a newlywed husband, he hasn't given anything to his new wife yet, so it doesn't feel right.
A token of love or something, so romantic.
I used to watch novels and TV, and I was very envious of these routines.
Now that I finally got married, I naturally couldn't miss this classic link.
But what would a female general like?
It's really hard to guess.
Even, maybe he is very manly, so he refuses these romantic plots at all.
However, Xiao Ling did not refuse.
Not only didn't refuse, but nodded: "Alright, let's go to the market together and buy whatever we fancy. It just so happens that you also take a walk to lose weight."
"..."
I dare to feel that I have traveled far and wide, and I didn't go around at all.
Tan Yu nodded in resignation: "Okay."
In this way, the young couple went out to the market together.
Originally, Tan Yu wanted to bring along his personal "little servant" Mo'er.By the way, bring a few servants.
But Xiao Ling refused: "With me by your side, no one should dare to do anything to you."
Even if you do it, you can't win.
Tan Yu nodded.
Well, indeed, with such a wife by my side, I really don't need to bring any servants.
Moreover, with others, after all, no two people can go shopping freely.
Newlyweds, they have to look like sweet couples.
So Tan Yu is also happy to live a two-person world with his wife.
The two went to the market and went shopping.
Along the way, there were really feuding dandies who poked their heads to spy, but when they saw Xiao Ling beside Tan Yu, they bowed their heads and left.
This Tan Yu was no longer something they could afford.
Tan Yu was very happy.
So he took Xiao Ling to look around, showing all kinds of precious, rare, fresh, interesting, all kinds of things to Xiao Ling like offering treasures: "This is beautiful, do you like it?"
Along the way, Xiao Ling just shook his head.
Tan Yu thought: It's hard to guess what the female general likes.
She doesn't like things like hammers, maces, and nine-tooth rakes, does she?
Unexpectedly, when she reached a shelf selling rouge, she stopped.
Seeing that she would not leave, Tan Yu also stopped.
Follow her eyes--
Tan Yu was a little uncertain, and asked tentatively, "Do you like...Rouge?"
Xiao Ling didn't hesitate, and nodded: "I haven't tried it, I want to try it."
She really hasn't tried it.
In the army, she is a "man" through and through, so naturally she doesn't use rouge.
Not only did she not use rouge, but she even had to wrap her breasts tightly, lest others would find out that she was a daughter.
But in fact, she was originally a woman.
Especially, after meeting Tan Yu and marrying "him", she still wants to try to be a woman.
Tan Yu may not understand this idea, but she still nodded along her mind: "Okay, if you like it, I will buy it for you. However, the rouge in this place is not good, so I will take you to the rouge shop to buy it."
Xiao Ling shook his head, and looked at the one in front of him.
Tan Yu didn't insist: "Okay, what you like is the best."
As he said that, he took out his money and bought three boxes from that person.
Xiao Ling was taken aback: "I just want one box."
"I know. I bought the other two boxes to coax my grandmother and mother, saying that I brought them specially for them."
Without even thinking about it, Tan Yu went back while looking for the money.
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