My wife is so vicious
Chapter 71
Da Dao sighed: "You are really ignorant."
"Affection?"
Heaven was stunned.
"That's right. The things that bastard said to Emperor Feng are just love words from above, and they can't be counted. How can you implement it as a decree?"
Tiandao still doesn't quite understand.
Half understand half understand.
But still couldn't help wondering: "Are words of love a lie? Words don't count."
"..."
Daedao took a deep, deep, deep breath.
In the end, she decided not to reason anymore, but to seriously let the other party weigh it: "Anyway, if you do this kind of self-destructive thing again, I will smash you. Think about it carefully, can you beat me?"
Heaven was silent.
The answer is obvious: can't do it.
Before the Dao of Heaven appeared, the Dao appeared.
At the same time, Dao Dao has transformed into a girl before Tian Dao has time to transform into form.
Therefore, for so many years, Tiandao has always respected Dao as "sister".
The word "sister" in the prehistoric world does not represent kinship, but represents the level of ability.
A "sister" is enough to show that Dao is stronger than Tiandao.
Because of this, when Tiandao was born, Daoist gave her all the chores to maintain the laws of heaven and earth, and she didn't dare to object, so she just took over and worked silently.
Then watch all kinds of running out on the avenue.
It's not that Tiandao doesn't understand: maintaining the operation of the world is the joint responsibility of Dao and Tiandao.Throwing all of Dao to himself is completely lazy.
But what can be done?
Who made myself a rookie, and her mana was not as high as hers?
So for so many years, she, the Dao of Heaven, has been doing things conscientiously.And that bullshit "sister" on Dao Dao went to eat, drink and have fun all by herself, and often couldn't find anyone for hundreds or thousands of years.
Hmph, old fritters, bastard, fish monster.
Tiandao kept complaining in his mind.
Dao scrutinized her: "Why, Xiaotian, do you have any dissatisfaction?"
Tiandao lowered his head and clenched his fist.
She is dissatisfied.
The most dissatisfied is being called "Xiao Tian".
In fact, she has been able to change form a long time ago, but she has always insisted that "the way of heaven is merciless", saying that she can't have her own emotions, so she can't have gender, so that she can be impartial.
For this reason, she has always refused to change form.
But God knows, the real reason why she doesn't change form is that she doesn't want to turn into this lolita!
I still remember that when she succeeded in transforming for the first time, she joyfully transformed and went to Dao Dao to offer treasures.
Da Dao recognized her "cute baby" attribute at first sight.Pink bubbles popped out of her eyes, and she reached out to grab her bulging bun: "Oh, our little tian is so cute!"
Saying that, he still didn't forget to stretch out both hands to rub Tiandao's face vigorously: "Oh, this cute and bulging bun face is the most comfortable to rub~~"
Dao Dao's hands rubbed the delicate face of Tian Dao so hard that it became deformed.
Tiandao even felt that his bald skin had been rubbed by someone's powerful vajra hand.
It was a nightmare experience.
Since then, the way of heaven has never been transformed.
Since then, Tiandao has firmly defined Dao as "abnormal".
Goodbye now, and being called "Xiaotian" again, Tiandao felt like returning from a nightmare.
She wants to cry.
Want to run away.
But she knew it was useless.
The avenue is supreme, everywhere.Where can I escape to?
As for crying... Hehe, it's not like I haven't cried before.
Back then when that pervert rubbed her face sorely, tears flowed down like that.
In the end, that pervert reached out to take a drop, dipped it into his mouth and tasted it.
In the end, I still don’t forget to say with emotion: "It turns out that Xiaotian’s tears are salty, so cute."
What the hell?
Tears are salty, how can they be cute?
The way of heaven choked, and never dared to cry again.
Crying again now?
Absolutely not!
That would only make the abuse worse!
Therefore, Tiandao closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, takes a deep breath, takes a deep breath...
It took a long time before I calmed down: "I am not dissatisfied."
"Ah."
Dao's attitude towards Tiandao is finally gratifying.
"It's fine if you're not dissatisfied. You know, my sister is doing it for your own good. It's also for the good of the whole world. Don't do that kind of self-defeating thing anymore. Just pretend you didn't listen to the love words that bastard said when he was in a trance. Come on."
Since Dao has already said that, the way of heaven can't do anything.
How to say and how to do it.
Anyway, it is the common responsibility of the two of them to maintain this prehistoric state.
Since Dao has higher mana, its status is naturally higher.It's okay to listen to her.
Thinking so, Tiandao scratched out the record of the oath to Tan Yu, and continued to perform his Tiandao duties without saying a word.
Just pretend it was all a dream.
Looking at the back of Tiandao leaving dejectedly, Dao was speechless.
This guy is really too lumpy, he doesn't understand any feelings.Even if someone said a word of love in their interest, they couldn't tell the difference.
But there is no way, "the way of heaven is ruthless", it is originally determined by heaven and people.
Just like, "A Dao You Qing" is also.
If the sky is loving, the sky is also old.
Tiandao always thought that he could only transform into a little lolita because he didn't have enough mana.
Actually not.
It is true that Tiandao's mana is not as good as Tiandao, but it is not enough to be transformed into a little lolita, and it will never grow up forever.
The reason why her incarnation never grows up is because she is ruthless.
Because he is ruthless, he is not an adult.
Dao sighed deeply.
She is helpless.
She is lonely.
For so many years, I have been filled with abundant emotions, but I have no one to share them with.
The only Heavenly Dao who lived the same life as him in Changchun, was an elm lump who didn't know anything.
Ugh.
Heaven is aggrieved.
Avenue sighed.
Tan Yu was having a good time.
As soon as she finally kissed Xiangze, she simply invaded to the end... That night, she took advantage of the situation and executed Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ling also catered clumsily.
The relationship between the two has also grown rapidly since then.
Both Tan Yu and Xiao Ling knew that since this night, Xiao Ling had truly become Tan Yu's wife.
Tan Yu called "wife" more easily.
And Xiao Ling also listened more pleasantly.
The two became more and more familiar, and they talked more casually.
So, another surprise——
But it turned out that on this day Tan Yu was stingy again, and started to say love words to Xiao Ling, "You are the one who looks so beautiful, and I am the one who is so sad and sick~~".
This was originally a rambunctious gossip in the first place, so naturally there are countless things to do.
But who is Tan Yu?
That is the creator of Jinkou Yuyan.
Whatever she says is the law of this world.
For the principled Dao of Heaven, this is undoubtedly a decree that must be firmly implemented.
Before, because of Dao Dao's intervention, Tian Dao had crossed out the curse that Tan Yu had placed on him in the small book.
This is already the damage principle.
Tiandao did a long time of psychological construction before he could barely let go.
This time, it is naturally impossible to ignore the principle again.
Unfortunately, the avenue is not there yet.
Because Dao is too emotional, he can't stay in one place at all-especially, there is only such a wood as Tiandao in this place.
So, she basically wandered around.
Anyway, maintaining the prehistoric world has been completely handed over to Heaven.
There was nothing particularly important, she was too lazy to come back and face Tiandao's paralyzed face.
As for the criterion of "very, very important"... well, since I was born, there was only one time when Tan Yu cursed himself.
That's really "special", the creator cursed himself to death, how can everyone mess around?
So this must not happen.
But the way of heaven is a one-dimensional thing.
So Da Dao must come back to preside over the overall situation.
The way of heaven was quite obedient that time.
So Da Dao thought she understood, so he continued to go out with confidence.
Then, Tan Yu cursed herself again.
This time, without Dao Dao by his side, Tian Dao didn't hesitate any longer, and directly blasted Tan Yu with the curse of "ridden with all kinds of diseases".
So, Tan Yushou lay in bed.
Afterwards, she fell ill in various ways.
For a while, he vomited blood.
One will be a headache.
For a while the body is soft.
It will be wind and cold for a while.
One will be a fever.
……
In short, various diseases are staged without repetition every day, which is really "ridden with all kinds of diseases".
This is not enough.
Because, Tan Yu cursed himself, but "sorrowful and sick".
cough.
At the beginning, Tiandao only cursed him with the curse of "ridden with all kinds of diseases", thinking that it was over.
Unexpectedly, although Tan Yu was ill, she was in a very good state of mind.
Especially, because she was sick, Xiao Ling took care of her every day, all kinds of sweetness made her happy even when she was sick.
Have you ever seen someone grin happily while coughing up blood?
Tan Yu is.
This guy is the master who really wants to love and not die.
Even, with a high fever and shaking all over her body, she continued to press Xiao Ling to make out.
Still very excited and in a good mood.
His dedication to love really makes Tiandao amazed.
After being amazed, Tiandao felt that he should do more for Tan Yu.
Well, I clearly remember that Tan Yu's definition of himself at the beginning was clearly "sorrowful and sick".
In other words, both "sorrow" and "sickness" cannot be missing.
Ruthless, really too ruthless.
Sure enough, he is the creator of the world, not an ordinary person, he even cursed himself when he became so cruel.
And it was such a harsh curse.
While admiring his own creator, Tiandao threw another "sentimental" curse on his own creator.
So Tan Yu started to cry.
And cry day and night.
She is not happy.
very unhappy.
She was not happy when the sun was out, because "the sun is just right outside, but I can only be sick in bed. It's really sad."
She was not happy when it was raining outside, because "the boundless rain is as fine as sorrow".
She is still unhappy when there is no sun or rain outside, because "it's so gloomy today, it's really sad".
……
In this way, the rough nerves are funny, and the incarnation is Sister Lin.
All kinds of sentimentality, all kinds of sadness, all kinds of crying.
Wipe away tears from time to time.
Lament at every turn.
Occasionally recite some poetry.
Even if Xiao Ling loved her to the bone, the corners of his mouth twitched and couldn't take it anymore.
What is even more unbearable is the prehistoric beings.
"Affection?"
Heaven was stunned.
"That's right. The things that bastard said to Emperor Feng are just love words from above, and they can't be counted. How can you implement it as a decree?"
Tiandao still doesn't quite understand.
Half understand half understand.
But still couldn't help wondering: "Are words of love a lie? Words don't count."
"..."
Daedao took a deep, deep, deep breath.
In the end, she decided not to reason anymore, but to seriously let the other party weigh it: "Anyway, if you do this kind of self-destructive thing again, I will smash you. Think about it carefully, can you beat me?"
Heaven was silent.
The answer is obvious: can't do it.
Before the Dao of Heaven appeared, the Dao appeared.
At the same time, Dao Dao has transformed into a girl before Tian Dao has time to transform into form.
Therefore, for so many years, Tiandao has always respected Dao as "sister".
The word "sister" in the prehistoric world does not represent kinship, but represents the level of ability.
A "sister" is enough to show that Dao is stronger than Tiandao.
Because of this, when Tiandao was born, Daoist gave her all the chores to maintain the laws of heaven and earth, and she didn't dare to object, so she just took over and worked silently.
Then watch all kinds of running out on the avenue.
It's not that Tiandao doesn't understand: maintaining the operation of the world is the joint responsibility of Dao and Tiandao.Throwing all of Dao to himself is completely lazy.
But what can be done?
Who made myself a rookie, and her mana was not as high as hers?
So for so many years, she, the Dao of Heaven, has been doing things conscientiously.And that bullshit "sister" on Dao Dao went to eat, drink and have fun all by herself, and often couldn't find anyone for hundreds or thousands of years.
Hmph, old fritters, bastard, fish monster.
Tiandao kept complaining in his mind.
Dao scrutinized her: "Why, Xiaotian, do you have any dissatisfaction?"
Tiandao lowered his head and clenched his fist.
She is dissatisfied.
The most dissatisfied is being called "Xiao Tian".
In fact, she has been able to change form a long time ago, but she has always insisted that "the way of heaven is merciless", saying that she can't have her own emotions, so she can't have gender, so that she can be impartial.
For this reason, she has always refused to change form.
But God knows, the real reason why she doesn't change form is that she doesn't want to turn into this lolita!
I still remember that when she succeeded in transforming for the first time, she joyfully transformed and went to Dao Dao to offer treasures.
Da Dao recognized her "cute baby" attribute at first sight.Pink bubbles popped out of her eyes, and she reached out to grab her bulging bun: "Oh, our little tian is so cute!"
Saying that, he still didn't forget to stretch out both hands to rub Tiandao's face vigorously: "Oh, this cute and bulging bun face is the most comfortable to rub~~"
Dao Dao's hands rubbed the delicate face of Tian Dao so hard that it became deformed.
Tiandao even felt that his bald skin had been rubbed by someone's powerful vajra hand.
It was a nightmare experience.
Since then, the way of heaven has never been transformed.
Since then, Tiandao has firmly defined Dao as "abnormal".
Goodbye now, and being called "Xiaotian" again, Tiandao felt like returning from a nightmare.
She wants to cry.
Want to run away.
But she knew it was useless.
The avenue is supreme, everywhere.Where can I escape to?
As for crying... Hehe, it's not like I haven't cried before.
Back then when that pervert rubbed her face sorely, tears flowed down like that.
In the end, that pervert reached out to take a drop, dipped it into his mouth and tasted it.
In the end, I still don’t forget to say with emotion: "It turns out that Xiaotian’s tears are salty, so cute."
What the hell?
Tears are salty, how can they be cute?
The way of heaven choked, and never dared to cry again.
Crying again now?
Absolutely not!
That would only make the abuse worse!
Therefore, Tiandao closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, takes a deep breath, takes a deep breath...
It took a long time before I calmed down: "I am not dissatisfied."
"Ah."
Dao's attitude towards Tiandao is finally gratifying.
"It's fine if you're not dissatisfied. You know, my sister is doing it for your own good. It's also for the good of the whole world. Don't do that kind of self-defeating thing anymore. Just pretend you didn't listen to the love words that bastard said when he was in a trance. Come on."
Since Dao has already said that, the way of heaven can't do anything.
How to say and how to do it.
Anyway, it is the common responsibility of the two of them to maintain this prehistoric state.
Since Dao has higher mana, its status is naturally higher.It's okay to listen to her.
Thinking so, Tiandao scratched out the record of the oath to Tan Yu, and continued to perform his Tiandao duties without saying a word.
Just pretend it was all a dream.
Looking at the back of Tiandao leaving dejectedly, Dao was speechless.
This guy is really too lumpy, he doesn't understand any feelings.Even if someone said a word of love in their interest, they couldn't tell the difference.
But there is no way, "the way of heaven is ruthless", it is originally determined by heaven and people.
Just like, "A Dao You Qing" is also.
If the sky is loving, the sky is also old.
Tiandao always thought that he could only transform into a little lolita because he didn't have enough mana.
Actually not.
It is true that Tiandao's mana is not as good as Tiandao, but it is not enough to be transformed into a little lolita, and it will never grow up forever.
The reason why her incarnation never grows up is because she is ruthless.
Because he is ruthless, he is not an adult.
Dao sighed deeply.
She is helpless.
She is lonely.
For so many years, I have been filled with abundant emotions, but I have no one to share them with.
The only Heavenly Dao who lived the same life as him in Changchun, was an elm lump who didn't know anything.
Ugh.
Heaven is aggrieved.
Avenue sighed.
Tan Yu was having a good time.
As soon as she finally kissed Xiangze, she simply invaded to the end... That night, she took advantage of the situation and executed Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ling also catered clumsily.
The relationship between the two has also grown rapidly since then.
Both Tan Yu and Xiao Ling knew that since this night, Xiao Ling had truly become Tan Yu's wife.
Tan Yu called "wife" more easily.
And Xiao Ling also listened more pleasantly.
The two became more and more familiar, and they talked more casually.
So, another surprise——
But it turned out that on this day Tan Yu was stingy again, and started to say love words to Xiao Ling, "You are the one who looks so beautiful, and I am the one who is so sad and sick~~".
This was originally a rambunctious gossip in the first place, so naturally there are countless things to do.
But who is Tan Yu?
That is the creator of Jinkou Yuyan.
Whatever she says is the law of this world.
For the principled Dao of Heaven, this is undoubtedly a decree that must be firmly implemented.
Before, because of Dao Dao's intervention, Tian Dao had crossed out the curse that Tan Yu had placed on him in the small book.
This is already the damage principle.
Tiandao did a long time of psychological construction before he could barely let go.
This time, it is naturally impossible to ignore the principle again.
Unfortunately, the avenue is not there yet.
Because Dao is too emotional, he can't stay in one place at all-especially, there is only such a wood as Tiandao in this place.
So, she basically wandered around.
Anyway, maintaining the prehistoric world has been completely handed over to Heaven.
There was nothing particularly important, she was too lazy to come back and face Tiandao's paralyzed face.
As for the criterion of "very, very important"... well, since I was born, there was only one time when Tan Yu cursed himself.
That's really "special", the creator cursed himself to death, how can everyone mess around?
So this must not happen.
But the way of heaven is a one-dimensional thing.
So Da Dao must come back to preside over the overall situation.
The way of heaven was quite obedient that time.
So Da Dao thought she understood, so he continued to go out with confidence.
Then, Tan Yu cursed herself again.
This time, without Dao Dao by his side, Tian Dao didn't hesitate any longer, and directly blasted Tan Yu with the curse of "ridden with all kinds of diseases".
So, Tan Yushou lay in bed.
Afterwards, she fell ill in various ways.
For a while, he vomited blood.
One will be a headache.
For a while the body is soft.
It will be wind and cold for a while.
One will be a fever.
……
In short, various diseases are staged without repetition every day, which is really "ridden with all kinds of diseases".
This is not enough.
Because, Tan Yu cursed himself, but "sorrowful and sick".
cough.
At the beginning, Tiandao only cursed him with the curse of "ridden with all kinds of diseases", thinking that it was over.
Unexpectedly, although Tan Yu was ill, she was in a very good state of mind.
Especially, because she was sick, Xiao Ling took care of her every day, all kinds of sweetness made her happy even when she was sick.
Have you ever seen someone grin happily while coughing up blood?
Tan Yu is.
This guy is the master who really wants to love and not die.
Even, with a high fever and shaking all over her body, she continued to press Xiao Ling to make out.
Still very excited and in a good mood.
His dedication to love really makes Tiandao amazed.
After being amazed, Tiandao felt that he should do more for Tan Yu.
Well, I clearly remember that Tan Yu's definition of himself at the beginning was clearly "sorrowful and sick".
In other words, both "sorrow" and "sickness" cannot be missing.
Ruthless, really too ruthless.
Sure enough, he is the creator of the world, not an ordinary person, he even cursed himself when he became so cruel.
And it was such a harsh curse.
While admiring his own creator, Tiandao threw another "sentimental" curse on his own creator.
So Tan Yu started to cry.
And cry day and night.
She is not happy.
very unhappy.
She was not happy when the sun was out, because "the sun is just right outside, but I can only be sick in bed. It's really sad."
She was not happy when it was raining outside, because "the boundless rain is as fine as sorrow".
She is still unhappy when there is no sun or rain outside, because "it's so gloomy today, it's really sad".
……
In this way, the rough nerves are funny, and the incarnation is Sister Lin.
All kinds of sentimentality, all kinds of sadness, all kinds of crying.
Wipe away tears from time to time.
Lament at every turn.
Occasionally recite some poetry.
Even if Xiao Ling loved her to the bone, the corners of his mouth twitched and couldn't take it anymore.
What is even more unbearable is the prehistoric beings.
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