My wife is so vicious

"Sun Yu/Yue Yu, pay homage to Feng Huang and Huang Husband. The driver has arrived, please get in the car."

Xi He and Wang Shu saluted Xiao Ling and Tan Yu together.

Xiao Ling looked at Tan Yu.

Tan Yu was dumbfounded.

So, does this count as driving?

cough!

Tan Yu cleared her throat, and in the end, only choked out one word: "Okay."

So, the two got into the carriage.

Sitting on this chariot, Tan Yu was still a little excited.

After all, this is no ordinary chariot, but a chariot carrying the sun and the moon!

The rotation of the sun and the moon, and the alternation of day and night, rely on the two cars of the two of them.

To put it bluntly, the rising and setting of the sun and the moon from east to west every day are arranged by them driving the carriage all the way.

Now that a mere mortal of his own could actually sit on such a chariot, Tan Yu was naturally terrified.

However, there are also things that make her unhappy——

This idiot Xiao Ling actually took a car with her.

This is wrong.

It's okay to drive a car that isn't what you think it is.Not even riding in a carriage now would be too much.

"That, wife..."

Tan Yu groped, thinking about what to say, to wake up his wife.

However, Xiao Ling looked at her: "That wife? How many wives do you have?"

His expression was a little unnatural.

I'm afraid that even Xiao Ling himself doesn't know: when she asked this question back, she had already acquiesced in what Tan Yu usually called her—wife.

Tan Yu, who has been in love for several lives and faced Xiao Ling in every life, understood it in seconds.

Well, it seems that her sullen wife has long accepted the fact that she is her wife in her heart.

That being the case, Tan Yu became more courageous.

She comforted her wife: "Hey, without this or that, I only have one wife, and that is you. You are my only one."

While not forgetting to kidnap his wife: "But my wife, we are separated in two carriages, it is too far away. Let's get closer."

For comfort, Xiao Ling is still very useful.His complexion obviously turned sunny.

But Xiao Ling couldn't understand the belt: "Is it far? These two carriages are traveling side by side, so they are very close."

That's not the case at all!

Tan Yu decided to focus: "You have already said that the 'separation' is very close. That means that no matter how close it is, it is still 'separation'. Let's not be separated, okay? I want that kind of zero distance."

Zero distance?

Xiao Ling raised his eyebrows.

"Negative distance is fine."

Tan Yu further added.

"..."

Xiao Ling looked at Tan Yu with big clear eyes.

Tan Yu felt guilty when he saw these clear and beautiful big eyes, and couldn't help but kissed them.

Well, cover it with your lips, so you can't see it.

Don't ask why Tan Yu was able to kiss Xiao Ling's eyes when the two carriages were separated.

For some people, as long as they are motivated enough, there is nothing impossible in this world.

For example, now she is like an octopus, hanging from Xiao Ling's neck across the car, stretching her neck so long, she kisses the other person's eyes.

This scene stunned Xi He and Wang Shu who were driving.

The young and innocent hearts of the two were instantly shocked.

This, what is this doing?

who am I?

where am I?

I... what am I going to do?

What are we going to do?

we……

The two looked at each other, dumbfounded and shocked, and immediately, both of them seemed to realize something.So, they both blushed.

As for why they were blushing, the two of them didn't figure it out.

It's just that the more you look at each other, the more you blush

Even, there was some kind of throbbing in his heart.

This is an experience I have never had before.

And this is not over, the impact will soon be even greater.

Because, Xiao Ling saw that it was too hard for Tan Yu to hang on his neck like that, so he simply used all his strength to lift him up and pull him into his car.

Xiao Ling was overjoyed: "We are now together."

In ancient times, didn't "car" also read "ju"?

Xiao Ling looked at her like he was looking at a fool.

The second idiot didn't want to face this kind of contempt from the king.

Just cover it up with another kiss.

Tan Yu didn't know the embarrassment, so he just let her move, and had an intimate neck with her, and the interaction was natural.

Baby Xihe and Baby Wangshu completely stayed there.

Uh.

What did they see?

where is this?

who am I?

What are they doing?

Can we... can we do something too?

The two looked at each other again, blushing again.

At the same time lower your head.

Well, it seems that there are some thoughts in my heart that I shouldn't have, and they are sprouting.

Having said that, shouldn't you really have that idea?

If it's really that wrong, why did Fenghuang and Huanghu do it like this?

Still very happy.

The two thought about it, and unconsciously licked their lips.

Moreover, Feng Huang and Huang Husband are both women, so they are together in the same grand manner?

So, the two looked at each other again, thinking about it together.

Tan Yu and Xiao Ling were so attentive that they didn't notice the little thoughts of the two melon eaters.

It's just that the two horses are tied together, and they keep going forward like that.

Two women, driving a car.

One of them was empty.

And in the other carriage, there are two other women who are tender and lingering.

This situation made all the living beings looking up at the sky in the prehistoric land feel a little dazed.

so beautiful.

But, why is there always something evil in this beauty?

A kind of evil that cannot be explained clearly.

cough cough.

The evilness in this beautiful tranquility naturally comes from Tan Yu.

Tan Yu is a complete evil.

Tonight, there is something even more sinister.

This is the evil that makes the heavens change their colors.

It almost brought disaster to this prehistoric land.

And this will become the eternal pain of heaven in the future.

This shocking event actually happened very simply.

Everything stems from Tan Yu's ordinary words.

Still a love story.

To be precise, it is a deep-seated nonsense.

cough.

Here's the thing:

That night, the two of them came back from a circle in the sky, still full of interest.

Tan Yu then began to play tricks on Xiao Ling.

It was the first time for Xiao Ling, so he was a bit dazed.

So half-way and half-push.

Her "half push" doesn't matter, the key is that she is the Phoenix Emperor!He is the number one god of war in the wild!An existence that can change the world with every move!

Her power value, just "half push", is enough to make Tan Yu speechless like "a dog chewing on a hedgehog", and can only circle around his wife.

After turning around a few times, Tan Yu began to play tricks.

Be prepared to make full use of your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, and break through the defense of the opponent's explosive combat power with these three-inch sweet words.

Nothing to start with.

Nothing more than some classic sweet words.

But as I talked, I became short of words.

Seeing that Xiao Ling had softened up gradually, and victory was imminent, Tan Yu had no choice but to think of more sweet words.

At the end of the day, he said harshly: "Death under the peony flower is like a ghost. As long as I can kiss your fragrance, I will be willing to die immediately!"

Her words of love were originally a result of joy, but to Tian Dao, it was tantamount to a thunderbolt!

It was even a thunderstorm to the entire prehistoric world.

Because, she is the Lord of the Great Desolation!

The Great Desolate Lord cannot die.

If even the master of this prehistoric world is dead, how can this world still exist? !

What's more, she is not even just the lord of the prehistoric world, but the lord of the entire world beyond the prehistoric world!

If such a person dies, what will happen to all living beings?

Even the way of heaven can't get rid of the relationship!

It's embarrassing for heaven.

what's the situation?

Give yourself such a big problem? !

Heaven exploded.

It was originally in Zixiao Palace to deal with the aftermath, and all kinds of embarrassment and embarrassment were fine.

After finally smoothing everything over, I heard Tan Yu's shocking thunderbolt again.

It finally came back with a tired body, and now it really "sit up in a dying illness".

After being petrified for a long time, it came to its senses and accepted: it was the creator of the world who was cheating, and it had presented itself with a shocking problem.

And this problem is not necessarily solved.

If you can't solve it, you may even die yourself.

Tiandao really wanted to blow up that day, blowing up a firework in the sky, and let Tan Yu see it.Look at yourself this last protest and splendor.

Of course, this is not possible.

Heaven cannot have emotions.

All this, it can only swallow silently.

Therefore, after being silent for a long time, Tiandao finally did a good job of mental construction, swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and regained his strength.

Well, after cheering up, I actually thought of a good solution right away——

So, Tan Yu was miserable.

However, Tan Yu said all kinds of sweet words to Xiao Ling that night, originally everything was going well, and it was about to succeed happily.

Who knows, Xiao Ling frowned suddenly, as if he was a different person, but he didn't allow her to approach.

At first, Tan Yu thought she was joking, so she also joked: "Good wife, don't hide. Come, let me talk."

However, Xiao Ling frowned even deeper.

It seems that there are two emotions inside and are struggling.

Seeing Tan Yu's mouth stretched out, Xiao Ling just slapped——

Tan Yu flew away.

Poor Tan Yu, struggling to crawl back, wanted to kiss his wife again: "Come on, be good, don't make a fuss, keep your mouth shut."

Xiao Ling frowned, and slapped again——

Tan Yu flew away again.

Just like that, Tan Yu rushed over to beg for help—Xiao Ling pushed his palm—Tan Yu was beaten away—Tan Yu got up and came back—Tan Yu ran over and continued to beg for help—

So, infinite loop.

Until Tan Yu couldn't move anymore.

She was finally discouraged, so she didn't bother to get up, and fell asleep on the ground.

Before going to bed, I pondered: When Qingluan and Huofeng come back, let them turn into hot wheels and step on them by themselves, so it will save effort to go back and forth.Alas, this wife is too fierce.This is not a mouth, this is simply rushing up to get a beating.

Tan Yu sighed.

Why do other people's wives kiss when they say they want to kiss, but if they want to kiss their own wife, they have to be like fighting a war?

She was so dizzy, but she also fell asleep indiscriminately.

When he woke up again, he still went to talk to his wife, but he was still beaten.

And so on, without exception.

The race continued day after day.

Later, Qingluan and Huofeng came back, but they were not stupid, they didn't want to interfere with Feng Huang and his husband's flower guns, so they all pretended to be deaf and dumb and hid.