My wife is so vicious

Say important things three times?

Tan Yu covered her face, unable to laugh or cry: "Yes. Say important things three times."

She is affirmative.

Therefore, since then, "say important things three times" has become a golden rule.

After saying it three times, there is no need to force others to say it.

Tan Yu began to take this matter seriously.

only--

She felt that this matter could not be resolved.

Sanqing was obviously Hongjun's destined apprentice, so how could he come to worship him as his master?

This is too bullshit.

Tan Yu even suspected that he had traveled to a fake prehistoric world. Why is everything in this world so strange?

Although it is generally considered prehistoric, there are always characters disconnected from time to time, and the plot skips scenes.

For example, Taiyi who was born naked without a companion magic weapon.

Another example is Di Jun who also lost his accompanying magic weapon.

For example, Bu Zhoushan was not angry because Gong Gong and Zhu Rong were angry because of the fight, but the two of them had a friendly discussion and were shocked by Tai Yi's chaotic clock.

For example, Hongjun Zixiao Palace preached as promised, how did it become his own preaching?

……

After thinking about all these things one by one, she was stunned: I'll wipe it!Why does everything have anything to do with me? !

The most amazing thing is: Taiyi and Dijun's accompanying magic weapon is actually in their own space!

She couldn't help but look at the pile of treasures on the ground.

Look at Sanqing again.

Look at that bunch of babies again.

Got it!

Sanqing's eager eyes had already betrayed them.

They just want babies!

Frankly speaking, San Qing has concealed it very well, especially Lao Tzu, whose eyes are almost closed, and the emotion in his eyes cannot be seen at all.

Yuan Shi also deliberately avoided her exploration, his eyes pretended to be calm.Quite a calm demeanor.

So Tongtian was more honest and lowered his head in embarrassment.

It seems that he is quite guilty of his desire.

But his face is still calm and calm, deliberately looking flawless.

But who is Tan Yu?

That's an old fox that has lived for several lifetimes, okay?

Moreover, she was an orphan since she was a child, and she has seen the warmth and warmth of the world and all kinds of human nature.

Another senior author who has written essays for n years, he has created countless characters and imagined countless stories.

What can't be seen through such a person?

Sanqing's little pretense was not enough in her eyes.

Even the best disguised Lao Tzu was seen through by her.

Well, they all came here after her bunch of "babies".

She is a little weak.

To be honest, she really doesn't know how many useful treasures there are in that pile of gadgets.

But looking at the eyes of the big guys present, I'm afraid there are a lot of treasures in it.

Then should I stay or really give Sanqing a piece or two?

She looked at the pile of things again, feeling a battle between heaven and man.

If it is really a treasure, it would be so distressing to give it away.

But if you don't give it away, you will end up with an enemy like Sanqing-this is quite scary.You must know that Sanqing is destined to be holy, and if you offend them, won't you be dead in the future?

While she was hesitating, Sanqing begged again in unison: "Please take me as a disciple."

Anyway, things have already been done, and the face that should be lost has been lost, so it must be done.Don't let your face go to waste.

The three of them have already made up their minds about the matter of apprenticeship.

They have made up their minds, regardless of whether the "master" is willing or not.

Tan Yu is suffering.

She really didn't want to wade into this muddy water.

She wanted to disappear right away.

However, it is impossible to avoid it.She has already seen it: all kinds of unreasonable bugs in this world are related to her.

Obviously, her time traveler has changed many established rules and patterns.

Tan Yu sighed deeply in her heart: Oh, this is the fate that the time-traveling heroine cannot escape, right?

Since he believed that he could not escape the fate of the main line, Tan Yu sighed deeply and resigned to his fate: "All right. Go over there to meet your teacher's wife."

The jade hand pointed at Xiao Ling who was watching and eating melons.

!!!

Everyone present was shocked.

This ghostly painting style has become too abrupt.

Even Xiao Ling didn't keep up with the rhythm, and was stunned.

Immediately, Wannian Bingshan couldn't help but blush.

Because everyone's eyes followed the point of that bastard and looked at her.

The most pitiful is Sanqing.

One second he was still overjoyed that Tan Yu finally agreed to accept them as his disciples, and the next second he was terrified by Tan Yu's request.

Uh, what?

Meet Mistress?

They are dignified and sanqing, they are the transformation of the great god Pan Gu, and they are destined to become saints.

Now that he is willing to condescend to worship a low-level woman as his teacher for that little treasure, it is enough... to be able to bend and stretch.

Want to go one step further and worship another animal woman as his wife? !

Also, what "teacher's wife"?

Aren't you both women!

Sanqing really wanted to explode on the spot.

However, Tan Yu didn't find anything wrong at all. Seeing them not moving, she urged, "Hurry up. What are you thinking? Don't you want to worship me as a teacher?"

Sanqing wants to cry but has no tears.

Well, she has already made it clear: If you want to be a teacher, you must first be a teacher's wife.

Sanqing hesitated.

Sanqing was very confused.

Shame.

Although people can lose some integrity, they can't lose too much integrity.Otherwise, in the future, the integrity will be smashed all over the place, and I won't be able to pick it up even if I want to.

But, those three treasures...

They were still hesitating, but Zhunti and Yingying acted preemptively.

They knelt down to Tan Yu with a "plop" and said, "I would also like to worship you as my teacher!"

As he said that, he just kowtowed his head.

Crunchy.

Before Tan Yu had time to react, they turned around and "thumped" to Xiao Ling and kowtowed three times.

More crunchy.

After knocking, they turned back and "thumped" and knelt down to Tan Yu, shouting together: "Master!"

This set of movements is smooth and smooth, crisp and neat.

Tan Yu was stunned for a while.

Well.

This, this is the end?

Tan Yu, who was dumb for a while, cleared his throat heavily: "Cough! Cough cough! Well, you..."

"Master, please give instructions!"

These two naughty faces have directly defined him as a master.

Every word Tan Yu said now, to them, was a lesson from the master.

Such strong buying and strong selling made Tan Yu speechless: he deserves to be a future saint.This cheek... Tsk tsk, it is indeed too powerful.

Tan Yu swallowed her saliva, and swallowed her next words by the way.

She glanced at Sanqing who was still kneeling there, changed her style of painting, and said seriously: "Well, since you are so sincere, I will accept you as a teacher. The way of heaven is the proof, you and I, master and apprentice, are born today."

This was originally her casual nonsense.

The testimony of the way of heaven and so on is just a modification of the "heaven can learn" commonly used by later generations.

She thinks that people in the future will say "heaven can learn from you", and when you come here, do as the Romans do, just say "the way of heaven bears witness".

Who knows, everyone was stunned after the words were finished.

To be precise, it was terrified.

Looking at her in horror, it seemed that she had done something extremely terrible.