My wife is so vicious

If someone said that he was fat, Tan Yu would definitely scratch his face.

But now Xiao Ling said...

Well, she had to bear it.

Tan Yu laughed awkwardly: "Actually, he's not very fat, so what, you know, baby fat."

However, Xiao Ling didn't agree with that: "You are half a catty heavier than the last time we met."

Naturally, there is no baby fat that makes people gain weight quickly in a short period of time.

Tan Yu was a little embarrassed.

But he didn't understand: "How do you know that I'm half a catty heavier than last time? Did you carry a scale with you?"

Xiao Ling said indifferently: "If you weigh it with your hand and look at it with your eyes, you will know the general idea. Why do you need to carry a name?"

Uh.

That's right, I helped myself this time, and it was considered a casual hand.

I didn't even touch myself last time, so I just took a casual look.

This, this is too ridiculous!

Tan Yu didn't believe it: "If you really look at it and weigh it, you will know how much it weighs?"

"nature."

Xiao Ling was calm.

"When I fight against an enemy general, I have to determine the moves I use based on the opponent's body weight. This is more targeted."

Uh.

Sure enough, there are 360 ​​lines, and each line has knowledge.

It's just that this skill of weighing with hands and measuring weight with eyes makes Tan Yu unconsciously diverge more——

"What about the pig? Can you also accurately weigh the pig?"

Xiao Ling thought about it seriously: "Almost."

Uh.

"What about the vegetables? What about rice, noodles, vegetables and fruits?"

"It's all right." Xiao Ling still nodded, "As a general, you have to take care of the food and grass of the three armies."

"..."

Really knowledgeable.

It is omnipotent.

Tan Yu wiped off his sweat and muttered, "This is really better than an electronic scale."

"What did you say?"

Xiao Ling couldn't understand.

"Oh, I mean, with you here, the servants in the family will not even be able to fish for oil and water when they buy vegetables and rice."

"Great water?" Xiao Ling frowned, "You mean, someone embezzled Cai Jin?"

I only heard that there are officials in the imperial court who are corrupt, but I didn't expect that there are servants in a small Marquis's mansion who are corrupt.

Seeing her serious face, Tan Yu quickly waved his hands: "No, no, it's not that serious, it's not the word 'corruption'. It's just a little unspoken rule in the lower circle."

"Unspoken rules?"

Xiao Ling couldn't understand again.

"It's the default rule. Although it's not good on the surface, it's a rule that everyone agrees to secretly."

Tan Yu can only analyze modern words.

"No reason!"

Xiao Ling patted the table.

The table shattered.

The people listening to the room outside the door were frightened and sifted the chaff collectively.

Oh my god, the general's power is so scary!

In particular, Mrs. Tan hurriedly recited "Amitabha" while holding the Buddhist beads.

Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, you must protect our grandson from being beaten to death by his grandson-in-law!

"Who?"

Tan Yu asked in surprise.

Everyone listened to Tan Yu's question outside, and quickly ran away.

Well, the general seems quite irritable.If she didn't like people listening to the room outside and got angry again, the Tan family would be bleeding into rivers immediately!

Therefore, Tan Yu pushed the door open and saw nothing.

All the people scattered like birds and beasts.

"strangeness."

Tan Yu couldn't figure it out, closed the door again and walked over.

"It's nothing strange, it's listening to the house. The custom of the wedding night."

Xiao Ling explained.

"Ah, oh, yes."

It seems that there is such a custom?

As an orphan, Tan Yu has never participated in the wedding affairs of relatives and friends in her previous life, so she is completely insensitive to these matters.

After coming to this world, I have never experienced it.

Now when Xiao Ling reminded him, he remembered that he had seen this kind of plot on TV occasionally.

So he took advantage of the situation and praised Xiao Ling: "You're still smart, you know everything."

Xiao Ling was indifferent.

did not speak.

In fact, she didn't know it at first.

It's all the marriage knowledge that I have been hired to make up for in the past two days.

She is a conscientious person, whether she is arranging troops, teaching and disciplining sergeants, or fighting against enemies in martial arts, she always does her homework seriously.

Faced with the major event of his life now, he naturally dare not slack off.

It can be said that her study of marriage knowledge in the past two days has been more assiduous than her usual martial arts training.

Therefore, she did not make any mistakes in today's ceremony.

This is the most common thing for other women.

But for a general like her who was born in the army, it is indeed rare to be able to understand this in a short period of time.

Hearing Tan Yu praise her now, although he didn't express anything in face, he was still very happy in his heart.

Even the anger from just now has subsided a little.

However, the issue of principle must still be adhered to: "Rules are rules, there is no such thing as unspoken rules. There should be no dirt and evil practices anywhere."

Tan Yu was taken aback.

This super positive three views still shocked her a bit.

There should be no dirt or dirt anywhere.

If everyone had this uncompromising awareness, the atmosphere of the world would have been different long ago.

Tan Yu herself is a person who is not very strict in terms of three views. As long as others make no serious mistakes, she doesn't care.

Hearing Xiao Ling's words now, he unconsciously became clear-eyed.

Unable to restrain herself, she casually lifted the hijab of the other party, wanting to see the other party's eyes.

It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul.

She wanted to see, what kind of eyes would this three-view, which is straighter than reinforced concrete, belong to?

When the hijab was lifted, Xiao Ling was picturesque.

And it's a rich painting.

From eyebrows to facial features, everything is clear and bright.

Suddenly, the room was filled with light.

For the first time in her life, Tan Yu experienced the feeling of "brilliance".

It turns out that there is a kind of beauty that is as bright as the sun and really shines.

"You... so beautiful."

Can't help it, Tan Yu murmured.

This is her instinctive reaction.

It's probably because there are too many dandy clothes in normal clothes.

Seeing Xiao Ling now, he was really crazy.

It is truly stunning!

Looking at her men's clothing before, I can already see that she is a peerless beauty.

Now when I look at women's clothing, I feel so beautiful that people can't take my eyes off it.

"You are so beautiful, so beautiful..."

Tan Yu murmured again.

Xiao Ling still had no expression on his face.

However, if you look carefully, you will find:

There was a faint smile on the corner of her lips, and she couldn't hide it.

And her face slowly blushed.

Although the blush is very light and fades very slowly, if you look carefully, you can still see it.

It is white and rosy, and the hibiscus is like a face.

Tan Yu was even more insane.

nice.

Really beautiful.

She couldn't help herself, stretched out her hand, and gently cupped the other's cheek: Such a beautiful face, unexpectedly, is her own wife.

With her face held in her hands, Xiao Ling finally lowered his eyebrows.

The blush on his face became more apparent.

The corners of the lips are slightly curved, and the tenderness is infinite.

At this moment, she is an out-and-out newlywed wife.

Tan Yu's heart was completely drunk.

Oh my god, this journey is really worth it!

Before time travel, she was a complete single dog!

Even after being single, she couldn't tell whether she liked men or women.

Especially, in the later stage, she read a lot of Lily's novels out of curiosity, and went deep into the drama, thinking that girls and girls are also very beautiful.

So, when time travelling, the system appeared and asked her what kind of person she likes, she thought it was a joke, so she said she liked beautiful women.

The system asks again, what kind of woman is considered beautiful?

She pretended to be an old driver, and replied: Whether a woman is beautiful or not, the key is to look at her breasts!

Now that I think about it, the system actually listened to it.

Sure enough, he gave himself a beautiful wife!

only……

Hey?

Tan Yu looked at the other's chest: it's not too big.

Although it is not big, it is very beautiful.

Tall and exquisite, without any fat, with a perfect figure, it can't be too perfect!

Well, probably the system is deaf, and only listened to half of it:

I heard the word "beauty".

But you didn't hear the key point of "chest", did you?

But it doesn't matter.

It's perfect now.

At the beginning, I was just joking, pretending to be an old driver.

In fact, she has never tasted femininity at all, how can she know which kind of woman is good-looking and which is not good-looking, but after reading a few Lily novels, she thought that someone pretended to be a system to make fun of herself, so she pretended to be a senior old concubine cubs.

So, now that she has Xiao Ling, she is already very content.

Thinking that this is the wife assigned to him by the system, Tan Yu is still very happy.

The previous worries have also been reduced a lot.

Instead, it gradually gained some ground.

"Then what, ma'am, it's getting late, you should rest first."

She tried and arranged for the other party to rest first.

In order to avoid the other party's suspicion, she even made up an impromptu reason: "Well, for my husband, I want to read the book for my husband."

"Ah."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ling didn't have any objection, but continued to lower his eyebrows tactfully, and responded.

Ah, so cute!

Tan Yu really wanted the other party to maintain the current mood and return after asking the system.

But I was still a little uncertain, so I said against my will: "Well, then go to bed early."

"it is good."

"good."

Tan Yu tentatively said something.

This boldness is similar to touching the head of a Tibetan mastiff.

Who knows, Xiao Ling didn't get angry.

On the contrary, I feel better.

Tan Yu felt relieved and left with a smile.

Of course she wasn't reading.

Instead, find a place where there is no one, use your consciousness to enter the space, and look for the system: "System! System! System, where are you?"

Unexpectedly, after shouting for a long time, no one responded.

Huh?

What about the system?

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find anyone.

Well, an empty space cannot hide people in the first place.

Instead, in the empty space, lay a piece of paper.

Tan Yu picked it up and took a look, only to see that it said: "Anyway, you have nothing to see me, I will go out for a long vacation and come back."

Behind it, a smiley face was drawn.

Tan Yu was speechless.

asshole!

Slacker! !

Actually lazy to go on vacation!

How do you know I'm not looking for you?

I didn't look for you before, but it doesn't mean I won't look for you in the future.

Tan Yu wants to cry but has no tears.

But think about it, this is also my own reason.

If it wasn't for the fact that I hadn't had any interest in doing time-traveling missions before, and never summoned the system, the system wouldn't have waited for the mushrooms to come out and ran off for a long vacation.

Ugh.

Every mistake is your own fault.

If I had known that there was today, it would not be the same as before.

Unable to find the system, Tan Yu could only hang his head down, and really went to the study.