My wife is so vicious
Chapter 55: Little Bugs (1)
It was easy for Hongjun to enter meditation, but it was hard for everyone listening to the sermon.
Everyone came to Zixiao Palace from thousands of miles just to listen to Hongjun's preaching.What's going on now that Hongjun suddenly settled down on the spot?
Everyone present is suspicious.
First whispering, and then began to look around to think of countermeasures.
Finally, all eyes turned to Tan Yu.
After all, the rest of the people present came to listen to the sermon, except Tan Yu, who seemed to be from Zixiao Palace.
Yes, everyone has already acquiesced that Tan Yu is a member of Zixiao Palace, otherwise they wouldn't be so obedient, lifting their butts when they are asked to lift their buttocks, and checking them one by one.
You know, those who can rush to Zixiao Palace so quickly are all the best in the wild.When they walked in the prehistoric times, they were also the only ones.
Now that the misunderstanding has formed, Tan Yu can't help but get rid of the relationship.
"No, I'm not from Zixiao Palace."
Tan Yu desperately explained.
However, everyone didn't believe it: "Tao masters don't have to be humble. Now that the sage Hongjun has attained enlightenment, I have waited thousands of miles to come, and I don't want to return to Baoshan empty-handed. I hope that the Taoist will take pity on me and pass on the supreme way to me."
"I hope the Taoist master will take pity on me and pass on the supreme way to me!"
"Teacher, teach me the supreme way!"
Everyone shouted.
"..."
Pass, I pass your sister!
Tan Yu was disturbed by all kinds of voices.
She is almost going crazy.
How do I know what to say?
I still want to come to listen to the sermon and be sanctified!
"I really can't! I, I just passed by to make soy sauce."
Tan Yu has given up on sanctification, and just wants to get out of here quickly.
You know, all the people crowded here are all great figures!
I can't afford to mess with myself!
If they are attacked by a group, I am afraid that there is no need to become a saint, and they will be killed immediately on the spot.
Tan Yu regrets it.
If I had known earlier, I would not have come to ask for a holy seat.
Saints are naturally good, with super powers and eternal life.
But, always have a life to enjoy.
I am not a cultivator, why come to be greedy?
Just spend your whole life here well.
Anyway, the lifespan of the prehistoric people was much longer than that of ordinary humans countless years later.
I can count as living enough.
Tan Yu deeply regrets her greed.
At this moment, she didn't want to be a saint anymore, she just wanted to run away quickly.
Anyway, although killing people in this prehistoric place is as common as eating, as long as you are careful and live in secluded places, you won't be killed if you think about it.
It's just a pity that after so many years in this world, I have never seen Xiao Ling.
Well, it would be great if I saw Xiao Ling, so I could take her to live in seclusion together.
The two didn't ask about the prehistoric times, they just closed the door and loved each other for a long time.
Although Tan Yu didn't know how long he could live in this world, he reckoned it would not be short.
For one thing, the prehistoric creatures had a long lifespan.
Secondly, after I came to this world, although I didn't record the time, I can feel that a long time has passed.And he still maintains his appearance in his 20s, showing no signs of aging at all.
Therefore, I didn't need to think about any sanctification, I should just go to find Xiao Ling, and then spend the day lovingly.
Thinking of this, Tan Yu was filled with emotion.
It turns out that greed always causes troubles, and inaction is the right way.
She was so cranky, but others couldn't wait.
They had dropped all the affairs in their hands and came to Zixiao Palace to listen to the sermon at the first time. As a result, Patriarch Hongjun was so settled!
And if the only "doorman" of Zixiao Palace is also in a daze, then they will really run away for nothing.
The so-called only "doorman" naturally refers to Tan Yu.
Because Haotian and Yaochi are not here.
They were originally servants, responsible for all the logistics of Zixiao Palace.
This sermon should have been well-prepared in order to show the grandeur of the sage's mansion in Zixiao Palace.
However, Hongjun suddenly advanced the sermon, leaving them too late to prepare, and even only had six futons.
Leisure fruit tea and so on are all available.
So much so that this event was very shabby.
At this moment, they are going to make preparations to make up for the matter.
Therefore, the people present thought that Tan Yu was the disciple of Zhang Luo Shenghui in Zixiao Palace.
They naturally knew that Tan Yu's morality was incomparable with Hongjun's.But those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black.This Tan Yu was by Hongjun's side every day, so he should have some experience in Taoism.
After all, Hongjun is the ancestor of Taoism.
The people around Daozu are naturally extraordinary.
They think so, but they are not wrong.
Because Haotian and Yaochi who followed Hongjun were the future masters of heaven.
Thinking about it, those who can follow Daozu are naturally blessed.
But the problem is that Tan Yu is not at all!
She has been trying to explain that she is not from Zixiao Palace, but no one believes it.
Everyone thinks that Tan Yu is being modest, or even hiding his secrets.
After all, under a saint, everyone has competition.If you pass on the Tao that you have realized to others, isn't it setting yourself up as a competitor?
Therefore, everyone is still ruthless, Qi Qishan shouted: "Please Taoist master teach me the supreme way!"
Even, Zhunti and Jieyin had already shown serious expressions: "A Taoist teacher can't be too selfish. If you have some insights, it is natural to share them with everyone. You can see that the sage Hongjun is like this. Only a man of great spirit can Only when you have a great realm can you become a saint!"
He was right.
But it is clearly a moral kidnapping.
As a person who traveled through the past in modern times, Tan Yu naturally wouldn't be fooled by such things.
So I was a little angry: "Who are you? Why are you talking too much!"
"I will mention it next time."
"I will receive you next."
Both of them spoke.
As a result, Tan Yu was speechless.
Allow to mention?
Pick up?
Aren't those two saints from the future?
I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
Tan Yu coughed heavily, clearing her throat again and again.
But still didn't know what to say.
At this time, three more people stepped forward and bowed to salute.One of them came out to speak: "Master Taoist, everyone has come from afar, and they still want to listen to the wonderful sound, so this trip is not in vain."
Here comes another moral kidnapping.
Tan Yu felt that he had finally found a place to vent his anger: "Who are you? How can you be the only one who can do it!"
The man was taken aback for a moment, but he remained polite: "I'm next Yuanshi."
Yuanshi?
Why is this name so familiar?
Tan Yu suddenly had a "buzz" in his head: I'll go!Yuanshi Tianzun! !
She widened her eyes and looked at the other two: "Then you are... Laozi Tianzun, and Master Tongtian?!"
The two were stunned for a moment, and then came out to salute: "I didn't expect the Taoist to know my name."
"Heh, heh."
Tan Yu laughed dryly.
Laozi Tianzun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Tongtian Jiaozhu.
And listed as "Three Cleans".
Also a future saint!
Could she not know?
Obviously, these few were also something she couldn't afford to mess with.
Tan Yu supported his forehead.
At this time, another person came to see: "Taoist, can we start preaching?"
This is a woman.
And she's a beauty.
Extreme beauty!
Tan Yu would not compare which one is more beautiful, this woman or her own Xiao Ling, because the beauty of this woman is different from any woman in the world.
For example, Xiao Ling is very beautiful, so beautiful that it makes people feel excited anytime and anywhere.
Especially Tan Yu, every day when he sees her, he wants to do something shameful.
But the beautiful woman in front of him made it impossible for people to have such an idea.
It's really not just because I have one heart and one mind for Xiao Ling.
It was this woman who was born with an awe-inspiring and inviolable feeling.
Amazingly, she feels both relatable and inviolable.
This is... Mom's smell? ?
Ugh, this feels too ridiculous.
The woman in front of her is clearly in her prime.
Tan Yu shook her head, pulling back her random thoughts: "Well, who are you?"
Unconsciously, she used honorific titles for this woman.
And this woman's identity is indeed set to let her down
"My next son-in-law."
Nuwa? !
Tan Yu almost fell to his knees with a "plop".
She finally knew why she had a feeling of admiration for the woman in front of her.
It turns out that she is Nuwa!
Nuwa, isn't she the common mother of all human beings?
Tan Yu was flustered and rubbed his temples.
The situation in front of me is too chaotic.
However, Nuwa was already looking at her with burning eyes, her face full of expectations.
Tan Yu really wanted to struggle to explain again, but depending on the situation, no amount of explanation would be superfluous.
And everyone present has gathered around.
And more and more people came from all directions.
Looking at the densely packed crowd, Tan Yu felt a little weak in his legs.
She knew that she really couldn't run today.
"Please Taoist teach me the Supreme Dao!"
The mountain shouts one after another shocked Tan Yu's ears as well as her heart.
This is simply because of the reminder!
Tan Yu had no choice but to admit defeat.
But she really doesn't know.
how to say?
Tan Yu, one head and two big, just wanted to think of a way quickly so that he could slip out early.
"Then... let's do it."
Tan Yu gritted his teeth.
Since you guys want to jump into the pit, then it would be unfair for me not to sprinkle some soil.
So, Tan Yu made up his mind, talked nonsense, and then got out of the way.
And if you want to flash people, the best state is that everyone present is asleep.
It's impossible to fool them into falling asleep.
Tan Yu didn't know the art of hypnosis either.
But it might be okay to rely on fooling them to get them into samadhi.
After all, prehistoric people like to comprehend and get into meditation at every turn.
Didn't Hongjun fall into samadhi by accident?
Thinking of this, Tan Yu became more confident.
So, with a heavy cough, it was a quiet scene.
As long as everyone present can learn something, it is also a good idea.
Seeing Tan Yu coughing now, they stopped chattering, but held their breath, waiting for Tan Yu to continue.
Tan Yu was also angry.
Her mind was still blank at the moment.
But after all, he is a popular writer who has written countless books, and he still has a lot of experience in making up (flickering) and making (you).
Her mind was spinning rapidly, already thinking about what to say next.
"Well, Tao is nothing more than two points."
She pretended to be deep and draw out her voice.
Everyone looked cautious, waiting for her to speak.
His eyes are full of desire for knowledge and shocking joy——
Sure enough, it was right to let the person in front of me preach.She can sum up the Dao Sanqian into two points.
Following Hongjun, it is different!
Tan Yu believed everyone when he saw it.
Then a little more confidence.
So, with an even more awe-inspiring look, he said inscrutablely: "The great is simple, these two points can be summed up in four words."
"Four words?!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Just now I summarized the Three Thousand Great Dao into two points, and now I summarize the two points into four short words.It really is "the road to simplicity".
The way they looked at Tan Yu changed again, they were all surprised and admired: Sure enough, he has great wisdom!
Tan Yu does have great wisdom.
But her wisdom is only reflected in the rapid fabrication, but not in the enlightenment.
She really doesn't know.
However, she has been rushing to write articles for countless years, and she has long been able to make up things that are not real at will.It's really overkill to fool the simple and simple prehistoric beings by talking nonsense at this moment.
So, without blinking her eyelids, she said, "That's right, there are only four short words: no words, no actions."
"Speechless? Inaction?"
Everyone murmured, softly chanting the short four words she said.
It is rare for Tan Yu, who cherishes words like gold, to append two more notes: "The Dao has no words, and the Dao always has no action."
What do you mean?
Everyone was stunned.
Immediately, they all looked at the fellow daoists beside them, and then looked at each other in blank dismay.
Do not understand.
Do not understand.
Seeing the wide-eyed and small-eyed eyes of all the people present, Tan Yu knew that they had already entered the drama, so he became even more angry, coaxing and coaxing: "Yes, it is these four words. If you understand it thoroughly, you will have endless enjoyment." benefits. Hurry up and meditate, and realize these four words!"
As soon as everyone heard that there were "inexhaustible benefits", they immediately sat down cross-legged and began to realize the Tao.
They are all cultivators and understand the importance of "enlightenment".
Since the person in front of him is a member of Hongjun's family, and he is by Hongjun's side every day, he naturally has extraordinary knowledge.Since she has said so, it is natural to seriously understand.
So, all the prehistoric lords in the audience meditated on the spot.
Looking at the densely packed lecture hall, Tan Yu finally felt relieved.
She knew that she would soon have a chance to slip away.
Sure enough, soon, everyone was fully absorbed.
One by one, the five senses are closed, and they are completely unaware of the outside world.
In Tan Yu's view, this group of people seemed to be asleep.
No, not just falling asleep.Fall asleep and may be woken up.And these people, unless they realize the Dao and gain something, they will pass the test smoothly.Otherwise, it is impossible to wake up.
To put it bluntly, it is no different from being "dead".
So Tan Yu can slip away leisurely.
Of course, she's not laid back.
Because she was afraid that Haotian and Yaochi would come back when she came, and if they happened to bump into each other, it would be embarrassing.
Secondly, it was because she found that her bird was missing.
She is now going to find her birds.
No delay.
First, she guarded Haotian Yaochi, and at the same time carefully searched through the Zixiao Palace to see if there was any trace of the little bird A Ling.
Naturally, there was no trace of Ah Ling.
Of course, not for nothing.
Because she picked some fruits along the way.
She thought that birds like to run up trees, so she went in to look for birds when she saw the woods.
As a result, the bird was naturally not found.
However, when Tan Yu saw the fruit on the branch, she remembered that A Ling was a bird, so she should also eat fruit.And these years, I first fed it only worms, and later added modern bird food, but never fed fruit.It was neglected.
Now I happened to see a fruit tree, so I couldn't help picking it.
"Well, take it back and feed it to Ah Ling!"
Tan Yu picked fruit in the space while talking.
By the way, I also ate some.
She doesn't have a big stomach, so she doesn't eat much.
But what was put into the space... was quite a lot.
Unfortunately, those fruits are still very few.
In particular, there are those that look like little dolls, and there are only a dozen of them in total.
There are more than a dozen fruits, and it's not too much to pick all of them.
So Tan Yu simply picked them all up and threw them into space.
There is such a great benefit in having a space - take something, just throw it into the space, and no one will find it.
In fact, to take without telling is to steal.
——But this is a definition only after the existence of human civilization.
In Honghuang, there is really no such concept, it depends on who can get the ability to count.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be said that Hong Huang was a predator of the jungle.
Moreover, since Hongjun is preaching publicly and distributing treasures at the cliff, it shows that he is a person who is willing to share—not because of kindness, but because he wants to achieve merit.
Opening an altar to preach and distributing treasures to others to help them become holy is a matter of accumulating merit and virtue, and it is also very beneficial to one's own morality and deeds.
Therefore, Hongjun would not be so stingy if she wanted to come to pick some fruit.
But she doesn't know: the fruit she thinks she can pick back to feed the birds is actually a treasure in the world.
That is the legendary "innate spiritual root".
There are many sayings about innate spiritual roots in various prehistoric novels.
None are uniform.
And this is the world created by Tan Yu, so the definition of innate spiritual root is naturally related to her preferences.
For example, in this world, there are six innate spiritual roots, namely Qinglian, Huangzhong plum, ginseng fruit, flat peach, laurel tree and gourd vine.
Qinglian is Chaos Qinglian, also known as Creation Qinglian.
Because the lotus is Tan Yu's favorite, she brought it into her space early on.
Huang Zhongli is mentioned in all the great novels.
It can be regarded as the representative fairy fruit of the prehistoric era.
Ginseng fruit and flat peach are familiar to anyone who has read "Journey to the West".
The laurel tree is the thing that Wu Gang cut back and forth in the Moon Palace.
Gourd vines are born with congenital gourds.A total of seven gourds of "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple" were made, which were obtained by the saints and others.
Among them, Laozi Tianzun had to pass one. In "Journey to the West", the income gourd used by the Internet celebrity Yinjiao Dawang was stolen from the Taishang Laojun.
And the related golden sentences "I call you, do you dare to agree" and "Grandpa is here" have become popular on the modern Internet.
Tan Yu traveled from modern times, so when setting the innate spiritual root, he took this into account.
And this time, she collected all the remaining five spiritual roots of Zixiao Palace at once.
Ginseng fruits, flat peaches and yellow plums, these three are good to eat. Tan Yu just picked the fruits, and the trees were kept for others.
The laurel and gourd vines are not so lucky.
Because when this guy saw the colorful gourds, he fell in love with them, and he said casually, "This gourd vine is really interesting. It can produce gourds of seven colors. It would be great if it could be smaller. I can take it back to space."
Tiandao hesitated in the clouds.
The word "if" is difficult to grasp.
Is it a certainty, or a doubt?
Literature is still underdeveloped at this time. Although Tiandao is proficient in writing and ink, he can't keep up with Tan Yu's rhythm in distinguishing words and sentences.
So, it thought for a long time, but couldn't hold on to it: Is this "if" sure or not sure?
If it is affirmative, it is the golden words of the Creator.
If not affirmative, it does not necessarily have to be achieved.At least, you can get a discount.
But not everyone dares to beat the Creator's discount.
Even Tiandao is no exception.
Therefore, Tiandao hesitated for a long time, and finally decided: he would rather offend Hongjun than Tan Yu.
Since Tan Yu has already developed a greedy heart for this thing, and this "what if" is so difficult to understand, then let's just count it as affirmative!
In this way, combined with the context, Tiandao judged Tan Yu's wish as an "affirmative sentence pattern" and made the gourd vine very small.
Even, in order to please the creator of the house, the dog-legged Heavenly Dao also provided considerate service, endowing the gourd vine with the function of changing size and size.
As long as Tan Yu is willing, it can become infinitely small or infinitely large.
Tan Yu looked at the gourd vine, which was so small that it could fit in the palm of his hand, and was amused.
Quickly put it into the space, no need to elaborate.
And with the experience of making gourd vines smaller, Tan Yu repeated the same trick when he saw the laurel tree.
"That's a nice laurel tree, if only it could be shrunk too."
One sheep is also herded, and two sheep are also driven.
Since Tiandao had already given her the gourd vine, he didn't mind giving her the laurel tree.
Therefore, the laurel tree is also endowed with special skills, which can "become bigger, smaller and more beautiful".
Tan Yu made the laurel very small again and put it in the palm of her hand.Then, into the space.
Just like that, the five innate spiritual roots of Zixiao Palace were completely packaged by Tan Yu:
Huang Zhongli finished picking.
The ginseng fruit has been picked.
The flat peaches are finished.
Only bare trees remained.
The laurel and gourd vines were uprooted.
Poor Hongjun, will he cry when he sees this scene?
The way of heaven is silent in the clouds.
However, adhering to the principle of "dead friends don't die poor people", Tiandao has no self-blame.
Anyway, Tan Yu is the creator of this world.Everything in this world belongs to her.
To put it bluntly, even Hongjun belongs to her.
Not to mention the few trees in Hongjun's mansion.
Hongjun is meditating in the lecture hall of Zixiao Palace at the moment. If he knew this scene, he would cry and burst into tears immediately.
Unfortunately, when he woke up, Tan Yu had already left.
Bringing so many congenital spiritual root fruits, Tan Yule stumbled out of Zixiao Palace.
But...well, she can't fly.
Now, she's complaining about the system:
How can there be such a system? It's so irresponsible. Instead of teaching myself how to save my life first, I just keep forcing myself to write novels.
When she came to this world, she didn't practice anything, she just wrote novels.
In this prehistoric world, the strong prey on the weak and the strong, killing a person is as common as eating and drinking.
It's a pity that I don't have any magic power. I must hide in the future, otherwise it will be dangerous.
——Tan Yu thought so.
But she didn't know: she didn't need to learn spells in the first place.
Because she is the creator.
All creatures in this world are immune to her attacks.But she is accurate with every shot when dealing with the creatures in this world.
For example, when she caught the ancient ancestor worms, those worms didn't struggle at all.
And when she pulled Hongjun, Hongjun didn't even have time to react.
This is the unique aura of the Creator.
Of course, she also has a gold finger with a golden tongue.
Or rather, Chrysostom.
As long as she is willing, she can realize any wish by just saying it casually.
This is real golden words.
For example, everyone in Zixiao Palace is the beneficiary of this "golden words".
Originally, she just wanted to fool everyone, so she said a few words casually after expressing emotion, and then urged everyone to enter meditation.
But coincidentally, after coaxing, she casually gave the skill of "Jinkou Yuyan" as a gift, clearly pointing out that as long as they comprehend it well, they will enjoy inexhaustible benefits!
The creator of the world said "enjoy inexhaustible benefits", which is not ordinary.
Those who went to Zixiao Palace first, after this study, I am afraid that the level has been improved by not a little bit.
This is much more immediate than Hongjun's preaching.
Even if Hongjun personally preached, it would not be able to make everyone have such a big improvement immediately!
Fortunately, her old man only said that there will be "inexhaustible benefits" after comprehension, and she didn't make false claims that "everyone can become a saint after comprehension".
If you say so, I'm afraid this prehistoric world will really be in chaos.At that time, saints will walk all over the place, and all living beings will be like ants. Will everyone still survive?
Tan Yu didn't know that a word he said casually would have such a profound impact.
At this moment, she just thinks that she is Bai Ding who doesn't understand magic at all, staring at the sky in a daze.
This is 33 layers above the sky, completely suspended above the sky.
As soon as she stepped out of the bounds, she was afraid that she would be smashed to pieces immediately, right?
When Tan Yu was worried, he saw something that looked like a bug crawling over from a distance.
"what."
When Tan Yu saw this little bug, he thought of his own little bird.
Thinking that my little bird can change into a huge mount at will, I couldn't help but go over and poke the bug: "Hey, who are you? Can you become bigger?"
The "worm" was taken aback.
Originally, he planned to ignore Tan Yu and just continue to climb in the direction of Zixiao Palace.
However, Tan Yu increased the strength of his fingers and pressed it tightly: "Hey, I'm talking to you. Don't go."
She is not stupid, she knows that all living beings in this prehistoric world have spirits, and there are no truly speechless beings.
——Of course, her bird is an exception.The bird never said a word, but she never pursued it either.Because she fell into a trance when she saw the bird, she only thought that the bird was so beautiful, and wanted to tease the bird for fun, but she had no intention of exploring other things.
But for this bug, it's different.
So, she pressed the bug, pressed it to the ground with her fingertips and rubbed it: "Speak, talk."
The worm was rubbed dizzy.
On the one hand she complained and felt sorry for herself, on the other hand she was very strange: Who is this person in front of her?Why can he catch himself so easily.
You know, she is no ordinary "bug".
With her supernatural power, in this prehistoric world, only one hand can catch her.
And it is only after three hundred rounds of battle that they can be superior.
It was the first time for Tan Yu to subdue her to death with a casual lift.
"You, who are you?"
The little bug couldn't help asking.
Some are upset.
"Hey, you little bug is quite bold. Instead of answering my words, you dare to ask me who I am."
Tan Yu rubbed the worms while talking.
The poor bug was pressed to the ground and rubbed like noodles.
The little bug felt that he was about to be rubbed apart, or that he was rubbed to death.Quickly begged for mercy: "Senior, spare your life! Senior, spare your life!"
In the prehistoric world, strength is the basis for judging superiority and inferiority.
Since this woman can easily subdue herself, she should be called a senior.
It's just that, in this prehistoric world, there are really not many who can stand up to her "senior".
Not even a palm count.
Because, not everyone who can beat her is worthy of her calling "senior".
Among them, there are a few people who can beat him, and I am afraid that they will win by a narrow margin.After all, he was only on equal terms with himself.
Because of this, the little bug was a little startled.
At the same time, silently thinking about Tan Yu's background:
Could it be that such supernatural powers are the legendary sage Hongjun? !
She had never seen Hongjun before, so she didn't know what Hongjun looked like.
But judging from Tan Yu's mana, the opponent has always been Hongjun without a doubt.
Of course Tan Yu is not Hongjun.
She didn't have any thoughts of being tall, she just wanted to play with this little bug, and by the way, can it become bigger?
If you can become bigger, you can carry yourself out of here.
How did this little bug know what she was planning?
Don't dare to guess.
I had no choice but to answer honestly: "I can become bigger."
In front of saints, it dare not lie.
For, the sage is said to be omniscient.
Lying by yourself will only be counted out by the other party, and it will only increase the other party's resentment.
So Xiao Chongzi honestly talked about his own big and small attributes.
However, he deliberately avoided talking about his identity.
Although a sage knows everything, he still needs to spend his mind to calculate.Come to think of it, the saint may not be interested in everything, and everything counts.
As long as he doesn't deliberately lie or mention it, maybe the saint is not interested in counting his own origin.
Sure enough, the woman in front of her didn't ask who it was.
Just hearing that it can grow bigger, I was immediately satisfied, and said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, it's best if you can grow bigger, take me out of here!"
"Leave here?" Little Chongzi was taken aback.
This is Zixiao Palace.
Isn't it the home of the sage Hongjun?
Besides, it came from afar to hear the preaching.
The sermon probably hasn't started yet, right?Why is Saint Hongjun leaving?
However, Tan Yu just urged: "That's right. Take me out of Zixiao Palace."
Little Chongzi suddenly realized: it turns out that the sage wanted to be her mount himself.
The little bug has no objection to the mount that can be a saint.
She also felt that she could learn a lot by being with the saint every day and being influenced by her eyes and ears.
The gap between saints and non-saints is so great that it is not an exaggeration to say that there is a difference between clouds and mud.
As long as a little bit of goodness leaks out from the sage's fingers, it is enough for her to improve her cultivation a lot.
Therefore, it is a very honorable thing to be a saint's personal mount.
However, there is still one thing she doesn't know: "It's just that the preaching..."
Tan Yu obviously misunderstood, thinking that the other party also wanted to rush to Zixiao Palace to listen to Hongjun's sermon, so he refused to take him as a mortal.
Then he said casually: "The Zixiao Palace is in chaos now. Everyone is enlightening there. It's too late for you to go now?"
"What? It's too late?" The little bug was shocked.
She rushed over as soon as she received the news.
It's just because after going to the 33rd heaven, he was restricted by the restrictions of the saint's mansion, so he couldn't fully exert his own supernatural powers, so he could only turn into the original prototype and walk with his body.
No, I've been climbing for a long time and I'm still climbing.
So, it's too late.
But she thought that no matter how late it was, she would never miss Hongjun's sermon.
Because since Hongjun said that he wanted to preach for the prehistoric beings, it was naturally a full-coverage preaching.
She has already calculated that even if she crawls with her own body, there are many people in this prehistoric who are slower than herself.
After all, she flew over with great supernatural powers in the early stage.
Calculated in this way, Hongjun should not have started preaching yet.Otherwise, it is not considered to be facing the whole flood.
——Sage preaching is considered a meritorious deed.If you say it is against Quan Honghuang, it is against Quan Honghuang.Now when you preach in advance, no one will hear you.Doesn't that mean breaking a promise?
As everyone knows, Na Hongjun would rather have less merit than wait any longer.
Because this Tan Yu is too harmful.
If Tan Yu stays in Zixiao Palace any longer, all the treasures in Zixiao Palace will be lost.
Anyway, he already has the body of a saint, so it doesn't matter even if he earns a little less merit.Anyway, he is already number one in heaven and earth.
Therefore, Hongjun preached in advance.
But the worm didn't believe it.
Tan Yu didn't understand so many ways, but he could vaguely guess some of them.
So, I made up an excuse: "It happened suddenly, the situation is urgent, of course it's a special case."
Now, the little bug was thinking again.
Well, the sage in front of me said that if something happened suddenly and the situation was urgent, it meant something really big.
Since the sage has something important to do, how can he not help him?
Little Chongzi was excited now, and deeply felt that this was a generous gift from God who treated him well.
You know, you have helped a saint!That's a chance to form a relationship with a saint!
What a fortune to have a chance with a sage!
It will definitely be successful in the future!
The more Xiao Chongzi thought about it, the more excited he became, so he didn't ask any more questions, but said seriously: "Senior, don't worry, with me here, I will definitely take you out of here immediately!"
As she spoke, she instructed Tan Yu to grab herself in her hands and bring her to the edge of the sky.
The edge of the 33 heavens is exactly where Tan Yu fantasized about stepping into the air just now.
It is also the boundary between heaven and earth.
After crossing the boundary between the heavens and the heavens, and near the Zixiao Palace, there is a restriction from the sage Hongjun, who forbids her to walk with mana, and can only crawl with her body.
But step back to this edge, and it's different.
I saw the little bug "Hey" softly, and it changed.
Immediately, something that looked like a snake but not like a snake appeared in front of him.
It's just that this snake is golden, with horns growing on its head, it's indescribably cute, but it also faintly reveals the majesty of a king.
Tan Yu was so engrossed in looking for his own bird at the moment, he didn't pay attention to what the mount in front of him was.It was only vaguely recognizable as a snake.
Well, it doesn't matter if it's a snake or anything else, anyway, it's a mount, as long as it can achieve the purpose, I don't want to pick anything else.
Tan Yu thought recklessly.
As everyone knows, this snake is not a snake, but another species.
It's just that she deliberately restrained herself in front of the saint, and she didn't completely transform into her whole body, and she didn't fly around in the image of a behemoth king. flew away.
This is her humility before the saint.
It is also respect for the saints.
After all, in the prehistoric world where strength is the most important thing, taking the initiative to show weakness can be regarded as a gesture of favor from the most senior.
It wants to get acquainted with the "sage" Tan Yu, so it is considerate and kind in every way.
Tan Yu didn't understand so much, and just sat and evaluated the flying speed of the bug.
She was comparing it with Ah Ling back then.
A Ling flew up very quickly.
This bug doesn't seem to be slow either.
Tan Yu sighed: Unexpectedly, in the prehistoric world, there are so many powerful characters, and a random bird or bug can fly so fast.
How did she know that her bird was not an ordinary bird, and this worm was not an ordinary worm either.
After Tan Yu was carried to the bottom, the little bug transformed again and returned to the status of a little bug.
This is also her modesty.
Unfortunately, Tan Yu couldn't understand everything.
All she knew was that she had achieved her goal.
So, when I bowed my hand, I thanked the little bug: "Thank you little bug... Well, thank you very much."
The bug was very enthusiastic, and shook his claws: "It's okay, it's okay to do things for seniors. It's also my blessing."
Tsk tsk, is this prehistoric creature so good at talking?
Tan Yu was very useful while thinking about it.
But no matter how useful it is, it will not affect her to continue looking for her own birds.
So, he waved his hand at the bird again: "So, we will part now."
With that said, he turned and left.
It wasn't that she was being rude, but that she was in a hurry to find the bird.
The bug was extremely enthusiastic behind the quilt, and continued to wave its paws: "Goodbye, senior, goodbye, senior..."
"Senior goodbye" in succession, enthusiastic.
If people don't know, they would think how intimate they are.
In fact, this is also Xiao Chongzi's desire to make friends with Tan Yu.
But unfortunately, Tan Yu didn't understand these things at all.
It can be regarded as this little bug throwing winks at the blind man.
Moreover, this guy is not only winking, but also affectionate and affectionate
Everyone came to Zixiao Palace from thousands of miles just to listen to Hongjun's preaching.What's going on now that Hongjun suddenly settled down on the spot?
Everyone present is suspicious.
First whispering, and then began to look around to think of countermeasures.
Finally, all eyes turned to Tan Yu.
After all, the rest of the people present came to listen to the sermon, except Tan Yu, who seemed to be from Zixiao Palace.
Yes, everyone has already acquiesced that Tan Yu is a member of Zixiao Palace, otherwise they wouldn't be so obedient, lifting their butts when they are asked to lift their buttocks, and checking them one by one.
You know, those who can rush to Zixiao Palace so quickly are all the best in the wild.When they walked in the prehistoric times, they were also the only ones.
Now that the misunderstanding has formed, Tan Yu can't help but get rid of the relationship.
"No, I'm not from Zixiao Palace."
Tan Yu desperately explained.
However, everyone didn't believe it: "Tao masters don't have to be humble. Now that the sage Hongjun has attained enlightenment, I have waited thousands of miles to come, and I don't want to return to Baoshan empty-handed. I hope that the Taoist will take pity on me and pass on the supreme way to me."
"I hope the Taoist master will take pity on me and pass on the supreme way to me!"
"Teacher, teach me the supreme way!"
Everyone shouted.
"..."
Pass, I pass your sister!
Tan Yu was disturbed by all kinds of voices.
She is almost going crazy.
How do I know what to say?
I still want to come to listen to the sermon and be sanctified!
"I really can't! I, I just passed by to make soy sauce."
Tan Yu has given up on sanctification, and just wants to get out of here quickly.
You know, all the people crowded here are all great figures!
I can't afford to mess with myself!
If they are attacked by a group, I am afraid that there is no need to become a saint, and they will be killed immediately on the spot.
Tan Yu regrets it.
If I had known earlier, I would not have come to ask for a holy seat.
Saints are naturally good, with super powers and eternal life.
But, always have a life to enjoy.
I am not a cultivator, why come to be greedy?
Just spend your whole life here well.
Anyway, the lifespan of the prehistoric people was much longer than that of ordinary humans countless years later.
I can count as living enough.
Tan Yu deeply regrets her greed.
At this moment, she didn't want to be a saint anymore, she just wanted to run away quickly.
Anyway, although killing people in this prehistoric place is as common as eating, as long as you are careful and live in secluded places, you won't be killed if you think about it.
It's just a pity that after so many years in this world, I have never seen Xiao Ling.
Well, it would be great if I saw Xiao Ling, so I could take her to live in seclusion together.
The two didn't ask about the prehistoric times, they just closed the door and loved each other for a long time.
Although Tan Yu didn't know how long he could live in this world, he reckoned it would not be short.
For one thing, the prehistoric creatures had a long lifespan.
Secondly, after I came to this world, although I didn't record the time, I can feel that a long time has passed.And he still maintains his appearance in his 20s, showing no signs of aging at all.
Therefore, I didn't need to think about any sanctification, I should just go to find Xiao Ling, and then spend the day lovingly.
Thinking of this, Tan Yu was filled with emotion.
It turns out that greed always causes troubles, and inaction is the right way.
She was so cranky, but others couldn't wait.
They had dropped all the affairs in their hands and came to Zixiao Palace to listen to the sermon at the first time. As a result, Patriarch Hongjun was so settled!
And if the only "doorman" of Zixiao Palace is also in a daze, then they will really run away for nothing.
The so-called only "doorman" naturally refers to Tan Yu.
Because Haotian and Yaochi are not here.
They were originally servants, responsible for all the logistics of Zixiao Palace.
This sermon should have been well-prepared in order to show the grandeur of the sage's mansion in Zixiao Palace.
However, Hongjun suddenly advanced the sermon, leaving them too late to prepare, and even only had six futons.
Leisure fruit tea and so on are all available.
So much so that this event was very shabby.
At this moment, they are going to make preparations to make up for the matter.
Therefore, the people present thought that Tan Yu was the disciple of Zhang Luo Shenghui in Zixiao Palace.
They naturally knew that Tan Yu's morality was incomparable with Hongjun's.But those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black.This Tan Yu was by Hongjun's side every day, so he should have some experience in Taoism.
After all, Hongjun is the ancestor of Taoism.
The people around Daozu are naturally extraordinary.
They think so, but they are not wrong.
Because Haotian and Yaochi who followed Hongjun were the future masters of heaven.
Thinking about it, those who can follow Daozu are naturally blessed.
But the problem is that Tan Yu is not at all!
She has been trying to explain that she is not from Zixiao Palace, but no one believes it.
Everyone thinks that Tan Yu is being modest, or even hiding his secrets.
After all, under a saint, everyone has competition.If you pass on the Tao that you have realized to others, isn't it setting yourself up as a competitor?
Therefore, everyone is still ruthless, Qi Qishan shouted: "Please Taoist master teach me the supreme way!"
Even, Zhunti and Jieyin had already shown serious expressions: "A Taoist teacher can't be too selfish. If you have some insights, it is natural to share them with everyone. You can see that the sage Hongjun is like this. Only a man of great spirit can Only when you have a great realm can you become a saint!"
He was right.
But it is clearly a moral kidnapping.
As a person who traveled through the past in modern times, Tan Yu naturally wouldn't be fooled by such things.
So I was a little angry: "Who are you? Why are you talking too much!"
"I will mention it next time."
"I will receive you next."
Both of them spoke.
As a result, Tan Yu was speechless.
Allow to mention?
Pick up?
Aren't those two saints from the future?
I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
Tan Yu coughed heavily, clearing her throat again and again.
But still didn't know what to say.
At this time, three more people stepped forward and bowed to salute.One of them came out to speak: "Master Taoist, everyone has come from afar, and they still want to listen to the wonderful sound, so this trip is not in vain."
Here comes another moral kidnapping.
Tan Yu felt that he had finally found a place to vent his anger: "Who are you? How can you be the only one who can do it!"
The man was taken aback for a moment, but he remained polite: "I'm next Yuanshi."
Yuanshi?
Why is this name so familiar?
Tan Yu suddenly had a "buzz" in his head: I'll go!Yuanshi Tianzun! !
She widened her eyes and looked at the other two: "Then you are... Laozi Tianzun, and Master Tongtian?!"
The two were stunned for a moment, and then came out to salute: "I didn't expect the Taoist to know my name."
"Heh, heh."
Tan Yu laughed dryly.
Laozi Tianzun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Tongtian Jiaozhu.
And listed as "Three Cleans".
Also a future saint!
Could she not know?
Obviously, these few were also something she couldn't afford to mess with.
Tan Yu supported his forehead.
At this time, another person came to see: "Taoist, can we start preaching?"
This is a woman.
And she's a beauty.
Extreme beauty!
Tan Yu would not compare which one is more beautiful, this woman or her own Xiao Ling, because the beauty of this woman is different from any woman in the world.
For example, Xiao Ling is very beautiful, so beautiful that it makes people feel excited anytime and anywhere.
Especially Tan Yu, every day when he sees her, he wants to do something shameful.
But the beautiful woman in front of him made it impossible for people to have such an idea.
It's really not just because I have one heart and one mind for Xiao Ling.
It was this woman who was born with an awe-inspiring and inviolable feeling.
Amazingly, she feels both relatable and inviolable.
This is... Mom's smell? ?
Ugh, this feels too ridiculous.
The woman in front of her is clearly in her prime.
Tan Yu shook her head, pulling back her random thoughts: "Well, who are you?"
Unconsciously, she used honorific titles for this woman.
And this woman's identity is indeed set to let her down
"My next son-in-law."
Nuwa? !
Tan Yu almost fell to his knees with a "plop".
She finally knew why she had a feeling of admiration for the woman in front of her.
It turns out that she is Nuwa!
Nuwa, isn't she the common mother of all human beings?
Tan Yu was flustered and rubbed his temples.
The situation in front of me is too chaotic.
However, Nuwa was already looking at her with burning eyes, her face full of expectations.
Tan Yu really wanted to struggle to explain again, but depending on the situation, no amount of explanation would be superfluous.
And everyone present has gathered around.
And more and more people came from all directions.
Looking at the densely packed crowd, Tan Yu felt a little weak in his legs.
She knew that she really couldn't run today.
"Please Taoist teach me the Supreme Dao!"
The mountain shouts one after another shocked Tan Yu's ears as well as her heart.
This is simply because of the reminder!
Tan Yu had no choice but to admit defeat.
But she really doesn't know.
how to say?
Tan Yu, one head and two big, just wanted to think of a way quickly so that he could slip out early.
"Then... let's do it."
Tan Yu gritted his teeth.
Since you guys want to jump into the pit, then it would be unfair for me not to sprinkle some soil.
So, Tan Yu made up his mind, talked nonsense, and then got out of the way.
And if you want to flash people, the best state is that everyone present is asleep.
It's impossible to fool them into falling asleep.
Tan Yu didn't know the art of hypnosis either.
But it might be okay to rely on fooling them to get them into samadhi.
After all, prehistoric people like to comprehend and get into meditation at every turn.
Didn't Hongjun fall into samadhi by accident?
Thinking of this, Tan Yu became more confident.
So, with a heavy cough, it was a quiet scene.
As long as everyone present can learn something, it is also a good idea.
Seeing Tan Yu coughing now, they stopped chattering, but held their breath, waiting for Tan Yu to continue.
Tan Yu was also angry.
Her mind was still blank at the moment.
But after all, he is a popular writer who has written countless books, and he still has a lot of experience in making up (flickering) and making (you).
Her mind was spinning rapidly, already thinking about what to say next.
"Well, Tao is nothing more than two points."
She pretended to be deep and draw out her voice.
Everyone looked cautious, waiting for her to speak.
His eyes are full of desire for knowledge and shocking joy——
Sure enough, it was right to let the person in front of me preach.She can sum up the Dao Sanqian into two points.
Following Hongjun, it is different!
Tan Yu believed everyone when he saw it.
Then a little more confidence.
So, with an even more awe-inspiring look, he said inscrutablely: "The great is simple, these two points can be summed up in four words."
"Four words?!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Just now I summarized the Three Thousand Great Dao into two points, and now I summarize the two points into four short words.It really is "the road to simplicity".
The way they looked at Tan Yu changed again, they were all surprised and admired: Sure enough, he has great wisdom!
Tan Yu does have great wisdom.
But her wisdom is only reflected in the rapid fabrication, but not in the enlightenment.
She really doesn't know.
However, she has been rushing to write articles for countless years, and she has long been able to make up things that are not real at will.It's really overkill to fool the simple and simple prehistoric beings by talking nonsense at this moment.
So, without blinking her eyelids, she said, "That's right, there are only four short words: no words, no actions."
"Speechless? Inaction?"
Everyone murmured, softly chanting the short four words she said.
It is rare for Tan Yu, who cherishes words like gold, to append two more notes: "The Dao has no words, and the Dao always has no action."
What do you mean?
Everyone was stunned.
Immediately, they all looked at the fellow daoists beside them, and then looked at each other in blank dismay.
Do not understand.
Do not understand.
Seeing the wide-eyed and small-eyed eyes of all the people present, Tan Yu knew that they had already entered the drama, so he became even more angry, coaxing and coaxing: "Yes, it is these four words. If you understand it thoroughly, you will have endless enjoyment." benefits. Hurry up and meditate, and realize these four words!"
As soon as everyone heard that there were "inexhaustible benefits", they immediately sat down cross-legged and began to realize the Tao.
They are all cultivators and understand the importance of "enlightenment".
Since the person in front of him is a member of Hongjun's family, and he is by Hongjun's side every day, he naturally has extraordinary knowledge.Since she has said so, it is natural to seriously understand.
So, all the prehistoric lords in the audience meditated on the spot.
Looking at the densely packed lecture hall, Tan Yu finally felt relieved.
She knew that she would soon have a chance to slip away.
Sure enough, soon, everyone was fully absorbed.
One by one, the five senses are closed, and they are completely unaware of the outside world.
In Tan Yu's view, this group of people seemed to be asleep.
No, not just falling asleep.Fall asleep and may be woken up.And these people, unless they realize the Dao and gain something, they will pass the test smoothly.Otherwise, it is impossible to wake up.
To put it bluntly, it is no different from being "dead".
So Tan Yu can slip away leisurely.
Of course, she's not laid back.
Because she was afraid that Haotian and Yaochi would come back when she came, and if they happened to bump into each other, it would be embarrassing.
Secondly, it was because she found that her bird was missing.
She is now going to find her birds.
No delay.
First, she guarded Haotian Yaochi, and at the same time carefully searched through the Zixiao Palace to see if there was any trace of the little bird A Ling.
Naturally, there was no trace of Ah Ling.
Of course, not for nothing.
Because she picked some fruits along the way.
She thought that birds like to run up trees, so she went in to look for birds when she saw the woods.
As a result, the bird was naturally not found.
However, when Tan Yu saw the fruit on the branch, she remembered that A Ling was a bird, so she should also eat fruit.And these years, I first fed it only worms, and later added modern bird food, but never fed fruit.It was neglected.
Now I happened to see a fruit tree, so I couldn't help picking it.
"Well, take it back and feed it to Ah Ling!"
Tan Yu picked fruit in the space while talking.
By the way, I also ate some.
She doesn't have a big stomach, so she doesn't eat much.
But what was put into the space... was quite a lot.
Unfortunately, those fruits are still very few.
In particular, there are those that look like little dolls, and there are only a dozen of them in total.
There are more than a dozen fruits, and it's not too much to pick all of them.
So Tan Yu simply picked them all up and threw them into space.
There is such a great benefit in having a space - take something, just throw it into the space, and no one will find it.
In fact, to take without telling is to steal.
——But this is a definition only after the existence of human civilization.
In Honghuang, there is really no such concept, it depends on who can get the ability to count.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be said that Hong Huang was a predator of the jungle.
Moreover, since Hongjun is preaching publicly and distributing treasures at the cliff, it shows that he is a person who is willing to share—not because of kindness, but because he wants to achieve merit.
Opening an altar to preach and distributing treasures to others to help them become holy is a matter of accumulating merit and virtue, and it is also very beneficial to one's own morality and deeds.
Therefore, Hongjun would not be so stingy if she wanted to come to pick some fruit.
But she doesn't know: the fruit she thinks she can pick back to feed the birds is actually a treasure in the world.
That is the legendary "innate spiritual root".
There are many sayings about innate spiritual roots in various prehistoric novels.
None are uniform.
And this is the world created by Tan Yu, so the definition of innate spiritual root is naturally related to her preferences.
For example, in this world, there are six innate spiritual roots, namely Qinglian, Huangzhong plum, ginseng fruit, flat peach, laurel tree and gourd vine.
Qinglian is Chaos Qinglian, also known as Creation Qinglian.
Because the lotus is Tan Yu's favorite, she brought it into her space early on.
Huang Zhongli is mentioned in all the great novels.
It can be regarded as the representative fairy fruit of the prehistoric era.
Ginseng fruit and flat peach are familiar to anyone who has read "Journey to the West".
The laurel tree is the thing that Wu Gang cut back and forth in the Moon Palace.
Gourd vines are born with congenital gourds.A total of seven gourds of "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple" were made, which were obtained by the saints and others.
Among them, Laozi Tianzun had to pass one. In "Journey to the West", the income gourd used by the Internet celebrity Yinjiao Dawang was stolen from the Taishang Laojun.
And the related golden sentences "I call you, do you dare to agree" and "Grandpa is here" have become popular on the modern Internet.
Tan Yu traveled from modern times, so when setting the innate spiritual root, he took this into account.
And this time, she collected all the remaining five spiritual roots of Zixiao Palace at once.
Ginseng fruits, flat peaches and yellow plums, these three are good to eat. Tan Yu just picked the fruits, and the trees were kept for others.
The laurel and gourd vines are not so lucky.
Because when this guy saw the colorful gourds, he fell in love with them, and he said casually, "This gourd vine is really interesting. It can produce gourds of seven colors. It would be great if it could be smaller. I can take it back to space."
Tiandao hesitated in the clouds.
The word "if" is difficult to grasp.
Is it a certainty, or a doubt?
Literature is still underdeveloped at this time. Although Tiandao is proficient in writing and ink, he can't keep up with Tan Yu's rhythm in distinguishing words and sentences.
So, it thought for a long time, but couldn't hold on to it: Is this "if" sure or not sure?
If it is affirmative, it is the golden words of the Creator.
If not affirmative, it does not necessarily have to be achieved.At least, you can get a discount.
But not everyone dares to beat the Creator's discount.
Even Tiandao is no exception.
Therefore, Tiandao hesitated for a long time, and finally decided: he would rather offend Hongjun than Tan Yu.
Since Tan Yu has already developed a greedy heart for this thing, and this "what if" is so difficult to understand, then let's just count it as affirmative!
In this way, combined with the context, Tiandao judged Tan Yu's wish as an "affirmative sentence pattern" and made the gourd vine very small.
Even, in order to please the creator of the house, the dog-legged Heavenly Dao also provided considerate service, endowing the gourd vine with the function of changing size and size.
As long as Tan Yu is willing, it can become infinitely small or infinitely large.
Tan Yu looked at the gourd vine, which was so small that it could fit in the palm of his hand, and was amused.
Quickly put it into the space, no need to elaborate.
And with the experience of making gourd vines smaller, Tan Yu repeated the same trick when he saw the laurel tree.
"That's a nice laurel tree, if only it could be shrunk too."
One sheep is also herded, and two sheep are also driven.
Since Tiandao had already given her the gourd vine, he didn't mind giving her the laurel tree.
Therefore, the laurel tree is also endowed with special skills, which can "become bigger, smaller and more beautiful".
Tan Yu made the laurel very small again and put it in the palm of her hand.Then, into the space.
Just like that, the five innate spiritual roots of Zixiao Palace were completely packaged by Tan Yu:
Huang Zhongli finished picking.
The ginseng fruit has been picked.
The flat peaches are finished.
Only bare trees remained.
The laurel and gourd vines were uprooted.
Poor Hongjun, will he cry when he sees this scene?
The way of heaven is silent in the clouds.
However, adhering to the principle of "dead friends don't die poor people", Tiandao has no self-blame.
Anyway, Tan Yu is the creator of this world.Everything in this world belongs to her.
To put it bluntly, even Hongjun belongs to her.
Not to mention the few trees in Hongjun's mansion.
Hongjun is meditating in the lecture hall of Zixiao Palace at the moment. If he knew this scene, he would cry and burst into tears immediately.
Unfortunately, when he woke up, Tan Yu had already left.
Bringing so many congenital spiritual root fruits, Tan Yule stumbled out of Zixiao Palace.
But...well, she can't fly.
Now, she's complaining about the system:
How can there be such a system? It's so irresponsible. Instead of teaching myself how to save my life first, I just keep forcing myself to write novels.
When she came to this world, she didn't practice anything, she just wrote novels.
In this prehistoric world, the strong prey on the weak and the strong, killing a person is as common as eating and drinking.
It's a pity that I don't have any magic power. I must hide in the future, otherwise it will be dangerous.
——Tan Yu thought so.
But she didn't know: she didn't need to learn spells in the first place.
Because she is the creator.
All creatures in this world are immune to her attacks.But she is accurate with every shot when dealing with the creatures in this world.
For example, when she caught the ancient ancestor worms, those worms didn't struggle at all.
And when she pulled Hongjun, Hongjun didn't even have time to react.
This is the unique aura of the Creator.
Of course, she also has a gold finger with a golden tongue.
Or rather, Chrysostom.
As long as she is willing, she can realize any wish by just saying it casually.
This is real golden words.
For example, everyone in Zixiao Palace is the beneficiary of this "golden words".
Originally, she just wanted to fool everyone, so she said a few words casually after expressing emotion, and then urged everyone to enter meditation.
But coincidentally, after coaxing, she casually gave the skill of "Jinkou Yuyan" as a gift, clearly pointing out that as long as they comprehend it well, they will enjoy inexhaustible benefits!
The creator of the world said "enjoy inexhaustible benefits", which is not ordinary.
Those who went to Zixiao Palace first, after this study, I am afraid that the level has been improved by not a little bit.
This is much more immediate than Hongjun's preaching.
Even if Hongjun personally preached, it would not be able to make everyone have such a big improvement immediately!
Fortunately, her old man only said that there will be "inexhaustible benefits" after comprehension, and she didn't make false claims that "everyone can become a saint after comprehension".
If you say so, I'm afraid this prehistoric world will really be in chaos.At that time, saints will walk all over the place, and all living beings will be like ants. Will everyone still survive?
Tan Yu didn't know that a word he said casually would have such a profound impact.
At this moment, she just thinks that she is Bai Ding who doesn't understand magic at all, staring at the sky in a daze.
This is 33 layers above the sky, completely suspended above the sky.
As soon as she stepped out of the bounds, she was afraid that she would be smashed to pieces immediately, right?
When Tan Yu was worried, he saw something that looked like a bug crawling over from a distance.
"what."
When Tan Yu saw this little bug, he thought of his own little bird.
Thinking that my little bird can change into a huge mount at will, I couldn't help but go over and poke the bug: "Hey, who are you? Can you become bigger?"
The "worm" was taken aback.
Originally, he planned to ignore Tan Yu and just continue to climb in the direction of Zixiao Palace.
However, Tan Yu increased the strength of his fingers and pressed it tightly: "Hey, I'm talking to you. Don't go."
She is not stupid, she knows that all living beings in this prehistoric world have spirits, and there are no truly speechless beings.
——Of course, her bird is an exception.The bird never said a word, but she never pursued it either.Because she fell into a trance when she saw the bird, she only thought that the bird was so beautiful, and wanted to tease the bird for fun, but she had no intention of exploring other things.
But for this bug, it's different.
So, she pressed the bug, pressed it to the ground with her fingertips and rubbed it: "Speak, talk."
The worm was rubbed dizzy.
On the one hand she complained and felt sorry for herself, on the other hand she was very strange: Who is this person in front of her?Why can he catch himself so easily.
You know, she is no ordinary "bug".
With her supernatural power, in this prehistoric world, only one hand can catch her.
And it is only after three hundred rounds of battle that they can be superior.
It was the first time for Tan Yu to subdue her to death with a casual lift.
"You, who are you?"
The little bug couldn't help asking.
Some are upset.
"Hey, you little bug is quite bold. Instead of answering my words, you dare to ask me who I am."
Tan Yu rubbed the worms while talking.
The poor bug was pressed to the ground and rubbed like noodles.
The little bug felt that he was about to be rubbed apart, or that he was rubbed to death.Quickly begged for mercy: "Senior, spare your life! Senior, spare your life!"
In the prehistoric world, strength is the basis for judging superiority and inferiority.
Since this woman can easily subdue herself, she should be called a senior.
It's just that, in this prehistoric world, there are really not many who can stand up to her "senior".
Not even a palm count.
Because, not everyone who can beat her is worthy of her calling "senior".
Among them, there are a few people who can beat him, and I am afraid that they will win by a narrow margin.After all, he was only on equal terms with himself.
Because of this, the little bug was a little startled.
At the same time, silently thinking about Tan Yu's background:
Could it be that such supernatural powers are the legendary sage Hongjun? !
She had never seen Hongjun before, so she didn't know what Hongjun looked like.
But judging from Tan Yu's mana, the opponent has always been Hongjun without a doubt.
Of course Tan Yu is not Hongjun.
She didn't have any thoughts of being tall, she just wanted to play with this little bug, and by the way, can it become bigger?
If you can become bigger, you can carry yourself out of here.
How did this little bug know what she was planning?
Don't dare to guess.
I had no choice but to answer honestly: "I can become bigger."
In front of saints, it dare not lie.
For, the sage is said to be omniscient.
Lying by yourself will only be counted out by the other party, and it will only increase the other party's resentment.
So Xiao Chongzi honestly talked about his own big and small attributes.
However, he deliberately avoided talking about his identity.
Although a sage knows everything, he still needs to spend his mind to calculate.Come to think of it, the saint may not be interested in everything, and everything counts.
As long as he doesn't deliberately lie or mention it, maybe the saint is not interested in counting his own origin.
Sure enough, the woman in front of her didn't ask who it was.
Just hearing that it can grow bigger, I was immediately satisfied, and said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, it's best if you can grow bigger, take me out of here!"
"Leave here?" Little Chongzi was taken aback.
This is Zixiao Palace.
Isn't it the home of the sage Hongjun?
Besides, it came from afar to hear the preaching.
The sermon probably hasn't started yet, right?Why is Saint Hongjun leaving?
However, Tan Yu just urged: "That's right. Take me out of Zixiao Palace."
Little Chongzi suddenly realized: it turns out that the sage wanted to be her mount himself.
The little bug has no objection to the mount that can be a saint.
She also felt that she could learn a lot by being with the saint every day and being influenced by her eyes and ears.
The gap between saints and non-saints is so great that it is not an exaggeration to say that there is a difference between clouds and mud.
As long as a little bit of goodness leaks out from the sage's fingers, it is enough for her to improve her cultivation a lot.
Therefore, it is a very honorable thing to be a saint's personal mount.
However, there is still one thing she doesn't know: "It's just that the preaching..."
Tan Yu obviously misunderstood, thinking that the other party also wanted to rush to Zixiao Palace to listen to Hongjun's sermon, so he refused to take him as a mortal.
Then he said casually: "The Zixiao Palace is in chaos now. Everyone is enlightening there. It's too late for you to go now?"
"What? It's too late?" The little bug was shocked.
She rushed over as soon as she received the news.
It's just because after going to the 33rd heaven, he was restricted by the restrictions of the saint's mansion, so he couldn't fully exert his own supernatural powers, so he could only turn into the original prototype and walk with his body.
No, I've been climbing for a long time and I'm still climbing.
So, it's too late.
But she thought that no matter how late it was, she would never miss Hongjun's sermon.
Because since Hongjun said that he wanted to preach for the prehistoric beings, it was naturally a full-coverage preaching.
She has already calculated that even if she crawls with her own body, there are many people in this prehistoric who are slower than herself.
After all, she flew over with great supernatural powers in the early stage.
Calculated in this way, Hongjun should not have started preaching yet.Otherwise, it is not considered to be facing the whole flood.
——Sage preaching is considered a meritorious deed.If you say it is against Quan Honghuang, it is against Quan Honghuang.Now when you preach in advance, no one will hear you.Doesn't that mean breaking a promise?
As everyone knows, Na Hongjun would rather have less merit than wait any longer.
Because this Tan Yu is too harmful.
If Tan Yu stays in Zixiao Palace any longer, all the treasures in Zixiao Palace will be lost.
Anyway, he already has the body of a saint, so it doesn't matter even if he earns a little less merit.Anyway, he is already number one in heaven and earth.
Therefore, Hongjun preached in advance.
But the worm didn't believe it.
Tan Yu didn't understand so many ways, but he could vaguely guess some of them.
So, I made up an excuse: "It happened suddenly, the situation is urgent, of course it's a special case."
Now, the little bug was thinking again.
Well, the sage in front of me said that if something happened suddenly and the situation was urgent, it meant something really big.
Since the sage has something important to do, how can he not help him?
Little Chongzi was excited now, and deeply felt that this was a generous gift from God who treated him well.
You know, you have helped a saint!That's a chance to form a relationship with a saint!
What a fortune to have a chance with a sage!
It will definitely be successful in the future!
The more Xiao Chongzi thought about it, the more excited he became, so he didn't ask any more questions, but said seriously: "Senior, don't worry, with me here, I will definitely take you out of here immediately!"
As she spoke, she instructed Tan Yu to grab herself in her hands and bring her to the edge of the sky.
The edge of the 33 heavens is exactly where Tan Yu fantasized about stepping into the air just now.
It is also the boundary between heaven and earth.
After crossing the boundary between the heavens and the heavens, and near the Zixiao Palace, there is a restriction from the sage Hongjun, who forbids her to walk with mana, and can only crawl with her body.
But step back to this edge, and it's different.
I saw the little bug "Hey" softly, and it changed.
Immediately, something that looked like a snake but not like a snake appeared in front of him.
It's just that this snake is golden, with horns growing on its head, it's indescribably cute, but it also faintly reveals the majesty of a king.
Tan Yu was so engrossed in looking for his own bird at the moment, he didn't pay attention to what the mount in front of him was.It was only vaguely recognizable as a snake.
Well, it doesn't matter if it's a snake or anything else, anyway, it's a mount, as long as it can achieve the purpose, I don't want to pick anything else.
Tan Yu thought recklessly.
As everyone knows, this snake is not a snake, but another species.
It's just that she deliberately restrained herself in front of the saint, and she didn't completely transform into her whole body, and she didn't fly around in the image of a behemoth king. flew away.
This is her humility before the saint.
It is also respect for the saints.
After all, in the prehistoric world where strength is the most important thing, taking the initiative to show weakness can be regarded as a gesture of favor from the most senior.
It wants to get acquainted with the "sage" Tan Yu, so it is considerate and kind in every way.
Tan Yu didn't understand so much, and just sat and evaluated the flying speed of the bug.
She was comparing it with Ah Ling back then.
A Ling flew up very quickly.
This bug doesn't seem to be slow either.
Tan Yu sighed: Unexpectedly, in the prehistoric world, there are so many powerful characters, and a random bird or bug can fly so fast.
How did she know that her bird was not an ordinary bird, and this worm was not an ordinary worm either.
After Tan Yu was carried to the bottom, the little bug transformed again and returned to the status of a little bug.
This is also her modesty.
Unfortunately, Tan Yu couldn't understand everything.
All she knew was that she had achieved her goal.
So, when I bowed my hand, I thanked the little bug: "Thank you little bug... Well, thank you very much."
The bug was very enthusiastic, and shook his claws: "It's okay, it's okay to do things for seniors. It's also my blessing."
Tsk tsk, is this prehistoric creature so good at talking?
Tan Yu was very useful while thinking about it.
But no matter how useful it is, it will not affect her to continue looking for her own birds.
So, he waved his hand at the bird again: "So, we will part now."
With that said, he turned and left.
It wasn't that she was being rude, but that she was in a hurry to find the bird.
The bug was extremely enthusiastic behind the quilt, and continued to wave its paws: "Goodbye, senior, goodbye, senior..."
"Senior goodbye" in succession, enthusiastic.
If people don't know, they would think how intimate they are.
In fact, this is also Xiao Chongzi's desire to make friends with Tan Yu.
But unfortunately, Tan Yu didn't understand these things at all.
It can be regarded as this little bug throwing winks at the blind man.
Moreover, this guy is not only winking, but also affectionate and affectionate
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