My wife is so vicious

Tan Yu naturally didn't know that what he said was the law of this world.

Otherwise, she will only say auspicious words and nothing else, and strive to be the number one koi in the wild.

However, she doesn't know.

Therefore, she gradually went astray on the Kangzhuang road that could have become a koi carp.

Finally, become the number one black koi in the wild!

Also known as "crow's mouth".

The poor prehistoric sentient beings were sucked one by one by her, and the corpses were scattered all over the field, and they were in dire straits.

And the first one to die by her crow's mouth was none other than Honghuang No. 1: Pangu.

Here's the thing.

However, after Tan Yu came out of the cracked egg shell, looking at the chaotic world where the flying dust was suspended, he couldn't help curling his lips: "This place is so strange, it's almost like a chaotic world."

At the beginning of the prehistoric era, it was all chaos.

Therefore, anyone who has written prehistoric novels has more or less their own imagination about the chaotic world.

But the current world is similar to the chaotic world in Tan Yu's fantasy.

However, at this time, Tan Yu did not dare to believe that this was a chaotic world.

Just chuckled at the thought of myself.I couldn't help but muttered to myself again: "If Pangu breaks the world, it will really be like a chaotic world."

As soon as her words fell to the ground, she saw a faint figure not far away.

"Hey, is there really someone?"

Tan Yu looked at the figure not far away and rubbed his eyes.

I don't know when that person was there.

But Tan Yu guessed: That person should have been there long ago, but the world is too chaotic and blurry, and many things can't be seen clearly, so I haven't noticed it all the time.

Suddenly seeing someone, Tan Yu, who was already so lonely that mushrooms grew layers, ran over quickly.

Say hello: "Hello! Hello!"

She ran to the man happily.

The man was taken aback when he saw her running towards him.

Tan Yu rushed to him, smiling: "Hey, what's your name? Where is this?"

As for the only living person he met, Tan Yu would not let it go easily, and decided to pester him to ask everything clearly.

However, the man looked dumbfounded.

After thinking for a long time, he looked around hesitantly and said, "Well, here...this should be...the chaotic world."

Obviously, as a person who had just been forcibly brought out by Tan Yu's crow's mouth to sacrifice to heaven, he was still a little confused.

Like a newborn baby, it is still in the adaptation period.

"It's really a chaotic world!"

Tan Yu was a little excited when he heard that this place is really a chaotic world.

At the same time, he swept his eyes across the person opposite, and finally fixed his eyes on the ax in the opponent's hand: "Well, the ax? You, you can't be the Pangu who created the world, right?!"

"Pangu?" The naive Pangu blinked and reacted, "Yes! I am Pangu! I want to create the world!"

Pan Gu, who remembered his historical mission, was unequivocal. He directly raised his ax and waved his hand vigorously——

With a loud noise, the chaotic world was immediately cut open by the infinite force.

The air rises.

The turbid air sinks.

Tan Yu was dumbfounded, and at the same time habitually murmured and analyzed: "According to the book, what floats up is the sky, and what sinks is the earth."

Pangu nodded.

"Okay! Let's call the floating one the sky and the sinking one the earth."

As the person who opened up the world, he is indeed the most qualified to name the world.

In this way, the world was born.

Tan Yu was also very excited.

Unexpectedly, I witnessed the beginning of the prehistoric world, and witnessed this sacred moment of opening up the world.

The two parts that float and sink are gradually stabilized.

The rudiments of "heaven" and "earth" gradually took shape.

"Wow, this is the original heaven and earth."

Tan Yu was amazed.

The work of nature is really amazing.

The only downside is——

Tan Yu stretched out her arms and looked at the top of her head again: "Everything is fine. It's just that the space between the sky and the earth is too narrow. By the way, you will hold the sky up, right?"

"?"

Pangu looked at the sky for a moment, then nodded with an epiphany: "That's right, if you lift the sky up, it will be wider."

So, he put down the axe, raised the palms of both hands up, and held up the blue sky.

"Wow, open the sky axe." Tan Yu looked at the ax thrown down by Pangu, his eyes glowed.

This is Pangu's sky-opening axe!

Kneeling down and touching the axe, Tan Yu couldn't help but muttered to himself: "This is the number one among the top ten artifacts in the ancient times. I heard that after Pangu Kaitian died, this Kaitian ax turned into a Taiji diagram, Pangu The streamer and the chaotic clock are called the representative magic weapons of Laozi Tianzun, Yuanshi Tianzun and Donghuang Taiyi."

She didn't know that this simple sentence had already explained the future of the axe.

At this time, Pangu looked at her blankly: "What did you say? Body, body death?"

Poor Pangu, who was forcibly dragged out by a cheating creator to promote the plot, has not enjoyed this world yet, and is about to be sacrificed to heaven.

Baby Pangu was wronged, and Baby Pangu was at a loss.

So, is he going to die?

"Ah, no, no, it's still early, it's still early."

Tan Yu quickly comforted her.

"It's too early?"

Pan Gu's complexion didn't look much better.

If you die sooner or later, you still have to die.

"Hmm. Don't be too sad. Humans have life and death. Everyone is the same. At most, it's just a matter of time. You... well, you don't seem to be human, but it doesn't matter, it's almost the same Yes, there is life and there is death. Don’t be afraid, it’s still early for you, and it’s up to you to push the world away day by day. Don’t worry, don’t worry.”

Not urgent?

So you wait until you push the world away completely before you die, right?

Pangu's expression was still distorted.

Do you dare to feel that you are here to divide the world?Die after the division?

However, it is true.

At least, that was the case in Tan Yu's mind.

Then, it can only be like this - because Tan Yu's words are the laws of this world.

Poor Pangu, as a plot npc, was "set up" like this.

"God Pangu, you are so powerful, you are worthy of being the number one god who created the world! You actually held up the sky with one hand! Well, according to the legend, the sky will rise by one foot every day, and the earth will thicken by one foot every day. It’s all thanks to you. You will grow up with me too. When you grow up, you will be able to become mountains, rivers, sun, moon and stars in the future..."

Tan Yu said "Let's go" with a small mouth, and arranged for Pan Gu's death clearly.

Poor Pangu stared blankly for a moment.

However, I couldn't help but realize: Well, it's a good idea.

In this way, Pangu's sacrificial life was set up and formed.

With his hands on the sky and his feet on the ground, he prepares for "the sky is one foot higher every day, and the earth is one foot thicker every day", and then he will turn into mountains, rivers, lakes and seas after the sky and the earth are completely finalized.

"..."

Tan Yu felt a little sympathetic when he saw him standing there silently.

But I also know that the way of heaven is ruthless, and such things are doomed.

Pangu was doomed to create the world and die in the prehistoric world, and this cannot be changed.

As a person who has experienced several lives, she can basically remain calm about this kind of destined sacrifice.

It's just that after all, I feel that Pangu is a little pitiful.

At least, quite lonely.

According to the legend, he opened the world as soon as he opened his eyes, and then separated the sky and the earth to form them completely, and finally lay down and turned into rivers, lakes, seas, sun, moon and stars.

To put it bluntly, he was born to complete such a historical mission, and then died.

It's really miserable.

From the beginning to the end, it is a person who completes the mission silently, without even having a friend to chat with.

Tan Yu knew that this was fate, and he couldn't change anything, but he felt that since he had traveled through time and had a destiny with Pan Gu, at least he could accompany him.

So, she started chatting with Pan Gu: "Hi, hello, my name is Tan Yu."

Pan Gu held the sky with both hands, looked ahead: "Yes."

Hey?

so boring?

Tan Yu continued to look for something to say: "Well, your name is Pangu."

"Ah."

Pangu continued to put his hands on the sky and stare ahead.

Hey?

What a boring gourd.

Tan Yu coughed lightly, and continued to search for topics: "By the way, where are you from?"

She was really curious about this question.

It seems that in all kinds of prehistoric legends, there is no clear statement about where Pan Gu came from.

Pan Gu shook his head: "I don't know."

Tan Yu was speechless.

Well, he probably really doesn't know where he came from.

Anyway, he was born directly in the prehistoric world, and when he woke up, he opened up the world.

Tan Yu rubbed her temples, and then struggled to find a topic: "Well, do you have any friends?"

"friend?"

Pangu was taken aback.

Huh?

Interested finally?

Tan Yu cheered up, and looked at Pangu with a smile: "Friends are very good, they are fellow travelers who care about each other, support each other, and have fun together."

"each other?"

Pangu repeated these two words.

Perhaps, for him, "caring", "supporting", "playing" and so on are still too far away from him, and the word "mutually" is enough for him to touch.

each other?

Pan Gu, who was born in loneliness and will eventually die in loneliness, doesn't know what "mutual" is at all.

And this word obviously aroused his interest.

Seeing this, Tan Yu was even happier: I finally found a topic that Pan Gu was interested in.

It was also an honor for her to be friends with Pan Gu.

"let's be friends!"

Tan Yu excitedly proposed to Pangu.

Pangu froze for a moment, but didn't speak.

Probably, he still doesn't know what a friend is.

Tan Yu felt that it was necessary for him to perceive what a "friend" was.

In fact, as a person who has lived several lives, Tan Yu does not have particularly unrealistic illusions about friendship, and does not think that friends can really "caring" and "support" deeply, but they can be together as companions and help each other. It's okay to be warm.

Some people may not need this kind of affectionate friendship, but the lonely Pangu will definitely like it.

Tan Yu pursed her lips and thought: The best way to let Pangu understand the concept of "friend" is to deduce what "friend" is like in front of him.

However, besides Pangu, I am alone now, where can I find "friends"?

Tan Yu stroked her chin and began to think about who else might be in this world.

It stands to reason that Pangu is No. 1 in creating the world, and now it is an accident that he crossed over by himself, so where else can he find someone else?

unless--

The people of the chaotic world period!

In Tan Yu's memory, in the era of chaos... there is only one person she can remember, and that is the Chaos Demon God Rahu!

The setting in each prehistoric novel is different.

In some settings, there are [-] Chaos Demon Gods, but at the moment when Pan Gu created the world, some accidents occurred...

Regarding this "accident", n different novels can be developed again.

However, Tan Yuning would rather believe that the creation of the world was a big shock, just like the world shock encountered in the dinosaur era.

After the world turmoil, dinosaurs and many creatures became extinct, leaving only a handful of survivors.

Pan Gu's creation of the world must be the same for the chaotic world.

"After this turmoil, it is estimated that even if there are really three thousand Chaos Demon Gods, they are almost dead. It is estimated that there is only one Rahu left."

Tan Yu rubbed his chin and talked to himself.

A certain "Heavenly Dao" that rules all things in the sky is silent: You have said that, then you must be almost dead.

While complaining silently in his heart, he took out the Tiandao notes, recorded Tan Yu's "golden mouth and jade words", and then carried them out.

Just like that, 99 Chaos Demon Gods were instantly declared dead by a crow's mouth.

Alas, God knows how many prehistoric creatures will be deceived by the self-talk she developed after so many years of writing.

Fortunately, Luo Hu survived.

However, there is only one Luo Hu, which still cannot meet Tan Yu's expectations.

"It seems that besides Luo Hui, there should be other people here." Tan Yu continued to think to himself, and finally his eyes lit up, "Hongjun! Hongjun must be there! He and Luo Hui are CP!"

"..."

Poor Tiandao, stop recording and start thinking about what "cp" means.

However, this is obviously not within the cognition range of the Great Desolate Heavenly Dao.

It's a different age.

So, fortunately, the sleeves of Luo Hu and Hongjun were temporarily preserved.

However, the next second, Twitch Creator began to pop pink bubbles in his eyes and added: "Luo Hu Hongjun! The number one danmei cp in the prehistoric world! A demon ancestor and a Taoist ancestor are a pair made in heaven and a pair designed by the earth ah!"

"..."

Tiandao's recording hands trembled.

Even if it doesn't understand the words "cp" and "danmei", it can't pretend not to understand the phrase "a pair made in heaven, a pair made in earth".

Although... something always feels wrong.

——Of course, what's more wrong is yet to come, and there will be a day when it will collapse even more.

Let's talk about now, poor Luo Hu and Hong Jun, their sleeves were all cut off in an instant, and there was not even a single thread left.

Since then, they have never been straight again.

God knows, the majestic Mozu and Daozu, as the number one danmei cp in the prehistoric era, were turned away like this.

If they knew the cause and effect, they would have sealed Tan Yu's mouth with a piece of tape!

Ah no, there was no tape in those days.

Perhaps, they would consider using spells to cast a "shut-up spell" on Tan Yu.

Of course, the one who most wanted to cast a "shut-up curse" on her at the moment was Tiandao.

In the laws of heaven, people are divided into men and women, and things are divided into yin and yang. Only the combination of men and women and the blending of yin and yang conform to the normal law.

This man and man... don't conform to the established rules.

As the "Tian Dao" that regards law as the first essence, it is a little restless and irritable now.

In order to prevent Tan Yu from saying any more nonsense, it directly made Luo Hu and Hongjun appear in front of Tan Yu.