My wife is so vicious

"what happened to you?"

Old lady Tan asked her grandson with concern.

"nothing."

Tan Yu covered his face, feeling weak.

"Then I've been talking for a long time, why don't you talk?"

The grandson was so calm about such a good thing, and Mrs. Tan was a little disappointed.

"I have a toothache."

The hand covering his face moved down, covering his cheeks instead.

"..." Mrs. Tan was suffocated, and after a while, she muttered in disappointment, "Why do both of them have toothaches?"

Hey?

Tan Yu raised his eyelids: "Who else has a toothache?"

"Your father."

Old lady Tan was also puzzled.

"Why do you two have the same problem?"

By the way, Dad!

Tan Yu remembered: In this family, there is only one person who knows his gender, and that is Master Tan!

Come to think of it, Mr. Tan will not sit idly by on this matter.

Tan Yu hurriedly removed the hand covering his face: "Where is my father?"

"Let's go to the palace."

When Mrs. Tan mentioned this, her complexion became better again.

"Huang Enhaodang, if you give me the wealth of the Tan family, your father will naturally go to thank you in person. No, just after hearing the news from me, he quickly put on his official uniform and rushed to the palace. Presumably he must go to thank the emperor for his kindness." gone."

Xie Huangen?

Ah.

I'm afraid I'm going to resign my marriage.

Only then did some hope emerge in Tan Yu's heart.

Well, since the royal family knew to discuss it with Mrs. Tan before giving the marriage, it means that the royal family still has a lot of face for the Tan family.That being the case, Master Tan may really succeed if he resigns from the marriage.

However, she soon discovered that she was thinking too much.

Because, soon, Master Tan came back with a bitter face.

"Master, what's the matter with you?"

Mrs. Tan went forward to meet her.

The two are a very loving couple. As long as they get together, they are all kinds of sweet dog food.

Today, Mr. Tan was obviously in a bad mood. For the first time, he did not respond to his wife's sweetness. Instead, he was dejected and walked into the room alone.

Well, seeing her father's appearance like this, Tan Yu knew that the road to resignation was not going to go through.

Tan Yu sighed.

But as a modern person, it is not so easy to admit defeat.

So, she quickly walked in with her daddy's ass.

"father."

After closing the door tightly, Tan Yu came to find her father to make plans.

Master Tan didn't care about her, he just waved his hand: "Go out."

He doesn't want to talk now.

However, Tan Yu had something to say: "Father, what happened to the emperor's marriage?"

It's fine if you don't talk about it, but when you talk about it, Master Tan wrinkled his old face and burst into tears: "Son, I'm sorry for your father! Being a father is useless, you can't stop this marriage, you can't stop it! "

He has been kneeling in the palace for a long time today, but the emperor never received him.

Just let the eunuch come to send a message, saying that he has something to do and let him go back.

Tan Yu didn't know exactly what happened: "Father, what happened when you went to the palace? Tell me in detail. Let's figure out a solution together."

"It's useless. There's no other way." Master Tan shook his head in pain, tearing up, "It's useless, it's useless, the emperor doesn't even intend to give us a chance to refuse! He won't even meet us!"

Speaking of this, he held Tan Yu's hand in panic: "My son, listen to me, now the emperor wants you to officially inherit the throne and marry the female general to you. This is a catastrophe! You run away! Run away quickly! The farther you run, the better! Anyway, if you can save one of them now, it is only one!"

He is the real father of the original owner Tan Yu, and he loves his wife, the only child, like a treasure.

After getting along all year round, he has long regarded this child as more important than himself.

Now, I and the whole Tan family can't escape, after all, monks can't escape the temple if they can escape.

But I still hope that Tan Yu can escape.

Tan Yu is not the original owner.

But it has been several years since time travel, and I feel empathy for the love of Tan's elders, and gradually regard them as relatives.

Now that father Tan treats her like this, she is still very moved, and of course she won't leave.

Instead, he used his brain seriously: "Father, you mean, you didn't see the emperor at all?"

"Yes." Master Tan said helplessly.

Now the matter is obvious: the emperor was afraid that they would not want to marry an iron-blooded general who could kill people while talking and laughing, so he simply refused to see him.

He only waited for the foolish old lady who fooled Mrs. Tan to nod, and then directly issued an order, which was firmly established.

However, does the Tan family not want to marry the iron-blooded Yasha?

But you can't marry at all!

Tan Yu is a woman after all!

If Tan Yu inherited the eldest son and accepted the marriage bestowed by the emperor, it would be a crime of deceiving the emperor and punishing the nine clans!

Master Tan is really helpless.

The current situation is too far south.

Tan Yu felt that there was still a glimmer of hope: "Father, since you haven't seen the emperor, don't be in a hurry to be sad. Let's go to the palace now and beg the emperor together, just kneel there. If he doesn't see us, we won't leave Only when we meet, tell the truth, and let him cancel the marriage offer, will we give up."

"You're crazy! The emperor said clearly that he didn't want to see him anymore, how can you and I force the Lord? This is going to offend Long Yan!"

"So what if you offend Longyan?" Tan Yu sighed angrily, "Father, are you confused? Even if you offend Longyan, it's just that you won't be seen by the emperor. But if we accept this imperial decree, it will be a nail in the coffin , is the death penalty for punishing the Nine Clans!"

When Master Tan heard this, he was stunned.

Then think, ponder.

In the end, he sniffed, pulled Tan Yu up and left.

According to Tan Yu's wishes, the two played tricks in the palace.

Anyway, to see the emperor.

The emperor said there was no time, so let's just kneel and wait until you are free.

In the end, the emperor was also annoyed, and let them in with a big wave of his hand.

Anyway, he has already made up his mind: no matter what Tan and his son say, he will not change his mind.

However, even after making up his mind, he was stunned for a moment when he heard Tan's father and "son" tell the reason.

What?

Tan Yu is also a woman? ?

I go!

"Then my court is full of civil and military women from top to bottom?!"

The emperor exploded.

Hey?

What is Manchu civil and military from top to bottom?

Tan Yu quickly explained: "No, no, only General Xiao and the villain are female."

As she spoke, she habitually looked up at the emperor.

It has been several years since she came to the ancient times, and she still knows some of the ancient rules.

For example, when you see the emperor, you can't raise your head without permission.

It's just that sometimes the habits of modern people still pop up from time to time.

For example, when talking to someone, you must look at the other person.

This is basic courtesy.

Therefore, treat the emperor more politely.

Tan Yu couldn't help but raised his head.

Then, she almost sprayed on the spot.

This... this, this, this is clearly a woman too! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as Tan Yu's head buzzed, his whole body was in a mess.

My God, this emperor is actually a woman disguised as a man!

I rub!

Can it be more confusing?

This is really "top to bottom"!

Tan Yu swallowed, and swallowed back all the words he wanted to say.

At the same time, he lowered his head and dared not say anything.

I just complained silently in my heart: what happened to this ancient man?How can you not recognize a man and a woman by dressing up casually?This woman wears men's clothes, is there a clear difference from men?

Men and women are obviously different from skin to breath, from stature to figure.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but aim at the opponent's neck below...

Heck, let's talk about dressing up techniques.

Well, the emperor's dressing skills are not very good, it's not like Xiao Ling strangled a flat surface at all, but rather bulging, as if he had two little rabbits in his arms.

Negative Ratings.

Bad review.

I don't know if the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were blind, the emperor's figure is so bright that he dares to close his eyes and blindly recognize him as a man!

Tan Yuwu judged and compared the three men's disguise skills, but Master Tan was not idle.

With snot and tears: "Your majesty, I have no choice but to tell such a lie to ease the conflict in the house and to preserve Zhuo Jing's body. It is definitely not to deceive the emperor today! I just ask the emperor to be sympathetic to the old minister." , take it back. Yu'er can neither be a son, nor marry a princess!"

Frankly speaking, it is not a serious crime for him to spread his words now.

After all, although the royal family had made a verbal agreement with Mrs. Tan, they had not yet issued a formal edict.Moreover, Tan Yu didn't gain any fame by being a man, so he can't be regarded as deceiving the emperor.

As long as the emperor has the heart to raise his hand, the matter can be let go.

Therefore, Master Tan's head was knocked "thump-thump".

Life and death are between the emperor's thoughts.

I only hope that the emperor will be kind and give him a way out.

This matter did happen suddenly, even the emperor, who had made up his mind a long time ago, couldn't help but ponder.

After all, everything needs to be digested.

It also needs to be calculated.

Tan Yu took a sneak peek and saw the plan of an old fox in the opponent's eyes.

She had an ominous feeling.

Sure enough, the emperor finally said: "This is the end of the matter, it's done, so let's do it."

What do you mean?

What is done?

Isn't this written imperial decree not issued yet?

Tan Yu almost bounced from the explosion.

This is a scam!

Master Tan collapsed directly.

Completely slumped like mud.

"Emperor, Your Majesty..."

Poor Master Tan was still muttering, as if he wanted to argue something.

But the eunuch reported: "Report to the emperor, Prime Minister Lu is asking to see you."

"Oh?"

When the emperor heard this, his eyes lit up.

"Please!"

Just this look made Tan Yu smell the sour smell of love.

Sure enough, before the word "quick please" was settled, the people from the other side came in.

At first glance, it is the "family" that you can't see outside.

"emperor."

Qingyue's voice is the prime minister.

But, it was clearly a woman's voice, right? !

Tan Yu has gotten used to it.

She turned her head with fishy eyes: Sure enough, she saw a prime minister disguised as a man and walked in.

Well.

Sure enough, "manchu civil and military" and "from top to bottom" are all women.

Well, Xiao Ling is "Wu", and Prime Minister Lu is "Wen".

And they are "down", the emperor is "up".

Now, it's all set.

Regarding the fact that a woman disguised as a man can make a table of mahjong, Tan Yu is already powerless to complain.

She just wanted to drag away the paralyzed old father, away from this chaotic world.