My wife is so vicious

my craft?

What skills do I have?

Not a street performer.

Even if he is a street performer, Xiao Ling is not afraid.

However, the embroidery craft...

"Cough." Xiao Ling cleared his throat, "Mother, I heard from Ayu that your female worker is excellent, and I just wanted to ask you a lesson or two. If I have a chance today, I still want to ask Mother to demonstrate, so that my daughter-in-law can learn from her."

Kicked the ball back.

Mrs. Tan was very happy to accept it.

"Okay, okay, come on, listen to my mother telling you, this embroidery..."

She was originally a person who was not good at female celebrities.

Because she has been in poor health since she was a child, she is resting and taking care of herself every day.Even if it is embroidery, the family is afraid that she will be tired.

Later, she married Master Tan and was also pampered in the palm of her hand.

Therefore, she has never been a female celebrity for so many years.

Embroidery and so on were extremely disliked by her mother-in-law at the beginning.

Only now that I have a daughter-in-law and become a mother-in-law myself, I dare to show it off.

To be honest, it was because she thought that Xiao Ling had been fighting in the battlefield all year round, and he must not be very good at being a boudoir girl, so she dared to show up like this today.

Sure enough, Xiao Ling was obviously not proficient, and he still wanted to ask him for advice.

okay.

very good!

Mrs. Tan, who was finally appreciated, was so happy that she pulled Xiao Ling to watch her embroider various patterns.

She really tried her best, and this time, it took an hour, and she went directly there to urge her to have breakfast.

Xiao Ling finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the torture was over.

Unexpectedly, after breakfast, Mrs. Tan pulled her back again and continued.

"..."

Xiao Ling looked at the sky, feeling so hopeless for the first time.

In particular, when I looked up, I couldn't see the sky, only the depressing roof.

"Ling'er, let's go."

Mrs. Tan was still laughing in front of her.

"……Hey."

Xiao Ling could only reluctantly agree.

Just like that, she was led away by her mother-in-law.

It is said that it is to learn embroidery, but in fact it is almost the same as Shang Xing.

Even Xiao Ling would rather go to prison than learn embroidery.

Because she took the beating.But afraid of boredom.

After being embroidered by Mrs. Tan for a whole day, she was almost bored.

After finally making it to lunch, he thought that Tan Yu could help him and find an excuse to take him away.

Who knows, Tan Yu is a good baby, honestly nestling in the room starving to lose weight (Of course, it is also possible that he is already hungry and fainted in the room, cough.)

Anyway, no one came to save her.

The dignified general, just like that, was dragged away to learn embroidery without saying a word.

Mrs. Tan is serious about teaching, but Xiao Ling is not interested at all. Learning embroidery is almost like going to jail for her.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Tan is very interested.

All day long, I was pulling her to study embroidery.

This is not over yet.

The next day, the servant girl was sent to call again.

"..."

Xiao Ling could hardly bear it any longer.

Looking back at Tan Yu, but Tan Yu didn't know whether he was still awake or fainted from hunger, and he couldn't wake up at all lying on the bed.

Xiao Ling sighed and could only leave with that girl.

It's another whole day.

O sin.

On the third day, Mrs. Tan sent another person to invite her.

Poor and dignified General Xiao, he was stupefied.

And that's not even a head.

After embroidering, Mrs. Tan began to ask her to discuss all kinds of rear house knowledge.

Like cooking.

For example, how to housekeeper.

For example, women should behave in a manner.

Even, the amount of food a woman should have.

Just like that, Xiao Ling was tormented enough.

So, after Tan Yu was hungry and thin, he realized——Hey, why did his wife lose weight too?

"Wife, what's wrong with you?"

she asked angrily.

Xiao Ling took a deep breath: "Stuffy."

"Bored?" Tan Yu, who was already hungry, patted his chest weakly, "It's okay, I'll tell my mother, let her stop boring you."

Xiao Ling glanced at her: "Forget it, you should take care of yourself and live well."

"..."

Tan Yu rolled her eyes weakly, not sure if she was depressed or hungry.

However, she kept her word.

That morning, when Mrs. Tan came to visit her, she said so.

Yes, recently because of her weight loss, the whole Tan family has been in a panic.

Especially Mrs. Tan and Mrs. Tan, who loved her the most, were heartbroken.

Not only did he arrange a follow-up doctor for him, but he also took turns to visit him every day.

Tan Yu agrees with the arrangement of follow-up doctors who are on call 24 hours a day.

After all, anyone with a little modern scientific common sense knows that it is not advisable and dangerous not to eat at all.

Not even life-threatening.

It is really safe to have a doctor follow up 24 hours a day.

To be honest, without that doctor, Tan Yu wouldn't dare to go hungry for so long.

—— These days, she is almost purely hungry, and only eat something to hang her life when she is almost starving.

However, the doctor will intervene at any time, and if the situation is not good, he will give medical treatment.

Because of this, she was able to survive until now.

As for the two female elders of the Tan family, they naturally disagreed with Tan Yu's reduction at the beginning. They thought it was okay for a man to be a little plump.

But Tan Yu's insistence was overwhelmed, so he finally had to agree.

But the two felt sorry for their grandson and son, so they came to visit every day.

Seeing Tan Yu getting thinner and thinner, although it hurts, she is still a little happy-well, no matter what, it is better to look thinner.

Although now because of malnutrition, his complexion is very ugly.However, after losing weight, the whole person became much clearer.

In the future, I will be completely thin, and if I take care of it, my natural complexion will be better again.

At that time, I'm afraid the whole person will be more energetic.It will look a lot better too.

Tan Yu was always pretty.

If it looks better... Tsk tsk, the two nympho elders think it's pretty good, so they follow her wishes.

Just like that, Tan Yu insisted on losing weight.

And her grandma and her mother would visit her once a day.

This morning, Mrs. Tan came.

Seeing Mrs. Tan, Tan Yu told about Xiao Ling.

It cannot be said that Xiao Ling is dissatisfied with Mrs. Tan's arrangement.

I can only stand on my own side, saying that I have been busy losing weight recently, and I haven't been with Xiao Ling well. I am afraid that she will be bored, so I should let Xiao Ling go out more to relax.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Tan couldn't understand, but she was still complacent: "Don't worry my son, Ling'er is not bored these few days, and I have my mother to accompany her."

As he said that, as if asking for credit, he listed all the things he had done with Xiao Ling these days.

At the same time, he raised his eyebrows at Tan Yu and blinked his eyes, meaning: Look, isn't your old lady thoughtful?Even your daughter-in-law's boredom has been resolved.

However, Tan Yu could only hear lasagna falling from his forehead.

What the hell?

Those daily arrangements...will make people more boring!

embroidered.

Research dishes.

flower arrangement.

Make incense.

Stewardship.

……

These things can suffocate people casually!

Even Tan Yu couldn't bear it, let alone Xiao Ling who was originally having fun in the military camp.

Tan Yu coughed lightly, feeling the need to remind her mother: "Mom, what I mean is that Xiao Ling is still young, that is, a new daughter-in-law who has just passed through the family. It is not appropriate to learn such things about the house first. She used to be in the military camp. , are all worrying about and contributing to the country's major affairs, and haven't played much. Now that I finally let go of everything and come to my house to live a happy life, why not let her let her go, have a good breath, and do what she wants to do?"

Pity her so hungry that she is dizzy, dizzy and angry, and she still has to ponder these half ancient and half modern phrases to persuade Mrs. Tan.

After hearing what Tan Yu said, Mrs. Tan seemed to have come to her senses: "That's right, Ling'er used to guard the border and never lived a girl's life. Don't worry, I understand what you mean. My mother will never do it again. What keeps her depressed will make her, like other girls, take a good breath and do what she wants to do."

Tan Yu listened, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with what he said.

Then nodded: "Then thank you, mother."

After saying that, he closed his eyes and took a rest.

Well, I really have no energy without eating.

Seeing that Tan Yu was going to rest, Mrs. Tan left.

Of course, he didn't forget to take Xiao Ling's hand out.

"Ling'er, Yu'er is right. You just got married and you are still a new wife. You don't have to learn how to run a family and house so early. Besides, you have been working on state affairs these years, and you don't look like others. Girls have played like that. Come, come, today I will find a sister to take you to play."

elder sister?

play with me?

The corner of Xiao Ling's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

She has a feeling of being forced to be a doll.

Mrs. Tan didn't realize that there was anything wrong, but continued to ponder: "Well, let your sisters come over, and some sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law, let them all come and play with you."

No matter how difficult it was, the corner of Xiao Ling's mouth almost twitched.

When all the young women in the Tan Mansion were called over and started to "play", the corners of Xiao Ling's mouth were already twitching so much that he didn't want to.

Because, what this group of people "play" is nothing but fluttering butterflies!

Butterfly!

flutter!

butterfly! !

Seeing the full bloom of spring, countless young female relatives fluttering around with small fans in the flowers, Xiao Ling just wanted to cover his eyes and run away.

It's not that this group of young women's eyes fluttered.

Rather, Xiao Ling thought that he would be very, very hot-eyed in fluttering butterflies!

Can you imagine a majestic general fluttering butterflies among the flowers?

Especially, think back to the way she used to pierce the heart of the enemy general on the battlefield with a pistol in her hand.

Well, it's not like she hasn't done things like blowing the enemy's head with a hammer.

After all, she is really proficient in eighteen kinds of weapons, and she has long been proficient in switching between different methods of defeating the enemy and weapons according to the characteristics of the enemy general.

A person who casually smashes people's heads, pierces people's hearts, and breaks people's necks...

Can you imagine her holding a small fan to catch butterflies?

Xiao Ling felt that not only the corners of his mouth were going to twitch, but his entire face was going to twitch.

She covered her face and rubbed it.

At this time, Mrs. Tan came over and smiled slightly: "Why, Ling'er, are you happy to watch them play? Do you want to join together?"

Xiao Ling's eyes were empty and lifeless: "Happy."

"Then hurry up and join in the fun!"

Mrs. Tan is happy to invite.

In fact, she really wanted to give Xiao Ling some motherly warmth.

Before, because Mrs. Tan favored Xiao Ling, she was a little jealous and somewhat resisted.

But since the other party saved her and completely recovered her physique, she got out of that knot.

Now that you have gotten out of the knot, you can look at the problem from a different angle.

She looks at Xiao Ling now, how she sees and likes it: she is both good-looking and capable, and she is still the Duke of the state, tsk tsk, to be able to marry such a daughter-in-law is simply a matter of virtue accumulated in her previous life!

Even, for the entire Tan family, being able to marry Xiao Ling is like fireworks on the ancestral grave!

At the same time, I feel a little more distressed towards Xiao Ling: This child is also a pitiful one. I heard that when they were defending the border, their family was wiped out by the enemy because of a mistake.Poor, I lost my parents and elders since I was a child, and no one loves me.Later, women disguised themselves as men and went to battle to kill the enemy, with swords and swords, how many trials and hardships have they experienced?

After all, she's just a girl.

Thinking that now that she has become his daughter-in-law and has no natal family, he, the only "mother" in name, should love her well.

Moreover, Mrs. Tan has another meaning in her heart: if she can get on well with Xiao Ling, then it means she is fine.Since she's fine, if she doesn't get along well with Mrs. Tan, it means it's Mrs. Tan's problem!snort.

In short, no matter what the purpose is, Mrs. Tan loves Xiao Ling very much now.

She was very concerned about Xiao Ling's emotions in all aspects.

At this time, seeing Xiao Ling saying that he was very happy to see the sisters and sisters-in-law fluttering butterflies, she quickly encouraged Xiao Ling to join.

This child is usually too lonely, so he should play with his sisters and sisters-in-law.Only in this way can we feel the warmth of family more.

Madam Tan thought so, and looked at Xiao Ling with eager eyes.

Xiao Ling was stunned by the eager eyes.

She is really not afraid of other people's hostile gazes, no one can beat her anyway.

Hostility or something, it doesn't matter, just shoot it over.

Therefore, when it comes to enemies, her thinking has always been concise and clear: if you don't accept it, hold on, or you will be shot to death.

However, she has nothing to do with this kind and earnest gaze.

In particular, this look belongs to Tan Yu's mother.

For a while, she didn't know what to do.

"Ling'er, go quickly."

Mrs. Tan was still amiably urging.

At the same time, the gentleness and kindness in his eyes became more obvious.

Xiao Ling was suffocated.

She didn't want to live up to this kindness.

But she really couldn't imagine herself holding a small fan to catch butterflies.

A big general, holding a small fan, wiggled and fluttered among the flowers, just to catch those butterflies... Isn't this purely sick!

Xiao Ling felt his teeth hurt.

She really can't do this.

"Ling'er, hurry up, look, there are many butterflies over there."

Mrs. Tan is still eager.

On the other side, the sisters and sisters-in-law and so on also waved there: "Sisters and brothers, come quickly, there are many butterflies here!"

Under such circumstances——

Xiao Ling took a deep breath, trying not to collapse his emotions too obviously, and still said calmly: "Do you want to catch these butterflies?"

"Yes."

The exhausted sisters wiped the sweat from their foreheads.

This butterfly is really hard to catch, and I haven't caught one until now.

"That's easy."

As Xiao Ling spoke, he picked up a handful of leaves.

The branches that were originally lush and lush were bald for her in an instant.

As soon as she raised her hand, countless leaves were shot in all directions.

Just when everyone was stunned, those leaves without exception hit the flying butterflies.

The butterflies that were flying all over the garden just now were all knocked down to the ground in an instant, and fell to the ground collectively like snowflakes.

"..."

Everyone was stunned.

dumb.

This, what is this situation?

Everyone first looked at each other in blank dismay, and then looked at Xiao Ling with difficulty.

Xiao Ling looked calm: "All of them have been shot down. They are not dead yet, you can pick the dead ones you want."

After all, he turned and left.

She turned around with a calm expression.

Just the speed of leaving - fast.

Nima, she doesn't want to stay in this embarrassing situation any longer!

And behind her, there are countless people looking at each other with difficult expressions.

Not dead?

Picking up the dead and alive?

So, don't they need to flutter the butterflies?

There is no butterfly to pounce on.

As for what she meant by that?So are the butterflies that landed dead or alive?Or half dead and half alive?

Anyway, these butterflies were all shot down, and they couldn't fly anymore.Otherwise, they won't let them pick it up.

Poor butterfly.

The butterfly that was still flying freely just now.

O sin.

This Xiao Ling is too ruthless!

It's too cruel.

Tan Yu, who finally woke up from a drowsy sleep in the room, almost rolled his eyes and lost his breath when he heard the rumor.

Her wife is too "capable".

That's really not an ordinary person.

Thinking back to the first time she met her dead son Jue Jue grandson, cough cough, ruthless, too ruthless.

"People don't talk too much ruthless" and so on, they are words specially prepared for General Xiao.

"Where is the young mistress now?"

Tan Yu held his breath and asked Mo'er.

Mo'er replied: "She's gone to practice martial arts in the backyard now. Madam Ye doesn't let anyone call her anymore."

When Mo'er said this, her expression was very exciting.

Tan Yu was speechless: "Laugh if you want to."

"Mo'er dare not."

Mo'er continued to suppress her laughter.

Tan Yu rolled her eyes, not sure if she was speechless or hungry.

She lay on the pillow again, looking at the white curtains, speechless: It seems that I should get up.

It's time to get up, if you don't get up again, something big will happen.

Firstly, I was afraid that everyone would isolate her because of Xiao Ling's character.

Second, come on, I'm also afraid that Xiao Ling will accidentally kill some people in the backyard by mistake.

Ugh.

I'm so heartbroken.

Fortunately, Mrs. Tan probably didn't dare to ask Xiao Ling to teach East and West anymore.

Otherwise... Thinking of the last time Mrs. Tan was blown away by Xiao Ling's internal force, Tan Yu was terrified.

Well, she has to get up quickly and kill all these accidents in the bud.

Just do it.

Tan Yu immediately beckoned, and the follow-up doctor who had been waiting on the side for a long time stepped forward: "What's your order, my lord?"

Tan Yu sighed, weakly: "I think my weight loss is about the same, you make arrangements, let me go back to eating."

As a modern person, she still has basic health knowledge.

From the perspective of safety and health, excessive dieting is actually completely undesirable, dangerous, and even life-threatening.

As for refeeding, it is also necessary to follow the scientific method step by step, otherwise it will endanger health, and it is even unclear what sequelae will end up in the end.

Frankly speaking, if it wasn't for Xiao Ling, if there wasn't a follow-up doctor on call 24 hours a day, if it wasn't for betting that nothing would happen to her as the heroine of Destiny Time Traveling, she wouldn't dare to try at all, okay?

At least in modern times, she would never lose weight so extremely, otherwise she might not even know how she died.

But now, the situation is different.

But even so, you have to fully trust the doctor.

Tan Yu asked the doctor to arrange it.

The doctor also breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Tan Yu was going back to eating.

He also knows the dangers of such a high-intensity diet, and he is especially afraid that the other party will die suddenly, and he will be finished if that happens.

Now that he heard that the other party was finally about to resume eating, he finally let go of his heart.

Without delay, I immediately wrote the prescription and arrangement to Tan Yu, and started her resumption of eating.

That afternoon, someone brought a bowl of rice soup.

It was rice soup that was one-third thinner than porridge.

Tan Yu guessed that it might be the rice soup skimmed from the top layer of gruel.

I have heard that this thing is the most nourishing stomach.

Of course, this is just her guess, and it may not be accurate.

Anyway, Tan Yu didn't bother to ask.

She has always believed that professional people do professional things, and everyone should only choose one major to work hard for.In this way, the social division of labor will highlight its advantages.

Therefore, she can rest assured to leave things like seeing a doctor and taking medicine to the doctor.

As for what to let her eat, she was not entangled.

Anyway, she is professional, and it is for her own good.

Just like that, he drank a bowl of rice soup and fell into a deep sleep.

When she woke up again, she already felt some strength.

After I went to wash and settle my personal affairs, I drank another bowl of rice soup.

Immediately, the whole person felt revived.

Not only strength, but also comfort.

At night, when Xiao Ling came back, Tan Yu's mental state had improved a lot.

So, he dragged Xiao Ling to discuss: "Honey, tell me, how about I stop losing weight now?"

Xiao Ling was taken aback by this three-character nickname.

But she didn't refute either.Just glanced at Tan Yu.

Tan Yu was silently happy.

During this period of time, she and Xiao Ling got along day and night, and gradually became a lot closer.

Therefore, blurting out, there is the title "dear".

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ling did not refute.

No objection, just acquiesce.

Hey.

"What are you happy about?"

Xiao Ling was a little strange.

"Uh, no, no."

Tan Yu quickly regained his composure.

"Then what, I mean, I've lost weight now, can I go back to eating?"

Although she has resumed eating, she still hopes to get Xiao Ling's consent for this matter.

Xiao Ling looked at her.

He pinched her chin again and looked at her left and right cheeks.

Including the neck part.

Finally, he glanced up and down at Tan Yu's figure.

I came to a conclusion: "It's about the same. Except for the breasts that are a little plump, everything else is pretty good. Okay, let's go back to eating."

Tan Yu was speechless.

Are the breasts still a little plump?

Cough, big sister, this is not plump, okay?

It's femininity!Femininity!

Of course Tan Yu didn't dare to tell the truth at this time, so he could only hold back his excuse.

He smiled and talked about other things: "Then, can I practice martial arts?"

Practice martial arts.

Ancient martial arts.

She has been longing for ah!

However, Xiao Ling still replied: "There is no rush, train your body well first."

"What do you mean?"

Tan Yu stared eagerly.

"That is to say, let's practice the bones first, and then talk about martial arts."

Xiao Ling looked serious.

"Thick accumulation, thin hair. Only when the foundation is laid, can we really achieve success later."

Tan Yu thought about it, and it made sense.

Probably, this is like building a building. If you want to build a high-rise building, you must first lay the foundation.

So, he nodded: "Okay, I will listen to you."

At the same time, I did not forget to keep my face shy: "Well, you will train me yourself, right?"

Xiao Ling looked at her and smiled: "Of course."

Afterwards, Xiao Ling really trained Tan Yu himself.

However, Tan Yu later regretted this suggestion so much that his guts turned green!

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The author has something to say:

Everyone, go out less and wash your hands frequently.Wear a mask when going out.

Well, when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming and the mountains and rivers are safe, let's go to catch the butterflies together.