My wife is so vicious

What's the weirdest reason for a breakup you've ever heard?

The phone exploded.

The computer exploded.

People got caught.

Hit the jackpot.

Parents confessed that the family had huge sums of money.

……

Tan Yu almost burst out laughing when he saw the various reasons summed up by others: These authors are too ridiculous.

Who knows, one day, she will break off with even more ridiculous reasons:

[Well, I'm going to go through it, and break it first. 】

God knows, this reason is not made up, it is true!

She really crossed over.

Dressed as a family member in ancient times.

Ah no, family daughter.

Yes, she was forcibly "disguised as a man" by her father.

Regarding her "dressing up as a man", there is a very deep (dog) love (blood) story behind it:

Her father, Mr. Tan, and her mother, Mrs. Tan, are childhood sweethearts, and their relationship is extremely deep.Even though Mrs. Tan suffered from insufficiency and poor health since she was a child, Mr. Tan was under pressure to marry her into the family.

But Mrs. Tan was too weak to have children for many years.Old Mrs. Tan couldn't sit still anymore, she hugged Bai Ling and cried and made a fuss, she insisted on taking concubines, otherwise she would hang the beams and commit suicide, Master Tan had no choice but to accept a few concubines as promised.

Originally, Mr. Tan only wanted to accept a few aunts as a show, but after a few years without seeing the aunts being happy, Mrs. Tan hugged Bai Ling again and cried, insisting that he give birth to a son to inherit the incense, otherwise he would still die. beams.

Master Tan was still helpless, so he had to comply again.

As a result, the aunts were like laying eggs one after another, "噗", "噗", "噗" several times in a row.

Among them, there are men and women.

Now Mrs. Tan finally stopped making trouble, and went to the side with a smile to play with her grandchildren.

However, Mrs. Tan couldn't fall asleep.

Seeing that others have sons by their side, but I am alone.It's good that the master is here now, if the master is not here, my life will be miserable.

Thinking of the miserable second half of her life, she would not be able to sleep or eat. Not only was she getting thinner and weaker, but she also had a bold idea, that is, to get pregnant on her own initiative.

Now Mr. Tan was so frightened that he held her like a sweetheart. He didn't even ask about the official business outside, and just guarded her carefully, lest something might go wrong.

You must know that Mrs. Tan's health is extremely poor, and giving birth to a child is extremely risky.Now that she was conceived after thinking about hurting her body, I'm afraid it would be a near-death.

Unexpectedly, even though they were close to death, both the mother and daughter survived.

Master Tan, who was already drenched in fear, wanted to die immediately when he saw the birth of a daughter.

He didn't want a son, but he was afraid that his wife would risk fighting for his son again.

This kind of desperate thing, if you get lucky once, you can't do it a second time.

So, when I turned my mind, I made a decisive decision: announce to everyone that this is a son.

And bribed the midwife and other people to keep the secret tightly.

In order to prevent leaks, I even asked a fortune-teller to come over, saying that the child's life is too dark and needs to be cultivated with masculinity, so he should not be allowed to touch his close relatives, not only his grandmother, mother, Blood relatives like sisters have to wait until after the weak crown to start a family.

Usually, he can only be taught by his father himself.

It's okay for boys to be taught by their fathers themselves.

Marriage after the weak crown, although later, is not a big deal.

The whole family can accept it.

It can be broken anyway, and the disaster will be turned into auspiciousness, so there is nothing to worry about.

So, Mrs. Tan and Mrs. Tan happily accepted the arrangement.

Yes, Mrs. Tan was extremely happy.

Because Tan Yu is a serious grandson!

She is a very traditional person, otherwise she would not have made a fuss about asking her son to take a concubine and have a grandson.

Now that she has a real grandson, she doesn't care much about the miscellaneous goods born by her aunts.

Since then, she has received all the love and affection from everywhere, and poured it all on Tan Yu.

Needless to say, Mrs. Tan felt so much pain for her only son.

In fact, Master Tan loves her just as much.

He didn't have the obsession to carry on the family line, otherwise he wouldn't have married his wife knowing that he was weak and difficult to conceive.

In his opinion, his wife is the most important thing.

Now that I have this only child with my wife, it naturally hurts like a jewel.

What's more, he had an idea in his mind: his wife is very weak, and she might go away someday, and his mother is old and always has to go ahead, why not give them as much affection as possible while they are still alive , so that they can be happy every day?

So, let them go to love Tan Yu and enjoy the family relationship.

It was precisely because of this thought that he dared to tell such a big lie.

He thought that he would announce the truth on the day they all went, and deal with Tan Yu's gender as appropriate.

Unexpectedly, after having a son named Tan Yu, Mrs. Tan suddenly had hope for life.

In the past, I always felt that my health was poor, I couldn’t do everything, and my life was boring.

Now that she can suddenly have her own son, not only will she be able to rely on her for life, but it will also make her deeply feel that she can change the fate of the world.

All of a sudden, he became more alive and energetic.

Day after day, with vigor and vitality changing, she gradually became healthy like a dead tree reappearing in spring!

The same is true for Mrs. Tan. After having a grandson, she has fulfilled her wish and lived a very contented life.

As a result, I lived a happy life of carefree health, and my spirit became better day by day.

This time, Master Tan was embarrassed.

Ah bah, his wife and mother live a long and healthy life, he should be happy!

However, it always feels weird...

cough cough.

No matter how he feels, the day goes on.

Mrs. Tan and Mrs. Tan's bodies are getting stronger day by day, which is naturally a happy event.

It's just that "Tan Yu" was short-lived, and actually fell asleep after a heart attack in the middle of the night.

When he woke up again, it was already Tan Yu who had traveled through time.

Tan Yu is a full-time network writer.

She was originally an orphan. When she was in college, she accidentally posted articles on the Internet and found out that she could actually make money, so she kept this habit.Even after graduating from university and working, I still take writing as a part-time job.

The past few years have been neither good nor bad.The monthly income can almost just cover the monthly expenses, and there is no lover.

She is not so repulsed by such things as time travel.

Anyway, living in any world is living, as long as you live well, it doesn't matter whether you go back or not.

Therefore, when the system told her that she had to complete the corresponding tasks before leaving this world, she was not very interested.

She didn't even bother to care about the specific tasks to be completed.

And the system told her that she can use her consciousness to write texts in the portable space, and use this to make money to buy modern objects. As the gold finger for this time travel, she is also lazy.

What is there to pay attention to?

Anyway, in this life, I'm going to be a son of a family. I can't eat, use up, and wear it all. I just have to enjoy it.What task to complete?What cheats do you need?

cut.

With such an attitude, Tan Yu put a note asking for leave under his profile the first time he traveled over:

[Well, I'm going to go through it, and break it first. 】

It is said to "stop the update first", but only God knows when the update will be resumed.

Baa, there is no shortage of money, who wants to scratch his head every day to update the article?

She wants to enjoy life!

Well, it's decided: In this life, I will be a second-generation patriarch who purely eats, drinks and has fun!

The system was stunned.

It has been working on the system for so many years, and this is the first time it has encountered such a traverser.

"Uh, you, you don't intend to find a way to complete the task?"

"not going to."

Tan Yu yawned and lay down comfortably on the bed.

Well, it's so easy, so comfortable.

It feels so good to be the second-generation patriarch's dandy!

She was an orphan in her previous life, and she was under a lot of pressure just to survive.

For so many years, in order to earn money and a sense of security in the future, she has never stopped.For example, when writing essays, she also tries her best outside of work.Even often pay a million dollars or something.

Now that she finally doesn't have to worry about anything, she is not in a hurry to go back.

When she said it, after she made up her mind, she really didn't care about the task at all, and didn't use the portable space to update the text. She just enjoyed life in this Tan Mansion.

Gong, Hou, Bo, Zi, male.

This Tan family was sealed as a marquis.

That is indescribably rich and prominent!

Tan Yu, as the existence of thousands of pets in the Tan family, naturally lives an extremely nourishing life.

Not to mention food and clothing, all of them are of the highest quality.

Even if it is for fun, it should be complete.

Over the past few years, Tan Yu has been eating delicacies from mountains and seas and wearing silk silk every day, being beaten on his legs, eating various fruits fed by the maids, and watching all kinds of beauties playing and singing on the stage, it is really pleasant Like a fairy!

There's just one downside - she's getting fat.

Looking at herself in the mirror, she was still quite embarrassed.

That double chin.

That chubby cheek.

Especially... that xiong that can't be hidden.

cough!

Tan Yu didn't care about double chins and fleshy cheeks.Anyway, she never thought of finding a lover in her life.

She was originally a mother-fetal single dog, and she has been used to it for so many years.

Moreover, she actually likes girls.

This is not recognized in modern times, let alone in ancient times.

Therefore, the mother-fetal single little Ji cub did not intend to expect anything extravagantly in ancient times.

Get fatter.

But there are some places that must be hidden!

sweat.

Therefore, plumpness is absolutely undesirable for women who disguise themselves as men.

Needless to say, I have to think about it, at least I can't continue to gain weight.

With this in mind, Tan Yu began to take the servants out for shopping.

That is the so-called market shopping.

This is the capital city, although it is not as crowded and busy as the modern streets, it is still noisy and lively.

Windmill sellers, sugar sellers, rouge gouache sellers, performers...all kinds of sellers, everything you expect to find.

Of course, there are also girls who sell girls.

cough.

After shopping around a few times, Tan Yu became more and more courageous, and began to switch from the stall selling windmills to the building selling girls.

Baa, brothel.

Tan Yu was shocked.

This is the existence in the legend.

After straightening his collar, he was about to take the servant in with a step.

But I saw a group of people dressed as sergeants rushing over, pushing and shouting.

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The new Lily novel "The Heroine Don't Hit Me (Quick Transmigration)" has been pre-ordered, and it will open on July 7. Welcome everyone to collect it quickly.Let Lianxin accompany you through a happy summer~