Don't dare to break with the king [Han Wu Kuai Chuan]

As soon as Wei Qing returned to the Marquis of Pingyang, he was pulled over by Wei Junru who was guarding the door: "You are finally back, something serious has happened."

"What's the big deal?" Wei Qing asked strangely, he remembered that nothing happened at this point in time.

"A distinguished guest has come to the Hou's mansion. The princess is ordering everyone to wait for orders in the mansion. Are you going to be scolded for running out at this time? Fortunately, you came back in time." Wei Junru patted his chest as if frightened, "Hurry up Go to the riding slave and wait, you just got this job, you can't make mistakes at this critical moment."

"Thank you for reminding me, big sister, but I don't know the identity of this distinguished guest?" Wei Qing had an ominous premonition in his heart. How many distinguished guests can there be in the court and the public who can make Princess Pingyang prepare in such a hurry?

Wei Junru usually waits in front of the princess, so she has better information than others. She leaned into Wei Qing's ear and whispered, "I heard it's the one from Weiyang Palace..."

Didn't Liu Che come to the Marquis of Pingyang to see Wei Zifu in the spring of the second year of Jianyuan?What did he do a year early?Thinking of this, Wei Qing hurriedly asked, "Where is Third Sister now?"

Wei Junru wondered: "What do you ask her to do? She is the singer of the Princess Mansion, so naturally she is rehearsing the repertoire to be performed in the backyard with those singing and dancing troupes."

This is really a narrow road to Yuanjia, Wei Qing couldn't stand any longer, he said to his eldest sister: "I'll go back as soon as I go." Turning around, he ran towards the street like the wind.

"Hey, young brother, where are you going?" Wei Junru had no choice but to call behind him helplessly, "Don't be naughty at this time, come back earlier."

Wei Qing rushed to the nearest pharmacy to Pingyang Houfu, and shouted at the clerk, "Prescribe me a laxative."

The clerk saw that he was serious about prescribing medicine at a young age, and that the medicine should not be taken indiscriminately, so he joked, "Are you taking it yourself? You can't prescribe this casually. Call your parents over."

"It's not for me. My family uses it. I'm in a hurry." Wei Qing glared at him, "Hurry up and prescribe it for me."

After all, he had been a general for many years. Although he is still a young man who has not grown up in stature, he still has a bit of arrogance. The clerk felt that his legs and feet were weak for no reason, and hurriedly shut up and called him medicine.

Wei Qing took the medicine bag, hid it in his sleeve, and hurried back to the Hou Mansion. After inquiring, Wei Zifu and the others were indeed still in the backyard.He sneaked back to the room quietly, decocted the laxatives, put them in clay pots, and carried them to the backyard.

He also didn't intend to mention it when he listened to Princess Pingyang's chat later. When the princess was training a group of singers, when they met distinguished guests who came to the Hou's mansion, they would fry the singer's traditional Chinese medicine soup that would open up the throat and moisten the throat, because the taste is also It was bitter, so Wei Qing secretly emptied Wei Zifu's pot and replaced it with the laxative prepared in advance, Wei Zifu didn't realize it.

Wei Qing hid behind the screen and watched Wei Zifu drink the pot of laxatives, and said silently in his heart, I'm sorry, third sister, this is also your entrustment to my younger brother and me in the future, in order to fulfill your wish, I have to take some very serious measures. means.

Sure enough, within half an hour, Wei Qing saw Wei Zifu running back crying.

"Third Sister, what's the matter with you?" Wei Qing rushed to meet her and asked.

Wei Zifu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve, and said, "I don't know what to eat at noon. My stomach is ruined. Now I can't participate in the evening performance at all."

Isn't that just right?Wei Qing said in his heart, but he didn't show it on the surface, he just comforted him: "If my sister is not feeling well, just lie down and rest. There are so many singers in the house, can you be the only one missing?"

Wei Zifu shook his head: "The princess asked us to rehearse this song for a long time, and it was mainly sung by me. If I don't go now, the princess will definitely be angry."

Wei Qing hadn't considered this level before. Although Princess Pingyang had never been angry with him in his previous life, he knew what it was like when the princess was angry.It was also because he had never paid attention to these singing and dancing things before, and he didn't even know that Wei Zifu's performance on the Shangsi Festival was specially rehearsed by the princess.

"Then how about Third Sister looking for someone to replace her?" Wei Qing suggested.

Wei Zifu thought for a while: "This is a good idea. The distance under the light is relatively far away, and the princess can't tell that she has changed. I just want to find someone who is more similar to me, but the eldest sister can't move away from the princess. Two Elder sister is born with tone deafness and can't sing..." As he spoke, Wei Zifu's dim eyes of tears fell on Wei Qing.

"Uh, I can sing..." And although he and Wei Zifu are half-siblings, but because they both follow their mother's appearance, they are the ones with the most similar eyebrows and eyes among the siblings.

The scene of Wei Zifu crying in front of him gradually coincided with the second year of Zhenghe, and Wei Qing's heart suddenly softened. Forget about going through fire and water for the only plea after the death of the third sister, so what, isn't it just to dress up as a woman?

Wei Qing rolled up his sleeves, and said to Wei Zifu proudly, "Sister, change clothes with me, and I'll go for you."

Wei Zifu was wearing a fluffy white gauze dress. After Wei Qing put it on, because he remembered the rumor in the palace that Liu Che first fell in love with Wei Zifu because of his long black and smooth hair, so please cover it just in case. Wei Zifu in the stomach insisted on combing all his hair up, and combed two symmetrical hairpins according to Chen Hou's previous appearance. This is called doing the opposite, and resolutely put an end to the factors that arouse Liu Che's interest.

However, Wei Qing is still young now, only 12 years old, when male and female are indistinguishable, this symmetrical bun on the top of the head adds a sense of immaturity and cuteness, after applying a little powder to cover up the edges and corners of the handsome features on the face, She looked like a little beauty.

"Brother, if you go out now and say it's me, no one will believe you." Wei Zifu smiled haggardly, and then told him the precautions.

"I see, you can stay in bed and rest." After speaking, Wei Qing pushed open the door with a generous face and walked away.

When the wind blew the bead strings hanging down from the bun to make a crisp sound, Wei Qing still cautiously imitated the woman's walking steps, and began to take small steps.

When he felt the amazed or frivolous gazes from others along the way, he really understood the situation of his sisters in the Hou Mansion. It is really out of date... At the same time, he really wanted to sing a song to himself Yi Shuihan, for the happiness of Third Sister, he really gave up his face in two lifetimes.

As soon as he arrived in the backyard, he was held by a pair of soft little hands. Wei Qing thought for a long time before he remembered that it was a young lady named Hong He who had a good time with Wei Zifu in the Hou's mansion.

"Where did you go?" Hong He asked, "Princess asked us to go to the kitchen to have something to eat. We are going to perform at the water pavilion tonight, so go there early and wait."

"Okay." Wei Qing nodded and followed her.

These singers ate very little evening food, only a bowl of porridge mixed with sunflowers. Wei Qing was at a growing age and didn't care about being full at all, so when he was waiting outside the waterside pavilion, he could smell the porridge coming from the banquet. The aroma of various grilled meats made me feel even hungrier.

After he came back from rebirth, he hadn't even eaten a single meal of meat. It has been more than fifteen years since he only smelled meat and never imported it. This is undoubtedly very cruel for a foodie.

So when he followed the team into the water stage, knelt on the floor, and saw the familiar figure of the young emperor sitting in the middle through a layer of tulle, he couldn't help scolding him several times in his heart.

Can't you wait for the Shangsi Festival in the second year of Jianyuan to come again?Wei Qing thought bitterly, so he would have time to make a proper arrangement for Wei Zifu to avoid Liu Che, instead of coming instead of his sister himself.

At this time, the young and handsome Liu Che, who was only 17 years old, was lazily leaning on the couch, drinking wine and listening to the singing from the water.I don't know if it was an illusion, but he actually felt that the always tender "Shangxie" was sung like a golden horse and an iron horse-in fact, Wei Qing was slandering the emperor while singing.

Princess Pingyang saw that her younger brother was happy to hear it. After a few songs, when the wine was half drunk, she clapped her hands and invited a group of beautiful and good family members who had collected in advance.

The singers who were with Wei Qing raised their heads curiously to look at these fashionable and beautiful girls, only Wei Qing didn't look sideways.

Hong He poked her elbow curiously: "There are so many beauties, why don't you take a look?"

Wei Qing shook his head and said, "There's nothing to look at." He had seen many beauties in his previous life, and these were nothing, since the young Liu Che didn't like any of them anyway.

Hong He glanced at Wei Qing's face, and suddenly blushed and said, "That's right, you look better than all of them."

Wei Qing was a little embarrassed by her praise, but Liu Che's voice soon rang out, and he pretended to be angry and said, "Is there only a woman with this appearance in my sister's house?"

"If my brother doesn't like it, my sister will find some more beautiful ones next time." The siblings seem to be discussing that today's dishes do not suit their tastes, and they will change to a different flavor next time, so naturally and casually.

Wei Qing had never seen Wei Zifu and Liu Che meet for the first time in his previous life, so it should be about the same as today. He silently slandered the two disciples of the Liu family, but he heard Liu Che say, "Your sister, don't bother. , I heard that the singer in the house sang very well, why don't you take off that layer of veil and let me see the color of the beauties behind."

Princess Pingyang also left behind, after all, because she understood her younger brother's preferences. If Liu Che didn't like the good family she prepared, then the next dancer and singer had also carefully selected their looks, and they also had talents that Liu Che liked. Whether they can be fancy depends on the fortune of these women themselves.

The veil was slowly closed. Wei Qing remembered that what he had to do was to prevent Wei Zifu from attracting Liu Che's attention. Reduce the sense of presence in front of Liu Che.

"Sister, it's her." Liu Che's voice came from far to near, Wei Qing didn't dare to raise his head, he was guessing in his heart which unlucky guy Liu Che had taken a fancy to, but felt an inexplicable strong force coming from his left arm , Then his whole body was pulled up from the ground.

As soon as he raised his head, he saw Princess Pingyang sending him an ambiguous smile: "What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and wait for His Majesty to change clothes."

The author has something to say:

Liu Che: I fell in love with you at first sight, let's go to the little black room and have a good chat about life and philosophy

Pingyang: Congratulations, you are the champion of the first Liu Che Cup beauty pageant. As long as you accept the unspoken rules, a bright career prospect is waiting for you in the future

Wei Qing: Who am I?where am I?What the hell happened?

Thanks to Chipmunk Daxian for throwing a grenade, 1, Grass Coral, and Ticao Fangfeng for throwing a mine, Ticao Fangfeng, Chipmunk Daxian, Xiao Jian, leaf irrigation nutrient solution