Everything is good except for the acting

"That dead bald head is, indeed, an elm head, no, a stone head, no, a brick, hollow!"

Zhou Zhi was unprecedented in making Fang Jiang so angry that he staggered and cursed at others. I don't know if there will be anyone behind, but she is the first one anyway.I have known Fang Jiang for 12 years, and the first time I saw her, I was so angry that I wanted to smash someone's head with my mobile phone to see if it was shit, brains or broken cotton wool.

Meng Shizhen scolded Zhou Zhi for his lack of appreciation on the face, but there were ten thousand little hands applauding in his heart.

Good rejection, wonderful rejection, croaking rejection!

If Zhou Zhi didn't refuse, she would have to worry about it, and then she would be the one crying.It's really rare for Fang Jiang to lose her nerve, and what's even more rare is that there is someone who can stop her when she loses her nerve.

Grace and reinvention.

Things like drama are time-consuming and labor-intensive.Not counting the upfront time cost and other costs, let’s take the box office as an example. With Fang Jiang’s level, the small theater in the Shanghai Drama Center is amazing. One venue is full of 300 people, 150 yuan per ticket, and [-] tickets are only [-]. five.Unless Fang Jiang sings a one-man show, there are only venue fees, labor fees, management fees, and costume and prop fees. Otherwise, there are other actors' expenses, and rehearsal expenses are not included.

How many times can Fang Jiang play?Ten games, twenty games, fifty games, one hundred games?Don't do other things throughout the year, just perform?A studio has to drink northwest wind.Even if he performed a hundred shows, he would definitely not earn as much as one variety show.

There is something wrong with my brain.

"There's something wrong with my brain!" Fang Jiang didn't want to conquer her with charm now. "You know what she told me? I kindly asked her if she wanted to be a screenwriter, but she actually told me to stop playing. What did I play? What did I play! I played with her. What fun does she have. A bare head can Cut it off and play it as a ball? If possible, I don’t play football. Can’t be a little confident in being a human being. Why doesn’t she believe me when I say I admire her? She doesn’t believe her if she thinks she is good. She has to make a cold pit and look at her cold ass to be happy. It seems that she is very tasteful and cultured, is she high-spirited? Thirteen o'clock! She also told me to act in a play with brain damage, don't think that if there are some or none, I will lose money, and the agent will be unhappy! Fuck her It is my money to lose money. Sister Shizhen, will you be unhappy?"

No, I'm overjoyed.So understanding.Meng Shizhen wanted to place an order immediately to get a pennant for Zhou Zhi.Of course, she won't admit it. "In general, I support your decision. It's just a small theater, how much can you lose? It doesn't matter if you lose money, as long as you are happy."

After all, it is not optimistic.

Fang Jiang scolded Zhou Zhi for a quarter of an hour on the phone, and three quarters of an hour after hanging up the phone. This was when Meng Shizhen didn't come.From the moment Meng Shizhen entered the door until now, she had only heard her scolding Zhou Zhi for half an hour.

Song Yuan listened to the whole process, from "Da Da, why are you so stupid" to "Da Da, you are so pitiful", at this moment she crouched in a corner and pretended to be deaf.She really wanted to send a message to Zhou Zhi, asking her if she had sneezed.

"Little round!"

Song Yuan shuddered at being called out suddenly. "arrive."

"What's so great, I won't look at her anymore. You recommend me something else." Fang Jiang couldn't accept the refusal again and again.

"What else?"

"Lily's novel, Lily's co-author. It's not like a bald man writes Lily alone in the world."

The boss spoke, but the other boss didn't object, Song Yuan immediately complied, put the original intention behind, and led the big star to the crooked road of Lily's novel without looking back.

On the other side, the bald head hugged the dog.

"Come on, do you think that good intentions have not been rewarded these days. I told her kindly that the drama was a waste of time and didn't make money, so I was scolded and attacked me personally."

Bar Kai flicked his tail lazily.

"This time I didn't ridicule her and told her to use the money to buy a prize. I was thinking about it for her. Why didn't she think about it? Who would disagree with this matter in someone else's hands. How difficult it is to refuse this temptation. You made it, my heart is bleeding. Break it, break it, don’t you think so?”

Gang opened his paw and slapped Zhou Zhi on the face.

Grabbing the dog's paw and taking a bite, Zhou Zhi sighed. "Okay, my heart is bleeding is a bit exaggerated. I think it's one of the reasons why she can't act well. In fact, what right do I have to despise others? I'm still nothing, and I can't even climb the monthly list. Hey, let's go, The big star said that she thinks my writing is quite interesting, do you believe it? She will read my novel? She is so free? I can't figure it out, why me? It doesn't make sense. This kind of pie in the sky, Do you believe it? I haven’t even won a ten-yuan welfare lottery. But don’t worry, for your rations, I will write well and strive to become a popular author. When I become popular, I will open a Taobao store I think about it, we sell socks and girl underwear, you are the brand image. I am still hesitating about the name of the brand, it can be called 'Now', Chinese '那', or 'NoNo'. The trademark is a big leather plaster , even the Slogan is ready-made: I don’t have one, but it’s okay. Open up, open up, do you think it’s okay?”

Bang Kai was so annoyed by her that he jumped from the sofa to the ground and lay down with his back to her.

"Smelly dog." Zhou Zhi scolded it, "Ignore me, be careful I'll beat you."

Bang Kai wagged his tail, he had already seen through her sternness.

Take a picture of the dog's back and send it to Moments.

——Authentic dog ignores, dog ignores, woo woo woo.

In the evening, Fang Jiang brushed Zhou Zhi's "Dog Ignore", and praised the dog for a good job in his heart.She won't really like it, lest the stinky bald head feel too good about herself and think that she follows her, hum.

"Xiaoyuan, find out what canned snacks border collies like to eat tomorrow, and buy a box. It's good." The big star called the assistant 24 hours a day.

Song Yuan replied in seconds: As ordered.

After a while, send a message asking: where to send?

Where to send it?Fang Jiang was in trouble, so he couldn't send it directly to Zhou Zhi as before.She was still angry, and already planned to break up with her, didn't this post turn into a gesture of friendship again?Why don't dogs have their own address and name? To give something to a dog, you need to go through the dog owner.It's too annoying.

"Can SF express deliver directly to dogs?"

Song Yuan: It's quite heavy. Bianmu is a medium-sized dog, so I guess it can't be carried.

Fang Jiang thought again and again: Forget it, for the sake of the dog, you send it directly to that annoying ghost, and remember to mark it as Gangkai.

Song Yuan received the message and was still wondering who the annoying ghost was, but saw Fang Jiang withdraw the message.

After a while, a message came:

—Forget it, no more.

A cosmos flower exploded in Song Yuan's head in an instant. The dialogue, the plot, and the characters are placed in Lily's novel.

"Awkward Movie Queen and Tsundere Author"

"Love Her, Love Her Dog"

"Enemies should be "knotted", not resolved"

"My Wife After Actress, I Love The Author"

Netizens love CP, especially celebrity CP. As one of the goddesses of Jiquan, Fang Jiang has a lot of CPs for women, from domestic to foreign countries, traveling across oceans, everywhere, and there are also specially made clips .

But Song Yuan never thought that there would be a pairing like the plot of a novel, the beloved Da Da and the goddess boss.

Rolling on the bed three times, Song Yuan calmed down.Fiction is fiction, reality is reality, Fang Jiang has always disliked gossip, and is indifferent to fan editing, and now he and Da Da are in the same boat.Not to mention whether it is possible for her to like a woman, just getting her to like someone is already more difficult than reaching heaven.Managers worry about three major things for their artists on a daily basis: taking drugs, fighting and falling in love.Boss Meng often gave advice to other artists, but Fang Jiang never saw her mention it.

Song Yuan once asked Meng Shizhen before joining the job, as an assistant to the celebrity, if she found out that the celebrity concealed her relationship, would she need to report it directly to Meng Shizhen.Meng Shizhen laughed for a long time, saying that there is no need to worry about Fang Jiang, she is an insulator.

After getting along with Fang Jiang for five years, Song Yuan finally understood what an insulator is—unless it was necessary for work, she would not eat or go shopping with others, and would go home and nestle when she was not working, a standard home girl.In the face of suitors, expressly reject all of them, implying that they should not understand, men, women, young and old, handsome, strong, beautiful, rich, all do not conduct electricity.

There was Xiao Kai who swore that Fang Jiang liked women, but she didn't see her pretending to be false when a woman showed her affection.

When asked about his ideal partner on the show, Fang Jiangqing replied: "Follow the fate, you will know when the fate comes, and fate will always give people unexpected answers."

Maybe their place is a blind spot for fate, handsome men and beautiful women are seen every day, but the flowers are only buds but not blooming.

Song Yuan also gossips in private.Fang Jiang said: "Love me, and I love him too."

For a moment, she didn't know which was more difficult to love or to be loved.

Meng Shizhen has a conclusion that falling in love is the most difficult.

After yelling at Zhou Zhi, Fang Jiang returned to his original cuteness for several days.Decent in front of others, sleepy in back, she no longer said she was looking for excitement, nor did she think about the unfinished achievement of stealing things, and went home to rest immediately after work.I used to talk about bald heads, but now I don't mention bald heads, not even dogs.Song Yuan suddenly missed her nervous laugh, at least she had a brief moment of happiness at that time.She also mourns for Zhou Zhimo, the two standard characters have not had time to spark a spark, and they have become yesterday's flowers.

Zhou Zhi may not know until now that she was so close to the patron's father.

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