How to be patient with annoying protagonists

Xu Li was like a 'crying out of famous paintings' in her heart: ah ah ah!I was discovered, what should I do?

Although his heart was broken, of course Xu Li wouldn't show it on the surface.

Being a high-cold senior sister for a long time made Xu Li's complexion fluctuate to an extremely low level.

"Ah? Is that so? I just think this kind of trousers will be easier and easier to exercise." Xu Li tried her best to put on an expression of "I'm the most innocent, I don't know what's going on" towards Agni Silk said so.

Agnes didn't doubt Xu Li's words too much, after all, Xu Li looked like an honest and good person.

So, Agnes just said: "Your taste is too bad!"

Xu Li: You make it sound like your taste is so high. You look handsome and unrestrained when you grow up, but you actually like to wear pink tutu skirts?

Agnes thought for a while: "No, I still have to buy some clothes for you. Your clothes are too ugly!"

Xu Li smiled, but the veins on his face were twitching: It's as if you paid for it!

Agnes said directly to the shop owner, "Take us to the women's clothing section."

The shopkeeper glanced at Xu Li hesitantly.

Xu Li winked at the shopkeeper vigorously, signaling him not to listen to Agnes.

However, the owner still firmly took Xu Li and Agnes to the women's clothing area.

Xu Li: Indifference.jpg

Agnes quickly helped Xu Li choose some skirts and trousers for girls.

Xu Li compared the clothes with her body, and found that these clothes were quite suitable for her.

Xu Li was puzzled: Why did Agnes pick other people's clothes with good taste, but her own taste became like that? !

According to her dressing habits, Xu Li picked out two trousers and a skirt from the clothes picked out by Agnes.

"Okay, it's my turn!" After Agnes picked out Xu Li's clothes, she began to pick out her own.

As a result, without thinking, Agnes ran to a pile of light pink, full of various lace areas.

"Well, Agnes..."

Agnes turned her head to respond to Xu Li, "Huh?"

"Don't you think that you are not very suitable for these skirts?" Xu Li tried to lead Agnes into the right path.

Agnes just sneered, "As far as your taste is concerned, it's better not to talk. Look at the clothes and go to the men's clothing area."

Xu Li gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and said, "But you're a boy, don't you wear men's clothes, why don't you still wear women's clothes?"

Agnes kicked Xu Li's calf, "I'm a girl!"

Xu Li's surprised face: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?No, that doesn't seem to be the case.

"Why do you think I'm a man?" Agnes questioned, "I've already undressed in front of you."

The shopkeeper who eats melons: It seems a little exciting.

Xu Li is suffering and can't say: This is not afraid of hurting your little man's dignity, no, now it is the little man's dignity.

Xu Li accepted the fact that Agnes is actually a lovely (?) girl with a feeling of grief.

But Agnes couldn't accept that Xu Li actually thought she was a boy for the time being, "Did you want to buy me because I'm a boy?"

Xu Li quickly waved her hand: "No, of course not." I obviously only bought you because you are the protagonist.

Agnes didn't believe Xu Li, she pursed her lips, looked at Xu Li with extremely sad eyes, and rushed out of the clothing store.

Xu Li: "..."

In desperation, Xu Li said to the shopkeeper, "I'm sorry, I'll look at the clothes after I get Agnes back." After that, she turned around and chased after her.

Xu Li didn't know where Agnes was running, so she flew up to the sky with her sword and looked down.

The shop owner watched Xu Li go to heaven like this, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: Sure enough, the mage circle is in chaos.

Xu Li saw the situation on the street clearly from the sky, and soon caught up with Agnes.

When Xu Li grabbed Agnes, Agnes, with tears in her eyes, looked at Xu Li with grief and indignation, and was about to pull Xu Li's hand away.

Xu Li asked with a headache: "Agnes, why are you leaving all of a sudden?"

"You bought me just because I'm a boy!"

"No, I bought you just because you are you!"

"Look, you already use the word 'buy', which means that I am something that can be bought and sold in your heart!"

Xu Li: Excuseme? ? ?Didn't you use the word 'buy' first?

Xu Li tried her best to reason with Agnes, but Agnes kept pulling out some weird theories like "I don't listen, I don't listen".

Xu Li: OK, you can do it, and you can do it with all your strength.

In a fit of anger, Xu Li said directly: "Okay, I'll go, I should go, right?"

Agnes froze for a few seconds, then turned around and wiped her tears, "Go, anyway, you only bought me because I was a boy."

Xu Li turned around and left. Agnes panicked when she heard Xu Li's footsteps. She trotted a few steps and grabbed Xu Li's clothes.

Xu Li raised her eyebrows happily when she felt that the corner of her clothes was being grabbed: I knew it... It's not in vain that I, a cultivator who walks silently, made footsteps specially.

-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------

In the end, Xu Li still took Agnes's hand and took her back to the clothing store to buy clothes.

Agnes went to the area with a bunch of pink lace skirts again, Xu Li couldn't help but said, "Uh, well, Agnes, don't you think these skirts are not suitable for you?"

"I'm female."

"It's not about this problem, it's just, uh, I think people with dark skin will look darker if they wear a pink skirt..."

Agnes stared at Xu Li with wide eyes.

Xu Li's heart trembled: Ah, did I hurt a girl's heart?

However, Agnes quickly lowered her head and murmured, "I'm just saying, I always feel like I've forgotten something?"

Xu Li:? ? ?

Agnes insisted on the dresses, but she also picked out the easy-to-move trousers.

In order to express her apology for misidentifying Agnes's gender, Xu Li finally paid for the pink lace tutus that Agnes chose.

Because of the tossing about buying clothes for a long time, Xu Li gave up the idea of ​​taking Agnes to the forest for practice today.

However, because he bought too many clothes, Xu Li's coins were almost used up.Therefore, Xu Li planned to go to the forest alone to fight monsters to earn some coins.

When Agnes asked Xu Li to go hunting in the forest, she brought back some plants for herself.

However, Xu Li didn't know any of the plants that Agnes mentioned.

There was no other way, so Agnes had no choice but to go to the grocery store and buy a large book of plant illustrations for fifty gold coins, pointing to Xu Li one by one.

On the way Agnes pointed, Xu Li found that she knew all these plants, but they just changed their names.

Although she didn't know what Agnes would use these plants for, Xu Li still promised Agnes to bring them back.

About four hours later, Xu Li returned with two amethyst coins and more than 4000 gold coins and a bunch of plants requested by Agnes that she had sold to the Adventurer Alliance Alien Beast.

After Agnes mixed the plants according to a certain ratio, she asked Xu Li to crush the plants and squeeze out the juice.

Xu Li complained: You think I'm a juicer.

However, Xu Li still complied.

Agnes poured these juices into the bath water, undressed herself into the bucket, and dipped her head in the water.

After 1 minute, Agnes poked her head out, breathing heavily.

Then, Xu Li saw Agnes become snow white.

Xu Li was dumbfounded: "Agnes, what kind of whitening cosmetic is this? Tell me the formula, and I want to become white too."

Agnes rolled her eyes at Xu Li: "I've always been white like this, but I painted my whole body with dye that couldn't be washed off with water, and now the dye has been washed away."

"Excellent, my Agnes." Xu Li asked enthusiastically, "How did you learn this?"

Agnes stared sadly at the barrel, "My father is a pharmacist, he's very good..."

Agnes slowly told Xu Li that her home still existed and that she was not reduced to going to the slave market.

Xu Li was still thinking at first, she really deserved to be the protagonist, and her life experience was really miserable, but the more she listened, the more sad she felt for Agnes.

Xu Li walked behind Agnes and touched Agnes's head, "It's okay, it's all over, everything is over. I won't leave you behind, you won't be alone anymore, you rest assured."

Agnes sniffled, "You like snow-white complexion, don't you? If you want to leave me, I'll make that dye, put it on you, make you very dark, and it won't wash off !"

Xu Li: "..." This spoiled child!

Thank you three little angels, hug and kiss

Say long, I will be long, hehehe