my robot boyfriend

"Thirty thousand... No, 30."

Chen Wei pointed to the series of exaggerated zeros: "Ye, 30 trillion... What kind of concept is it?"

……

On my AIzone homepage, there is a diary titled "Luxury Warship Escape Journey - A New Record".

The number of clicks on this log has always been the TOP5 of my blog stories.And the first paragraph of the diary, the gorgeous one is this "30 trillion".

Later, it was banned by the government many times, and it was repeatedly unlocked infinitely, and its popularity has not diminished.

"Du Hexi is too kind. I'm afraid we won't have any money after we escape, but... is this too much?"

After a long time, Du Hexi burst into tears and explained: "I am worried that my house will be ransacked, so I ask you to hold it for me first! Who told you to spend it?"

……

The escape and confluence path of the "Black Rag Doll" has been summarized as "Line A" and "Line B" by everyone on the Internet.

The protagonists of Line A were Lei Qing, Qi Qi and others who were on the ground in Xindu at that time.

The escape story of this line has made many people remember Liuhuo thoroughly.

First of all, thanks to this tiger-toothed boy who was not afraid of sticks, he rushed into the female guest room of a certain hot spring by himself, and dragged out Lei Qing and Xiao Chi who were taking a bath and drinking plum wine.

Second, it was all because of this face that everyone was able to successfully cross the border defense of Xindu and reach the warship parking point in Outland.

Needless to say, the biggest slot on Line A.

Everyone on AIzone pointed out that "the hot spring is not forgotten in turmoil, and the tranquility can go far".

Xindu coup, earth-moon war.None of them affected the life enjoyment of the wealthy and undisputed little nobleman, Ms. Qing.

On weekdays, continue to have a meal, go shopping, take a photo and send it to AIzone.What a sad thing that friends and cousins ​​are in Zeus, being bombed by nuclear bombs and don’t know whether they are alive or dead – they can’t stop their determination to go to Maple Leaf Hot Springs on weekends.

"Otherwise, what should I do? It's stressful! Can't you relax in a hot spring?"

Lei Qing later explained the matter with ease.

The master and servant Lei Qing, who were only wearing bathrobes and had nothing with them, were pushed onto Qi Qi by Liu Huo. The archangel with a deadpan expression, Lin Yuan worried, and a happy face thought that the group was out for a ride. Lucky's six-seater private car.

That's it, it's far from over.

The private car was stopped at the exit of Xindu Northeast Region.

Reason [-]: overloading, reason [-]: Xindu is under martial law, and you cannot leave the city without a pass.

When everyone was at a loss, something incredible happened.

Liuhuo passed through the crowd and saw a person in the distance.

……

The civil servant sister named Tuxin, his former master, is patrolling and inspecting not far away.

"Is it okay? It won't implicate Xinxin and you will be held accountable, right?"

"... may also be demoted." Tuxin lowered his head unnaturally, covering the shining diamond ring on his left hand, "Anyway, I plan to resign after that."

Of course, according to the testimonies of Lei Qing and other parties involved, the scene was far more lively than the one-word description I heard from Liuhuokou.All kinds of staring and looking at each other, "How are you doing now" and "Congratulations" and other bloody dialogues made the onlookers watch a big show.

In this regard, Liuhuo is noncommittal.

What I kept talking about afterwards was why he was dragged into the pirate ship by us during the master's business trip.Will his crying master cry alone again?

"Ah, you guys have to help me explain it properly!"

"However, it's useless to explain things like leaving without saying goodbye... I didn't even have time to leave a note!"

"Ah! So melancholy~"

The car drove out of Xindu and drove all the way to the battleship airport. The "Black Ragdoll" had been remotely unlocked by Chen Wei, and was waiting quietly at the launch position of the airport.

only……

"Uh, let me ask, who here has passed the test for a space battleship professional pilot's license?"

The main screen of the battleship does not light up.No one expected such a problem to arise.

A bunch of buttons, which one controls the direction, which one launches the missile, Qi Qi doesn't know, and it's even more impossible for Lei Qing to know.

When I lost the chain at a critical moment, Chen Wei was going crazy by my side at that time.I even yelled crazy words like "Should I download this manual now, learn it on the spot, and prescribe it to you remotely".

In the dead silence, someone who hadn't spoken all the way snorted coldly.

Taking two steps forward unhurriedly, he pressed the screen to light up with a "snap".

Enter the password, plan the route, and activate the firepower and defense of the entire system of the warship. The whole process takes less than 30 seconds.

Archangel is a high-end "combat system" AN.

But it wasn't until that day that I realized that the meaning of the Combat Department—it turned out to be more than just being physically fit and strong in combat.It's as low as playing with guns and swords, and as high as driving a battleship aircraft carrier, all military skills are readily available!

After a long, long time, the archangel finally became a little more talkative than this time.

I cautiously asked him why he was always so silent before.Especially during the days at Lu Lin's house.

I thought he must be unhappy.

Maybe it was because he was inexplicably abandoned by the first master; maybe it was because Lu Lin only showed off him, but never tried to love him as an equal.He will express dissatisfaction and resistance in silence.

Unexpectedly, he thought for a while: "I don't really like communicating with humans with low IQ."

This is the truth.

……

The story of line A has come to an end for the time being, let’s look back at line B——

The main characters of the B-line escape team were, of course, me and Chen Wei who were pushed into the stealth combat rescue cabin by Du Hexi at that time.

If I had to say it, there was a man with rose tattoos on his face sleeping next to us.

This, again, is a long story.

That day we left the Du family's merchant ship in an invisible combat lifeboat, and we were supposed to wait for the black doll to take off and meet at the designated location.At this juncture, he accidentally received a communication from Lu Lin.

To be precise, it was Zhu Hua's communication.

In Iellar, Lu Lin's voice was as vague as drunk: "You... what did you give me to drink?"

Zhu Hua's voice was very sober: "If Master Xia Ye regards my master as a 'friend' to some extent, please listen to my request."

"It's a trap, it's a trap! I'm going to be a fool! I want to meet you at the air base in the southern region? What do you mean by the air base? All the air missiles - directly at you!"

Du Hexi was about to be arrested at that time, but she still didn't forget to try to wake up Chen Wei's reason.However, it didn't help.So we had no choice but to scold us bloody all the way.

In the anti-air base, Zhu Hua was dressed in bright red, brightly dressed, and his pair of phoenix eyes were painted peach blossom red, which was extremely charming.

At that time, we already had a few "little tails" behind us. The bomb grazed the combat rescue cabin, and rumbled a sea of ​​flames in the base.

Zhu Hua let out a "tsk" from below, and impatiently manually operated the base's laser missile to fight back in the air. The fallen fighter jet fell not far away, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

In such chaos, our rescue cabin unexpectedly landed and parked for more than two minutes.

"I gave him a sedative, and he won't wake up for a while."

Zhu Hua hugged the sleeping man and handed it to us: "Please!"

"I don't have much time, and I don't know what to say. You can ask him about the specific things——I just want to say, Master Xia Ye, although Lu Lin usually looks like that, he likes to joke around and sometimes he can It's heartless, but actually..."

"But in fact, he is just a very lonely and insecure person."

"As an orphan, he was brought up by Murong's family since he was a child, and he was trained as a 'nail' and sent to you. He didn't want to betray you, but he couldn't escape from Murong's family. I often see him in pain, but he has no way to talk to anyone. People say."

"I think, since you are willing to come here, Master Xia Ye, you must be able to find a reason to forgive him and accept him again."

"Please keep him with you."

"He has nowhere to go."

The bang of the explosion was deafening, and several government fighter planes hovered in the sky.Zhu Hua took a deep breath, and took a deep look at Lu Lin who had his eyes closed.

Showing a helpless and complaining smile, he bit his lip and turned around.

"Zhu Hua! Where are you going? Come with us?"

The lithe man in red turned his head slightly, his dewy eyes were clearly shining.

"I can't go."

"I have to cover you with missiles on the ground to make sure everything is safe. Heh--this smoke is really annoying, it hurts people's eyes!"

With his back to the raging sea of ​​flames behind him, like a stupid moth about to be engulfed by the flames, he stretched out his hand and wiped his cheek sadly, but turned his face away with vigor.

Staring at those phoenix eyes, crossing his hips, he pointed straight at Lu Lin in the cabin.

"Remember to tell him! Don't be self-righteous all day long, thinking that no one can live without him! Life is much easier without him, okay?"

"Also, don't think that I don't know that he has always disliked my mother for being half-male and half-female—maybe in the next life, I will become a [-]cm muscular man. Remember to be careful when you let him go out!"

After all, he smiled enchantingly.The red figure is like a Shaman Zhuhua burning on the other side, disappearing into the vast sea of ​​flames.

The stealth lifeboat slowly rose into the air again in the sea of ​​gunpowder smoke and flames where a large number of government chasing fighter jets and the southern air base were fully fired.Finally at this moment, the confluence order from the Black Ragdoll was received.

It's just that the location of the confluence is terrible.

On the screen, behind the green warship of the Black Ragdoll, the red fighter jets of the government army have already been bitten to death. If they slow down to receive us under such circumstances, I am afraid they will...

【Young master, please rest assured to rendezvous with the battleship, and leave the rest to me. 】

Si Zhan's voice came from Iellar, and at the same time, unknown purple battleships suddenly appeared densely on the screen, approaching the government army rapidly.

The warship of the seventh team of REBEL arrived at full speed, covering the Black Ragdoll and the stealth lifeboat with high firepower.

It turned out that after Si Zhan "left" that day, he didn't really leave.

Instead, they followed secretly and escorted our merchant ship all the way back to Earth.And appeared in the sky over Xindu as soon as we encountered danger.

I was rescued for the third time, but I still couldn't thank him face to face.

But maybe it's just like what he said in my ear when we parted, "We will definitely meet again".

I always feel that in the long time to come, one day I will be able to stand in front of him, hold a heart that is no longer humble, and sincerely say "thank you for everything you have done for me" to him.

……

On the same day, the government army was stolen from the anti-air base one after another, was destroyed by the strength of REBEL, and escaped by the "Black Rag Doll".A group of "incompetent" ridicules were triggered on the Internet.

However, everyone does not know that the commander of the chasing battleship is Qiao Siqi.

Later, the "Imperial God of War" who became famous on Earth and Moonfire.There is no battle he cannot win, let alone a warship he cannot defeat.

... If he can't fight, it means he doesn't want to fight.

As early as when we rushed out of Xindu and volleyed, the pursuers shot through the left wing of the "Black Rag Doll" with precision.The entire battleship was tilted to and fro, and Liuhuo directly hit the windshield, "Woo, Jin Yao! Can you do it?"

"Who do you say can't do it?"

That was the first time I heard an archangel utter a complete sentence.It was also the first time to see the clear emotion of "everyone is mentally retarded" from that cold face.

However, the government forces have not added a second attack for a long time.

Just like that, he used the public channel to threaten to persuade us to surrender, and followed us all the way.

"Little Qiao is actually escorting us?"

Lei Qing's voice fell silent, another Yangzi cannon brushed past the left string, she immediately shut up, not daring to talk anymore.

……

"The question now is... where are we going?"

They have already left and entered the public sea for a hundred miles, and everyone seems to have finally started to think about this serious issue.

The moon and the neighboring ancient republics are now hostile countries to the Chinese and New Empires.Mars is too far away, and near-Earth satellites such as Zeus are unreliable.The only places left to choose from on earth are America, Oceania and the ice poles.

"Go to Bingji, after all, it's a land of immigration freedom." Qi Qi said.

"America and Oceania both have political extradition clauses with the Sino-Singapore Empire, and Iceji does not accept any extradition. It is safer for us than anywhere else on Earth."

"Yeah~ Of course I want to come to Bingji, isn't that obvious?"

"..."

It was a cold male voice, not an archangel, not anyone in the battleship.

"Take the CX395 route. The Sino-Singapore Empire may have deployed Oceania sea defenses, and you must bypass there. And your current route will pass through the devil storm area in front of you. It is correct to follow my guidance."

Really hell.

All people looked at each other in blank dismay.

No one, only voices!Liu Huo yelled directly: "What is this? Who is talking, there are ghosts on this battleship?"

ghost……

But I suddenly realized that the voice was Chen Wei's netizen named "Ghost" in Grayland!The one from Bingji sent us the ice crystal wood pendant of Sword and Dragon!

Following the sound, we found Lin Yuan hanging on his chest.Chen Wei frowned and pulled up the ice crystal wood pendant.

"This... is actually a bug? Are you bugging me, ghost?"

"There is no intention to monitor. You must not have seen the note I put in the box, Shimmer - this is an intercom device, specially made as an accessory that is easy to wear, for the convenience of daily communication with you, I did not expect You just gave it away to someone else."

"..."

"It's fine to give it away, and it's given to such a boring person."

L's cheeks flushed instantly, and his voice trembled violently: "Could it be...you pass it every day, eavesdropping on me?"

"Yeah." The other party actually admitted without concealment, "I even heard you talking to yourself and singing in the shower."

"But having said that, this is the first time I have encountered a robot that sings so badly."

For the first time, I saw an expression similar to "shame and anger" on Lin Yuan's face that was always calm and breezy.

"Anyway, I've been chasing your daily life for a few months. Is it really okay to repeat the exact same life every day? I wanted to listen to something for fun, but you almost suffocated me to death."

"This time, I can finally see what you look like in person. I'm looking forward to it, Grandpa Linyuan."

The author has something to say: I am also looking forward to it, Grandpa Linyuan.