my robot boyfriend

The midsummer in Xindu is very hot, and the cicadas are singing.But in the scorching summer, there are some people who refuse to stop.

"What are you going to do?" Qi Qi faced the [-]-member decoration team that suddenly appeared at the entrance of BD, as if facing a formidable enemy.

"I'll decorate it for you for free." Chen smiled.

"It just so happens that it's been hot recently, and there aren't many guests in BD—senior, why don't you come and stay at my house for a while."

"..."

Our original home has been completely renovated.An extra guest room was installed downstairs, just enough to entertain guests.

Chen Wei spent money to purchase all private security systems within a radius of two kilometers around his home, even the basement and sewers were completely renovated, and a secret door exit that only we knew about was added.

"It can be said that this place is very safe now, not worse than the Royal Institute of Technology." Lu Lin stamped and certified.

"This is called the Three Caves of the Cunning Rabbit, so be prepared."

"Isn't it a bit over-defensive?" Qi Qi reserved his attitude towards this, "Xia Ye was never like this back then..."

"Yeah, so what happened to him then?"

"..."

"We have learned from the past, and we must not repeat the same mistakes."

"Even if this is the case, is it enough to repair the underground work of your house? Why bother with BD..."

"Of course it's because senior, you are also the person I want to protect."

"..." Cicada outside the window suddenly stopped.Qi Qi looked terrified, and there was an awkward silence in the room.

It's true—in fact, there is nothing wrong with this sentence.

The content is normal, and the expression is not wrong.

But it might be because of Chen Wei's gentle face."I want to protect" from his mouth, no matter how he heard it, it seemed to be teasing on purpose.

"Hey~ Ye Xiren is still here, you guys are acting like no one else, isn't it too much?" Zhan Xingchen crossed his arms and seized the opportunity to disrupt the situation.

……

A while ago, this person started to treat BD as his home, just like Lei Qing.

Go as you want, go as you want.It even went so far as to not only ask the owner to make tea without blushing, but to make the tea he likes - and even marked a cup in the store with "Zhan Xingchen Exclusive".

This is not the end.

After BD closed for renovation and Qi Qi moved into my house, the nightmare really started.

People directly changed this place as a stronghold.

In the first few days, I came here and pretended to ring the doorbell. Later, I came here uninvited, climbing over the fence from the backyard and entering the house without any obstacles!

Picking plums and peaches from the fruit trees in the backyard to eat, broke the sliding glass door of my house, and blamed the lack of candy in my refrigerator.

"A merciless master like this, don't worry about it. Seriously, Xiye, why don't you consider me?"

By the way, he sowed discord all day long and was insane.

Especially these days, Chen Wei is busy with the operation of the game company, and Lu Lin and Lei Qing are also helping out in the company.On the other hand, I make all kinds of lunch boxes at home very seriously every day, and give them away to supplement nutrition.

In the end, Zhan Xingchen got the chance.

"Lawyer Zhan, I really don't have time, so please feel free to drink whatever you want."

I am concentrating on beating eggs with a kitten egg beater, and today I am going to challenge the difficult dream soufflé.Can't be distracted.

... If only Chen Wei and the others could like to eat it.

"Why don't you make it for me~ The hot chocolate you make in Xiye is the best. You see, it's such a hot day, I've come all the way to praise you, why don't you have the heart to let me come here for nothing?"

Fortunately, Qi Qi has been at home.

Although this person doesn't talk much and has no sense of presence, but at least there is only a wall separating the living room and the kitchen, so it can be regarded as a witness.

Otherwise, the lone man and the widow are in the same room, and I, as a robot, have no way to issue an order to evict the owner's friends.He is always being teased by him chasing language and hands all the way, how can I explain clearly to my master?

I am really glad now that Chen Wei locked my memory.

Otherwise... like this former owner, alas.

"Ah? Xiye, are you going to bake desserts? How lucky, wait! Could it be for me? Hahaha, it doesn't need to be like this. You are already very sweet."

I thought, either he's crazy or I'm crazy.

Anyway, one of the two of us must be out of order.

Why?Why are you always pestering me?

"Lawyer Zhan, didn't you... just come to Xindu on a business trip to handle a case? Now that it's all done, it's time to go back, right?"

"Ah~ it's over, but isn't Xia Ye going to start another programming company? I'm helping him prepare the relevant legal documents. What's more-you don't know, of course I don't want to leave because I can't bear you."

I try to remember, seriously remember.

Really, what the hell did I do?

In front of Zhan Xingchen, I exercised a high level of self-discipline from beginning to end.Never say what you can not say, absolutely invisible when you can work hard to be invisible, never reveal your identity, and never even look at him more.

I don't know what aroused his interest and great enthusiasm. So far, he has absolutely no intention of letting me go.

Although it's always been like this before.

He loves to joke, and when he sees other people's robots looking fresh and suitable, he never forgets to tease them.Usually don't make others blush, vow not to give up.

In the past, I was always sulking because of his tone.

But looking through his memories, even though he loves to play, he has never been so obsessed with any robot to the point of not giving up.

……

"Alas - last time I seriously told Xia Ye to let him sell you to me. The bid has reached 1000 million, and he refuses to sell it!"

I am a "boyfriend"!Of course it is impossible to "sell".

I shouldn't have continued to talk to him, and I'm the one who answered the question casually: "Lawyer Zhan already has AN, why waste time on ordinary low-end goods?"

"Hey, you are not a low-end product!"

"..."

"Really. From the first moment I saw you on AIzone that day, I knew you were absolutely unique."

"Hehe." Unique, here again.

"Really. Those people in Zone are calling you 'sexy', and I thought so at first—but after I turned off the video and thought about it, that...isn't sexy."

"The reason why you provoke everyone's nerves at once and make so many people can't take their eyes off is not at all because you are wearing thin clothes in the video!"

"..."

"How should I put it? Maybe a human being is a very contradictory creature."

"Speaking of the ideal type of lover, it is generally listed in this way-mature, gentle, beautiful, loyal, and definitely not paranoid, crazy, etc."

"But the irony is that what can really make people fall into it is often poison, wine, and fire, which are stubborn, pathetic, and naive, crazy, gorgeous, and destructive."

"So, when they see you with both, they have a collective orgasm."

"I also thought that 'absolute danger and absolute safety', these two inherently contradictory attributes, could not be found in the same person. But you, just the look in your eyes when you looked at the camera in that dusk -"

"At first glance, it's both jerky and gentle. It feels like the person you love will be very happy, which makes people very enviable."

"But if you look at it carefully, it feels like...you really want to die at that moment, or kill the person you love, only then can you really 'get' happiness—it's crazy to the point kind of degree."

……

Oh, I really think this world is too wonderful.

I have not understood countless times, I really do not understand - where am I not good enough?

I used to be one-of-a-kind in appearance, high-performance, good-natured, loving him wholeheartedly, enduring grievances and being so obedient, but in the end his love for me was all fake.

At this moment, from the strange joy and excitement in Zhan Xingchen's eyes when he said these words, I was finally enlightened.

Gentleness, obedience, heart and soul, or silent giving are useless.People like me and Bai Mo are "too normal" in his eyes.In essence, he likes to be crazy, he just likes to be crazy.

It's just that what I was facing at that dusk was not the "camera" he thought.

It was Chen Wei's eyes.

When I was in front of Chen Wei, I always tried to show my "normal" side.

Because he is very gentle and so sunny, I really don't want him to see my real and ugly heart.But that day was really happy. He said he liked me and hugged me for the first time.I stood staggeringly under the purple sunset. At that moment, I really wished I could kill him and myself.

That way happiness can be sealed forever, and I don't have to be afraid of anything anymore.

Although, it's impossible to really do that.I absolutely could not bear to hurt him, I like him so much - but I am crazy.

Head full of messy thoughts.

More than once in the dead of night, I fantasized, thinking that it would be great if I could meet Chen Wei in the same way as before.

At that time, I was good-looking, innocent and kind.I am more worthy of his love, and he will definitely like me more than now.

The most ironic thing turned out to be—I, who was broken once, was not worthy of my sun, but perfectly met Zhan Xingchen's requirements for "crazy".

Ah……

The whole person is really cold from head to toe.

The best time for soufflés was so long past that I completely forgot to take them out of the oven.I thought that would be bad enough, but I still underestimated the destructive power of my old master, Zhan Xingchen, who once tore me apart.

"I, actually, just want to save you a little bit."

He dipped his finger in the icing sugar I made for dessert, put it in his mouth and enjoyed it.

"save?"

When I first heard this sentence, I thought it was a joke.

Actually...it's pretty funny.If one day it is really reduced to the point where he needs to "rescue".

"Well, save." He nodded with a determined expression on his face.

"You really like Xia Ye, so every time I see you looking at him with sad and happy eyes, I feel that you are really pitiful."

"Because, I know very well that if you continue like this, one day you will be hurt by him."

"Probably a devastating, bruising kind of blow. I don't want to see you like that, so I'd love to take you away from him right now."

Yep.

A man who once gave me a devastating blow, said that my gentle master would hurt me.

I chuckled and turned to look at the oven.Receive my little burnt dessert, the black ring on the ring finger shining with stars.

...I really want Chen Wei to come back and give me a hug.

Definitely making this tonight.

I know he is very tired these days, but I really want to touch him, I can't bear it anymore.

I will move on my own without making him too hard.

"I originally thought that I was a person who didn't believe in 'love' enough." Zhan Xingchen continued to chuckle behind me, "Until I met Xia Ye."

"It turns out that there are people in this world who don't believe in love even more than me."

"And so well disguised—so much so that he almost believed it himself."

"Eclipse, do you really think that anyone who 'really' believes in love will fall in love with artificial intelligence?"

The author has something to say: Unfortunately, the matter is not finished, and we will continue to do it tomorrow!

Regarding the question of Zhan Xingchen "likes" Eclipse Ye.

First, he likes psychos.

Second, he saw the eclipse night from AIzone's hottest search, just like ordinary people watching stars, with their own aura.

To him, Eclipse Night is not low-end at all, it can even be said to be very high-end.

After tomorrow, Chen Wei's past will be floating around.