my robot boyfriend

Qi Qi checked repeatedly many times, but he couldn't explain why I always fainted when I was doing "something".

"I really didn't find the problem, Eclipse, do you have any special feeling before each fragmentation?"

Physicians, look, smell, ask, and feel when seeing a doctor.AI repairmen are no exception.

But I can only shake my head every time.

I'm really embarrassed to say that!

Can there be any special feeling?Isn't it just that the pleasure is too strong, so strong that you can't even scream, so strong that your body functions can't support it at all, just...

"So, Chen Wei, please restrain yourself a little bit."

"Yes." My master nodded, like a child who was scolded for doing nothing wrong.

……

After my health basically recovered, I started to accompany Chen Wei to attend classes at the university.

On the Royal Institute of Technology campus, there are not a few robots who accompany their masters in class, and there are always a few cool high-end custom-made or AN sitting in the classroom.But the low-end me has been full of confidence recently, and I don't feel that life is bleak at all.

Because, I have a ring.

Brilliant black fluorite, shining bright spots like stars on the dark night sky.I am really not proud of the "love ring" with the master - who else has it?

The gap between the "robot manservant" and the "boyfriend" is separated by a super perfect master, and there are countless pink sweet bubbles, ice cream and cotton candy.

The host who takes the class seriously is very handsome.

I always look at his side face and feel itchy, or stare at his slender fingers typing quickly across the keyboard.The time of several classes passed quickly, and I felt dizzy and happy, and I didn't feel bored at all.

Chen Wei didn't deliberately make friends at school.More recently it has fully continued, and even expanded, Shayer's popularity.

The main reason is that he made a small game in a programming experiment class, which became popular in the whole school for a while.

"... To put it bluntly, it is a high-end version of Happy Farm plus Xiaoxiaole. It takes time and money, and you can't stop. I wanted to say that I would try the water in school first, but I didn't expect it to be so popular, like a virus. of."

In fact, in this era, the VR technology of games has already surpassed the exquisite and mature immersive experience. Various ancient-style plot games and war games can give players a 100% holographic exotic experience that is indistinguishable from reality.

Yet human beings are indeed elusive creatures.

Ignoring so many high-end exquisite games costing tens of millions of dollars, one by one, forgetting to eat and sleep, poking at the retro pixels on the shadowless screen, poking out one or two "perfect", can be happy for a long time.

"I will open the recharge system of this game in the school port later." Chen Wei said, "If the income is good, I can really consider using these retro small programs to start a company to make money."

As he said that, he still stroked his neck nervously like a cat: "When you earn a lot of money, you are responsible for spending it. After all, it's all yours."

Ah, I've been really... drowning in sweetness every day.

When I returned to BD that day, I was unexpectedly thrown down by a familiar large creature at the door, and was licked enthusiastically.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

It turned out to be lucky whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

……

"There's nothing you can do about it, so don't cry."

Qi Qi comforted a little boy in school uniform who looked about the same age as Qiao Siqi.At this moment, on the wall of the main entrance of BD, there is a letter written by the child seriously.

To the well-wishers:

Lucky is a dog I have raised for a month.It is very obedient and cute, its machinery is in excellent condition, and all certificates and procedures are complete.

Because I am studying, my parents don't let me raise him, so I need to help him find a new owner.

I hope you like mechanical dogs, the best ones are in Xindu, patient, caring, independent financially, and will not abandon him for any reason.I have all kinds of toys, pillows and daily necessities bought for him here. They are all brand new and can be packaged and mailed to your home.

"What's the use of this? No matter how sincerely you write it, what you're doing isn't abandoning him?"

"Human beings are used to hypocrisy, huh."

"Don't do this!"

I grabbed Zhu Hua's wrist, which was about to tear the letter.He turned to look at me, bit his red lips, and sneered coldly.

"Do you really think that by posting a broken letter here, there will be human beings overflowing with sympathy who want to adopt him? Who would want a broken dog with several hands!"

Looking at Zhu Hua's distorted and beautiful face at the moment, I can probably imagine how unattractive I am when I am full of negative emotions.

Thank you Chen Wei for being so kind and willing to bear with me.

Thinking of this, he glanced out of the corner of his eye, and there were several young human men and women standing in a crowd at the alley next to an abandoned rental shop.

With strange and excited eyes, he pointed to Zhu Hua and me in a small voice.

"Excuse me, what's the matter?"

I thought they were looking for the store owner Qi Qi, but I didn’t expect a bob-haired girl to trot up to me with big eyes and a little shyness in the lead: "Excuse me...you are Eclipse, right?"

"Of course! Look at the triangular mark on his cheek!" said the person next to him.

"Then, eclipse night eclipse night! Can I take a photo with you?"

"……"group photo?

For this kind of weird request, I am in the dark.

Before he could react, he was immediately surrounded by five or six young people.Being dragged to take various pictures and selfies - the other party is a human being, and there is no other excessive behavior other than taking pictures. From my standpoint, it is not good to resist too much.

It wasn't until that night that I found out from Chen Wei that I had... become an "Internet celebrity" even more popular than Xiao Chi.

And my master had no idea that things would turn out like this.

……

Lei Qing often brings Xiao Chi to the store to show off recently.

Under her repeated instigation, Chen Wei also registered an AIzone account.

Originally, the zone was used as a private diary space, so a video was uploaded in the entire space.

It was the scene at dusk on the second day of our first night.

I was standing in the yard wearing a thin translucent white shirt, under the golden-purple sky, with a shaky, half-YD, half-confused mess after overindulgence.

Chen Wei likes to see me like that.He told me to turn around, manually "clicked", pointed at the temple and said that this scene had been "saved" by him.

After Chen Wei uploaded the saved little video to the zone, he thought it was locked as "only visible to him".

But no.The most incredible bug in the life of top hacker Dimlight.

Therefore, this bug was immediately forwarded by the popular zone owner "Miss Qingqingqing".

That night, it directly broke the first place in the whole station.

"Sexy".

That's an incredible vocabulary.

I am a white skin mass-produced ultra-low-end, from the very beginning Chen Wei always called me "sexy", but what is sexy?I originally thought it was his eyesight problem alone, but now I realize...maybe all human beings collectively have some problems with their eyesight.

[Mainly because the eyes are sexy. 】

[Yes, it's not the kind that is boldly seductive, bare|naked|naked, but the kind that is very high-end, very subtle and restrained, but no matter how you look at it, it feels like you have just been abused. 】

...What the hell are these comments? !

[In short, the whole face is a feeling of depression and dissatisfaction.The phantom limb is hardened. 】

【Yeah, I really want to tear him down and cry him. 】

All kinds of comments are explicit and obscene, but after clicking on the homepage with ID, many of them are human girls with pure and lovely appearance.

... The girls of the Sino-New Empire are really scary.

What's even more frightening is that the "sexy" me was quickly fleshed out.

In fact, I was often taken around by Chen Wei around the school—as a result, the popularity of "Xia Ye", who recently developed a small game, was as high as that of Royal Institute of Technology, and so was my popularity in that school. .

Many people recognize me. "Where can I catch wild eclipses by squatting?" There are even a whole set of strategies on the Internet.

Originally... was caught, taking pictures and recording videos was fine, but those young men and women actually happily called their relatives and friends?

"Yeah! Come here, come here! It's me!"

real.If you don't run now, when will you wait?

……

【Master, where are you?I'll go find you, okay? 】

The people behind are still persevering in pursuit.I hurriedly communicated with Chen Wei in my mind.

【OK.Lei Qing and I made an appointment to meet at the dim sum shop next to the school at five o'clock. If it's very close, come here directly! 】

The moment he ran across the street and the alley, he bumped into someone.

My shoulders and ribs hurt so badly.The other party groaned, and my body stiffened instantly.

The familiar... cologne fragrance permeates the air.

Time seemed to stand still, and I could hear a terrible cracking sound coming from the depths of my heart.

No, not possible.

It couldn't be...it couldn't be him.

"Eclipse night! Don't be shy, don't run away! Ah, ah, oh..."

"Is this, is this the legendary owner? It is said to be handsome on the Internet, but I am really handsome!"

"Are you guys chasing him?"

Like a nightmare or a phantom, a completely real but unreal magnetic and lazy voice slowly rang in my ears.

My whole body was hugged tightly, the man hung on top of me, his chin rested on my shoulder as a matter of course - it was a movement he always did.For a moment, I even started to wonder wildly where I was and what time it was.

Is it a dream?Or in the past?It's not real, it must not be real!

"I know~ my Eclipse Night is very popular recently, thank you for your support. But sorry, our master and servant still have some things to do together. I hope you understand~"

"Okay, okay! We don't bother, don't bother!"

There were bursts of roaring from the engine, and the group of people who were still watching looked away, and the whistling wind finally woke me up—only to realize that I was sitting behind that person's locomotive.

This is... a habitual action before.

He was always going out on his cool heavy bike and I was always on the back.

Touch, temperature, breath.There is also the willfulness of pulling people into the car without saying anything-that is real, and there is no doubt about Zhan Xingchen.

"You... let me down!"

The sound was fragmented, mixed in the wind and messed up.The person in front laughed.

"Ahaha, you just thought of getting out of the car now? You're so slow, what should I do if I just kidnap you?"

"You let me-"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! I'll take you to find your master, he invited me and Xiaoqing to have some snacks~"

I froze for a moment.Waking up suddenly, he was heading in the opposite direction of the school! "

"But it's still early, let's go for a drive by the lake first—"

"I'm not going for a ride! Put me down!"

The locomotive "squeaked" to a stop.

Zhan Xingchen turned his head, raised his eyebrows, and his drooping eyes were full of puzzlement: "You hit me? You, just, just, hit, me?"

I'm not... hitting.

Which robot doesn't want to die and beat humans?It's just that I was so excited that I accidentally missed the weight of my attack.

The wrist was grabbed by him.He squinted his eyes and looked at me, the curve of the corner of his mouth was very evil.

"I'm a lawyer. What you did just now, I can sue your master for bankruptcy, and let you be destroyed by 'click'."

Just a joke.

I am very aware of Zhan Xingchen's playful expression when he scares people.

It's just that he may be able to play the "destruction" joke on any artificial intelligence, but he shouldn't make it on me.

"You look...as if you hate me?" He looked puzzled.

"It's strange, I'm naturally attracted to artificial intelligence. Shouldn't anyone hate me the first time they see me?"

Zhan Xingchen really attracts artificial intelligence, this characteristic is inherent.

I do not know why either.

It's like bringing catnip with you, and you can always fascinate a group of robots wherever you go.When I was still in Rust, I had a lot of messy dry vinegar because he was so popular.

However, if you eat a pit, you will gain a wisdom.Not only humans have the ability to "learn".

Now his catnip has fascinated a lot of people, but he can no longer fascinate me.

The author has something to say: let's live a normal life for two days to advance the plot. (The MDZZ Shura field is called "living in peace"?)

Will we abuse the master or the robot afterward~

If you have any ideas, throw them to me~