my robot boyfriend

On the second Sunday after the spring term, the venue is Blackdoll.

"Xaya Xiaye, you finally appeared! Really! I thought you abandoned this store!"

Lei Qing was drinking tea leisurely in the shop with a familiar petite girl with short hair.

"This..." Chen Wei was surprised, "Is she alright?"

Lei Qing raised her eyebrows: "Why do you say it's okay? Look at the hand! Look at the leg! Isn't this still in the recovery period? Tell you, don't touch it randomly, if it breaks, I will ask you to pay for it!"

Chen Wei and I looked at each other in blank dismay.

If I remember correctly, didn't Miss Xiaoqing's previous fiancé say that she had already 'disposed' of this girly robot?

"Oh, don't mention it!" Lei Qing sighed, "He thought he'd dealt with it!"

"That guy rented a house outside with my credit card. The lease just expired. The landlord called me—I went to deal with it. As soon as I opened the door and walked in, it was a murder scene! If the landlord was not there, I'm going to scare my old lady to death!"

"Fortunately, she was lucky, and thanks to Mr. Qi Qi's help in repairing it, she is almost healed now. In fact, I have been staying in the store these days, but you are busy with homework, so you haven't come over for many days."

In fact, Chen Wei really didn't come here because he was "busy".

【I thought I could be friends with that senior Qi Qi and get information from him! 】

[It is said that he is a gentle and kind person, but when he looked at me that day, that sharp look with a smile on his face was really eerie!It's even more difficult than Lu Lin, but if it doesn't work, I have to stroke the cat at home to heal so slowly! 】

However... what is "stroking a cat"?

We don't have cats at all.

In the past two weeks, if I'm not mistaken, except for class and get out of class, he obviously licked me at home the whole time.

"You are my little black cat~"

Who is the black cat!And, really, nothing else.

Just play with me wholeheartedly.

When I cook, he holds his face and smiles idiotically; when I clean, he comes over to help me; when we watch TV together at night, he insists on getting tired of crooked together, with his hands tangled up, and he can’t wait to cling to me like a koala If I don't take it off, I still laugh like an angel all day long, laughing and laughing and laughing non-stop.

Even if you don't do it, you still like to rub me. It's called "Shunmao", and you have to rub it to burn yourself.

"In short - later I found someone to beat up the scum and put him in the hospital, and told him that in this city, I or my family will see it in the future, and I will beat it once!"

Lei Qing said so, and then roared domineeringly: "Hey! Chick! I know it's scary to meet that kind of person, but don't have a psychological shadow from it. In the future, my sister will help you identify scum, and I will never put you Hand it over to that kind of man!"

"Xiao Hina doesn't need a man, just Xiao Hina will serve Miss Xiao Qing all her life~"

"Uh...huh?" Lei Qing didn't know why her face was a little red.

"Miss Xiaoqing, your silk scarf is crooked."

Bending down to tie the silk scarf, the robot girl's breasts were really exaggerated, so that Lei Qing kept looking into the ditch.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm different from you guys." Seeing me staring at her, Lei Qing gave me a decisive look, "I'm generally straight."

Basically... huh?

Some people were happy and some were worried, but Xiao Chi stared at her handsome hostess with big eyes flickering and flickering, looking contented and happy.On the other side of Liuhuo, they are still squatting at the door of the store every day, hoping to see through.

"Well, don't wait."

In the end, it was Lei Qing who stepped forward: "Your master...she won't come to pick you up."

I thought Liu Huo would be surprised, but he didn't: "I probably guessed it~ Thank you for not continuing to lie to me."

"Are you OK?"

Liu Huo shook his head, a big smile was still on his handsome face.

"Of course it's okay! Hahaha, don't worry about me. I'm a cute type like me. Are you afraid that no one will want it? There will definitely be people rushing to ask for it soon! I have super confidence in myself, hahaha, woo ... woo woo woo..."

"I still cried in the end!" Lei Qing had a broken face of "why do I have to be the bad guy".

"I always feel that something is missing in the store today." Chen Wei frowned and looked around, "By the way, no one rushed to me when I entered the door, where is lucky?"

……

"What? You gave lucky to someone? How could you give lucky to someone?!"

"It's not a gift," Qi Qi said calmly, "He was taken away. It's a good thing that he has a new owner, right?"

"But isn't lucky the watchdog in our store?" Chen Wei seemed to hear that her dog was sent away, with a look of reluctance, "Who did you give him to? Did you investigate the background? Not reliable?"

"A little boy, seems to be reliable."

"What do you mean by 'look'—whether it's reliable or not, have you investigated it? What should I do if I abuse Lucky?"

"You are not Xia Ye, but your reaction and way of thinking are similar to Xia Ye!"

Qi Qi grabbed Chen Wei's hand and transmitted the information fingerprint to him.

"Here is the number. You can contact Lucky's new owner at any time, and you can also visit him. Don't worry?"

"Also, I'll just tell you this sentence once, listen carefully—in our store, there are a lot of abandoned robots, and it is a very lucky thing for any robot to be liked by someone and willing to take it home .Don't be sad every time you separate, they can find a new home, you have to be happy for them."

"You should think so. All separations are for meeting again."

"..." Chen Wei nodded, but she was still a little depressed, "You called me here today to tell me about luck?"

Lu Lin also came over, and he was also forced to come over by Qi Qi.

"No. I called you here to remind you to be careful in everything recently."

"Lu Lin, you must protect Xia Ye well, and don't stay too far away from him at any time!"

"What do you mean?"

Chen Wei was puzzled, but Lu Lin suddenly looked solemn: "Senior, did you hear something in Rebel? Who is trying to harm him this time? Purification of genetic organization? Jihadist group? Or the domestic rebel|government armed forces ? Is the news accurate?"

Qi Qi shook his head: "It's not sure yet. Rebel is already investigating and should send someone to secretly protect Xia Ye. But after what happened last time, we can't take it lightly."

"I said, what are you talking about?" Chen Wei looked terrified, "Why does it sound like someone is trying to kill me?"

Qi Qi calmly handed over a cup of coffee: "Someone has been trying to kill you, don't you know?"

"I do not know!"

"What did this Xia Ye do before, and who did he offend?!"

"Why is my life so hard? It was so hard to spend two days of happy life with Ye-Lu Lin, you don't know, my previous life was a pot of tragedy! In 27 years, I have never lived so smoothly or so well. I am really very happy." Cherish every minute and every second now! Now you suddenly tell me someone is going to kill me?"

"I'm sorry I really can't explain the details to you one by one."

Under the sun, in the courtyard, Lu Lin stretched out while sitting under the apricot tree, which was dotted with a few flower buds.

"But, you have to believe, at least Qi Qi and I definitely don't want you to die."

"Nonsense! I don't want me to die, especially if I don't even know why I want to die——Lu Lin, can you tell me the real reason? Is it interesting to hide it from me?"

Lu Lin shook his head helplessly: "In short, from today onwards, I will move into your house."

"..."

"Don't worry, I won't disturb your newlyweds."

"Mud plays the game! I don't accept it!"

"Master, afternoon tea."

The black tea cups carved in white enamel, and the small tray look like lotus flowers in full bloom, setting off steam.Chen Wei looked at the black tea with a somewhat uncomfortable expression.

"Master...don't like black tea?"

He showed a tangled expression: "I feel a little bitter."

"I put two sugar cubes on the cup holder."

"Uh, no matter how much sugar there is, it's still bitter."

I am a little surprised.

Because... from the first time I came to this house, I have always had some vague memories about this house and about Chen Wei.

Whether it's the bookshelf by his bed or the grass and trees in the yard, many fragments of memories are consistent with reality.In those clips, there has always been a deep impression - Chen Wei, he likes to drink a cup of hot black tea without sugar at four o'clock in the afternoon.

But, that memory turned out to be wrong?

"Then master, can I exchange hot chocolate for you, I'll do it right away."

"No no, let's do it next time! You're done soaking, how can I not give face?"

As he spoke, he picked up the teacup and sipped it with a painful expression.

It seems... Really don't like it.

My "memory" was wrong, but it was a relief.

Originally... the timeline is not right, everything is just my wild imagination.Well, it must be so.

"Hey, let me say, I don't have afternoon tea today?"

"!" It is true that Lu Lin is in and out of this house all day long, and sometimes I am too used to his existence, and I will forget him instead.

"I'm so sorry! I'm going to help you!"

"Oh!" Lu Lin shook his head, ignored me, and put his hands on the back of Chen Wei's chair.

Chen Wei was opening a new pile of mail with a paper knife.

"Any interesting news?".

"No, it's all advertisements, bills, and public service announcements. Ah—here's a letter from the AI ​​Authority!"

"Is it the receipt you registered earlier? Let me take a look!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the letter and read line by line: "Well, the information is correct, the amount is correct, and here too... wait! What the hell is 'second-hand'?"

"Chen Wei! When you registered, you told the people in the administration that Xi Ye was second-hand?"

"Why didn't you ask clearly! As long as you haven't experienced other masters, you can't be considered second-hand! Now you're charged [-] yuan in taxes. You have nothing to do and you have to spend money to play, don't you?"

Chen Wei was taken aback: "I didn't say he was second-hand?"

"Didn't you say that? The management bureau sees that you don't understand the market and cheats you! No, you can find them to pay for it!"

"Why are robots being certified as second-hand and being taxed more?"

"Don't you know?" Lu Lin pulled out the chair and sat down beside him, "There are so many artificial intelligence robots produced every year, the market is saturated, and new products are hard to sell! If everyone still buys second-hand products, those manufacturers will eat a lot of money." What? Where does the government get finances and taxes from?"

"But how can we prevent everyone from buying cheap second-hand goods? There will be heavy taxes when registering!"

"So you see, buying second-hand is enough to attract people's resentment, and you and Qi Qi even opened a 'BD' to repair old robots! Does it deserve that the store is smashed several times a year, and no one cares about the police?"

"..."

I went to the kitchen to serve Lu Lin afternoon tea.

It took only 5 minutes to go back and forth, but in the courtyard, Chen Wei and Lu Lin stared at me with weird eyes, and there seemed to be some inexplicable stiffness in the air that warms you.

"Mr. Lu Lin, Ceylon black tea."

The wrist was grabbed.Lu Lin sneered, looking at me with malicious intent.

"Let go, don't scare anyone!" Chen Wei kicked him from under the table.

"Okay." Lu Lin let go of me, but folded his hands on his chest to calm himself down, "I won't ask, you can ask yourself."

I had some bad premonitions, Chen Wei looked at me: "Ye, Lu Lin just contacted the Administration of Artificial Intelligence, and there... said some strange things."

The author has something to say: Over there, Xiao Xiye, you are a male student with a story.

See how you explain to the master. hhhhh

Baoyang@兔商府师 of the optician's shop