[Water Margin Derivatives] Yulou people are drunk with apricot flowers

That Meng Yulou was originally a lady who had studied in a private school and was knowledgeable in books and etiquette. After hearing these verses, she thought to herself: "This poem was originally "Ode to Peony" handed down by Liu Mengde, and now it is chanted by the Taoist master. I'm afraid it means that the slave's family is actually the daughter of Yingmeng who picked off the fish head in Ximen's house, but I don't know what the explanation for the gold vase on the picture scroll is, and what the plum blossoms mean. Check it out."

When he was frowning and thinking, he suddenly heard a loud thunderclap outside the blue sky, scaring Meng Yulou's beautiful face to turn pale, he struggled, but Nan Ke Yimeng was slowly waking up.But when she saw herself sleeping on Fifth Sister Pan's Kang Yaner with her clothes on, she turned around and saw that Jin Lian was still sleeping soundly, with the pair of bright red embroidered shoes she had just made on her feet, the lonely lamp was silent, and the bamboo shadows were shaking. , just now everything is as if seen in a dream.

Yulou was shocked, she got up and wanted to find the Taoist robe, but she couldn't find it anywhere in the room, she couldn't help but wondered: "Could it be that the old Taoist really turned over on a somersault cloud? He enlightened me in the dream, but he can Take off the Taoist robes out of thin air, and when the sky is bright, I have to think of a way to find out whether the two Taoist priests have left..."

Seeing that it was already dark outside the window, and less than an hour later, I had to go to the house to say hello, and because I left the golden lotus behind and fell asleep, I reached out and pressed the sleepy cloud temples, and ordered the needles and other things that I brought. , taking advantage of no one in the early morning, he still returned to his courtyard from the corner gate.

But seeing that Xiaoluan had already got up and washed, she was rushing for water in the firewood room. Seeing her coming, she smiled and said, "Grandma is sleeping well. I saw that it was getting late yesterday. I went to look for you in Wuniang's room. I don't want to meet you." Sister Chunmei got up at night and took me to the main room, but saw that you and Fifth Grandma were sleeping soundly, so she never woke up Grandma, how are you doing now? I'm afraid it would be a bit expensive to sleep together."

Yulou fell asleep overnight, she was a little tired and impatient, because she shook her head and said: "I didn't sleep well all night, but the sky is almost bright, if I sleep again, I will miss the time to say hello, I'm afraid Grandma will feel bad, now Grandpa Resting in Sister Ping's room, the husband and wife will naturally sleep until the sun rises. Needless to say, your fifth grandma, on weekdays, even the king of heaven, I may not be willing to come out for a while. If my second sister and I don't go, teach her face How can I get by?"

Xiaoluan turned her mouth away when she heard the words: "Grandma is too willing to be soft, now grandma is a Buddha, so shy, the whole family let alone the housekeepers, grandmas, it's a little bit too much The girl with a face dared to offend her, so we made sacrifices every morning and evening to serve Xuantang. Those who knew said we were educated and reasonable, but those who didn't knew that we were incapable of keeping the Lord in the room, so we had to ask Grandma for help. Good."

Meng Yulou didn't wait for her to finish speaking and quickly said angrily: "You bastard said, whether others are good or not has nothing to do with us. As long as you do what you are supposed to do, are you afraid that you will not be rewarded? How can you be a girl with the masters' affairs? You can talk about it, the bigger you are, the more unruly you are, so hurry up and rush the water, I'm waiting to freshen up, don't just gossip with the boys in the tea room, be careful, I'll go back to the big grandma to beat you! "

Xiaoluan stuck out her tongue and ran away.Meng Yulou sent the girl away, and while going back to the embroidery room, she sat down on the edge of the Kang by the smoked cage, thinking about what she saw in her dream, but she didn't have a clue for a while.

After a while Xiaoluan came back from the tea room, mixed the hot water into the golden basin in the room, sprinkled the rose petals picked in the garden in front, stretched out her hand to test the temperature of the water, and said with a smile: "Grandma, come clean your face."

Yulou just came back to her senses when she heard the words, and agreed to stretch out her hand to take off the pearl shirt on the outer cover, and came to clean her face by the side of the golden basin shelf. Before grooming.

Because of last night's dream, Meng Yulou had many doubts in her heart, and she was only at the mercy of Xiaoluan. Xiaoluan asked a few times, "What kind of hair is grandma doing today?" :

"My grandma, what are you thinking about so much? Let me tell grandma a clever thing. When I went to the front to get water, I heard Qin Tonger, who was serving in the study, say that at night last night, in the study The music is so fluttering, it’s really not bluffing, the four children who play piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting were originally sound asleep, but who would have woken up as if they had made an appointment."

Hearing this, Meng Yulou suddenly came back to his senses and said, "Could it be that Wu Immortal Wu Daoye that Master left behind yesterday?"

Xiaoluan nodded when she heard the words: "Isn't that the old man who is trying to bluff people? I heard that he wears a bright dragon robe and rides a unicorn with horns on his head and scales on his belly. It's just like the one that the storyteller criticized. There is also a Xiaodao Tonger beside him, and that Tonger's dress is different from that in the daytime, and he looks like a good fortune boy under the seat of Guanyin Empress."

When Meng Yulou heard about this case, he thought to himself, "Since the old Taoist is wearing a dragon robe, he must be the incarnation of Lu Zu Chunyang. I remember hearing that Mr. Lu Dongbin was going to go to the flat peach covenant back then. It is difficult to live in heaven, because I have cultivated the technique of leaving the body of the true spirit, only the spirit goes to the banquet, but leaves the scholar's skin in the mortal world.

Who knows that one day in the sky and one year in the ground, Lu Dongbin just learned the way of immortality and didn't know the rules, and after returning from the banquet, the world has already changed, but where did he find his own skin?Coincidentally, when he was wandering with a little spirit, he suddenly heard that today's Tang Wang Li Shimin passed away. Because the time was right, he was reborn in the inner courtyard of the palace and became emperor for a few more years. The skin between the world.

Therefore, among the works handed down from generation to generation, everything depicts Lu Zu Chunyang's painting and shadow figures, some are dressed as scholars, and some are dressed as emperors with python robes and jade belts. "

Thinking of this, Meng Yulou nodded secretly, while instructing Xiaoluan to only put on a magu bun, without a flower crown, and put a golden hairpin obliquely on top of the bun, re-evened her face, and rubbed it a little. Soaked in rouge, I got up and went to the house to say hello.

The little Luan hurriedly said from behind: "Grandma, now that you are wearing such plain makeup, I'm afraid it won't be conspicuous. Look at this mansion, counting from the eldest grandma, who is not dressed up every day Hey, we are not born inferior to others, why do we always have to dress up in such a deserted way, with servants and maids watching coldly, if the residual makeup is removed, the grandma of the fifth house in this mansion, and the big girls and sisters who have been taken in by the master are not counted. , including us young ones, none of them have the appearance of a grandma, Zhou Zheng, why can't we dress up for others to see?"

The words made Meng Yulou chuckle and said: "I heard your little hoof chattering here early in the morning, so what if you are born well, if the man doesn't come, who will I show off with my beautiful clothes? Now your eldest grandma is pregnant. , I feel uncomfortable, but you tell me to bite the bullet and climb high branches?"

Xiao Luan pursed her lips and said nothing, he hesitated and said: "Even if you don't change your clothes and make-up, at least you can change into a pair of high and low red embroidered shoes that are full of lotus every step of the way. Now you are lying on the bed, you are angry , there are only three grandmothers and sisters in total, I'm afraid it's not good if they are too plain."

Meng Yulou couldn't help it, so she had to ask Xiaoluan to take the pair of embroidered high and low shoes she brought from her ex-husband's house and wear them, and complained, "You're wearing these backwards, what's so funny about walking wobbly. Hearing this, Xiaoluan said with a smile: "It was just that when I was strolling in the yard last time, grandma was wearing high and low embroidered shoes. The master saw it from behind and praised grandma for her good figure. Rested in the room for three nights, grandma forgot?"

Meng Yulou blushed before she could finish speaking, and spat: "I told you several times that you can't remember the serious things, and you always think about these unscrupulous things." Xiaoluan said aggrievedly :

"Grandma is the real master, so she naturally thinks of what she wants, she opens her mouth and stretches out her hand when it comes time to eat, how do you know the market below, and in the small kitchen downstairs, it is heard that the master is resting in which grandma's room, and the next morning will not wait." The people in the room urged us to go, and the breakfast was brought in a long time ago, the hot water was boiled in the tea room, so it is natural that they are closely following us, if the master loses face, our slave faces will also be honored, right?"

Hearing this, Meng Yulou also sighed in his heart, because he lowered his voice and said: "Look at you, you little hoof is wronged, but I just said a few words to you. You grew up with me since you were young, and you have moved all these years. You can't do it with one finger? Who are you still like Qiao Zhangzhi, acting like you're wronged? It's getting late now, but I have to rely on you to wear this pair of clothes, so I have to work. My sister helped me to go up to the house to say hello .”

The said little Luanyun broke through the moon, her flowers bloomed heavily, and she happily supported the third sister's jade body to go forward.

Because Meng Yulou married two concubines in the mansion recently, although Ximenqing's kindness to her has not diminished, it is inevitable that he will take care of the rain and dew, unlike in the past when he just lingered in her room, so he has not worn these high and low embroidered shoes for some days. As soon as I was on the road today, I suddenly felt stumbling under my jade feet. Even though Xiaoluan was carefully supporting her, she walked in a delicate and timid way, and when viewed from a distance, the waist of the willow twisted very beautifully.

The two masters and servants were walking, when they heard someone from a distance laughing coquettishly: "This is someone's ancestral grave. The fox has become a spirit, twisted like this in broad daylight. Could it be that he came to our house to steal a man?"

The two of Yulou looked back, and it turned out that Pan's Golden Lotus came staggeringly with a smile, covering her hand with a brocade handkerchief to her lips, giggling and laughing coquettishly.Seeing her taunting him, Yulou scolded her with a smile: "I've treated you as a shameless little hoof. I have been ignoring you a few times, but it's getting worse. Now it's just in time, let's go to the elder sister to judge!"