Brother is a bit bored

Seeing the two of them vying to take responsibility, Meng Qi sighed helplessly, "Did I say I would blame you?"

Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other and smiled at the same time.

Monkey continued, "I'm in two worlds with you now. There are some things that I shouldn't care about, and I can't care about them, but..."

He stopped at this point.

But Meng San didn't pursue the question, but changed the subject and asked, "Grandpa, you've been dead for so long, how are you doing underground? Why haven't you...give me a dream for so long?"

Monkey put his fist on his mouth and coughed a few times embarrassedly, "Ahem, that, San'er, grandpa is not underground, I am working above."

He said and pointed his finger above his head.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang almost dropped their jaws.

"Grandpa, you are..."

Lu Jingyang had sharp eyes and quick hands, and covered Meng Sanwen's mouth before he could speak.

Meng Qi immediately cast a gratified look at Lu Jingyang, and then explained in a low voice, "The superiors favored me. The previous Raytheon retired, so they let me take the top."

Meng Qi helped the Taoist Association many times when he was alive, captured several ferocious monsters, and also eliminated evil spirits. His merits are immeasurable, and he is well-deserved to be favored by his superiors after death.

"Master deserves it." Lu Jingyang said.

Meng San suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You have become the god of thunder, so I heard a familiar voice calling me the last time I played the demon, is that your old man?"

Monkey nodded, "If you weren't present, I wouldn't have killed that cholera demon so smoothly."

"So we still have credit?" Meng San looked at Meng Qi slyly and asked, "Then...if I accidentally make a mistake, can the credit be offset?"

Lu Jingyang, "..."

I don't see it!

Monkey immediately frowned, "Little brat, what trouble did you get into again?!"

Meng San hurried behind Lu Jingyang, "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I accidentally leaked the secret and kicked a person who shouldn't be transferred out of the pit."

The corner of Meng Qi's mouth twitched, and then he pulled Lu Jingyang away, and slapped Meng San on top of Meng San's head neatly, making him scream.

"Grandpa, please be gentle. Although this is a dream, the pain will still be there when I wake up!" Meng San shouted while hiding.

Lu Jingyang hurriedly stopped Meng Qi, "Master, please don't be angry, it's my fault, I usually only focus on teaching spells, and didn't spread the taboos with my junior brother, he didn't know that the man was destined to be bad, he thought it was because of the influence of feng shui in the yin house, he loves to gamble, So because of sympathy for his family, the mystery was leaked."

"Little bastard, I know that you are not a worry-free person!" Meng Qi hated iron and steel, "Do you know the consequences?"

"That's why I asked Grandpa if he can offset his merits and demerits." Meng Sansizhu retorted without fear of boiling water.

Meng Qi sighed heavily, "Sooner or later, you will cause my old man to die too!"

Scolding is all about scolding, but Meng Qi is still reluctant to really beat Meng San to death, "I'll go back and solve this matter now, if you make trouble in the future, my old man will burn the three souls and seven souls with a fire , so as not to be implicated by you again."

"I will always listen to my brother from now on, and I will never mess around." Meng San hurriedly raised his paw to promise.

Monkey finally slapped him hard on the back of the head, and told Lu Jingyang, "Jingyang, I entrust this bastard to you."

These words sounded like a pun, and it really felt like entrusting him for life. Lu Jingyang solemnly agreed, "Master, don't worry, I will take good care of Ah Ze, and nothing will happen to him."

"Don't say anything about my current identity. I will teach you the method of attracting thunder later. It will be useful for eliminating demons and defending the Tao in the future, so you need to understand it carefully." Meng Qi said.

Lu Jingyang nodded, "Thank you, Master."

Monkey didn't say any more, and his figure disappeared into the mist instantly.

As soon as he left, Meng San and Lu Jingyang woke up at the same time, Meng San immediately covered his head and shouted in pain, "Really, I haven't seen you for a few years, and give me a good spanking as soon as we meet, am I my grandson?"

"Shouldn't you fight?" Lu Jingyang looked at him with raised eyebrows.

With Meng Qi's approval, Lu Jingyang's hanging heart finally let go, that kind of happiness like eating honey almost filled him up, thanks to his usual pretentiousness, he is not so complacent now.

Meng San is such a fine person, he immediately sneered when he heard this, "Men Sao Nan, you are actually going to die of happiness!"

Lu Jingyang rubbed his head, "Okay, let's go home after dinner, Er Dan and a litter of chicks are at home."

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"Boom--"

It was already evening when Meng San and Lu Jingyang returned to the county seat, the scorching sun in the afternoon, but in the evening it suddenly changed, with lightning and thunder.

"Could it be that heaven punished us for coming? How did grandpa do things, it's too embarrassing for grandson!" Meng San said crowingly while driving.

Lu Jingyang was completely powerless to complain, "Drive well, if you die, I will die with you."

"But I haven't lived enough!"

"Shut up and drive well, thank you!"

"Baby, can you be gentle at this time, I would rather die in your gentle hometown."

"..."

Originally, life seemed to be about to die, and the dangerous situation of panic, let him make such gags, which completely changed the taste.

"Beep--"

The white SUV that had been following Meng San and the others honked impatiently, intending to overtake.

This section of the road is full of curves, overtaking is very dangerous, and there is lightning and thunder all around, and the person behind him wants to run out to grab the show and try to kill him, Meng San suddenly became angry and simply accelerated, just not giving way to the other party.

"Boom—boom—"

"Clap--"

Accompanied by deafening thunder, the boulders beside the mountain road were split open, and the flying gravel hit the car glass with crackling noises.

If you're in a bad mood, I'm afraid you'll be scared to pee now.

Meng San was still driving steadily on the winding mountain road.

The downpour followed, and the rain hit the front window of the car, making it almost impossible to see the road ahead.

Thunder billowed behind the white SUV, and the big trees on the side of the road were felled, almost hitting the roof of the car. The scene was thrilling.

"No, that thunder doesn't seem to be aimed at us!" Lu Jingyang shouted suddenly.

If it's not aimed at them, it's aimed at the white car behind, shitty, bad luck!

Meng San scolded MMP in his heart, clenched the steering wheel with both hands, controlled the car to speed up, and tried to distance himself from that car.

But the car behind him also continued to accelerate, following Meng San closely, without relaxing at all.

Meng San glanced at the rearview mirror, and asked Lu Jingyang in a deep voice, "Heavenly Dao has no reason to chase after people for no reason, can it be a monster? Do we need to help intercept it? Maybe this time it will really pay off pass!"