Brother is a bit bored

"Don't think of me like you, a bastard-minded guy all day long. I brought you home because the big killer will bring her cousins ​​over later, and I plan to temporarily settle them here." Meng San said without any guilt, as if he had forgotten that it was he who took the initiative to kiss others in the first place.

Lu Jingyang didn't bother with him, but narrowed his eyes and said meaningfully, "Oh, the golden house hides the beauty, and if you hide it, you will get two."

Meng Sanyi felt pain in his back when he saw this look in his eyes, "Don't think about it, I'm so broken by you that I can't straighten up when I face women!"

"Remember what I told you, you are very lucky, and it is inevitable that I will be worried." Lu Jingyang said pretending to be worried.

Meng San sneered, "Hehe, don't come here, we are with each other, anyway, I'm still provoking people!"

Lu Jingyang, "..."

The two had a verbal battle over the issue of "peach blossom", and soon Shen Lan arrived with Shen Xi, who was in a particularly bad state of mind.

Seeing that Lu Jingyang was also in Mengsan's house, Shen Lan rolled her eyes to the sky, and complained sourly, "It's really inseparable."

Shen Xi was embarrassed. After all, a few days ago she thought Meng San and Lu Jingyang were gods with disdain, and now she rushed to ask for help. The slaps came so fast, like a tornado!

Seeing Shen Xi coming, Meng San sat down on the sofa without saying a word, and warmed her a cup of hot milk thoughtfully, "Don't worry, you won't see unclean things in my house at any time. "

"Clap!"

With the sudden sound, an egg the size of a fist fell out of Lu Jingyang's carry-on bag, and it was circling on the ground with its buttocks upright in a frightening way.

Time seemed to be completely frozen at this moment, and the four people present made sand sculptures with different expressions.

After a pause for a few seconds, Lu Jingyang finally came to his senses, quickly picked up the egg that was dancing in circles, and said very calmly, "I accidentally touched the switch just now, I'm sorry, Keep talking, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette."

After that, he got up and walked to the balcony outside.

Fortunately, Shen Xi didn't doubt it, just rubbed his temples a little tiredly, and then looked at Meng San, "I have checked a lot of information recently, it is said that Yin and Yang eyes can be closed, I wonder if the two masters can help me ?”

"You don't have yin and yang eyes, but you are destined to become a psychic medium. We can't help it." Meng San said.

Shen Xi's face was full of collapse, "Is there really no way?"

"Actually, you can try to accept this identity. Frankly speaking, I never thought about being a Daoist, and I was even very repulsed to go out and help people do things. But when I really came into contact with this business, I gradually got used to it. I have done it, and the more I do it, the more interesting it becomes." Meng San took himself as an example.

"But I don't know what I should do at all!" Shen Xi scratched her head irritably, her long black hair was made like a chicken coop by her, and she had no image of a goddess.

Meng Sandao said, "If you don't mind, you can stay with me for a while, and then think about what to do next when you get used to it."

"I disagree!" Shen Lan suddenly interrupted the two of them.

Meng San was a little speechless, "How can I have anything wrong with your sister if I'm a crook? Besides, I don't live at home at all."

Shen Lan was taken aback, and asked viciously, "Are you living together?"

Before Meng San could answer, Shen Lan continued to ask, "Are you the one who was pressed?!"

Meng San, "..."

It is difficult to raise a woman and a villain, the ancients did not deceive me!

Meng San's scars were exposed, and he wished to lift the table on the spot, "Fuck, don't underestimate people, I seem to be crushed? If you don't worry about it, your sister will stay with you, I'm too lazy to stay with you Nonsense, let's go!"

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When he returned to Lu Jingyang's house, Meng San was still annoyed, "This big killer is really too much!"

At this time, it is definitely not wise to prod him by telling the truth, Lu Jingyang put his arm around him and changed the subject, "Are you hungry, I'll make you supper?"

"If I want to eat steamed eggs, I will eat the one in your bag!"

"Okay, I'll make you steamed eggs."

As Lu Jingyang spoke, he went into the kitchen and took out a few packaged green-shell eggs from the refrigerator.

Meng San went to dig out his bag on his own, and took out the egg full of doubts, but at this time it was extremely honest, as if it was really just an ordinary egg, and would not run around by itself.

"You give me another jump!" Meng San said, tapping on the eggshell with his fingers.

The egg remained motionless.

Meng San picked it up and put it next to his ear and shook it vigorously a few times, but there was still no movement at all.

It's an evil door!It must be a demon egg!

Meng San cursed in a low voice, threw the egg into the corner of the sofa, then took out his mobile phone and hit the king.

Where he couldn't see, the egg rolled around in a circle, seemingly very proud of it.

After half an hour, Lu Jingyang came out of the kitchen with a bowl of yellow and tender steamed eggs, and put it on the tea table in front of Mengsan, "The steamed eggs you want, quickly taste it."

Meng San smelled the aroma, and couldn't care less about the game halfway through. He threw the phone directly, and couldn't wait to grab the spoon and start eating.

"Be careful!"

At the same time as Lu Jingyang reminded, he had already grabbed his wrist, preventing him from stuffing the spoonful of pudding-like steamed eggs into his mouth.

Meng San Cuisine couldn't eat it all right now, so he immediately looked at him aggrieved, "I'm not a child, how can it be so easy to burn my mouth?"

Lu Jingyang gave him a thoughtful blow, and then let go of his hand, "Okay, eat slowly."

Meng San was too lazy to complain, and quickly opened his mouth to prepare to eat.

Unexpectedly, at this time, another Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, and the egg that was thrown in the corner of the sofa suddenly flew over, and directly hit the spoon in his hand along with the steamed egg to the ground.

"Damn it, it's the other way around. See if I won't cook you today." Meng San said, and wanted to catch the preserved egg that had done something bad and was still circling on the ground.

But as soon as he approached, the egg immediately slid under the sofa as if it had eyes, and the speed was extremely fast.

"Mo Dan, we definitely got a goblin back!" Meng San said while desperately trying to catch the egg.

Lu Jingyang couldn't stand it any longer, and brought him another spoon, "Okay, let's eat first."

"Let me tell you, this thing is so bad before it hatches, maybe what will happen in the future!" Meng San said angrily.

Lu Jingyang looked at the egg with a little tip exposed under the sofa, and couldn't help laughing, "No matter what it is, as long as we haven't done anything harmful to nature, we don't have the right to kill it for no reason. I believe that as long as we teach it well , it will behave."

Hearing Lu Jingyang's words, the egg immediately rolled out, bouncing to Lu Jingyang's feet, circling around with its butt upright as if being cute.