Brother is a bit bored

After the wedding, all the guests were invited to the hotel restaurant for a formal dinner.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang took off their suit jackets and waited until everyone was seated before toasting.

There are more than 100 tables in the banquet. If every table really toasts, it is estimated that ten bartenders will not be enough to cause trouble, so the hotel prepares fake wine mixed with water for the groom, 90.00% water and [-]% white wine.

There are more ways to play in Jinghai City. The guests will prepare a lot of red envelopes when toasting. If the newcomers want to get the red envelopes, they have to drink the wine they prepared.

There are many kinds of wine prepared by the guests. Liquor, beer mixed with soup, soy sauce, chili mustard, etc. Everything they can add to the wine table is simply the ultimate in dark cuisine. Although this thing is just a glass, it is the groom and the best man. , The bartenders each share a drink, which is enough.

"Do you want to play so big, brothers?" Huang Yue looked at the dark food in front of him and asked.

The table they passed was brothers who grew up together in the village, so there was a lot of trouble.

A chubby brother put out a dozen red envelopes, "We must play the big ones, today is San'er's big day, how can we be worthy of our relationship for so many years if we don't play big ones!"

"Yes, the relationship is so boring!"

"You bastards still know that this is a happy event? Why don't you just sip this cup of the best dark cooking wine, and today's red matter will turn into white matter!" A bartender smiled wryly.

"Then each of you has one bite, who will come first?" Everyone continued to boo.

"Are you trying to prevent me from entering the bridal chamber after toasting?" Meng San also laughed.

"Yo yo, the groom is eager to bridal chamber!" Everyone booed again, and now the whole audience burst into laughter.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang were already immune to this kind of teasing after so many sessions today, and they immediately replied loudly, "You guys are not talking nonsense, what's the banquet if you don't enter the bridal chamber?"

"Okay, that's a quick fix, let's quickly drink down the table and leave!" The fat man said meanly.

"Oh my God, please forgive me!" Meng San was the first to step up to pick up the glass of dark cooking wine and sipped lightly, although he complained endlessly.

Immediately, the terrifying smell of chili soy sauce and mustard choked him so much that he coughed, tears and snot coming out of his nose.

"Cough, cough..." Meng San bent over and coughed, Lu Jingyang hurriedly supported him, then took the water from the table and handed it to his mouth, "Come on, drink some water and rinse."

Meng San hurriedly took it and took a big gulp before recovering a little bit, "No, it's too exciting, I don't want to play with it like this, I can't drink it, put this red envelope away, I don't want it anymore."

"That's not okay, how can a groom refuse a red envelope!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Otherwise, I'll give you a discount, just drink half of it."

Fortunately, the cups used for the banquet are not big, so two or three people can drink half of it.

"It's settled, I won't play with you in the back, or I won't be respectful when I drink, I'll let you go to the bridal chamber immediately!" Meng San shouted to the audience.

Unexpectedly, the people behind who hadn't offered a toast also shouted, "Okay, we won't drink here, we have a lot of meat here, and I'll save the fattest pork for you!"

"Come on, wait for you!"

I'll go, you really know how to play!

Meng San and Lu Jingyang are about to cry, these people are so capable of causing trouble!

Finally, after Lu Jingyang, Huang Yue and Zhang Jiahao had a sip of dark cooking wine, they finally passed the first level.

The table at the back really had a piece of greasy pork in a bowl, and there was also a pile of red envelopes under the bowl.

Lu Jingyang looked at that piece of fat, his stomach was already rolling, how could he say this?

"Old rules, the groom, the bartender, and the groomsmen, each with one mouthful, after eating, the next one is coming!" A buddy at the table shouted.

"Stop the ink, I'll come first!" Huang Haojian picked up the meat and took a bite first.

The fat came out of the mouth, which shows how fatty it is!

"It can't be helped, let's do it!" Chen Yongfei also roared, came up and took a second bite.

The couple of best men in this session were really awesome, and they ate the fat buckle meat in one bite, without Meng San and Lu Jingyang going off in person.

"Ouch—" Zhang Jiahao, who was the last one to finish eating, couldn't stand it anymore, he retched and hurried towards the bathroom.

Several other people also looked disheveled, extremely uncomfortable.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang patted their shoulders respectively, "It's hard for everyone."

"Hahaha……"

The guests continued to laugh and laugh, but the next few tables played differently. They tied a small apple with a rope and hung it up, making Meng San and Lu Jingyang stand face to face to bite the apple, and the person in charge of pulling the rope stood on the stool Every time the two started biting, they pulled the rope, deliberately letting them kiss together.

All the guests had long forgotten to eat and just watched the excitement.

After finally biting into the apple, everyone came up with another trick: "The next step is the main event, let's have a truth or dare, everyone agree? Let's say yes first, play five rounds, this is double drinking, the first one ordered One drink once, two drinks the second time, and four drinks the third time!"

"Damn it, it's too cruel!" The groomsmen and the bartenders complained incessantly.

The crowd asked Meng San and Lu Jingyang to stand facing each other, and then they turned the beer bottle among them, and whoever the bottle pointed at was the one.

The first round of the bottle was aimed at Lu Jingyang.

The person who turned the bottle immediately asked with a smirk, "Very well, Senior Brother Lu, is it true or a big risk?"

"Be honest." Lu Jingyang said helplessly.

The man and the person at the same table looked at each other, and then asked cheaply, "May I ask what color underwear you are wearing today?"

"Fuck, are you dying? Dare to tease my wife!" Meng San immediately exploded without waiting for Lu Jingyang's answer, trying to pinch the questioner.

The questioner hurriedly hid behind a girl, and when Meng San hadn't moved, he poked his head out and said, "Don't try to waste time, or the punishment will be doubled."

The others immediately looked at Lu Jingyang and booed, "Senior Brother Lu, answer quickly, we need a physical examination!"

"You dare to take off his pants!!" Meng San became impatient again.

"I'll have a drink." Lu Jingyang interrupted them.

"Cut!" Everyone immediately coaxed.

"I drink!" Meng San snatched Lu Jingyang's glass and drank it down.

With Lu Jingyang's drinking capacity, what else would he do if he was drunk?

"Yo yo, my heart hurts." Everyone booed at Meng San.

Meng San put the wine glass on the table and shouted, "Come again!"

The second round of the bottle was aimed at Lu Jingyang.

There was an evil light in everyone's eyes, "Senior Brother Lu, you can't escape."

"Let's be honest."

"What's San'er's favorite pose?"

"Wow!" The atmosphere of the audience was about to explode during this round of questions.

This time Lu Jingyang was shrewd, "Of course I like them all."

"Oh oh oh oh!"

Everyone has turned the house over.

Meng San immediately went to beat Lu Jingyang, "It's on the road!"

Taking advantage of everyone's booing, Lu Jingyang leaned closer to Mengsan's ear and said, "Let's unlock a new pose in the bridal chamber tonight."

Shameless old hooligan!

Meng San's ears were all red.

"What did the two of you whisper? The third is blushing!"

"Don't panic on the spot!"

"Hahaha, you guys are so dirty!!!"

At noon in the third round, it was transferred to Mengsan.

At this time, the bottle spinner shouted, "You guys can't do this, change the rules, if you're honest, you can't always choose this round, you have to take a big risk!"

"Are you sitting on the ground and raising the price? You're breaking the rules!" Huang Yue and others also helped bargain.

"If you don't accept it, you will be punished!"

"You boy, look back and I won't mess with you!"

"Wait for you!"

"You are so cheap!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, take a big risk, take a big risk, tell me, what do you want me to do?" Meng San interrupted them.

Everyone thought about it, and finally someone shouted, "While kissing, the princess hugged Senior Brother Lu and walked around the table three times!"

The audience immediately applauded, "Oh, princess hug, princess hug!"

I really want to pry open the brains of these people to see what they have installed.

"I drink!" Meng San said.

Everyone immediately poured two glasses of wine to him.

Lu Jingyang in the fourth round.

"Sincerely."

"When was your first time?"

"Last year." Lu Jingyang didn't hesitate.

"Cut, what kind of stupid question is this? Can you ask it? It's not exciting at all! No, ask again and again."

Meng San immediately said, "How can there be such a fool, you fool and drink!"

Who would have thought that the man would really pick up the wine glass and do it, "Okay, let me ask again, how many times do you have in one night, and how many times do you climax!"

"This must be answered!"

"Isn't it just four cups, come on!" Meng San was still extremely proud.

Then everyone protested again, "It's boring, now start drinking and blowing bottles while refusing to answer questions!"

"Blow the bottle, blow the bottle!" Everyone patted the table and booed.

Meng San grabbed the wine bottle and wanted to do it, but Lu Jingyang held him down and said with a smile, "Five times! All orgasms!"

"Tch, it's only been five times, you can't do it twice!"

"Ha ha……"

The last round of Mongolia three.

"This round can only be a big adventure, it must be explosive!"

"Now everyone pay attention, please kiss with tongue for 1 minute!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other, as if they were considering whether to kiss with tongue or blow two bottles of wine in a row.

Just when Meng San reached out to grab the bottle, Lu Jingyang suddenly grabbed his wrist, dragged him and ran away.

"Alas, run away, catch them!"

"Brother Lu, well done!" Huang Yue and the others followed suit.

So the whole hotel staged a round of chasing the crowd.

Lu Jingyang dragged Meng San all the way to the first floor and ran towards the beach. Dozens of people were chasing after him. The tourists on the beach thought there was a riot and almost called the police.