Brother is a bit bored
Chapter 164 I want to play too
"Baby, is this still on the street? You want to murder your husband?" Xing Yihan avoided Huang Yueh's attack and continued to tease him.
"Bah! If you don't keep your mouth clean, I will die with you even if I don't have magic tricks!" Huang Yue said through gritted teeth.
Unexpectedly, Xing Yihan became even more excited, "Life is different, so you want to live together with me?"
Huang Yue thought that he and Meng San were shameless enough, but he didn't expect this guy to be even worse than them, so he simply ignored him and walked back.
Xing Yihan moved more quickly to block his way, "Yo, I'm angry, can I apologize to you? Didn't I agree to have breakfast together?"
"Eat it yourself!"
Damn, he must have an abnormal brain circuit to agree to come out with this psychopath!
Xing Yihan wanted to say something more, but the hand holding Huang Yue's wrist was pulled away, and he saw Zhao Ran from the side.
Different from yesterday's state of mourning and concubine examination, today's Zhao Ran seems to be a different person, and seems to be very energetic.
In the end what happened?
Xing Yihan sneered, "It's really disappointing, I just want to have breakfast with you, baby, why do people always hate it so much!"
"I said, don't involve him anymore!" Zhao Ran looked at Xing Yihan sharply.
Xing Yihan narrowed his eyes slightly, "It seems that you are trying to hinder me again?"
"No matter what, I won't give him up to you!" Zhao Ran's eyes were firm.
"Hundreds of years have passed, and you are still as brazen as ever!" Xing Yihan almost gritted his teeth, his eyes full of resentment.
Zhao Ran stood in front of Huang Yue, "You and I can't be active for too long during the day, so we'll solve the problem at night."
After speaking, he pulled Huang Yue and teleported back directly.
Fortunately, there were no people on the street, otherwise the disappearance of two big living people in broad daylight would not scare people to death.
Back at the alley where Ye's house was located, Huang Yue shook off Zhao Ran's hand, "Okay, I'm here, you can go too."
After finishing speaking, he didn't go back to Ye's house.
"Huang Yue..."
"I don't want to know anything now, and I don't want to see either of you."
"I like you!"
Huang Yue's footsteps stopped suddenly, and the expression on his face was indescribable, and he lost control of his expression.
"Are you crazy? Lao Tzu and San'er are different! I have had girlfriends, been in love, and had sex. Lao Tzu is a serious straight man, and he likes women with protruding fronts and curvy backs!" Huang Yue regained his expression. Then he turned around and cursed angrily.
Zhao Ran was still as calm as ever, walking up to him step by step, "I know all of this."
"Don't come here!" Huang Yue pointed at him in a panic and yelled, preventing him from approaching him, and then ran towards Ye's house.
******
Huh, crazy, all crazy!
Huang Yue entered the door, poured a glass of water and drank it in one gulp, still unable to calm down his nervousness.
"Yo? Are you back? Are you happy to go out on a date?" Meng Sanhao's leisurely teasing suddenly came from behind, scaring Huang Yue so much that he couldn't even hold his cup steadily.
Huang Yue turned around speechlessly, "You scared me to death!"
It was only after I finished speaking that I realized something was wrong, "Do you know who I went out with?!"
Meng San sneered, "That guy has such a demonic aura, do you think my brother and I are dead or have severe rhinitis?"
Huang Yue immediately became angry when he heard it, "It's too much, why are you brothers? Knowing that I was taken away by the monster, you still stay at home calmly and talk to your man!"
Meng San put down the notebook in his hand, "Doesn't that person like you? He won't be willing to hurt you."
Huang Yue frowned, "How do you know he likes me?"
"You can tell it just by looking at it." Accidentally leaked the word, Meng San simply joked with him and prepared to prevaricate.
Unexpectedly, Huang Yue's IQ soared at this time, "Do you think I'm a pig's brain? How much do you know?"
Meng San continued to pretend to be innocent, "I know that both Xing Yihan and Zhao Ran like you, anyone with a discerning eye can see it, not to mention that I and them are still in the same league."
"Sick! You are all sick!" Huang Yue cursed angrily, and went upstairs angrily.
"Why are you so angry?" Meng San muttered to Huang Yue's back.
"Because Zhao Ran confessed to him." Lu Jingyang walked in from the courtyard and said with a smile.
Meng San raised his eyebrows, "Are you eavesdropping?"
Lu Jingyang didn't feel embarrassed at all, "It's because they were talking too loudly in the alley."
"You're trying to practice the rhythm of the wind!"
"The distance is only within ten meters, not to mention that their voices just now must have exceeded [-] decibels. When it comes to hanging up, I am not as good as you. You have already harvested three notebooks. If you learn acupuncture, you will be invincible." "Although Lu Jingyang's tone was teasing, her phoenix eyes were full of joy.
Meng San's slender fingers stroked the somewhat tattered shell of the notebook, but his eyes were fixed on Lu Jingyang, "I think we are very lucky to meet so many people who help us, I will definitely learn acupuncture and moxibustion to heal your eyes .”
Lu Jingyang walked up to him and kissed him on the lips, "Thank you for your hard work. From now on, my son and I will rely on you for protection."
Meng San squeezed his delicate chin, "Look at this mouth, it's as sweet as honey. Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?"
In Xie Yuan's enchantment, it is not affected at all. The hidden strength of this man is probably incalculable to him.
"You still have reservations about me. Do you not trust me or do you have ulterior motives?" Meng San still kept pinching Lu Jingyang's chin, but his eyes suddenly became sharp.
This person has always been smart, and Lu Jingyang knew that he must not be fooled easily.
"Would you believe me if I told you that I, like Zhao Ran, can't remember my past clearly?" Lu Jingyang suddenly said passionately.
"I believe..." Meng Sanyan smiled so hard that the corners of his eyes crooked, "...you big-headed ghost!!"
"Well, I just think that keeping a little mystery between husband and wife can help to enhance the relationship." Lu Jingyang began to talk nonsense seriously.
"Dad, Daddy, what are you playing? I want to play too!" Er Dan's sudden voice interrupted the two of them.
Meng San hurriedly let go of Lu Jingyang and kept his distance.
Er Dan hopped up to them, and complained childishly, "You guys are too much, don't call me for playing games!"
Meng San coughed twice, looked at Er Dan seriously, "Father and Daddy are discussing things, not playing."
"Father is lying, I clearly saw that you were playing kiss just now, and I want to play kiss too." Erdan said with a pout.
Meng San, "..."
What an embarrassment!
Lu Jingyang smiled unkindly, deliberately seeing that Meng San was embarrassed.
In the end, Meng San had no choice but to bend down and kiss Erdan on the face, "Okay, can you play by yourself? Dad wants to continue with Bai~Wan Xiao! Let me tell you."
Erdan looked at Lu Jingyang again, "Daddy hasn't kissed Erdan yet!"
Lu Jingyang stretched out his hand to pinch Erdan's chubby face, and kissed him on the other cheek, "Is it all right now? Let's go play."
Erdan smiled contentedly, "Can I have cake?"
"I can only eat one." Lu Jingyang said.
"Is it okay to have three?" Er Dan immediately bargained.
"Two, no bargaining is allowed." Meng San made a direct decision.
Er Dan immediately laughed out of deceit, "Thank you, Dad!"
After speaking, he ran to the kitchen to get the cake.
Meng San frowned, "Who did this cunning and treacherous character follow?"
Lu Jingyang couldn't help but patted his head, "Smart is better than mentally retarded, right, as long as you teach him well, he will be a good boy."
Meng San immediately laughed when he heard the words, "Then it will be hard for my wife to teach the children well in the future."
Lu Jingyang immediately replied, "Education is a matter for both husband and wife, how can it be possible to give it all to me?"
At this moment, Ye Xiaoxiao led Cheng Tianyou and Jiang Wan in from the outside. Cheng Tianyou was still carrying large and small bags of gifts, while Jiang Wan was holding his arm, with a happy expression on his face.
"Thank you two gentlemen, if it wasn't for you, I'm afraid I would really have lost Wan'er." Cheng Tianyou was very excited, as if he wanted to kneel down and kowtow.
Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other and smiled, "Just treat her well in the future."
Cheng Tianyou nodded, and then took out a red invitation card, "We will get married next Monday, please come if you are free."
Meng San took the invitation and jokingly said, "Then shall we follow the gift?"
Cheng Tianyou quickly waved his hands, "It's already an honor for you two to come."
Lu Jingyang smiled, "He just likes to joke, don't worry about it, we will definitely be there when the time comes."
"Father, Daddy, do you want to (go) to play? Oh (I) want to come too!" Erdan spoke vaguely with a cake in his mouth.
At first glance, seeing a cute and delicate child running out to call Meng San and Lu Jingyang's father, Cheng Tianyou's jaw almost dropped, "This child..."
Meng San directly hugged Er Dan, and introduced, "My son Meng Yunyi, just came from his hometown, is he cute?"
Aren't these two people that kind of relationship?When will I have a baby?Mr. Meng had a baby with his ex-girlfriend, right?
Although full of suspicion, Cheng Tianyou still said honestly, "It's very cute, he looks quite similar to you, and he will definitely be a top handsome guy when he grows up."
"It was born by my wife." Meng San held Erdan in one hand, and pulled Lu Jingyang's hand with the other to interlock his fingers.
Lu Jingyang, "..."
Now Cheng Tianyou was not calm anymore, "Men... can men also have children?"
"My wife's situation is special." Meng San said without blushing or panting.
Cheng Tianyou believed it, and looked at Lu Jingyang with admiration, "Mr. Lu is really amazing!"
Lu Jingyang, "..."
Meng San seemed to be addicted to nonsense, and said very proudly, "That is, it doesn't matter whose daughter-in-law is, if I am not good, can I marry him? You also work hard, and have a precious son soon."
"Thank you for your blessing." Cheng Tianyou secretly glanced at Jiang Wan next to him, and said with some embarrassment.
"Okay, there are still things to do at home, let's go back." Jiang Wan reminded him softly.
Cheng Tianyou acted like he was obeying his wife's orders, and immediately said goodbye to everyone, pulled Jiang Wan and left.
"It's so hard and rewarding, it makes me want to get out of the single and fall in love." Ye Xiaoxiao said with emotion.
Meng San sensed Zhao Ran's aura entering the room, and deliberately said to Ye Xiaoxiao, "That's not easy, I'll introduce you to one. How about my good brother Huang Yue? He's handsome, humorous, and has a sense of justice." , The conditions of his family are also good, he has already bought a new house in the county, four bedrooms and two living rooms, I heard from my uncle and aunt that he will buy a new car when he gets married, what do you think?"
Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't see Zhao Ran, but she faintly felt a chill behind her back, which made her shiver in fright.
But Lu Jingyang and Er Dan could see clearly that Zhao Ran was standing by the door and staring at her back.
"Anyway, we won't leave here so soon. You should seize the opportunity to get along with him. He is actually very soft-hearted and easy to tease." Meng San also had his back to Zhao Ran, and he couldn't see Zhao Ran's expression at the moment, so She simply pretended not to know that he was coming, and continued to encourage Ye Xiaoxiao.
"Bah! If you don't keep your mouth clean, I will die with you even if I don't have magic tricks!" Huang Yue said through gritted teeth.
Unexpectedly, Xing Yihan became even more excited, "Life is different, so you want to live together with me?"
Huang Yue thought that he and Meng San were shameless enough, but he didn't expect this guy to be even worse than them, so he simply ignored him and walked back.
Xing Yihan moved more quickly to block his way, "Yo, I'm angry, can I apologize to you? Didn't I agree to have breakfast together?"
"Eat it yourself!"
Damn, he must have an abnormal brain circuit to agree to come out with this psychopath!
Xing Yihan wanted to say something more, but the hand holding Huang Yue's wrist was pulled away, and he saw Zhao Ran from the side.
Different from yesterday's state of mourning and concubine examination, today's Zhao Ran seems to be a different person, and seems to be very energetic.
In the end what happened?
Xing Yihan sneered, "It's really disappointing, I just want to have breakfast with you, baby, why do people always hate it so much!"
"I said, don't involve him anymore!" Zhao Ran looked at Xing Yihan sharply.
Xing Yihan narrowed his eyes slightly, "It seems that you are trying to hinder me again?"
"No matter what, I won't give him up to you!" Zhao Ran's eyes were firm.
"Hundreds of years have passed, and you are still as brazen as ever!" Xing Yihan almost gritted his teeth, his eyes full of resentment.
Zhao Ran stood in front of Huang Yue, "You and I can't be active for too long during the day, so we'll solve the problem at night."
After speaking, he pulled Huang Yue and teleported back directly.
Fortunately, there were no people on the street, otherwise the disappearance of two big living people in broad daylight would not scare people to death.
Back at the alley where Ye's house was located, Huang Yue shook off Zhao Ran's hand, "Okay, I'm here, you can go too."
After finishing speaking, he didn't go back to Ye's house.
"Huang Yue..."
"I don't want to know anything now, and I don't want to see either of you."
"I like you!"
Huang Yue's footsteps stopped suddenly, and the expression on his face was indescribable, and he lost control of his expression.
"Are you crazy? Lao Tzu and San'er are different! I have had girlfriends, been in love, and had sex. Lao Tzu is a serious straight man, and he likes women with protruding fronts and curvy backs!" Huang Yue regained his expression. Then he turned around and cursed angrily.
Zhao Ran was still as calm as ever, walking up to him step by step, "I know all of this."
"Don't come here!" Huang Yue pointed at him in a panic and yelled, preventing him from approaching him, and then ran towards Ye's house.
******
Huh, crazy, all crazy!
Huang Yue entered the door, poured a glass of water and drank it in one gulp, still unable to calm down his nervousness.
"Yo? Are you back? Are you happy to go out on a date?" Meng Sanhao's leisurely teasing suddenly came from behind, scaring Huang Yue so much that he couldn't even hold his cup steadily.
Huang Yue turned around speechlessly, "You scared me to death!"
It was only after I finished speaking that I realized something was wrong, "Do you know who I went out with?!"
Meng San sneered, "That guy has such a demonic aura, do you think my brother and I are dead or have severe rhinitis?"
Huang Yue immediately became angry when he heard it, "It's too much, why are you brothers? Knowing that I was taken away by the monster, you still stay at home calmly and talk to your man!"
Meng San put down the notebook in his hand, "Doesn't that person like you? He won't be willing to hurt you."
Huang Yue frowned, "How do you know he likes me?"
"You can tell it just by looking at it." Accidentally leaked the word, Meng San simply joked with him and prepared to prevaricate.
Unexpectedly, Huang Yue's IQ soared at this time, "Do you think I'm a pig's brain? How much do you know?"
Meng San continued to pretend to be innocent, "I know that both Xing Yihan and Zhao Ran like you, anyone with a discerning eye can see it, not to mention that I and them are still in the same league."
"Sick! You are all sick!" Huang Yue cursed angrily, and went upstairs angrily.
"Why are you so angry?" Meng San muttered to Huang Yue's back.
"Because Zhao Ran confessed to him." Lu Jingyang walked in from the courtyard and said with a smile.
Meng San raised his eyebrows, "Are you eavesdropping?"
Lu Jingyang didn't feel embarrassed at all, "It's because they were talking too loudly in the alley."
"You're trying to practice the rhythm of the wind!"
"The distance is only within ten meters, not to mention that their voices just now must have exceeded [-] decibels. When it comes to hanging up, I am not as good as you. You have already harvested three notebooks. If you learn acupuncture, you will be invincible." "Although Lu Jingyang's tone was teasing, her phoenix eyes were full of joy.
Meng San's slender fingers stroked the somewhat tattered shell of the notebook, but his eyes were fixed on Lu Jingyang, "I think we are very lucky to meet so many people who help us, I will definitely learn acupuncture and moxibustion to heal your eyes .”
Lu Jingyang walked up to him and kissed him on the lips, "Thank you for your hard work. From now on, my son and I will rely on you for protection."
Meng San squeezed his delicate chin, "Look at this mouth, it's as sweet as honey. Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?"
In Xie Yuan's enchantment, it is not affected at all. The hidden strength of this man is probably incalculable to him.
"You still have reservations about me. Do you not trust me or do you have ulterior motives?" Meng San still kept pinching Lu Jingyang's chin, but his eyes suddenly became sharp.
This person has always been smart, and Lu Jingyang knew that he must not be fooled easily.
"Would you believe me if I told you that I, like Zhao Ran, can't remember my past clearly?" Lu Jingyang suddenly said passionately.
"I believe..." Meng Sanyan smiled so hard that the corners of his eyes crooked, "...you big-headed ghost!!"
"Well, I just think that keeping a little mystery between husband and wife can help to enhance the relationship." Lu Jingyang began to talk nonsense seriously.
"Dad, Daddy, what are you playing? I want to play too!" Er Dan's sudden voice interrupted the two of them.
Meng San hurriedly let go of Lu Jingyang and kept his distance.
Er Dan hopped up to them, and complained childishly, "You guys are too much, don't call me for playing games!"
Meng San coughed twice, looked at Er Dan seriously, "Father and Daddy are discussing things, not playing."
"Father is lying, I clearly saw that you were playing kiss just now, and I want to play kiss too." Erdan said with a pout.
Meng San, "..."
What an embarrassment!
Lu Jingyang smiled unkindly, deliberately seeing that Meng San was embarrassed.
In the end, Meng San had no choice but to bend down and kiss Erdan on the face, "Okay, can you play by yourself? Dad wants to continue with Bai~Wan Xiao! Let me tell you."
Erdan looked at Lu Jingyang again, "Daddy hasn't kissed Erdan yet!"
Lu Jingyang stretched out his hand to pinch Erdan's chubby face, and kissed him on the other cheek, "Is it all right now? Let's go play."
Erdan smiled contentedly, "Can I have cake?"
"I can only eat one." Lu Jingyang said.
"Is it okay to have three?" Er Dan immediately bargained.
"Two, no bargaining is allowed." Meng San made a direct decision.
Er Dan immediately laughed out of deceit, "Thank you, Dad!"
After speaking, he ran to the kitchen to get the cake.
Meng San frowned, "Who did this cunning and treacherous character follow?"
Lu Jingyang couldn't help but patted his head, "Smart is better than mentally retarded, right, as long as you teach him well, he will be a good boy."
Meng San immediately laughed when he heard the words, "Then it will be hard for my wife to teach the children well in the future."
Lu Jingyang immediately replied, "Education is a matter for both husband and wife, how can it be possible to give it all to me?"
At this moment, Ye Xiaoxiao led Cheng Tianyou and Jiang Wan in from the outside. Cheng Tianyou was still carrying large and small bags of gifts, while Jiang Wan was holding his arm, with a happy expression on his face.
"Thank you two gentlemen, if it wasn't for you, I'm afraid I would really have lost Wan'er." Cheng Tianyou was very excited, as if he wanted to kneel down and kowtow.
Meng San and Lu Jingyang looked at each other and smiled, "Just treat her well in the future."
Cheng Tianyou nodded, and then took out a red invitation card, "We will get married next Monday, please come if you are free."
Meng San took the invitation and jokingly said, "Then shall we follow the gift?"
Cheng Tianyou quickly waved his hands, "It's already an honor for you two to come."
Lu Jingyang smiled, "He just likes to joke, don't worry about it, we will definitely be there when the time comes."
"Father, Daddy, do you want to (go) to play? Oh (I) want to come too!" Erdan spoke vaguely with a cake in his mouth.
At first glance, seeing a cute and delicate child running out to call Meng San and Lu Jingyang's father, Cheng Tianyou's jaw almost dropped, "This child..."
Meng San directly hugged Er Dan, and introduced, "My son Meng Yunyi, just came from his hometown, is he cute?"
Aren't these two people that kind of relationship?When will I have a baby?Mr. Meng had a baby with his ex-girlfriend, right?
Although full of suspicion, Cheng Tianyou still said honestly, "It's very cute, he looks quite similar to you, and he will definitely be a top handsome guy when he grows up."
"It was born by my wife." Meng San held Erdan in one hand, and pulled Lu Jingyang's hand with the other to interlock his fingers.
Lu Jingyang, "..."
Now Cheng Tianyou was not calm anymore, "Men... can men also have children?"
"My wife's situation is special." Meng San said without blushing or panting.
Cheng Tianyou believed it, and looked at Lu Jingyang with admiration, "Mr. Lu is really amazing!"
Lu Jingyang, "..."
Meng San seemed to be addicted to nonsense, and said very proudly, "That is, it doesn't matter whose daughter-in-law is, if I am not good, can I marry him? You also work hard, and have a precious son soon."
"Thank you for your blessing." Cheng Tianyou secretly glanced at Jiang Wan next to him, and said with some embarrassment.
"Okay, there are still things to do at home, let's go back." Jiang Wan reminded him softly.
Cheng Tianyou acted like he was obeying his wife's orders, and immediately said goodbye to everyone, pulled Jiang Wan and left.
"It's so hard and rewarding, it makes me want to get out of the single and fall in love." Ye Xiaoxiao said with emotion.
Meng San sensed Zhao Ran's aura entering the room, and deliberately said to Ye Xiaoxiao, "That's not easy, I'll introduce you to one. How about my good brother Huang Yue? He's handsome, humorous, and has a sense of justice." , The conditions of his family are also good, he has already bought a new house in the county, four bedrooms and two living rooms, I heard from my uncle and aunt that he will buy a new car when he gets married, what do you think?"
Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't see Zhao Ran, but she faintly felt a chill behind her back, which made her shiver in fright.
But Lu Jingyang and Er Dan could see clearly that Zhao Ran was standing by the door and staring at her back.
"Anyway, we won't leave here so soon. You should seize the opportunity to get along with him. He is actually very soft-hearted and easy to tease." Meng San also had his back to Zhao Ran, and he couldn't see Zhao Ran's expression at the moment, so She simply pretended not to know that he was coming, and continued to encourage Ye Xiaoxiao.
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