Brother is a bit bored

"Have you changed it? Do you want me to help you? You are so unwilling to come out with ink stains, so you are trying to play tricks?" Meng San urged impatiently while standing at the bathroom door.

"Okay..." Lu Jingyang said and opened the door from the inside.

When this came out, Meng Sanhei was really amazed.

Lu Jingyang was wearing a wig. At this moment, his slightly permed and fluffy long hair was tied behind his head. The fine bristles covered his smooth forehead, which made his already delicate and charming face softer. A strand of slightly curly hair that seemed to be scattered inadvertently also added a lazy atmosphere, the eyebrows were slightly thicker and more jumpy, and the rest was perfect.But it doesn't matter, because there are cosmetics to the rescue!

He was wearing exactly the dark green suspender skirt and beige T-shirt. The A-line skirt was very thin, and Lu Jingyang was tall and tall, so he didn't look strong at all. For better camouflage, Meng San also matched it for him. Chest stickers.

"Are you really planning to let me go out with you like this?" Lu Jingyang pointed at his handsome sword eyebrows and thick leg hair and said, "Do you think everyone is blind?"

Meng San slyly took the eyebrow trimmer on the table and shook it in front of him, "Don't worry, I've prepared it for you. It doesn't matter how hairy you are, just trim it. I also bought a set of cosmetics."

Lu Jingyang, "..."

Really well prepared!

"But do you know how to put on makeup?" Lu Jingyang asked Meng Meng three times gloating.

Blindfolded and smiling crookedly, "No, but someone will, I invited a beautiful woman at the front desk to come up and help."

"Dong dong dong..."

There was a knock on the door of the room.

"Here we come!" Meng San ran to open the door meanly.

Although they go in and out of the hotel every day, the front desk didn't take a close look at their appearance, so when Meng San said that he would come up to help his girlfriend make up, the girl at the front desk came without any doubts. Seeing a beautiful woman sitting obediently on the sofa, the girl at the front desk was really amazed.

The sister paper helped Lu Jingyang trim his eyebrows a little, making them thinner, and then put on light makeup for him.

Natural beauty does not need heavy makeup at all, just draw eyebrows, powder and lipstick, and you're done right away.

Meng San marveled at Lu Jingyang's beauty. When he wore men's clothes, his face looked flirtatious but not feminine at all. With his narrow waist, he was full of masculinity.

After seeing off the girl at the front desk, and forcing Lu Jingyang to shave his legs, Meng San asked him to carry a small satchel, and then walked out shopping contentedly with his arm.

Along the way, the return rate was 100%, and some men who were holding their girlfriends were even beaten by their girlfriend Hai K for looking at Lu Jingyang too much.

"Hey, I'm all looking at you!" Meng San deliberately caught Lu Jingyang's eyes, and teased in his ear.

"Ha ha." Lu Jing replied two words expressionlessly, obviously displeased.

"Hey, I just had the feeling that I really became your husband today. It's so frankly enjoyable." Meng San still had time to continue teasing him.

Lu Jingyang rolled his eyes, not knowing what kind of mediation he had gone through in his heart, and finally he was relieved, and looked at Meng Sandao with a smile, "It's good for my husband to be happy, so he will have the energy to pay the public rations when he goes back like this?"

Meng San, "..."

After Lu Jingyang stimulated Meng San, his heart immediately felt better, and he took the initiative to pull him forward, "Hey, take your time, do you want my wife to take you to Starbucks for a cup of coffee to calm your nerves?"

Dead fox, one day I will let you taste my strength, Meng San thought angrily in his heart.

"I heard that Dublin's Phoenix Park covers an area of ​​more than 700 hectares, which is one of the largest parks in the world. There is also Huang's Deer Park inside. Do you want to go and see it?" Lu Jingyang suddenly proposed before taking him to drink coffee.

"Okay." Meng San readily agreed.

"Then you rent a car." Lu Jingyang let go of his arm.

He was wearing women's clothing, and his ID could not be shown casually, as it would cause unnecessary trouble.

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In addition to the Huangjia Deer Park, Phoenix Park also has the largest zoo in the country. After entering the park, the two saw many people driving private cars or riding bicycles. They should be people from their own countries who came to breathe fresh air on weekends.

The further you drive into the park, you can still find passenger buses and carriages, which is also a spectacle.

"I knew there were carriages, we should have made carriages just now." Meng San sighed regretfully while driving.

How could Lu Jingyang not know the little Jiujiu in his heart, "Isn't it good to let my wife show her face?"

"My wife is so good-looking, why hide it? Didn't you see the envious eyes those men looked at me?" Meng San felt complacent when he thought about it.

After driving for a while, Meng San finally stopped the car and pulled Lu Jingyang out of the car to take pictures.

"Excuse me, are you Asians too?" At this moment, a young man suddenly ran over and asked in Mandarin.

"Yes, is there something wrong?" Meng San stared at him and asked back.

"Great, I finally met someone who can talk to me. It's like this. I traveled with a group, but I accidentally got separated from the tour guide. My English is not good, and I really can't find anyone to help me." Young The man said with some embarrassment.

"Are you alone? Are there any other friends coming?" Meng San asked again.

The man looked even more cramped now, "We were traveling for a high school class reunion, and there were more than a dozen people who came together. I didn't get along well after graduation, and they..."

He paused here, obviously he was excluded by the group, what's more, maybe his group of friends deliberately punished him, knowing that his foreign language was not good, so they threw him here.

What year is it, and there is such a bloody thing.

Lu Jingyang was silent the whole time, talking in a high-pitched voice on purpose, which made him very tired.

"My mobile phone is in the bag. They just said to help me, so they took it away." The man continued.

Meng San handed him his mobile phone without hesitation, "Try to contact them."

"Thank you, thank you, you are really good people." The man took the phone and thanked him again and again, then quickly dialed his friend.

But after making several calls in a row, no one answered.

The man became anxious again, "No one answered them!"

Meng San shook his head, "Forget it, they are obviously trying to punish you on purpose, stop beating, where do you live, we will send you back later."

"Dublin Ballsbridge Hotel." The man said.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang couldn't help but smile at each other when they heard the words, and then Meng San took his mobile phone, "That's a coincidence, we also live there."

The man's eyes lit up immediately, "Great, thank you, thank you!"

"We just arrived, plan to go shopping, together?" Meng San offered to invite.

The man looked back and forth between the two of them, and quickly waved his hands, "No, no, my big light bulb is too intrusive, I'll wait for you here."

Meng San simply gave him the car keys, "Get in the car and wait, it's hot outside."

"Thank you, then have fun, I'll wait for you in the car." The man said, took the keys and got into the car.

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"My name is Wen Jie. I don't know how to call you two?" On the return bus, the man couldn't help asking.

"Just call me Aze, this is my wife Xiaojing." Meng San introduced concisely.

"Wow, are you married?"

"I received the certificate here yesterday."

"Marriage on a trip? So romantic!" Wen Jie murmured after finishing speaking, "I once had someone promise to give her a romantic wedding..."

She: He was talking to himself, but the two people in front heard it, and Meng San asked, "Ex-girlfriend? Is he also on this trip?"

"How do you know?" Wen Jie looked at Meng San in front of him in surprise.

I wipe, really!

Lu Jingyang, "..."

Meng San coughed twice, "Ahem, brother, you are so brave, I wouldn't have come if I were you."

"She took the initiative to invite me. I thought it was just me and her. Who knew it was a high school reunion trip at the airport, and I was tricked by them." Wen Jie smiled wryly.

"It's so over the top, do you still remember this kind of person? Is she a beautiful Xishi or does she have a mine at home?"

"It should be pretty. It's my first love. I did have a lot of good memories when we were together, but I still misjudged people's hearts. After all, people will change." Wen Jie lowered his head, a little sad.

Chatting all the way, both Meng San and Lu Jingyang were powerless to complain about Wen Jie and his scumbag ex-girlfriend's bloody love story.

The woman and Wen Jie were classmates in junior high school. Her family was poor, and they were unwilling to send her to study after junior high school. She lived in Wen Jie's house since high school. Wen Jie's house provided her with high school education and sponsored her all the way until she graduated from college.

After graduation, she got a good job, working in a private company with a monthly salary of more than 10 yuan. Wenjie's family asked them to get married, but she was not happy with it. She tried various excuses and finally gave Wenjie [-] yuan to break up.Later Wenjie found out that the company's young boss was pursuing her and had a better goal, so he naturally kicked Wenjie away. He owed her money and now he is still playing tricks on him with his high school classmates. It's really shameless.

Meng San and Lu Jingyang rented a Maserati off-road model. When they drove Wen Jie back to the hotel entrance, it happened that Wen Jie's high school classmates also came back together.

"Wen Jie, where have you been? You didn't bring your mobile phone with you. It made it hard for us all to find it. We all said that we would call the police if we didn't see you!" A greasy man with a gold watch and a beer belly looked at him. When Wenjie came to Wenjie, he taught him a lesson with a little accusation.

Others followed you and asked each other. Although they sounded like caring words, they were full of irony.

"You said that your English is not good, so don't act alone next time, how dangerous it is!"

"That's right, if you're unfamiliar with the place, if you encounter a bad person, it's really unbearable every day, and the place is not working."

Wen Jie was ridiculed repeatedly by them, and his face darkened.

"Everyone, uncles and aunts? Are you Wenjie's parents? How can you just throw away a child who doesn't understand English when you come out to play? Isn't it too irresponsible?" Pretending to reprimand unknowingly.

Wen Jie has a baby face, and he looks young at first, but he looks younger in front of their fat-headed classmates. Meng San's words are really vicious and hit the nail on the head!

Those classmates looked a little older, their faces turned green, while the slim, stylishly dressed female students couldn't help but have a seizure.

"Who are you? Where did you come from? There is something wrong with your eyes, call someone uncle or aunt!" A woman in a bohemian-style floral dress and a wide sun hat scolded first.

Meng San smiled slightly, "Oh, I'm just a passer-by who picked up Wenjie by chance, I saw you all taught Wenjie a lesson in the tone of an elder just now, and thought you were his family members, so it's not Huh? Then you guys are really good friends. If my friend dares to teach me like this, I can't bear it. It seems that Wen Jie has a really good temper, so good that people don't even know how to fight back when they are bullied."

Meng San's words were also to wake Wen Jie up, telling him not to be cowardly when he should fight!