Brother is a bit bored

Early the next morning, Meng San was woken up by the loud knocking on the door. He opened the door with the messy chicken nest, and saw Shen Lan standing at the door in bright clothes holding a plate of yam cakes. She smiled at him, "I made yam cakes, and grandma asked me to wake you up and eat them together."

Meng San was still dizzy at first, but when she heard her call her grandma, she immediately woke up, frowning slightly and looking at her, "What exactly do you want?"

Shen Lan smiled sweetly, "I don't know if you've been really stupid or just pretending to be confused these past seven years, but I don't want to wait anymore, Hong Ze, from today onwards, I will pursue you openly!"

It's not that Meng San likes to play ambiguously. If he doesn't call, he won't call, so he refused very simply, "Big killer, we can't do it, don't waste your time with me, or our friends can't do it!"

Shen Lan didn't expect him to be so straightforward, and her expression changed immediately, "You have been single all this time, we are familiar with each other, why don't you give me a chance?"

As she spoke, her tears began to fall, not to mention how pitiful she was.

It's a pity that she is facing Meng San, who has been clear about her routines for so many years, "It's a big killer, the weak dodder is not suitable for you at all, we have known each other for seven years, don't talk to me I played tricks."

Sure enough, Shen Lan changed her face again when she heard the words, she immediately smiled and wiped her tears, and said angrily, "Hey, you really don't understand the style, but I like it!"

Meng San, "..."

Sometimes he really doesn't understand girls' brain circuits!

Before he could speak, Shen Lan continued, "I will not give up, unless you really have someone you like, and she is more suitable for you than me!"

After the announcement was over, Shen Lan went downstairs with twisted waist and swaying in the wind.

In the next few days, Shen Lan will try to please the old lady Meng in various ways at Meng's house, and the village will almost acquiesce that she is Meng's third girlfriend.

Shen Lan's face is so resistant, Meng San can't drive her away, she can only run away by herself.

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At three o'clock in the morning, Lu Jingyang was startled awake by an unknown creature that suddenly jumped into his window, and subconsciously threw two talisman papers over.

As the light in the room was turned on by one of his talisman papers, Meng San was caught by another talisman paper with a "baji" and landed on his bedside.

Lu Jingyang, "..."

He stepped forward and took off the talisman paper on Meng San's head, and looked at him speechlessly, "What window are you climbing in the middle of the night?"

His house is on the fifteenth floor, how did this guy get around outside his window and climb in? ! !Moreover, how did he know that his home was here?

Meng San got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, waved his hands and said, "Brother, I want to live with you for a while, during this period, no one will ask you that I am here."

He didn't want to disturb Lu Jingyang at first, but Huang Yue and the others, Shen Lan, knew each other well, so maybe they bastards would betray him!

Lu Jingyang looked at his defenseless face and replied a monosyllable, "Oh."

Then I saw Meng San casually throwing his travel bag on the table next to him, kicking off his shoes and lying on his big bed, "It's too late to clean up the guest room, I'll make it with you tonight! "

He fell asleep immediately after speaking.

Lu Jingyang woke up suddenly, and looked at him dangerously, "Are you sure you want to sleep with me?"

What answered him was Meng San's even breathing.

Lu Jingyang has a Kingsize bed of more than 1.8 meters. Originally, his bed of more than [-] meters was completely spacious, but now he has a big guy, and he still has a bad sleeping position, and it was crowded in an instant.

But he didn't care about this problem, he looked at Meng San's sleeping handsome face, sighed slightly, stood by the bed for a long time in a daze, and then found a comfortable position to lie on his side to sleep.

After Lu Jingyang lay down, he couldn't fall asleep again, because Meng San either put his legs on him or pulled him with his hands, but he couldn't break them apart.

When the sky was getting dark, Lu Jingyang couldn't sleep anymore, and with sleepy eyes, he gently pulled Meng San's feet hanging from his waist and got up to cook breakfast.

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Just as Lu Jingyang put the cooked millet porridge in a casserole on the table, Meng San floated out of the room with messy chicken nests like a cat smelling fishy, ​​"It smells so good, brother, what are you doing?"

Lu Jingyang shook his head at his unkempt appearance, "I cooked millet porridge, you should wash up quickly, and then come over to drink porridge."

When Meng San heard that there was food, he suddenly became sober and ran to the bathroom to tidy it up. When he sat down at the table refreshed, Lu Jingyang had thoughtfully helped him fill a bowl and set it aside.

Meng San used a spoon to stir it a few times, and the fragrant smell immediately rushed into his nose, making people move his index finger. He simply threw away the spoon, picked up the bowl and started drinking, and swallowed half of the bowl in one go. "Well, senior brother, your craftsmanship is really good, the future sister-in-law is so blessed!"

Lu Jingyang was slightly taken aback when he heard this, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing him startled, Meng San suddenly realized that he probably said something he shouldn't have said.

Meng San remembered that his grandfather mentioned Lu Jingyang to him, saying that after he became a Taoist, he devoted himself to practicing and never fell in love.

At that time, Meng San also complained that he was stupid. Daogong is derived from Taoism, but there are not many precepts. Apart from not eating dog meat and having to fast for a few days, he is completely like ordinary people, and there is no Taoist temple for practice. , so the rules and precepts, the purity of the six senses, etc. all depend on self-abuse!

Empresses can complain, but nowadays it is easy for people to bump their heads under the eaves, so it is better to restrain themselves. What if Lu Jingyang gets angry and kicks him out of the house?