Brother is a bit bored

"Isn't it appropriate for you to bully your teammates like this?" Lu Jingyang looked at Mengsan who looked embarrassed, and asked with a smile.

Meng San approached him and hung his hands around his neck, "Where is he cheating, I really think he and Zhao Ran are quite a match."

"Isn't it because I was told that I was uncomfortable bending over all day, so I wanted to bend him too?" Lu Jingyang explained his careful thought.

"I'll be sad if you say that about your husband." At the same time Meng San spoke, Lu Jingyang's hand had already penetrated from the hem of his clothes.

Meng San grabbed his troublesome hand and reminded him, "We are here to do business."

"It is said in the book that double cultivation can help increase mana. Finding Ah Qiang's group of evil heretics will inevitably consume a lot of mana. You don't plan to let me make up for it?" Lu Jingyang narrowed his phoenix eyes and said slyly.

Meng San wanted to give him a knife, "Which book said that? Find it out and let me see!"

"I can't find the ancient book." Lu Jingyang said as he hugged Mengsan's waist, then turned around, pressed him against the wall and kissed him.

Meng San directly put his hand on his head and pushed him away, "Today is the fifteenth day, have you forgotten that you can't have intercourse on the first fifteenth day of every month when you practice circle light technique!"

Lu Jingyang paused, and held Meng San's collar aggrievedly, and looked at him with affection in his phoenix eyes, "Well...then we won't practice..."

Meng San was about to make him angry, "No way!"

I believe that Lu Jingyang will not be unaware of the usefulness of the round light technique. Otherwise, when he is in prison at work, those Daogong guys will not be so shocked when he uses a projector to cheat. Moreover, if they learn it, they can use it to deal with Ah Qiang now. , and there is no need to be passive everywhere.

Lu Jingyang said, "Circle Light Art is different from other spells. It doesn't matter how high your understanding is, you can't practice it overnight. It takes a long time to persist and accumulate, and there are many taboos..."

"No, no!" Meng San interrupted him.

"Okay..." Lu Jingyang let go of Mengsan aggrievedly, and silently crawled on the bed and lay on his stomach, "I'm so uncomfortable!"

Here it is again, what Meng San can't bear the most is the serious, cold and calm Lu Meiren in front of others, who contrasts with him in all kinds of ways, cute and playful, it's really fucking terrible!

"Stop making trouble, go take a shower, hurry up!" Meng San kicked his buttocks and ordered.

Lu Jingyang slowly got up, took the bathrobe and went into the bathroom, before closing the door, he still waved at Meng San with winking eyes, "Husband, do you want to wash together? Help you rub your back, you don't need money if you feel uncomfortable!"

Meng San stared at him and remembered a classic line from a certain TV series, so he replied, "You are so coquettish!"

Lu Jingyang covered his face and said, "I hate..."

Meng San's goosebumps fell all over the ground, and he shook unbearably, "If you seduce me to commit a crime again, I'll go and spend the night with Huang Yue!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Meng San finished speaking, someone knocked on the door.

"Who?" Meng San asked angrily.

"Room service." A gentle female voice came from outside the door.

Meng Sanxing narrowed his eyes slightly, took out a piece of talisman paper from his pocket and held it in his hand, and then opened the door.

I saw a beautiful woman in a hotel uniform standing outside the door, and she was pushing a dining car.

"What's the matter? We didn't call for any service." Meng San looked at the beauty and said lightly.

When the beauty saw Meng San, joy flashed in her eyes, she raised her hand and lightly brushed her hair in front of her temples, she smiled brightly, and her voice was charming, "But our front desk obviously received a call, and it was a customer from number 1510 who ordered food."

"I think you probably got the room number wrong, we didn't order food." Meng San's tone was still polite, but his eyes were obviously impatient.

The beauty still stared straight at her, "We are a star hotel here, so we won't make such low-level mistakes. The call we received at the front desk was indeed about room 1510."

Meng San said coldly, "Then you ask the front desk to call back to confirm."

"Okay, I'll check with the front desk again." The beauty said and took out the walkie-talkie and walked to the end of the corridor, but deliberately put the dining car next to Meng San.

Meng San realized that something was wrong, and when he was about to close the door, the plate covered by the cover on the dining car suddenly exploded "bang".The pungent smoke filled the entire corridor in an instant, and the beauty disappeared without a trace.

There was a lot of movement, and everyone on the entire floor was alarmed.

"Cough, cough, wow, what's going on? Who put the smoke bombs so choking?!"

"It was an explosion at the door of Room 1510!"

"Did anyone get hurt?"

"San'er, is that you? How are you? Are you still alive?" Huang Yue's question stood out among the curious audience.

"If I die, don't you still want to kneel and cry for me as a filial son?" Meng San said angrily.

"Ah Ze!" Hearing the movement, Lu Jingyang rushed out with a bath towel wrapped around his waist, without shoes, and his hair and body were wet.

"I'm fine!" Meng San waved the smoke lingering in front of his eyes, turned his head and said to Lu Jingyang.

"Oh, San'er, I'm here!" Huang Yue, the big light bulb, burst out again at a critical moment.

Meng San glanced at Lu Jingyang's state, and quickly pushed him into the bathroom, "Get dressed before coming out to meet people!"

So sexy, can you let others watch casually?

"Cough, cough, who the hell is so boring to play this kind of prank, do you want to call the police?" Huang Yue yelled loudly as soon as he entered the door.

"Chichi, chichi!" Er Dan, who was held in his hands, also called out.

Meng San took Er Dan from Huang Yue's hand, and stroked its back comfortingly, "It was a false alarm, Dad is fine."

"Hey, I'm asking you something, can you stop ignoring my existence so openly?" Huang Yue pinched Meng San's arm unhappily.

"Hiss! It hurts!" Meng San yelled and patted his hand, "Why do you talk so much, the hotel will definitely send someone to deal with it, so you don't need to worry about it?"

Huang Yue was almost mad at him, "It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry. I'm not worried about you. This is obviously aimed at us, okay? Fortunately, it's just a smoke bomb. If it was a time bomb, you still have the strength to follow Am I being cheap and talkative?"

Just as Meng San was about to reply, Lu Jingyang came out of the bathroom fully dressed, with a very bad expression on his face. Obviously, Huang Yue's worry was exactly his worry.

Soon the hotel conveniently sent someone to deal with the problem.

Many guests immediately complained when they saw someone from the housekeeping department, "What kind of star hotel are you, with such poor security measures?"

"I'm very sorry, we have called the police. Once the investigation is clear, we will definitely give everyone an explanation." The room manager apologized humbly.

"Tell me the ghost, we have to check out, it's too scary, staying in a hotel almost kills me!"

"That's right, who can live in peace when something like this happens."

The hotel manager bowed to everyone present, "Sorry, please wait for the police to arrive and we will deal with all the problems."

Everyone was still talking about it, and some even wanted to use this to ask the hotel to compensate for mental damage.

It took about half an hour before the police and the general manager of the hotel arrived one after another.

When investigating the monitoring, it was discovered that all the monitoring on the entire [-]th floor had failed. As for the food delivery waiter described by Meng Sankou, he was not a staff member here.

"Outsiders casually wear your uniforms to commit crimes, isn't your security work too bad?" the guest accused.

The hotel manager is also polite and polite, "I'm very sorry, the security guard on duty today is new and is still in the probationary period, so he didn't check the outsiders carefully, which allowed the criminals to successfully bring in dangerous goods. Our hotel is responsible for everyone's losses. Compensation will be given accordingly.”

Sure enough, all the probationary employees and interns are used to carry the pot at critical moments.

Although everyone understands the truth, there is nothing they can do about it. After all, they apologized and promised to pay compensation. No one was injured in the first place, so it seems that they are stingy!

After dismissing other irrelevant personnel, the police asked Meng San alone, "Think carefully, did you offend someone?"

Meng San shook his head, "The few of us are here for tourism. We just arrived in City C today. We are not familiar with the place here, so we shouldn't offend anyone. I don't think it may be aimed at us. Maybe it's just some cynical criminals committing crimes immediately."

After checking the ID cards of several people, the police confirmed that there was nothing abnormal before closing the team and leaving.

***

"San'er, why don't you tell the truth to the police? Aren't the police looking for Ah Qiang across the country now?" Huang Yue asked strangely after the police left.

Meng San put Erdan on the tea table, tore open a bag of millet snacks and fed them, "We can't be sure that Ah Qiang did this."

"Who else is there besides him?" Huang Yue said.

"The logic doesn't make sense." Meng San said.

Huang Yue was stunned, "Can you speak human language?"

Lu Jingyang took a bottle of drink for Meng San, and then patiently explained, "Ah Qiang is hiding around like a mouse crossing the street now, it should be impossible to play a prank on us at the risk of revealing his whereabouts, and if it is really him, he must definitely It’s not just a smoke bomb.”

"Who could it be? Is it really like what you said, it was a pervert who committed an indiscriminate crime, and we happened to be unlucky and became the target of revenge and spoofs?" Huang Yue glanced at the drink in front of Meng San with some greed. Said.

He can't eat anything now, it's too much suffering!

Lu Jingyang folded his hands under his chin, not knowing what he was thinking, and after about half a minute, he said quietly, "I always feel that things seem to be getting more and more complicated. It seems that there is something in the dark that guides us step by step. Heading into a huge trap."

"How do you say that?" Meng San looked at him.

Lu Jingyang's phoenix eyes lowered, "I can't tell, but I just feel that something is wrong. We must have overlooked some clues."

Huang Yue immediately sat up straight when he heard the words, and said nervously, "Hey, senior beauty, don't scare people with alarmist words, I'm too timid to stand you being so scared!"

"Snapped!"

Meng San slapped him directly on the arm, "You are so cowardly! Go out and don't say you are my brother!"

"Please, you can't force me not to die just because I'm not afraid of death, do you know what you don't want to do to others? I'm just cowardly, what's wrong with me? I'm just afraid of death, okay?"

"You have already died once." Meng San reminded him.

Huang Yue was depressed, "I'm alive again!"

"Yeah, so what are you afraid of?"

"What's your point?"

"Stop arguing for now, let's think about where Ah Qiang will hide now." Lu Jingyang interrupted the two of them.

Speaking of this, Meng San had to mention the round light technique again, "If I learn the round light technique, I can directly track down his traces."

Lu Jingyang's cheeks turned red involuntarily.

He was so good-looking, with such a blushing face, it was a "human face peach blossom" sight, even Huang Yue was a little dumbfounded.

Seeing this, Meng San immediately threw a pillow over, "What are you looking at?"

"Fuck you, how many times do I have to tell you before you believe me, I don't have anything wrong with your wife!" Huang Yue protested loudly.

Lu Jingyang didn't know what to say at all. The two seemed to be born at odds. They had a very close relationship, but when they met, they would fight and hurt each other. It was never better than three seconds.

"Ah Ze, we don't seem to have many talisman seals on hand, let's work overtime tonight and draw some spare ones." Lu Jingyang changed the subject.

Meng San is an actionist, thinking that he must do it immediately, so he directly took out the cinnabar and the yellow paper for drawing symbols, put them on the tea table, and started drawing symbols.

"Although Master has passed on the Dutian Dalei Fire Seal to you, it consumes a lot of mana every time you use the Heart Seal. You might as well draw a few more Thunder Talismans." Lu Jingyang reminded him.

"Well, that's exactly what I wanted to do. Senior brother really has a good heart with me." Meng San didn't forget to tease his wife when he was doing business.

Huang Yue, the big light bulb on the side, rolled his eyes directly, "I'm not sleeping well, why do I come here to eat dog food?"

After that, he got up and went out.

"Walk slowly, be careful not to fall." Meng San took the time to tease.