Brother is a bit bored

Chapter 1 Entering the Dao

In the dawn of late spring, the east is turning white, and the temperature in Xiao'an Village is still around [-] degrees, and the breeze is especially chilly.

In an old courtyard-like house near the foot of the mountain, a group of young people came in and out, killing chickens and sheep... very busy...

At this moment, a young man wearing worn-out jeans, a blood-stained white sweater, and flip-flops came out of the house, silently lit a cigarette and squatted by the door to smoke it. He was originally sunny and handsome. At this moment, his face was suffocated and turned into a big bitter gourd.

The young man hadn't smoked half of a cigarette when another short-cut man in old stained clothes with two dark circles under his eyes wobbled out of the house.

Seeing the sad look on the young handsome guy's face, and the exhausted look on the inch-cut man's face was instantly replaced by gloating, he teased, "San'er, you have entered the Tao, and from now on, I'll take your share, bro, I'll take care of it for you ha."

This young handsome guy is called Meng San, and the inch-cropped man is Huang Yue, his buddy who has played with him since he was a child.

The three ancestors of Meng were Taoists for four generations, and the grandfather Meng Qi was a well-known "living half-immortal" and was regarded as the "head ode" of the whole western Guangdong, with high morals and high prestige.

When Mengsan was very young, his grandfather told the fortunes of several cousins ​​in the family, saying that Mengsan was "destined" and must enter Taoism at the age of 25 and inherit himself as a Daoist.

Daogong is very respected in Western Guangdong. When he was a child, he learned that he would inherit his grandfather. Meng San was proud. However, when he was 25 years old, he was very depressed. Because he has been unrestrained for more than [-] years, he has cultivated himself into a " Foodies", all kinds of food are not taboo, especially dog ​​meat!He once joked with his friends that he couldn't talk about the four-legged ones except tables and benches, and he would not refuse anyone else.

Once one enters Taoism, dog meat cannot even be eaten for half a star, and one has to fast on the first day of each month. For a foodie, it is not to mention how painful it is.

Meng San's pain point was poked by Huang Yue, and he directly smashed the slippers on his feet, "Go, go, don't bother me."

Huang Yue was so sleepy that he was hit hard by the slippers, so he also kicked Meng San's ass hard, kicking him down on the ground to eat grass, "How dare you beat you!" elder brother!"

Meng San got up from the ground, and wanted to continue to fight, when a [-]-year-old lady in the next room came out, and suddenly said to Meng San, "San'er, it's going to rain, you should quickly set up a tent." , be careful that things get wet, it will affect your practice."

The two quickly agreed, "Okay, we got it."

The old lady showed a kind smile, touched the jade bracelet on her wrist, exchanged greetings with them, and went into the room.

Seeing the old lady enter the room, Huang Yue muttered, "This Grandma Li is simply a human weather station. You said it has been so many years, why is she so magical every time, saying that it will rain when it rains?"

Before Meng San had time to reply, at this moment, a slender and very handsome man walked towards Meng's house with gentle steps.

Meng San and Huang Yue were stunned for a moment. It's not that they haven't seen a good-looking man before, but the faint smile on the man's face is so contagious that people can never forget it.

The beautiful man walked up to the two of them and greeted them in a gentle and polite manner, "Hello, my name is Lu Jingyang, and I am a disciple of Mr. Meng Qi. I am here to preside over the entrance ceremony for my junior brother Meng Hongze."

Meng Hong is Meng San's real name, he ranks third in the family, and everyone keeps calling him "Meng San, Meng San". Over time, everyone gets used to this address and ignores his original name.

"Hi Senior Brother Lu, I'm Meng Hongze, thank you for coming, come in!" Meng San hurriedly greeted Lu Jingyang warmly.

Speaking of the name "Lu Jingyang", I am afraid that everyone in the circle of Daogong in western Guangdong is familiar with it.

He is the most proud closed-door disciple of Grandpa Meng Qi. He entered Taoism at the age of 15 and followed Meng Qi to learn the magic of Dao Gong.

Seeing that Meng San was so enthusiastic, Lu Jingyang smiled faintly, but before stepping into the house, he suddenly remembered something, and called Meng San again, "I figured there will be a light rain at around [-]:[-] this afternoon, so let everyone set up a tent." Let's cover things behind the house."

"Wow, you also know it's raining? What kind of coquettish operation is this?!" Huang Yue suddenly yelled out loud.

Lu Jingyang looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression, his face was still easy-going and gentle, "What's wrong?"

Meng San hurriedly waved his hands, "It's okay, senior brother Lu, you come into the house quickly, all the senior brothers are waiting for you, I'll go prepare the tent right now."

Lu Jingyang's gaze lingered on Meng San's face for a moment, and then he walked into the room with gentle steps.

Meng San was always wary of people he met for the first time, and he naturally caught Lu Jingyang's eyes looking at him before entering the house. The eyes did not seem to be sizing up a new acquaintance at all, but with a kind of forbearance of reunion after a long absence.

Could it be that Lu Jingyang had known him a long time ago?But why does he have no impression of this senior brother who is only famous and has never met?

Huang Yue grabbed Meng San, interrupted his thoughts, and said in surprise, "San'er, your senior brother is just like Grandma Li, and you are also a human meteorological station!"

Meng San rolled his eyes, as if he didn't want to talk to you bastard.

Only then did Huang Yue suddenly realize that Meng San's grandfather was a "living half-immortal", so naturally his proud disciple would not be a rookie.

But Grandma Li is just an ordinary person, so she must have some secrets. Thinking of this, Huang Yue is holding Meng Sanyong softly and hard, "San'er, don't fool me, tell me about Grandma Li!" What secret does she have to predict the weather?"

Meng San knew that if he didn't explain clearly, Huang Yue would definitely be like Tang Monk until he vomited blood today, so he said to him, "Did you notice the jade bracelet on Grandma Li's hand just now, the secret is in that bracelet. "

Huang Yue looked all ears.

Meng San continued, "That bracelet was originally a funerary object, and it is very old. Whenever the inside of the bracelet looks clear and bright, it means that the weather is fine. If the inside looks cloudy, it must be raining."

Huang Yue couldn't help being curious, "So that's the case, all the funerary objects have this function?"

Meng San knew what he was thinking when he heard it, "It depends on the year. The older the thing, the more powerful it is. The funerary objects more or less have the function of exorcising evil spirits, but if you dare to mess around, be careful of the restlessness in your house, and the chickens will fly away." Dog jump!"

"I'll just ask, and you also know that my grandparents passed away a long time ago, so I can't go digging the graves of my ancestors to add funeral objects now, can I?" Huang Yue joked openly.

Meng San was also a bitch, and he didn't give Huang Yue any face at all, "You just go dig your family's grave, and when your ancestors get up to look for you, just don't come to me!"

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