Onmyoji system

Yuan Yueshi had just finished playing a basketball game, and when he was changing in the locker room, Pi System suddenly came and told him: "Onikiri is lost."

"...What?" Yuan Yueshi was stunned for a long time before he could react, "What do you mean Guiqie lost?"

So surprised that Yuan Yueshi said it directly, Matsuo heard the voice and looked over: "What are you talking to yourself? Do you want to eat fried chicken to celebrate?"

"It's nothing, I still have something to do at home, I have to go back first, another day!"

Yuan Yueshi hurriedly changed his clothes and found a place where no one was around, and then continued: "You mean that Onikiri fell into a bug just like the mountain rabbit last time? I didn't mean you, it happened once. There is a precedent, why hasn't it been completely repaired, I'm going to complain to you that this system constitutes..."

Pi System chose selective deafness: "When you were playing basketball just now, I thought nothing was wrong, so I went back and looked at it. The bug suddenly expanded, and Onikichi fell into it." After a pause, Pi System's tone changed. It was very subtle: "I suggest you go to save the knife as soon as possible."

"Of course I will go there quickly, but it's okay to protect myself with Onikiri's strength, so I don't need to worry so much."

"No... Is it a matter of strength or not this time? Be careful to save a 'Charache'."

Yuan Yueshi slowly put out a question mark: "What is Charache?"

Pi System stopped talking, and simply sent the mission briefing to Yuan Yueshi.

When Yuan Yue saw it, he almost choked to death on his own saliva.

"Urgent mission, stop the century war between the lost Onikiri and Lake Toya!"

Lake Toya? !It's actually silver? !

My stern and prudish Onikiri went to the goddamn silver? !What about Charache, these three views have to be shattered!

Pi System said: "It's okay, since I haven't had too much contact with people over there..."

Genzuki's whole body trembled, imagining what Onikiri would look like when he turned into Gin's fucking style.

It's horrible!

After Sakata Gintoki woke up from the space of Lake Toya, that is, his own mind, he collapsed on the chair for three whole days with eyes circled but blue, and his soul detached from his mouth.

"Ayin, are you alright?" Shimura Shinpachi, a bespectacled boy who works part-time at Wanshiwu, asked, "You haven't been quite right for the past two days, maybe it's hypoglycemia."

Shimura Shinpachi made a joke, although he knew that such a situation would not happen when the sugar level of the blood sugar was too high to control Sakata Gin, but such a decadent time was too rare.

By the way, Sakata Gintoki's usual attitude is called useless, not to the point of decadence.

Kagura ate the egg bibimbap with big mouthfuls, and said while chewing: "How could Ah Yin have hypoglycemia? It's more convincing to say that he [beep——] excessively."

"Hey, Kagura, girls, don't keep saying that word, it's all silenced." Shimura Shinpachi adjusted his glasses, and dutifully complained, "It is strictly forbidden to present content that cannot be described below the neck. Originally writing our story, the author took a big risk, so don't increase the risk of being reported to her!"

"Hahaha, how is it possible, the author was already enlightened when he planned to write me, the Queen of Kabukicho!"

"...Do whatever you want," Shimura Shinpachi patted his forehead helplessly, turned around and smiled at Sakata Yintoki, "Okay, Yin, cheer up, don't you have to help someone repair the roof today? ?”

"Shinpachi, why do you think there is such a person? To actually fight in other people's minds, and not give the guy who plays the emotional card any face, it's too much..."

"I don't understand what you're talking about, get up!"

Sakata Gintoki was still dawdling on his office chair, and finally he was woken up by the door kicked by Granny Toshiki and smashed into his face.

"Hey! You bastard with natural curly fish eyes, quickly pay me the rent!"

The Masterhouse trio escaped from a second-floor window.

In the past, as a warrior with lofty ideals, he was revered as the "White Yasha" and the feared samurai Sakata Gintoki "retired". He opened a house on the second floor of Dengshi Tavern. From repairing the roof to saving the world, there is nothing wrong with the occasional cameo as a bartender.

Shimura Shinpachi was originally the heir of a declining dojo, but now he is working in the Master House. The girl Kagura is a member of the Yatu, the number one fighting nation in the universe, and her father is even the master of Xinghaifang, who is known as the strongest in the universe.

Such a combination can be regarded as the only one in the universe.

After going through all the turmoil, the three of them finally arrived at the place where they were going to work on time.

Shimura Shinpachi, who was used to accidents every time he worked, felt a little dreamy after he successfully received today's salary: "Hey? Is this over? There is no need for compensation or anything... "

"Compensation? Didn't you guys repair my roof? Compensation for what?" The owner who hired Master House seemed a little confused.

"No no no, it's nothing, thank you very much for your care today!" Shimura Shinpachi bowed and took the money and left quickly.

Sakata Gintoki sat on the side of the road with Kagura who was jealous of kombu, watching the passers-by, and counting things boredly: "One gorilla, three black goats, eight ATMs..."

Those are heavenly beings walking on the streets.

According to Genzuki, who is familiar with the original work and understands Japanese history, the history here has been distorted since the end of the Edo period.

The anti-barbarian action originally for reform began here, because of the sudden arrival of "celestial beings", that is, aliens, it became an act of resisting heavenly humans under a corrupt government.

For Yuan Yueshi, the world here is actually quite delicate.

After all, he doesn't really want to see that Yukino Seimei in his life (smiles).

Also, the people in Silver Goddess seem to have the "magic eye that sees through everything inadvertently", they can even climb out of the screen to kill the author, and they don't know when they will be in danger of falling off the horse.

Pi System said sincerely: "The risk of losing your horse is much smaller than the risk of becoming a 'Charamin' after you are assimilated. There were people from Wenhao System who became 'Zai Dazai' before."

"What is Takuya Dazai?! Instead of Takuya Shishi, was possessed by the demon sword Murasa?!"

This is no accident, this is a death in the line of duty, it is too great...

"All in all, be careful. After all, you are still a minor. I will open Mosaic for you at any time."

Yuan Yueshi sighed: "That's good, but when you get lost like this, you should go to the police uncle..."

"boom--!"

Before Yuan Yue could finish his sentence, a flash of fire suddenly flashed across the street outside the alley where he was staying, and the street exploded immediately.

Yuan Yueshi quickly dodges the falling stones under the eaves.

"Gui! I've caught you—" With a piercing siren blare, several police cars drove past a fast man.

Yuanyue could clearly see a person coming out of the sunroof of one of the police cars. The boy with chestnut hair held a shoulder-mounted bazooka, aiming at the person in front of him who took advantage of the building to escape and fired wildly: "Go to hell!"

One explosion after another almost never stopped, and they came and went quickly. When Yuan Yueshi walked out of the alley, all he could see was the tail smoke of the police car.

Look at the buildings on the side of the road that have been blown up into performance art: "..."

Did he think about looking for the police uncle just now?

"I think you should consider others," Pi System also swallowed, "but one of the 170 shakes trio is definitely not good."

Yuan Yueshi said silently: "Ah, this is true."

The police here are divided into two types: normal police and armed police. The armed police are just like the Shinsengumi who drove the police car just now. The samurai who were identified as prisoners by the government are still carrying out operations against barbarians.

For example, the Katsura Kotaro who didn't even let Yuanyue see him just now.

As the saying goes, there is no unparalleled road, and Genzuki walked a few steps in the direction where Okita Sougo and the Shinsengumi came, and saw another police car on the side of the road.

This police car was scrapped miserably. The whole car was parked on the side of the road with billowing gunpowder smoke.

Not to mention the two people who drove this car just now.

"Yamazaki, you bastard!"

"Deputy Chief! Calm down, Deputy Chief! I didn't do it on purpose, wasn't I chasing Katsura Kotaro just now? I don't know why it suddenly became like this. Was it Captain Okita's bazooka that went wrong?"

The hair of Shinsengumi's deputy head Shiro Hijikata and the team member Yamazaki Tei's hair turned into afro heads, their faces and bodies were all gray and black, and the cigarette in Hijikata Shiro's mouth turned into carbon directly, but One can imagine how intense the two people's narrow escape was just now.

Hijikata Toshiro almost lost his breath when he heard the words. He really wanted to stuff Yamazaki's brain into the engine to control the water.

Toshiro Hijikata grabbed Yamazaki Tai's collar and yelled: "Ask without knowing it! Don't you know what a bad guy Okita Sougo is?! Take me to drive in front of his bazooka, you are going to deliver food! "

If Okita Sougo came back and saw him like this, he would definitely "cut" and say, "It's a pity that Hijikata was not killed."

Toshiro Hijikata thought about putting Yamazaki's brains into the engine, and he actually did.

Seeing that Toshiro Hijikata stepped on the Yamazaki back and stuffed him halfway into the engine, Genzuki finally couldn't help but said, "That...excuse me?"

"Ah?!" Hijikata Shiro, who was still angry, looked fiercely at the direction of the sound, with a feeling of "death to those who disturb me", but after seeing that the boy who was born was only a half-grown boy, he couldn't help but Scratching his hair, he frowned and said, "Why are you a brat?"

Hijikata Shishiro subconsciously wanted to take a puff of cigarette, but found that the cigarette in his mouth had already turned into carbon, so he had no choice but to throw away the carbon head in discouragement, and asked, "Little ghost, what's the matter?"

"Deputy Chief, Deputy Chief!" Yamazaki revealed his mouth with difficulty, and reminded, "The police's people's influence!"

"..." Hijikata Shirōro twitched the corner of his mouth, and it took a long time to pull out a smile that could be compared to "Sura Yexiao", but it quickly stopped the smile of a child from ten miles away, "Do you need any help?"

Yuan Yueshi: "..."

"puff!"

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