The scumbag lied again [System]

The bell for the end of the fourth quarter self-study get out of class rang, Gao Erniang put away the papers and gave a few instructions before leaving, then Cheng Nan broke in from the back door.

Ou Zaiyang always felt that Cheng Nan might have tapped the tracker on Erniang Gao.

Cheng Nan looked for Xueshen who had just walked to the seat, holding a big bag of food and holding a piece of Xueshen in front of him, grabbed Li Gengchen's sleeve and tugged: "Big brother! The one you circled for me I wrote all the formulas! It’s so cool! It’s the first time in my high school career that I can understand the questions! God of learning, you are so awesome!”

Li Gengchen pulled back his sleeves calmly, bent down and found two notebooks from the desk: "This is the most basic one I have sorted out before, just ask me if you don't understand..."

Holding the notes, Cheng Nan was almost moved to tears, what kind of god-student father is this.

Just when Cheng Nan was about to blow a rainbow fart with snot and tears, Ou Zaiyang grabbed him by the collar and stuck himself between the two of them.

"Ai ai ai...you are almost ready, he is your own father, what about me?" Ou Zaiyang felt red in his heart, always having the illusion that his own cabbage was being raped by other pigs.

Cheng Nan was crazily brainwashed by the cp jokes in the afternoon, and before he could react, he subconsciously asked, "Mother?"

"Get lost—" Ou Zaiyang kicked him away.

Turning around, he saw Li Gengchen silently dimpled and watching the show with a smile, and became even angrier for a while: "You're still laughing, I can't get it out of making rumors, and I haven't settled with you yet!"

Li Gengchen's dimples got deeper when he heard it: "This is my fault."

The god of learning admits his mistakes quickly, Zaiyang is caught off guard by what he recognized, and he is ready to be so angry that he can't find an outlet to vent his anger. What do you want if everyone admits his mistakes?

If you don't care about it, you are a small belly, and you just don't care about this touching tablemate, not to mention that your own cabbage depends on your father who is a god of learning...

Ou Zaiyang lowered his head and touched his face, and couldn't help the old mother's tears in his heart.

The god of learning is too stupid!

……

Cheng Nan hooked Ou Zaiyang's shoulders and walked out of the school gate. Hearing him complaining about the god of learning, he couldn't bear it anymore: "Second mother, you are not allowed to scold my second father!"

Ou Zaiyang retracted the steps he was about to take, and turned to look at Cheng Nan: "What? What is it? Say it again?"

"Xueshen is my second parent, my second father, you have to be second... oh..." Cheng Nan didn't finish his sentence, and ran wildly all over the campus, covering his head.

Ou Zaiyang carried his schoolbag in his hand, completely disregarding the burden of the school bully, and scolded as he ran, "Cheng Nan! If I don't break your belly today, I'm your second grandma!"

Cheng Nan dodged from left to right, taking advantage of the dark night and high wind, quickly got into the car, rolled down the car window, stretched out half of his body, waved his hands and shouted: "Second Mom! See you tomorrow!"

"Bang!" Ou Zaiyang threw his schoolbag at the window of the car, hitting the exhaust of a car's buttocks in vain!

"Fuck your grandma's second mother!" Ou Zaiyang quickly turned himself into a big puffer fish, picked up his schoolbag, swept a green electric car and got on it.

Ou Zaiyang just rode on the road, and there were almost no people around the campus, probably only the moon above his head to accompany him.

A car turned around on the road behind, and it walked slowly at first, and then the car body brushed past Zaiyang with a "huh--" and rushed past.

"Ahem..." Ou Zaiyang was forced to take a mouthful of exhaust gas.

Ou Zaiyang gritted his teeth and slammed the curse again. Sure enough, the school bully was unlucky and even passers-by got on his head.

Qu Zaiyang wrinkled his face, twisted the accelerator to the end and followed the car. If the old district hadn't locked the car key before leaving, would he need to ride this crap? !

……

Just as Ou Zaiyang turned on the house key and was bending over to change his shoes, a certain software video sounded in his pocket.

"What's the matter?" Ou Zaiyang threw away his schoolbag and threw himself on the sofa, his eyes wandered to the two people on the phone, one south and one north.

Ou's father was wearing outdoor gear, walking panting while holding his mobile phone, he was a little angry when he heard his son's cold tone: "I am your enemy? You are so rushing when we meet?"

Tang Yinzi lay on the bed with a dark mask face: "Zhenghao, don't say a few words, Zaiyang just came back?" As she spoke, she picked up another mobile phone and casually flipped through the news of the parent group.

"Zaiyang, it's your first day of school today, why did you still take the exam?"

"The exam?" Ou Zhenghao asked with a suppressed anger.

Ou Zaiyang threw his phone on the bed to change his clothes, and became irritable when he heard the exam: "Well, it's a test for the bottom line, the kind that puts you in a pit."

Tang Yinzi laughed twice on the bed when she heard it, comforted him softly, and carefully told him to study hard, after all, he was already in the third year of high school.

Tang Yinzi was originally a pampered little princess, but now her pride has been worn away by life.

Especially after that incident, she couldn't even lift her head in front of her son.

"Just take the exam. After the exam, you have a good meal, and there is nothing wrong." Father Qu felt a little guilty when he heard his son's unconcealed exhaustion, so he cut out and paid his son some more money.

"Yes, what can't be solved with one meal, or two meals if it doesn't work." Tang Yinzi pretended to be relaxed.

Ou Zaiyang: "..."

If he really did what they said, it really depends on God's blessing that he didn't get fat.

"But in Yang, you are already in the third year of high school. How much do you think you can score?"

Father Qu did the math and said with a sneer: "No matter what, I can get one or two hundred in the exam."

Tang Yinzi cooperated with him to make fun of her son, trying to make the atmosphere between them less awkward.

She stretched out two fingers: "I know the son I gave birth to, it will never exceed three digits!"

Ou Zaiyang: "..."

He wondered what the purpose of the two of them having him was.

Ou Zhenghao started a fight with Tang Yinzi, and in the end they made a bet. Ou Zhenghao threatened Tang Yinzi's favorite perfume, and Tang Yinzi directly kidnapped the old antique in the study.

"Zaiyang, how much can you take?"

After the questioning, the couple stared straight at Ou Zaiyang, as if they were asking: Who do you support when we break our heads? !

Ou Zaiyang took a sip of water, didn't give him a look, and hung up the video without hesitation.

One or two hundred?

double digits?

Ha ha.

……

On the second day of school, the Chinese language test was held in the last three classes in the morning, and everyone was reviewing the language papers in their arms early in the morning.

Ou Zaiyang walked in with a schoolbag that could explode in a second. The school bully looked fierce, carrying the schoolbag like a bag of bricks, opening a scoop in a second.

"Did the school bully get pissed off by what happened in the toilet yesterday, and want to start school?"

"Or is the exam too difficult, driving the school bully crazy?"

"Isn't it the school bully who wants to open the school's brain, trying to come up with a brain for a brain?"

Ou Zaiyang walked towards his seat, and after hearing such miraculous remarks all the way, he couldn't help feeling that there seemed to be a huge gap between geniuses and lunatics and ordinary people between him and this group of academic bullies.

"Bang." Ou Zaiyang knocked his schoolbag on his desk heavily.

The few people in front of the two of them couldn't help covering their eyes, and the troublemakers in the front row stood up and covered their noses and mouths with Chinese books.

Li Gengchen looked at the melon-eating crowd, blinked his eyes and was a little puzzled, wondering what Ou Zaiyang did during the time he entered the door while he was playing games and didn't pay attention, the eyes of the melon-eating crowd seemed to foresee a tragedy in the world Same.

"Here we come." Someone whispered tremblingly.

Fear mixed with excitement and gossip.

For the boring tap water life in the third year of high school, any little fun can make the tap water boil like a spark that can start a prairie fire.

Ou Zaiyang fixed his eyes on Li Gengchen, "teared" the zipper of the schoolbag, and moved towards him by the strap of the schoolbag.

"This doesn't look like a posture of drawing a knife to open a ladle..." Someone from the melon-eaters questioned.

The little nerd pushed up his glasses, squinted his eyes and said, "Judging from the school bully's current actions, it seems that he is about to dump some dangerous object on the target Xueshen."

"Could it be a zombie? Use the zombie's ability to eat the mind of the god of learning, and calm down the anger like 'you can't have what I don't have'?" The class leader immediately expressed his opinion.

This point of view has been unanimously agreed by the masses within the range of two tables.

The melon-eaters waited with bated breath, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, Comrade School Bully launched a "snack offensive" at Xueshen's table, Xueshen's head, Xueshen's arms...etc.

People who eat melons: "???!!!"

The little nerd was the first to come back to his senses and continued the live broadcast: "As you can see now, the snack offensive has achieved initial results, and the table and arms of the Xueshen have been filled."

Li Gengchen remained motionless, and obediently asked his tablemate to pile himself up into a mountain with snacks.

Ou Zaiyang carried two whole bags of snacks, and basically wiped out all the snacks in the house, and all the gods scattered like flowers at Xueshen's place.

Li Gengchen felt that if Ou Zaiyang wanted to see his bewildered look that was hard to see in a century, then he succeeded.

Ou Zaiyang poured out the snacks very well, and seeing a cute and ignorant student growing out of the pile of snacks made him feel even happier.

Li Gengchen slowly raised his hand to take off the little pudding on top of his head, blinked and looked at him: "You... this is?"

Sitting next to him, Ou Zaiyang couldn't help laughing, hugged his stomach and laughed for a long time before opening his mouth: "Let's first calculate the account of the "toilet" yesterday?"

"How do you want to count?"

"You teach Nan, and I also want it. How about using this to pay off? Anyway, one is teaching, and two are also teaching." Besides, I am still at the same table as you!District raised his eyebrows.

Li Gengchen tightly clenched the little pudding in his hand, and he didn't care about the two red lines drawn out of his palm: "Okay, then this..."

Ou Zaiyang followed his line of sight and glanced around his masterpiece all morning and was very satisfied, as expected he brought it back after a long morning of talking.

"Of course these are tuition fees." Ou Zaiyang folded his arms as a matter of course, and his tuition fees were much higher than Cheng Nan's.

Therefore, no matter whether it is for the favor of the tablemate or the tuition fee, Xueshen should pay more attention to Cheng Nan's teaching!

Li Gengchen was silent for a full ten seconds, his eyes shifted from the anticipation in his sparkling eyes to his little green hair that blew up again, and finally fell on his little ears that were reddened several times.

"Hello." Ou poked Yang's arm, "You don't agree?!"

Li Gengchen looked at Ou Zai's fierce gaze, and couldn't help showing two super deep dimples for a moment.

"Okay." Li Gengchen nodded.

"Then it's settled." Ou Zaiyang turned around, picked up a book and buried himself in it.

Talk to Li Gengchen a few more words, and he might be close to him.

"Ha~" The system yawned and went online, and asked in a circle in his mind: "Oh, the school bully still knows how to be shy?"

"Go on and go to sleep before you wake up." Ou Zaiyang became angry after being poked in his mind.

"Aren't your parents just joking? Why do you care so much?"

"you shut up!!!"

"It's not because I want to do well in the exam, and it's not because I gambled because of that joke. I'm protecting my Chinese cabbage!" Ou Zai was so angry that he babbled out the words in his head.

Joke bet?

Chinese cabbage?

Hearing the words, Li Gengchen drew a question mark slowly, maybe it was the language of "District Country", otherwise why couldn't he understand?

The author has something to say:

The brain circuits of a group of cuties are amazing! ('v')ノ

See you tomorrow~