The scumbag lied again [System]

A lot of things happened, and Li Gengchen didn't know which one to start explaining. When he finished his words and prepared to speak, the audience at the same table disappeared.

After 5 minutes of class, Li Gengchen watched the English teacher arrive late with a stack of papers, and there was still no one around him.

The teacher who teaches English is young, beautiful and temperamental, and she is recognized as a fairy sister in No. [-] Middle School.

Sister Fairy is open-minded, and has always understood comrades like them who are exploring on the edge of adulthood, and her teaching ability is first-rate.

"Xueshen, where are you at the same table?" Sister Fairy glanced around, the classroom was full of cucumber eggs, but there was one missing next to Xueshen.

"I've heard about the prestige of school bullies for a long time, what's the matter? It seems that I can't see it today?" Sister Fairy said while standing on the podium while distributing the papers.

The English class in the morning was transferred by her to facilitate the exam in the afternoon. Although it was the first time to attend their class, but the school bully and the school bully were at the same table. But I listened all morning.

"Find out the bottom line of this class first. I'll see your level and then arrange the rhythm of the class." Sister Fairy handed the test papers to the first row of each group before walking to Li Gengchen's side.

"God of learning, where is the school bully?" Sister Xiannv asked again while supporting his desk with both hands.

Master bully.

Might have gone to the toilet.

And it probably belongs to the kind that cannot be fished out of the toilet.

……

Rumor has it that the school bully who fell out of the toilet and couldn't get it out was in the toilet of the teaching building next to the second year of high school, turning on the faucet and desperately washing his head.

"Although, you are prone to catch a cold to a large extent." The system said slowly with sleepy eyes.

Ou Zaiyang raised his head, the green hair in the mirror was stained with water, and the water on his forehead flowed down to the small tear mole under his right eye.

Ou Zai raised his eyelashes super invincible and giant long, the kind that can scratch the lenses even if he wears glasses, now there are some fine drops of water hanging on the tip of the eyelashes, making him look cute and pitiful.

"You are the only one with a mouth." Ou Zaiyang felt an uncontrollable anger burning in his body at the moment, he would spew fire when he opened his mouth, and his words would be thorny.

There is no denying it, even though he could calmly walk from the playground to the door of the class, and was still thinking about lying to his deskmate, he still ran away in the next second.

Ou Zaiyang turned off the faucet, hit the back of his head on the cold tile wall, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, the memory fragments in his mind kept flashing back again and again.

"It's still useful to study well, otherwise, who will help me write the homework for labor and management." The boy was wearing the sky blue uniform of his junior high school, smiling like a demon from hell.

"Drill! Don't drill, wait for me to grab you to drill?!" The scene changed, and the boy was standing on the stadium platform, with one leg lifted up to step up a step, and the gap between his legs was enough for a person to crawl through.

The people around the boy were giggling and laughing, only Ou Zaiyang was knocked to the ground by three people...

Ou Zaiyang couldn't help clenching the hand hanging by his side, his breathing became short of breath, and he was called out by the system several times before he was pulled out of the quagmire of memories.

"Bada." Ou Zaiyang lit the fire with shaking hands, relying on nicotine to calm his breath.

He's fine, he's obviously fine.

They all ran out, he already ran out desperately,

The abyss behind him is so far away.

……

Ou Zaiyang smoked two full cigarettes, rinsed his mouth, stood at the window and used the autumn wind that could blow him into a fool to blow away the smell of cigarettes, and at the end he even sprayed the woody perfume twice to cover it up.

After opening the toilet door, Ou Zaiyang looked up and closed the door again with a "bang".

If it wasn't for the time constraints, he would have wanted to do a body search to see if he was being tracked by his deskmate? !

Li Gengchen didn't give him a chance to search, so he raised his hand and knocked on the door, and Ou Zaiyang opened it resignedly.

"I...I said that I came to the toilet to catch people, would you believe me?" Xue Shen smiled innocently with his dimples on his face.

Just come here to get something like his deskmate, comrade school bully and so on.

……

Li Gengchen managed to catch the audience at the same table, explaining the phone thing in the morning along the way.

It's just that Gao Erniang said that she misunderstood Ou Zaiyang about the mobile phone, but it was his fault for not listening carefully to the novels in class, and Ou Zaiyang didn't care at all.

Before he gave a series of speeches about the noon playground, the two of them had already walked to the classroom.

Ou Zaiyang looked at the divided desks, each desk was empty with only a white test paper...

He felt that his tablemate was doing it on purpose, but fortunately he also thought that the scholar was handsome and kind, and he was all farting.

If it wasn't for Sister Fairy looking at the two of them with a smile, he would definitely hold his collar and ask Wang: Why can't he wait until the exam is over before finding him?

The bastard who forced Wang to repay his kindness, he really didn't want to take the exam at all!

Sister Fairy's exam time is very regular, exactly 120 minutes for two classes plus a break in between and half an hour of exercises between classes.

Ou Zaiyang glanced at his watch, it was only halfway through this f*ck.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he was really upset that he skipped this class. How can anyone skip halfway and be carried back by the same table? !

"Is Comrade School Bully's stomach feeling better? Do you want to get another cup of hot water and take it easy?"

It was also the first time for Ou Zaiyang to have close contact with the fairy sister. He was taken aback by her condolences, and nodded and said no.

After speaking, he quickly glanced at Bi Wang who left the table, he had better find an excuse that he could listen to, otherwise don't blame him for disregarding the friendship at the same table.

"That's good, time is running out, you can do as much as you can, and then find a self-study and come to my office to finish it, how about it?"

"No need, teacher, I can finish it." Ou Zaiyang said with an inscrutable expression on his face.

Li Gengchen couldn't help but take a look at this pretending.

Ou Zaiyang flipped through the paper twice, raised Erlang's legs and squinted his eyes to write.

Hearing has been neglected, adhering to the principle that a blind cat meets a dead mouse, Ou Zaiyang compiled the arrangement of CCBAD and other random four-letter combinations in a low voice.

The editor was so excited that he didn't stop the car. In less than 5 minutes, all the multiple-choice questions on the answer sheet were filled.

Look, at his speed, he can finish the answer in less than half an hour, okay?

To be honest, Li Gengchen took the time to observe his deskmate. Compared with his way of answering at a glance, the school bully's laziness in answering the questions with the momentum that he is bound to answer the questions is really outstanding.

After a series of multiple-choice questions, Ou Zaiyang looked at the grammar with the expression of an old man on the subway and filled in the blanks. After his head froze for a second, he copied the following words intact.

As for correcting mistakes?Just delete it.

When Qu Zaiyang turned to the final composition, Li Gengchen had already finished answering the paper and put down his pen. He was not in a hurry to hand it in, and rested his left hand on his cheek to watch the school bully answer the questions.

Ou Zaiyang carefully read the questions twice, copied the questions on the answer sheet, and began to write hard.

It seems that it was probably spelled in Chinese, or it was directly copied from the previous short passage.

"The drawing is pretty good." The system yawned and crawled over to look at the blue fat man on the answer sheet.

"Thank you for the compliment, but please shut up." Ou Zaiyang hummed the theme song of Crayon Shin-chan in his heart, with Doraemon hooked up in his pen. Although he was complimenting him, the system spoiled the atmosphere by opening his mouth.

There were still 10 minutes before the paper was handed in. Ou Zaiyang threw his pen, and before Li Gengchen could react, he stood up and went to the podium to hand in the paper.

Then she walked out with the same astonished expressions of the fairy sister and Li Gengchen.

The mentality of the whole class is a little bit broken.

Although it is an unorthodox exam, Sister Xiannv is ruthless and says she wants to get to the bottom of it, but the difficulty factor of the questions is about the Nth power of the second level of the college entrance examination. !

Li Gengchen also handed in the paper right after, not giving the fairy sister any chance to speak, and rushed to reincarnation with the same table hand in hand.

The mentality of the entire class was completely blown up.

……

"Brother Yang?!" Cheng Nan ran up after finishing exercises, hooked his shoulders and walked to Class [-], "Master Xue Shen fished you out?" After speaking, Cheng Nan moved closer to him and sniffed him hard. smell.

Ou Zaiyang clenched his fists tightly and asked word by word: "What did he say to the teacher?"

Cheng Nan scratched his head, and tried on the verge of being beaten: "Just... go to the toilet... can't get it..."

"Oh." Cheng Nan didn't finish speaking, and ran all over the corridor with his head covered. After all, his fist was very hard.

"I didn't pass it on!"

"I don't know the original words! But it's like this when it's passed on to me."

Ou Zaiyang's back molars were almost gnawed, so he took a test, and everyone in No. [-] Middle School knew that the famous school bully fell into the toilet, and he still couldn't get it out.

What's more, they actually made up: the school bully stinks all over his body after being fished out, but he still insists on finishing the basic exam with his body and mind.

This heart can be learned from the sun and the moon, this is the charm of the third year of high school, even the school bully has completely changed his appearance for this.

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Enduring until school was over, Ou Zaiyang sat in the snack bar outside the school, holding his mobile phone, opened a small account, and crazily posted bars at school to hate people.

Cheng Nan sat next to him cowardly, wanting to shy away from touching him, wanting to blame him, the source of the rumor was his life-saving father who saved him from throwing the trash can.

He was sandwiched between the two of them, and he deeply felt that he was a mathematician in his previous life, and it was really difficult for him.

"Brother Yang..."

"Fart your fart." After Ou Zaiyang finished speaking, he continued to output crazily, and his anger was mainly focused on the incident where he fell into the toilet.

"I think I should change my name. I can't be called Cheng Nan, I should be called Cheng Yi." In this way, it won't be too difficult for him, right?

"It's fine, Cheng Rong sounds better." Ou Zaiyang turned his head and patted him on the shoulder, and walked past the small octopus balls in front of him.

"Oh shit!" Cheng Nan frantically flicked his phone while being rude.

"What's the matter again?" Ou Zaiyang turned his head, seeing that he had snatched another small ball without paying attention.

Little Maruko was only two centimeters away from his mouth in the air, her arm was suddenly shaken by Cheng Nan, and she returned to the table.

"Laozi's meatball!" Ou Zaiyang really wanted to beat someone up.

"Brother..." Cheng Nan couldn't care less about meatballs or not, and directly put the screen in front of him.

"The CP building of both of you in the post bar has been built into a hot trough!"

"Who are you two?" Ou Zai raised a black face with a question mark.

"You and Xue Shen, what the hell, both of you have CP support clubs!"

Before Qu Zaiyang could speak, Cheng Nan continued to lie: "The novel and comics are out!" It's only the first day of school, and these people must be a little too fast.

Senior high school seniors plunged into the sea to drown, and senior high school seniors did not forget to kowtow to their school CP while enjoying their holidays.

It was only after Ou Zaiyang was slapped with popular science that he realized what they were talking about.

Ou Zaiyang couldn't help turning over the table for a while, and shouted in a voice that could be heard in the whole snack bar: "Kowtow your mother, labor and capital are invincible in the universe!"

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