The scumbag lied again [System]

Ou Zaiyang was inexplicably panicked, sitting on the side of the bed and listening to the sound of the next door taking a shower, while pulling Cheng Nan to talk nonsense.

He had to do something to divert his attention. Obviously, the two of them didn't feel anything when they lived in his house, so how could he not do it in another place?

Ever since Cheng Nan found out that the motorcycle man who slandered him was the guy who gave him lollipops, Cheng Nan hadn't stopped.

For the first time, I squatted at the door of the third class for a long time before I figured out that he belonged to the second class.

The second time I changed to blocking people after school, dragging the lazy cat by the collar to meet in the backstreet after the evening self-study, waited all night, but I caught a cold instead.

Lin Yixuan entrusted someone to pass on a message, saying that he would not fight with elementary school students.

Cheng Nan was so angry that he flipped the table, and went to the second class for the third time to speak harshly, but the boss was too busy with the competition, and no one could catch him.

"Second Mom, this person has grown up with Liang Zi, and it's fine if he says I'm good at porcelain, but now he's calling me a primary school student?"

"I don't care if he is familiar with Xueshen's father or not, I will definitely get him back this time!!!"

Cheng Nan expressed his determination with three exclamation points, and Ou Zaiyang didn't stop him, anyway, he couldn't stop him.

"You can think so if you want, but if you continue like this, you should find a place for yourself after the midterm exam, don't forget."

"?"

"It's better to have a single and relatively few garbage bins, which are sparsely populated, so that there are easy empty garbage bins for you to live in."

Cheng Nan: "..."

"When the time comes, I'll find you some scraps of paper and newspapers." Au Zai raised his hand, followed by a red exclamation mark.

"Tsk." Ou Zaiyang chuckled and put down the phone.

He actually overturned his car on Lahei Road?

……

Not long after, the sound of the bathing water next door stopped, and Ou Zaiyang rubbed his thighs, unable to sit still.

"Click." The bathroom door opened.

Ou Zaiyang didn't dare to look at it, he walked to the bookshelf stiffly, took out the booklet casually, opened it and flipped through it, his eyes scanned left and right for a long time.

Li Gengchen came out wiping his hair, wearing pajamas casually, with only one button button on his chest, anyway, he would have to take it off later.

Ou Zai flipped through two pages of the book, only to realize that it didn't feel right in his hand, it was as naked as a photo, and when he looked down, his eyes met the beautiful little baby in the booklet.

Li Gengchen came over and saw the photo album in his hand, his face was blank for a moment.

The little baby's two big eyes occupy a small half of the face, and the chubby little face really wants to be pinched. The little angel baby smiled and opened his small mouth and clapped his hands in front of him.

Ou Zaiyang couldn't help turning to the next page again, the little baby was supported to stand up, next to it was not sure whether it was Li's father or Li's mother's words, and there was a record of the baby standing up for the first time.

What follows is basically the first cry, the first bedwetting, the first somersault, the first fall...

Every picture of Li Gengchen has a wrinkled face, and the pear blossoms with rain make people tremble when they look at them, and they want to coax and hug them.

Facing such a beautiful little angel, ordinary people obviously want to let go of their pets, but Li's parents and Li's mother are obviously the type of "having children for fun". The albums are basically black history, and none of them are correct. by photo.

Li Gengchen came over, seeing that he was about to finish his black history, he reached out to grab it, Ou Zaiyang recited him and turned another page.

"Pfft." Ou Zaiyang couldn't hold back his laughter.

It actually said that it was the first time he stepped on shit. Li Gengchen was sitting on the ground, his black grape-sized eyes were full of blankness, and he was holding a shoe with a black sole in his hand.

"Damn it, your parents still want to take a picture of your shit when you step on it, hahahaha." Ou Zaiyang pointed at the photo and laughed.

"Give it to me quickly, don't read it." He was careless, forgetting that he still had this kind of black history on his shelf.

Ou Zaiyang laughed so hard that he took out his phone and wanted to take pictures. How could Li Gengchen let him take pictures?

Ou Zaiyang laughed and burst into tears, but then he laughed too hard, lost all energy, and Li Gengchen snatched the photo album from his hand and locked it in the locker.

"Are you not afraid that I will steal the keys in the middle of the night?"

When Li Gengchen heard that he had hidden the keys, he turned around and went to the coat compartment to find him a quilt and blanket.

Ou Zaiyang was tired from laughing, and directly collapsed half of his body on the bed, kicking the slippers on the ground casually with both feet, his mind was still full of the god of learning when he was just a child.

Fair and chubby face.

Cute, want to pinch.

Before he finished feeling, Li Gengchen threw a quilt over his head, "This quilt is a little thinner, I'll add a blanket for you." After speaking, he put the blanket on his head again.

"Well, do you want to kill someone to silence you? Classmate who stepped on shit?" Ou Zaiyang made a buzzing sound from under the quilt.

"Go to sleep." Li Gengchen couldn't talk to him, so he went out and turned off the lights outside.

When Li Gengchen came back, seeing that he was not moving, he kicked him lightly, walked over his waist and walked to the side near the door.

"Oh~" Ou Zaiyang exaggeratedly clutched his calf, his whole head was still buried in the quilt, "Although the classmate who stepped on shit really wanted to kill people, I will never let mermaid!"

"I've turned off the light." Li Gengchen snapped off the light, leaving only a gleam of cold light from the gap in the curtains in the whole bedroom.

Ou Zaiyang listened to the movement of getting under the quilt over there, squirmed for a long time, shook off the quilt and got in, and covered it with a blanket casually.

The atmosphere became quiet for a while, only the two breathed softly. Ou Zaiyang didn't know what was going on with Li Gengchen. He was holding his breath and didn't dare to vent it out loud.

The suffocation was too uncomfortable, Ou Zaiyang was afraid that he would suffocate to death, so he exhaled suddenly, maybe it was too hard, and a snot bubble was brought out when he exhaled.

Pop, the snot bubble burst.

"..."

"..."

"Pfft." Li Gengchen didn't hold back, laughing so hard that the whole bed was shaking.

Ou Zaiyang: "..."

Gan.

—

Early in the morning, the two of them fell asleep, and someone's alarm clock rang on the table. Thinking about how Zai Yang hadn't had a good rest these days, Li Gengchen squinted his eyes and stretched out his hand to turn it off.

In a daze, no one realized that the two of them were sleeping under the same quilt.

Ou Zaiyang was still dreaming, in the dream Li Gengchen was despising the gift he gave with a sneer on his face.

Gift?

Ou Zaiyang suddenly thought of his task today, Li Yu sat up straight, rubbed his eyes for a long time and felt the cool wind pouring into the bed.

Turning his head, he found that the two were covered with the same quilt.

?

The quilt was the same color as the quilt, obviously it was Li Gengchen's original, so what about his?

Lost the quilt after falling asleep?

When Li Gengchen opened his eyes, he saw his deskmate pouted, lying on the edge of the bed and reaching for the quilt which was one meter away from the edge of the bed. He couldn't help but yawned.

At the beginning of last night, the two of them were clearly separated, and passed the first half of the night peacefully. Li Gengchen was relieved and fell asleep soundly. Later, I don't know what Ou Zaiyang did. First, I don't know where the blanket was flying. Half of the quilt on him fell to the ground.

The more and more quilts are dropped, the less and less quilts he has on his body, the colder he becomes, and people who feel cold in their sleep start to look for heat sources.

Then Li Gengchen was caught off guard by a cold claw, and finally forcefully tore away half of the quilt.

He sat up and covered his deskmate with the quilt, and wrapped him up like a silkworm baby, went down to grab the quilt and continued to sleep.

Then three hours later, another round started.

……

Ou Zaiyang faced his deskmate without a face, put on his clothes and ran away with his mobile phone.

It was already □ o'clock in the morning, and Ou Zaiyang didn't have time to eat breakfast, so he went directly to the printing shop, took back the printed booklet, and found a hard box that could hold the booklet and packed it.

When I got home, I started to put the finishing touches on Xiao Jie, and it was already four o'clock in the afternoon after he packed the box.

After calling the owner of the cake shop, Ou Zaiyang was worried about the effect of their work, so he went to supervise the work himself, and put two pieces of bread at the same time.

Carrying the cake, he went to the hot pot restaurant to get the bottom of the pot and the ingredients. After all the tossing, he remembered that he hadn't turned the tablemate over.

Li Gengchen is currently having a friendly video exchange with two comrades, Li Nianzhong and Zhu Tongyu.

"Tomorrow is your birthday, can you spend it alone? It's so pitiful." Zhu Tongyu leaned on her husband.

"It's okay, I have class tomorrow, just go to dinner with my deskmate after the end."

"Listen, it's really miserable." Zhu Tongyu was about to cry, and Li Gengchen felt that his acting skills were comparable to Cheng Nan's.

Ou Zaiyang couldn't get in the phone all the time, he was so anxious that he wanted to run to his house to get him over, but he couldn't, so his surprise couldn't go on.

"Quickly connect to the video!!!" Ou Zaiyang sent three exclamation points, Li Gengchen thought something happened to him, so he hung up after telling Li Ma.

Ou Zaiyang called seamlessly, "I, I, I..."

The video was switched on suddenly, and Ou Zaiyang forgot all the words he had thought up, and his mind went blank, "I... I lost my underwear at your house, can you bring them here?"

Li Gengchen: "?"

Ou Zaiyang: "..."

Oh, what an excuse he is.

"That's right, I miss it very much, I don't feel safe without it, you bring it here!" Ou Zaiyang closed his eyes, and heard the sound of his face falling to the ground.

Li Gengchen: "..."

"it is good."

"Then hurry up!" Ou Zaiyang blushed, and then remembered the reason he thought of first, "Don't forget, you...the photo of you stepping on shit is still in my hand."

Li Gengchen: "?"

When did he get it?

Ou directly hung up the phone on Yang's side, and threw himself on the sofa, wishing he could bury himself with a pillow.

What a terrible reason this is.

—

Li Gengchen didn't know whether it was because of his eager deskmate or because of his black history of overturning, so he came here in an hour.

Ou Zaiyang wore a hat and a mask and opened the door, Li Gengchen didn't bother to hand him the paper bag, seeing him in a hurry, "What's wrong?"

"Could it be that you caught a cold because you didn't sleep last night?" As he spoke, he reached out to touch his forehead, which turned out to be a little wet and hot.

How could Ou Zaiyang say that he didn't want to see him because he was too embarrassing, and acquiesced to his reason.

"I'm fine, haven't you eaten yet?"

Li Gengchen shook his head, ready to chat with his parents before eating, but was rushed here by his tablemate Si Kuo eagerly.

Seeing that he didn't eat, Ou Zaiyang heaved a sigh of relief, "Then what do you want to do next?"

Li Gengchen continued to shake his head, what could he do.

"It's fine, I... I ordered hot pot, let's eat together?" Ou Zaiyang pushed the person in without any trace, seeing that Li Gengchen couldn't see, he kicked the paper bag on the ground to the sundries beside the door between.

"Hot pot?" Ou Zaiyang ordered hot pot by himself?

Li Gengchen was stunned when he walked to the dining table, "You eat so much by yourself?"

Although Ou Zaiyang can eat it, it looks like it is enough for ten people. He originally ate it alone, is it too much?

"What do you care about so much?" Ou Zaiyang pushed the man down on the chair, gave him the bowl and chopsticks, and asked him to make the sauce himself. I don't know if he likes spicy food or clear soup, and Ou Zaiyang even specially made a mandarin duck pot.

Li Gengchen found out that most of the dishes on the table were his favorites, and he specially made mandarin duck hotpot, so he couldn't help but have an idea in his mind.

He pressed it back firmly, maybe the same table likes to exchange the two flavors, so I can't think too much about it.

Ou Zaiyang poured Coke for him and clinked glasses, "At the same table, let's have a toast."

Li Gengchen saw him finish the drink in a big gulp, so he took two sips too, thinking he would bring out beer, but it turned out to be Coke?

Although the thoughts in my heart were firmly suppressed, seeing that the stone above was constantly loosening, it was about to pop out.

……

Ou Zaiyang ordered too much, the two of them opened the mouth to eat and didn't finish it. Li Gengchen packed the leftovers for him and put them in the refrigerator, and said he had to finish them as soon as possible, otherwise they wouldn't be fresh.

Ou Zaiyang secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he hid the cake in the small refrigerator on the second floor, and it would be too easy to be exposed on the first floor.

After washing the pot, Qu was paralyzed in Yang for a long time, and was dragged away by Li Gengchen to start a proud swim in the sea of ​​learning.

The two of them swam until [-]:[-], and Ou Zaiyang put down his pen and didn't write any questions. Let alone making surprises, he didn't even know who was in One Plus One.

Materialized numbers have eaten his brains.

Ou Zaiyang spread out on the sofa in the small living room on the second floor, said nothing and went back to the bedroom, and felt like throwing up when he saw the papers in the bedroom.

Seeing that it's all over now, Li Gengchen's little bud sticking out of his heart is still ruthlessly pinched out, maybe he doesn't know anything at all, so what is he expecting?

It would be nice to have hot pot.

Li Gengchen followed and walked out, "Then you take a rest and go to wash and sleep, I'll go back first."

"Ai ai ai ai, no." Ou Zaiyang stood up and grabbed the man's arm, jokingly, he has been working hard to learn this in order to keep him, wouldn't it be a waste of time for him to go back?

"You live here."

"I didn't bring my schoolbag."

"I'll accompany you to look for it tomorrow. You're not allowed to go back tonight. It's so late, boys have to protect themselves, it's too dangerous, no, no."

"My skills are still good..." Li Gengchen was halfway through speaking, and Ou Zaiyang looked at the watch behind him that it was five minutes to twelve, and he pushed him on the sofa and ran back to the bedroom.

Li Gengchen felt that the tablemate might have taken the rope, and then threatened him that if he left, he would tie himself up.

He was amused by his own brain, and just as he laughed, the light suddenly disappeared, and his eyes were completely dark.

"Zaiyang? Did you trip?" Li Gengchen turned around and asked.

There was darkness in front of my eyes, and suddenly——

There are dots of flames emerging from the door of Ou Zaiyang's bedroom.

The author has something to say:

#jump fart gate#

Facts have proved that the god of learning is not thinking about farting, but I still overestimated my progress, woohoo, it was me who was thinking of farting, and I knelt down for everyone.