The scumbag lied again [System]

Thanks to the live broadcast of Xueshen Lu, the CP girl in the post bar is as happy as it is celebrating the New Year, and several floors rise from the ground in an instant.

At first, Ou Zaiyang didn't pay attention to the post bar. After washing his face early in the morning, he lay down in front of the sink and looked at himself for a long time.

After almost two weeks of baptism, the green hair has lost 90.00%, and now he should basically be swaying through the market with a hair that is neither yellow nor green.

Ou Zaiyang looked at himself in the mirror, and thought of the black hair at the same table for no reason, the good quality can make several halos in the sun.

Comrade Xueshen especially likes to wear black clothes, black hair and indifferent white skin, probably the kind that can directly cosplay a vampire at night.

Ou Zaiyang wiped his face and put the toothbrush in his mouth, looked at the white sweater on his body, stared at me and stared at you with the blue fat man on the sweater with a speechless expression.

He wasn't the prettiest kid on the street anymore.

……

When Ou Zaiyang came to class, Cheng Nan had already occupied the magpie's nest, eating bread while listening to the god of learning to check for him and fill in the gaps.

Cheng Nan's total score in this test has improved by a full [-] points. Although the starting point is low, this sweetness is enough for him to continue to hug the lap of Xueshen's father and not let go.

As long as the thighs are well hugged, the trash can cannot be his home.

"Second Mom, why are you here so late?" Cheng Nan had just finished speaking when the school bell rang.

Without saying a word, Ou Zaiyang hung his schoolbag on the back of the chair, randomly pulled an empty chair and sat down, his eyes barely leaving the papers on the table.

Cheng Nan's test was easier than theirs. Ou Zaiyang calculated the first five multiple-choice math questions, and the basic error rate was controlled within one.

Seeing that he was silent, Li Gengchen accelerated the speed of speaking this question, and circled the key points of the remaining questions on the supplementary textbook, so that he could understand and digest them by himself, and let him explain when he didn't understand.

Cheng Nan didn't leave after listening to the important point, and watched Ou Zaiyang pouted and pulled his school uniform: "Second Mom, are you still angry?"

Ou Zaiyang pulled his sleeve away from his hand, without giving him a look, it was so cold.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong." Seeing him pull away his sleeve, Cheng Nan hugged him again after speaking.

Li Gengchen thinks that if you listen to the above dialogue, you may end up with: I was wrong, you listen to my explanation and I don’t listen to me, it’s all your fault, this kind of looping and unsolvable logic chain.

In order to avoid meaningless repetition, Li Gengchen used homework as bait to successfully catch Cheng Nan's stupid words.

"They asked me, I just... I just said it smoothly..." Cheng Nan looked at the fierce Ou Zaiyang and said in a low voice.

"But I patched it right away..." But they couldn't blame him if they heard it and pretended they didn't.

"So this is why I'm not only your second mother, but also the second mother of the whole school?!" Qu Zaiyang wanted to kick him into the trash can on the Siberian plateau.

Comrade School Bully thought of the extremely cool image of his deskmate and the pink envelope earlier in the morning, and he unilaterally declared war on the inexplicable competition between the two school bullies.

This war that kicked off suddenly caused Au Zaiyang to jump back and forth on the verge of being late, and the worst victims were the wardrobe in the bedroom, the shoe cabinet at the door, and the clothes left on both sides of the route along the way.

Ou Zaiyang took a taxi in order not to have to pay for the hard work of walking east and west three streets in order to satisfy a group of students with strange tastes for breakfast.

The road was too boring, so he casually scrolled through the post bar, and when he clicked on it, he could see the high-rise cp buildings marked with hot signs.

And after a third person who was caught between the two school grass CPs personally stamped it, Comrade School Bully's nickname of "Second Mother" was finally announced to the world.

Cheng Nan saw the cordial greeting from his second mother on his mobile phone one second after he stepped into the classroom.

"I was really wrong, Second Mom." Cheng Nan tugged at his sleeve and shook it back and forth.

No matter how hard Ou Zaiyang was pumping, he couldn't pull it away. The harder he tried, Cheng Nan pulled him tighter, one bite at a time, and Ou Zaiyang had already raised his foot.

"Tearing——" Before Ou Zaiyang's feet touched the stool under Cheng Nan's buttocks, half of his school uniform jacket was pulled off by Cheng Nan.

Cheng Nan looked at Ou Zaiyang's clothes inside, and for a while, he couldn't care less about apologizing, and laughed so hard that he sat on the ground rolling around with his belly in his arms.

Li Gengchen looked over, and within three seconds his dimples were so deep that he couldn't hide it, and he turned his head like a twitch.

Ou Zaiyang stood up with his head that was about to smoke, turned his back and reached for the zipper, the more his hands trembled, the more he couldn't pull the zipper, and the more he couldn't do it, the more impatient he became.

Cheng Nan's laughter was so loud that the squad leader in front of him all looked over, and then Li Gengchen stopped him one by one.

"Wori." Au Zaiyang cursed the damn zipper in a low voice.

Li Gengchen looked at the half-green and half-yellow frizzy hairs, and couldn't help but put his hands on them again.

At this moment, the hand that was pulling the zipper also stopped, and the whole person was like a pressure cooker whose exhaust cap was pulled out, and he could only keep venting heat.

Xueshen was afraid of overturning the car, so he squeezed it quickly and then withdrew his hand, looked down at the zipper on his palm, and gently peeled off his hand.

The left side of the zipper is stuck in the lining with excess fabric, no wonder he couldn't pull it up after a long time.

Ou Zaiyang brand pressure cooker has been turned off at the moment, and the pot of hot porridge inside has been poured out. Now he just pokes on the gas stove and waits for it to cool down.

Cheng Nan got up after laughing, looked at Ou Zaiyang's clothes again through the gap between the two, chose the latter between watching the fun and saving his life, and ran away with his notes in his arms.

At the moment, Ou Zaiyang's nose is filled with the scent of sandalwood from his deskmate, and Li Gengchen's finger that unzips the zipper on his belly touches it again and again, making it so itchy that he wants to scratch his belly.

Li Gengchen lowered his head and patiently pulled out the fabric, and pulled up the zipper bit by bit while holding the coat together.

Xue Shen curled his intoxicatingly deep dimples on both sides, looked down at the super big and fierce Super Saiyan under his coat for a short time, and then hid himself to prevent others from taking another look.

Ou Zaiyang turned his head and looked at the two people approaching from the reflection of the window, the little white flag silently raised in his heart was firmly suppressed.

This game is just a small mistake in tactics so far, he hasn't lost yet!

This one-sided game continued until the end of get out of class on Friday, until a group of people followed Lao Mu to sit in the three open suites, and there was no other progress.

Although Lao Mu was smiling and trying to blend into the core of the first class, but due to too much generation gap between them, half of the table centered on him could only be done by the class committee.

The squad leader took the lead in grabbing the seat farthest from Lao Mu, the little nerd and his deskmate took Brother Niao to sit next to each other, and Mo Yue and Zhao Yan quickly grabbed the two on their side.

Now only the two places on the right of Lao Mu are reserved for the dear Xueshen father and his "family".

Ou Zaiyang frowned and sat next to Mo Yue, and the blame fell on Li Gengchen again.

Li Gengchen sat down immediately, and Lao Mu had already ordered a few hard dishes, and let the students choose the rest.

"Everyone light up first, you don't need to be polite to the teacher." Lao Mu stood up, walked around the two full tables for a long time, went to the service desk outside and muttered with the little foreman for a while.

Brother Bird poked his neck, and saw that Lao Mu was not there, he was dragging the waitress to discuss for a while: "Yes, that's the one, Sprite Cola iced tea, plus a few bottles of red grapes."

"Brother Bird, you really want to..." The little nerd was covered by his deskmate halfway through speaking.

"Stop talking nonsense, do you dare?" Brother Bird ordered a good drink before removing the drink list.

This group of children hovering on the edge of adulthood are particularly concerned about the things that adults can only do. Anyone who touches these things in advance can be counted as something to show off, and this group of schoolmasters cannot avoid it.

The squad leader stood up and told each of them the precautions. After listening for a long time, Ou Zaiyang realized that the group of top students wanted to taste the taste of wine.

"Yangshen, do you often drink?" Someone at the table suddenly asked.

Before the district could make a sound, Brother Niao raised his small hand: "Isn't Yang Shen a thousand cups, okay? What? You haven't heard of it? It's just in the first year of high school..."

Ou Zaiyang never knew that he still had the opportunity to listen to other people's so-called glorious deeds at the dinner table, especially when the tablemate next to him listened very seriously.

The service of this restaurant was good, and the food was served very quickly. Within a short while, a table was filled with dishes and drinks. Lao Mu walked in with a group of teachers and sat directly on the third small table.

"Okay, everyone is here now, don't worry about the food, eat slowly and serve slowly." Lao Mu poured half a glass of juice for himself with a wine glass and moved around.

"Students, two weeks have passed, have you gotten used to life in the third year of high school?" Old Mu said slowly, and everyone in the room listened to him obediently.

"The third year of high school is a long and difficult battle for you now, an unshakable mountain, but in fact it is nothing to turn over, don't be afraid, everyone, follow our six teachers, I believe that the good children in our class will all To have the best future, come, let's toast together." Old Mu turned around and toasted.

Ou Zaiyang and Li Gengchen basically clinked glasses with drinks of various colors that they had prepared. Lao Mu sat at the third table. There was an empty seat at their table, and Brother Bird pulled them over and piled up various low-strength drinks. Fruit wine, also covered with two coats.

Old Mu knew that their teacher was there, and the students were restrained, so he pulled a thin curtain at their table at the back, told the monitor a few words, and then completely let go.

Mo Yue took a sip of cold beer, but Zhao Yan snatched it away: "How dare you give me cold beer?"

Mo Yue took a sip before realizing it, rubbed her stomach and drank hot water obediently: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

There was an opportunity to drink before her, but she could only watch it go away from her.

The people at the table were restrained at first, but after Lao Mu gave the order "eat", all the reservations and restraints were caught in the ashtray by a chopstick.

"Yangshen, I really admire you just like your second mother." Brother Bird has already started to stick out his tongue, and floated over with half a glass of red wine, saying that he should respect Comrade School Bully.

After Ou Zaiyang drank the first cup, he would have the second cup. Not knowing what he had done, almost all the people in the group came to pay respects to him.

For the sake of his personality, except for Li Gengchen who helped to settle a few cups, the rest of the school bully accepted them all.

Then the school bully comrade who claims to never fail to drink a thousand cups lived up to expectations and got drunk.

Ou Zaiyang's cheeks were flushed, and Li Gengchen couldn't snatch the wine glass in his hands: "I'm not drunk, so don't talk nonsense!"

Li Gengchen nodded to coax him: "Yes, yes, you are not drunk, you give me the cup first."

Ou Zaiyang went around his hand and hid it in his arms: "I don't, I will pour it myself, I don't want you."

"Can't I help you?" Li Gengchen still wanted to grab it, but Ou Zaiyang went around and refused.

As soon as Li Gengchen held his wrist, Ou Zaiyang was burned by the temperature on his wrist, his hands trembled, and half a glass of beer was thrown between Li Gengchen's pants/crotch.

Li Gengchen: "..."

I'm afraid I won't be able to go out tonight.

"Look, it's all your fault." Ou Zaiyang watched him beat him up, and reached out to ask Mo Yue for a paper. Mo Yue suddenly had a stomachache, and ran while clutching her stomach, saying, "It's in the bag, you can find it yourself."

It took a long time for Ou Zaiyang to find it, and he held the paper and dangled the person to go to the toilet: "Come on, I'll take you to wipe..."

Qu Zaiyang, who was drunk, was extremely powerful, dragging Li Gengchen along, and Li Gengchen was afraid that he would bump into him, so he had no choice but to follow him.

When Mo Yue came back from the toilet, she took out her bag to find some paper. Zhao Yan stuffed a peanut into her mouth: "What are you looking for for so long?"

"It's over." Mo Yue looked at her deskmate with a devastated expression, "Is there still time for me to go back and pack my luggage?"

Zhao Yan: "??? What happened?"

Seeing that she was silent, Zhao Yan glanced into the bag, the paper bag was still in the bag obediently, and the two of them looked at each other, as if foretelling each other's tragic situation from their eyes.

Li Gengchen, who was dragged into the toilet, watched helplessly as Ou Zaiyang took out a small pink strip with the words [-]/[-] palm bag written on it, and the bullet screen in his heart covered his whole face for a moment.

The drunken school bully fan stared and muttered that the paper bag was difficult to open while violently tearing off the pink skin, revealing the white inner core.

Li Gengchen didn't make any move yet, the white inner core was already held up by his deskmate and held up in front of him: "Come on, I'll wipe it for you."

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