Acting like a baby's daily live broadcast

When He Shen opened his eyes the next day, he was bombarded with various news.

Yu Jin also made a contract from his uncle that was extremely beneficial to He Shen, and told He Shen that He Shen was absolutely free in this contract, and he would terminate the contract if he wanted to.

When Yu Ji took out this contract, his uncle almost cried. The first is that He Shen's father is too strong as a black and evil force, and the second is that as a businessman, he is too bad for such a contract.When the two are combined, the risk he takes is too great.

In the end, his uncle reluctantly agreed with the lingering fear, but the condition was that He Shen's father must not let this matter know.

"Brother Shen! Look at how kind I am to you, or you can get along with me." Yu Ji joked, "Look at my good looks and good life, I'm definitely better than the one with your family."

He Shen didn't take his words seriously at all, and just gave him a blank look: "I don't like big guys in women's clothing."

"Why?!" Yu Ji's eyes were full of tears, coupled with his unbelievable little expression, it couldn't be more pitiful.

"Because I can't stand that you are more beautiful than me, is this answer satisfactory?" He Shen pushed someone's face away with a look of disgust.

"That's more or less the same." Yu Ji expressed that he was satisfied with this answer, raised the corners of his mouth and nodded happily.

As early as this afternoon, when He Shen got up, he was called to a coffee shop by the lingering series of calls. The coffee shop is small but delicious, and the price is really favorable. More importantly, this coffee shop The shop owner kept a puppet cat.

Shuang'er is a blue double puppet with a fairy face, a good temper and a good sex.

Because of He Shen's cat-like physique, when He Shen was teasing her, she would stay in his arms and never leave.

When He Shen was discussing things with Yu Ji, she obediently lay on He Shen's lap.

When the proprietress delivered the coffee, she laughed: "Shuang'er has never liked a customer so much."

As soon as the proprietress finished speaking, Shuang'er meowed as if she understood what she said.

He Shen gently rubbed Shuang'er's hairy round head, and lifted her up to have a look.

"Shuang'er is a girl?" He Shen smiled.

Shuang'er meowed shyly, sticking out her tongue to lick He Shen.

The proprietress smiled and put down the coffee after seeing it: "Yes, Shuang'er is a girl, and she is also the mother of several kittens."

He Shen held Shuang'er in front of him and took a deep breath, and then said freely: "I thought you were a little cat, but you turned out to be the mother of a group of kittens."

Shuang'er meowed again as she agreed with He Shen's words.

Yu Jing propped his head and watched He Shen suck cats with interest, and finally said: "I still remember that your old abbot sucked like that."

The old abbot is an orange cat that He Shen and Yu Ji picked up on the side of the road when they were young. He was called the old abbot because he lay on his stomach or sat there motionless for 24 hours a day, like a Zen master in meditation. .

It's a pity that the old abbot returned to Meow Star without being with them for long.

Mentioning the old abbot, He Shen was in a trance for a moment. Yesterday he thought of the scene where he and Yu Ji took the old abbot to be sterilized.

"That's right." Yu Ji thought for a while and said, "In addition to talking about the contract with you today, there is one more thing."

"What's the matter?" He Shen put Shuang'er on the table and gently touched her. Shuang'er lay quietly on the table, her eyes narrowed and her throat let out a comfortable purr.

"It's your birthday in half a month. Have a birthday party for you?"

After hearing Yu Jing's words, He Shen finally realized: Yes, it's half a month before his birthday.In the past, Yu Ji always laughed that he was born to be the young master's life, and the whole world celebrates his birthday.

And his birthday coincidentally is December 25th, Christmas Day.

When this birthday comes this year, he will be considered a real 20-year-old boy, and he has reached the marriageable age for men stipulated by law.

Marriage... He Shen's thoughts are inevitably a little wandering.

get married

When thinking of getting married, Ji Xiao is what He Shen thinks of.In the imagination, he was wearing a black dress and looking at him tenderly in front of the priest's oath stage, watching him approach him step by step from the white auditorium door, across the flower path, and on the red carpet.

After the pastor finished reading the oath, he said, "I do."

"I am willing..." He Shen blushed and said what was in his heart.

"Are you willing? What are you willing to do?" Yu Ji was at a loss, until he saw He Shen's face that seemed to be soaked in red ink, he was honored to think about it.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's still cold winter, so I'm thinking of spring?" Yu Ji clucked his tongue.

The young boy in Huaichun, his mind is full of colored waste.

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" He Shen glanced at the lingering fear in annoyance, "Just like you, I've been thinking about how to hook up with other boys all day long."

"I'm hooking up with me, at least I'm aboveboard!" Yu Ji raised his eyebrows, showing that he was bound to fight He Shen to the end: "Does anyone in your family know that you have fucked him all over? You have the ability to think about those things in your mind." No, you can do it yourself if you have the ability! What you eat is yours.”

"Tui, whoever thinks as dirty as you, I just want to get married!"

When He Shen got excited, he explained everything about himself, and then he realized that he covered his mouth quickly.

Yu Jing rubbed his hands obscenely: "It turned out that I was eager to get a title."

He Shen turned his face away and ignored him, still stroking the cat in his hand.

Yu Jing is right, he really wants a title, but how long has he been talking with Ji Xiao now?One week?It seems not yet.

And I don't know why I don't have any solid feeling in my heart. Everything I have now seems to be just a dream, floating on the water, unreal.

But he didn't understand where his sense of unreality came from.

After chatting with Yu Ji in the coffee shop for a while, they each went back to their respective homes and found their own mothers.

He Shen went back and looked at the official Weibo of Curse of the Night. The official Weibo announced that the competition was divided into five stages. Preliminaries for the second stage.After the preliminaries, these [-] groups of teams can get official sponsored three-month closed training for regular competitions. After the training, these [-] groups will enter the third stage of the knockout round. Fifteen groups of teams will be eliminated in the knockout round. In the finals, five teams will be eliminated, and the ten teams that break through will advance to the final stage—that is, the elite competition of the fifth stage.

There are three rankings in the competition - champion, runner-up and third runner-up.

The winning team will also select the best butcher and the best survivor based on public votes.

In order to let more people pay attention to this game, the original bonus of 200 million was raised to 350 million.The third place team will receive a bonus of 50 yuan, the runner-up team 100 million yuan, and the champion team 150 million yuan.The remaining 50 is used as an additional bonus for the individual competition, that is, the best butcher and the best survivor will share the 50 equally, each with a bonus of 25.

As soon as the official news came out, Weibo exploded in an instant, and the popularity even approached that of a female celebrity who ranked fifth that day gave birth.

At this time, Mubai's private message on Weibo was also sent, which probably meant that he had already signed up with the official and asked He Shen to be ready at any time.

After sending these words, Mubai disappeared again.

He Shen stared desperately at the private message sent by the big brother, and thought: You told me to prepare and leave me a contact information anyway, QAQ, what's the matter with sending private messages on Weibo every day? ?Those who didn't know thought I was having an affair! !

About half an hour later, Mubai's private message has finally arrived, but the private message sent still makes people confused and dumbfounded.

【2213】

This is the nonsensical private letter sent by Mu Bai, and he didn't say anything.

After He Shen was silent for three seconds, he slowly put down a question mark.

This time Mu Bai replied quite quickly.

【WeChat】

【Face-to-face group building】

He Shen: ...... God damn it, wechat face-to-face group building, just a few numbers, those who don't know it think it's a SMS verification code! !

Tucao belongs to Tucao, He Shen still went to join the group honestly.

It's just that this group's style of painting seems a bit wrong? ?

【welcome】

[Welcome Huang Yin warmly welcome! 】

【Does my friend want a film? 】

[Don't pay attention to them, they are all mentally retarded]

The first sentence was said by Mubai, Mubai's ID is easy to recognize, because his WeChat name is Mubai, simple and rude.

The second sentence was said by a person whose ID is Wolf Warrior Xiaoqi.

The third sentence was said by a person who called me love dolls.

He Shen knew the last person, this ID was well-known among the butchers who cursed the dead in the night, like a thunderbolt.

The super boss of the teasing cat platform - Plaything.

[Hello] He Shen sent a sentence, which is regarded as a greeting.

【I am Mubai, your boss.Wolf Warrior Xiaoqi is Jiuqi, and the doll I love is just a doll, and you should know that the one in the back is a plaything.This kid who just joined the group is Master Long]

Mubai's introduction was as simple and rude as ever, but also simple and clear.

Jiu Qi is a very lively boy, after seeing Mu Bai's introduction, he directly sent an emoji of Mao Mao opening his mouth wide, and he didn't forget to add a sentence at the end.

【Are you the ghost material who is famous for screaming like a girl today? 】

The corner of He Shen's mouth twitched fiercely: Are ghost and animal materials okay?

As if afraid that several other people hadn't seen it, Jiuqi also shared He Shen's ghost video in the group chat.

He Shen hasn't watched his ghost animal video yet, and his heart is itchy, so he clicked on the video cheaply.

The title of the video is also very eye-catching, no wonder there are so many views.

After clicking on the video, the first thing that comes into view is a Shiba Inu smirking at the camera, and the BGM plays the electronic ghost animal with his original tone.

"He came, he came, he came with a scream" followed by He Shen's moving girlish scream.

"What is she going to do? What is she going to do? No! Ahhhh. What is she going to do? What is she going to do? Ahhh!!"

"She's here, she's here, she's here with her balls! What are you doing? What are you going to do. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He Shen:........This song is even better than before.

He Shen: I always knew that I would be popular, but I never thought that I would become popular in such a way...