Acting like a baby's daily live broadcast

In the corner, He Shen shivered holding his dirty clothes.

On the other hand, Ji Xiao held up his mobile phone and looked at him with raised eyebrows.

He Shen: This man is terrible, and even took pictures to threaten him.

"Ni Baba, right?" Ji Xiao asked, there was no trace of turmoil in his flat tone, making it hard to hear happiness or anger.

He Shen nodded quickly.

"You were the one who hit me with a brick the day before yesterday, right?" Ji Xiao turned the phone over and showed He Shen.

I saw two bright red numbers hanging above the level bar on Ji Xiao's homepage, and red bold Song typeface four at the bottom: This user was reduced to 810000 experience points because of a brick from the game area anchor [Ni Baba]. And was banned for a month.

He Shen: Trembling.

"As the anchor of P station, I think you know better than me how much a hundred p points are equivalent to RMB." Ji Xiao tapped the table with her finger, which made the person who was already scared (threat) (threat) by him He Shen felt even more uneasy, so he shrank his head and pressed against the wall like a quail.

One hundred p points equals one yuan, 810000 equals eight thousand and one hundred yuan, plus the one thousand nine hundred yuan calculated by Ji Xiao before is exactly ten thousand, one more is not more than one penny.

"Cash WeChat? Or Alipay?"

The man in front of him didn't have any expression on his face, but He Shen knew that he was really not joking.

So he weakly raised his white and tender paws and said, "My wallet and mobile phone are all QAQ at home."

Ji Xiao raised her eyebrows, as if trying to discern the credibility of his words.

You must know that the little yellow-haired kid in front of him is a slut anchor who cheated him of more than 8000 yuan.Now there are dozens of posts about him on the homepage of Tieba, not to mention the ones that are not on the homepage.

Although he doesn't visit the post bar very often, the few posts on the homepage can deeply make him realize what kind of virtue this person is in front of him.

"Didn't you bring your wallet? Didn't you bring your mobile phone?"

He Shen nodded his head desperately, that's right, that's right.

It's a pity that Ji Xiao didn't believe He Shen at all. He log out of his Alipay account expressionlessly and handed the phone to He Shen: "I don't have the phone with me, remember the account passwords of Alipay and WeChat."

He Shen:......

He Shen tremblingly opened his Alipay, added Ji Xiao's information, and clicked transfer.

Ding, the system prompts the page to be adjusted: the available balance of the bank card is insufficient, please use other methods to pay...

After waiting for a long time, Ji Xiao moved her head closer and said impatiently: "What's the matter? Why hasn't it improved yet?"

With trembling hands, He Shen showed him the interface of the mobile phone indicating that the balance is insufficient: "I have tried every bank card, and I really don't have a drop of it!!!".

Ji Xiao:......

"Where are the flowers?"

He skillfully brought up the interface of Huabei, and the white text on the blue background clearly stated that the quota is available: 5.00, and the repayment fee next month is 49995.00.

Ji Xiao:......

He Shen: QAQ I am so poor.

Seeing this situation, most people forget it, but this one in front of him is different. He Shen's eyes widened in horror after his operation.

After a certain person gave him a blank look, he took the phone back and skillfully transferred the only remaining five yuan in his account to his account.

He Shen: ...Fuck, it's okay? ! !

Ji Xiao, who received five yuan, looked at He Shen dissatisfied.

He Shen hugged his clothes tightly and moved to fill the gap between himself and the wall.

I don't know if it's his illusion, but Ji Xiao always stares into his eyes from time to time.

"How long have you been an anchor?" Ji Xiao pretended to ask casually.

He Shen didn't dare to make mistakes, so he could only answer honestly: "One week".

"Aren't you very rich as anchors?" Ji Xiao asked casually while playing with his phone.

It's not that he is really greedy for money, but that he feels that this little brat in front of him is really bad, so he can leave him alone, after all, what kind of life he lives is his own.

But when he touched the pair of eyes that were somewhat similar to his brother, he unconsciously wanted to hold him back, wanting to look at those crescent-shaped eyes that smiled and called his brother again.

"Master... all my money was used to buy an account." He Shen turned his face away in shame and indignation. As a game anchor, the account he played was not one he practiced, but a high price. He really lost The face of the game zone.

Ji Xiao was suddenly dragged from memory to reality again. He rolled his eyes speechlessly and gave He Shen a look of concern for the mentally retarded. No wonder a high-level player account of level 48 even a mob of level ten refuses to die.

He Shen felt that it was necessary for him to defend himself a few more words: "I just came into contact with this game. I watched other people play it before. It seems quite simple. I didn't expect that I have all skills except jumping up, down, left, and right. Won't!"

"And the more perverted point of this game is that it also hides the UI (user) interface!"

"What's more important is that the original account owner is a mecha controller. Except for the few golden and broken limited edition mechas piled up in the warehouse, this account is basically a blank board (referring to no equipment)! There is not even a single orange weapon !! They are the basic sets for the army to follow the car!!!”

What kind of mess?Ji Xiao couldn't take it any longer, so she asked him directly: "Just tell me how much you paid for that number?"

He Shen: "Forty-eight thousand" QAQ

Ji Xiao:......People are stupid and have a lot of money

He Shen: "But he has a dream (the 1000th anniversary of SOUL limited mecha, limited to 2000)! And technology builds the future (the game is a joint venture with the Science and Technology Bureau, limited to [-])! And... ..”

Well, well, well, He Shen became more and more excited as he talked, and at the end he said: "By the way, the original account owner spent [-] yuan to write it off! Sell it to me for [-] yuan, and I really made a lot of money."

Ji Xiao: ...... Alright, this child is hopeless.

"Since you have the money to buy an account, then may I ask you, when can you pay back the money?" Ji Xiao tapped her palms with those mobile phones.

He Shen, who was still babbling just now, seemed to be stuck in his throat by a chicken bone in an instant, unable to hold back a word.

In the end, I could only cautiously say: "Why don't I give you the number, and it will be considered a debt payment?"

Ji Xiao rolled her eyes: "A number with no equipment, what do I want it for? Look?"

He Shen: "But he has a lot of mechas, all of which are limited, and there is room for value-added QAQ."

Ji Xiao: "No"

To be honest, he really didn't like He Shen's account. Although he hadn't seen it before, he knew from his description that it was a vase account, except for the appearance.

He Shen: QAQ

"I really don't have that much money on me, why don't you borrow my mobile phone to make a call? I ask a friend to borrow some."

Ji Xiao couldn't help but rolled her eyes in her heart, then handed over the phone, jokingly said:

"Starting at two yuan per minute".

How deep is it to take it seriously: "!!! Capitalists don't take you so black!"

Ji Xiao: "Because there is no middleman like me to make the difference."Apathy, JPG.

He Shen quickly entered and typed the phone number.The movements were done in one go, without any hesitation or pause in the middle.

Ji Xiao was beside him in amazement: With this hand speed, how could he not be able to kill even a mob before?Indeed, human potential is limitless.

At the end, I did not forget to let out an old father's sigh.

Here, He Shen's phone was also connected.

He took a deep breath, and delivered a lively speech that was almost bald on the phone.

The lingering fear that I didn't understand a sentence on the other end of the phone:......

Ji Xiao standing aside:......

At the same time, they both said in unison: "Get to the point!!"

He Shen: "QAQ lent me 1 yuan."

....... Off-site words ...

He Shen: "Lend me 1 yuan QAQ"

Yu Ji clutched his waistband and said in horror, "No! Not a single drop!!"

Ji Xiao took out an abacus from somewhere, and finally pushed his gold-rimmed glasses: "I just calculated that you still owe me 3 yuan, when will you pay it back and when will you borrow it?"

He Shen: "!! Fuck me, when did I owe you money again?!"

Ji Xiao was expressionless: "Physical exertion".

He Shen:! ! !I blushed.

lingering fear:! !I rub, get me off!This is not the way to go to kindergarten! ! !

The author has something to say: Here is an explanation of the game I played - Curse of the Night.The prototype refers to Dead by Daylight and the fifth personality. Because the fifth is not scary enough, some horror elements of killing chickens are added, but most of the characters and game rules refer to the fifth.After that, write down the character names, skills and game rules in detail at the place where the game is broadcast live, otherwise it may affect viewing to a certain extent.