Acting like a baby's daily live broadcast

"Are you awake?" Hearing the movement in the room, Ji Xiao brought in a glass of honey water from the kitchen, "Here, drink some honey to hydrolyze the hangover."

After He Shen took the water carefully, he secretly glanced at Ji Xiao from the corner of his eye.

He wanted to cry in his heart, but he didn't do anything weird last night.

"You last night..."

"Last night I..."

Ji Xiao and He Shen said in unison: "You speak first!"

Ji Xiao:......

He Shen:......

"Cough", Ji Xiao coughed lightly and said, "You should talk first."

He Shen scratched his head in embarrassment, but the tips of his ears began to turn red slowly: "Little...I didn't do that last night...didn't I do something weird?"

What a good question, Ji Xiao saw the child's red ear tips at a glance.

Pretty cute.

So he teased: "Strange thing? Yes! Which one are you talking about?"

o((⊙﹏⊙))o.

He Shen was obviously taken aback: Did he do a lot of weird things?

He bowed his head guiltily and whispered, "Is there any one that dances or sings with bare buttocks?"

As a person who rolls around in Zhihu when he has nothing to do, He Shen has seen a lot of embarrassing things after being drunk, and he is afraid that he will do the same, and maybe he can write a thousand answers on Zhihu later!

Ji Xiao smiled lightly, the child is really fun, looking at his ear tips that are getting redder and redder, Ji Xiao still decided to tell him the truth: "No, it's just that you are very troublesome when you take a bath, Don't you want me to carry you to wash."

"And before you go to bed, you insist on pestering me to tell you a bedtime story, and you even say that you are a little mushroom. My friend He Shen, why didn't I find you so cute before?"

When Ji Xiao said this, there was a smile in the corner of his eyes, but He Shen didn't notice it.

After hearing Ji Xiao's words, He Shen's face almost fell into his ass, and his face was burning hot.

"Okay, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Didn't you just take a bath and play with your child's temper? There is porridge for you in the kitchen, let's get up and have a drink."

When Ji Xiao mentioned the bathing place, his eyes were a little erratic. Last night, he just turned him around and didn't look carefully. Now that I think about it, the child's butt... seems to be quite upturned?

Of course, He Shen didn't know what was going on in Ji Xiao's mind. At this moment, his attention was all on what Ji Xiao said:

"Why porridge again?" He muttered softly.

"What?" Ji Xiao asked suspiciously, but he didn't hear a word of He Shen's mosquito-like humming.

"It's nothing, I said I'll come right away when I put on some clothes," He Shen replied with a guilty conscience.

I don't know why, but he is always obedient in front of Ji Xiao, just like a kitten seeing a big dog.

"Okay, hurry up, or the porridge will be cold." Ji Xiao nodded and urged He Shen.

After seeing Ji Xiao leave the room, He Shen was relieved, he sighed heavily, like a child without parents staring at him, instantly returning to his original nature.He grabbed the mobile phone next to the bed, clicked on the lingering wechat, and there was a bombardment.

uh-huh

【You send a message】:! ! !Xiao Jizi is in a hurry!

uh-huh

【You received a message】: What's wrong?What are you calling daddy for?

uh-huh

【You sent a message】: I was drunk last night! !Fragments! ! !

uh-huh

[You received a message]: I know, Dad sent you back, but your little lover cut off your beard halfway.

uh-huh

[You sent a message]: I know, he just told me, he said he also helped me take a bath!What to do, what to do, such a great opportunity was wasted by me! ! !

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[You received a message]: What can I do, I already helped you take a bath...Wait, wait, what did you just say? !You guys and widows have been in the same room until now? ! ! !

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[You received a message]: Oh my god, Lord Shen can't tell that you are such a man, buddy, just one word, did you succeed?

uh-huh

[You send a message]: If you succeed, you will only see the young master whining about how painful his chrysanthemum is here.

uh-huh

【You received a message】: Thick and big?

uh-huh

[You send a message]: The man I like, how can he be young?

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[You received a message]: Tsk tsk tsk, that guy in your family looks quite old, isn't he still young?Tsk tsk tsk old age.

uh-huh

【You sent a message】: roll

After sending this message, He Shen beat his chest and feet, and expressed his contempt for not attacking the old man last night.

How could such a good opportunity be wasted? ! !

"Where are people? Why don't you come? The porridge is getting cold." Ji Xiao poked his head over: "What's wrong? Imagine yourself as a pickled shepherd's purse again?"

He Shen secretly said: Isn't it?It's all over.

However, people are like iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.

"Come on, come on!" He Shen responded, slid off the bed in a daze, and pulled out a white sweatshirt and black sweatpants from the closet to put them on.

"Don't you have to go to the neighborhood committee to work today?" He Shen went to the kitchen and pulled out a chair to sit down.

Vegetable porridge and fried dough sticks are already set in front of you.

Ji Xiao sat opposite him.

The table was very small, and Ji Xiao's bowl was next to his, even if one of them raised his hand, the two would bump into each other.

After hearing He Shen's question, Ji Xiao put down the deep-fried dough stick in his hand and gave him a blank look: "Today is Saturday, I have to go to work, even the uncle of the neighborhood committee has to get off work."

"Oh" He Shen replied and began to sit there quietly drinking porridge.

On the surface, he is extremely well-behaved, but his heart is crazily complaining: Isn't the uncle of the neighborhood committee always idle? ?Is there any difference between this holiday and no holiday?

"Are there any plans for tomorrow?" Ji Xiao asked.

"Huh?" He Shen put down the porridge bowl, and replied obediently: "I don't need to broadcast live recently, it's nothing serious."

"Have you thought about playing the game?"

"Think it over." He Shen knew what he wanted, so he told the person opposite him what he wanted. He had a hunch that this man was the turning point of his destiny!So he said: "Brother, I want to play games, I want to win, and I want to live a different life."

Ji Xiao seemed to see He Shen like this for the first time. The light from outside the window hit him, very much like the person he buried in his heart. At that time, he also looked at him with such sunshine and confidence and said : "Brother! I want to play too! I want to win the world championship too!"

Ji Xiao is a person with excellent self-control. He was in a trance for a while, and then returned to his original appearance. He warned He Shen seriously and seriously:

"Are you sure? This road is not easy to walk. You must know that being a professional is far more difficult than what you have seen. This is destined to be a road full of thorns."

"Brother" He Shen lowered his eyes: "My life has always been muddled and involuntary, but this time"

He Shen looked up, his eyes filled with a sparkle that Ji Xiao had never seen before.

That day, Ji Xiao heard that dazzling boy say:

"Brother, I want to play games, I want to be myself"

Ji Xiao looked at the boy on the opposite side, the WLGDX team has disbanded, and he has not dealt with other clubs since he retired, and... moreover, the games He Shen likes to play are not the same type as he plays.

For a monk like him halfway through, there is only one way to compete - fame.

After He Shen became famous in the game industry, there would naturally be teams and clubs to invite him.

So the question is, how to quickly accumulate popularity?

In fact, He Shen is already doing this right now—live broadcast, only when people see his super level in the live broadcast will they pay attention to him and follow him.

There are only a few types of people who watch the live broadcast of the game. Those who like this game want to go to the anchor to learn about it;

No matter what, such fan flow is indispensable on He Shen's way forward.

"Since you have decided, our training will start on Monday. Tomorrow is your last vacation, please cherish it, Sao Nian." Ji Xiao stood up and patted He Shen on the shoulder: "Oh, even after starting training, You can't miss your live broadcast, and! Your goal now is to rush to the top ten anchor list, think about how to quickly gain fans!"

He Shen: QAQ, it's too difficult for me.

After eating, He Shen consciously went to wash the dishes, and when he came back, he saw Ji Xiao lying on the boss chair where he usually played games like an old man.

Hearing the sound of him coming, Ji Xiao turned the chair around, pointed to the suspended game on the computer and asked, "What are you playing?".

"Escape 2" He Shen walked to the computer, put down the water glass, and tilted his head to look at Ji Xiao: "Do you want to play? It's just that this game is kind of scary."

"A horror game again?" Ji Xiao gave the chair to He Shen, and sat on his bed.

"Yes, I like horror games," He Shen replied.

"But you are not courageous."

"Even if I'm cowardly and cowardly, but that won't affect my liking for horror games, hehe"

"I'm going to start recording and broadcasting." He Shen turned his head to Ji Xiao who was sitting on the bed and said, "If you are afraid, stay away, or play with your phone."

Uncle Ji pushed his glasses and replied inscrutablely: "I'm not afraid, but I'm afraid someone will fly away in fright."

→_→, spicy chicken.

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He Shen continued to play the game, opened Tianyu's live broadcast Ji on the computer, and chose to record and broadcast.

Because the last public release, the recorded effect was not very good, so this time he decided to wear headphones.

The scariest thing about wearing headphones is that the bgm sound effects in horror games have become clearer>﹏<.

The last time He Shen played the game, Blake saw the captain there.

The bloody corpse, the dissected belly, surrounded by flies, intestines and blood flowed all over the place.

Blake recorded all this with a camera in trembling hands. He said: "Pilot, I regret that I don't even remember his name. What kind of pervert would skin a living person? Fuck, Lynn" .

When He Shen saw this, he desperately controlled Black to run forward, he really didn't want to look back.

[This road is really dark, and there is really no way to go on without night vision. 】

[I'm going, just turn on the night vision for a while, and the battery is consumed by one-third?I have a hunch that I will be looking for batteries, batteries and batteries]

Continuing down the path, a small town appeared in front of Black.

Strangely, the moonlight above was so bright, and there were no shelters around the town, but the cold moonlight couldn't even illuminate the town at all.

After seeing the small town, Blake seemed relieved. He said to the camera: "A small town is so great, I thought there was no one in a hundred miles."

When He Shen saw this, he was not as happy and relaxed as Black was. Instead, he took a breath and made a simple analysis of what happened on the screen just now:

[To be honest, I think there is definitely something wrong with this small town. It is less than a hundred meters away from the place where the pilot was killed just now. How painful is it to skin people alive?It is impossible for them not to hear the pilot's cry, so either there is no one in this town, or there is a group of thugs living in this town, and they killed the pilot]

"Actually, there is another possibility," Ji Xiao who was sitting at the back suddenly said leisurely.

He Shen was startled when he heard such a sentence suddenly, and complained bitterly, "Hold the grass! Can you stop making a sudden noise? Scared me to death!!"

Ji Xiao spread her hands: "Sorry, I really can't help it."

"There is another possibility of what you just said, that is, the pilot's tongue was pulled out from the very beginning. Now you go back and look around the fire, maybe you can get a piece of charred tongue."

He Shen looked at this intentionally scary man with a constipated face, why didn't he find out that he had such a bad taste before?

"Actually, you might be in trouble next time, because there are a group of perverted murderers living in that small town," Ji Xiao continued to add.

He Shen looked suspicious: "How do you know?"

Ji Xiao turned the mobile phone in his hand, and the screen was facing He Shen: "Here, Baidu Encyclopedia searched for escape 2, and such an entry appeared."

"Escape 2 gameplay setting: The protagonist Blake wants to find his wife Lynn in a scary village, and unlock the secrets behind the village. Note: The protagonist cannot fight, and can only escape from the villagers by hiding in cabinets, running and jumping, climbing hills, etc. kill"

"Another: This village is adapted from real events."

He Shen:......

It is adapted from real events again, I can go to Nima's.

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