All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I was buried!

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: You called the wrong person.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, we have ridden horses in the wild, fired guns on the battlefield, demonstrated our skills in martial arts, and coexisted in the arena. For the sake of this socialist brotherhood, as long as If you come to save me today, you will be my big brother from now on!

[Secret chat] Li Changan: Not interested.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Dad!Please!

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: So polite.group me.

Five minutes later, Li Changan buried Lindsay and the members of the Zongheng Erhui at the resurrection point with a dozen red names from the hostile camp.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I treat you sincerely, and my love is as deep as the sea, so you treat me like this?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Liar, traitor, scumbag!

Li Changan invited him to trade and gave him 250 gold.

[Current] Li Changan: Take the breakup fee and abortion money.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ... Are you dead or not?

After a while, the people from the Zongheng Erhui and the people from Li Changan's camp started to scold each other passionately, from arguing about each other's breed of dog to turning over the gang's stronghold and fighting the Yinren's bad debts to digging each other's ancestral graves, and finally evolved into " Kinship crossword with countless asterisks between "I" and "you."

Just after the second round of the crossword puzzle, Du Hanchuan and Lin Zhongzhiju arrived with a regiment of reinforcements from the second meeting of the vertical and horizontal, counterpressing a wave of resurrection points.Li Changan and another Bai Yujing teamed up to offer rewards and fixed-point sniping to Lin Zhongzhiju in the crowd. The residual blood flashed and ran away, and the people from the Zongheng Erhui swiped the IDs of them and a man Wenhan on the map channel. , Said that Li Changan and the others were the lackeys of that man Wenhan.

Lindsay adjusted his angle of view and found that most of the people who came with Li Changan were from "You'll be done for you". Li Changan himself seemed to belong to this gang, but the little Bai Yujing who was robbed by him last time was not there.

The people lying at the resurrection point were not idle either, the tongue-sparkling lotus land and the Zongheng Erhui scolded each other, from Duhanchuan selling 丨 ass丨 raising a family [-] style to all the senior executives of the Zongheng Erhui bringing gold-plated tablets to the suburban Qingliang Zun Enjoying the mourning hall, Lindsay couldn't take his eyes off and was amazed.

At this time, Lin Zhongzhiju found Lin Sai who was silently standing dead at the feet of the crowd, and began to taunt him on the current channel. Mi scolded a bloody head together.There were so many people in the Zongheng Erhui, and one person said a word in the channel, and quickly gained the upper hand in the scolding battle.

Lindsay poked quietly at a Brother from the Linguang Mansion next to him with the name "You can help me and it's over": Brother, we can't scold him, our ancestors are going to be fucked to pieces by the other side, it's a bit miserable.

Brothers from the Linguang Mansion were furious, and shouted on the map channel: Wait a minute!Behavior of the lord, please do not rise to help the crowd!

The rest of the corpses on the ground agreed one after another, and said: Quickly call the gang leader himself to be scolded online!

A few minutes later, the man Wenhan who was called to be fucked by the Zongheng Erhui led a group to the resurrection point by air, bloodbathed the Zongheng Erhui, and then Du Hanchuan went to call another group, and the opposite camp was not to be outdone, and quickly pulled another one group.Later, the faction channel and the world channel began to call for people to form a team, and the executives of the major gangs went online one after another to form a team command, gearing up for a showdown with the enemy camp.

More than 100 people gathered at the resurrection point, smashed back and forth, and hedged several times. The current channel is full of passionate slogans played by the two camps and the LOC channel number used by the two sides to listen to the command in the stronghold battle.The World Channel is still calling for people to join the battle. Lindsay, who was buried at the bottom of the resurrection point, can only look at the stars and the moon, the latest issue of "Zhongzhou Post News", and the floral long johns under the female NPC's skirt. After 10 minutes, he finally couldn't take it anymore.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Where are you?

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: J丨JC.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: ...do you remember me by the Daming Lake?

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: Someone buried it for you, and I gave you the money to repair the equipment. Is my father not competent enough?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, now there is a faction war here, the map is almost overloaded, how the fuck should I go?

[Secret Chat] Li Chang'an: You can start a faction war by yourself, how does it feel to be the goddess of a faction?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Can you come over and pull me one more time?

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: Yes.But that's another price.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ... Are you still a fucking human?

The next night when Lindsay went online, it happened to be the time for the gang base battle. The big gangs were busy defending and attacking points, and the small gangs without bases also wanted to join in the fun and mix points for rewards. No enemies came to trouble him.He went to Shiqi Cave again in a carriage. On the way, he opened the team recruitment, and saw a "Speed ​​Pass Shiqi Cave challenge, here is a veteran driver", and quickly clicked into the group.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Pay back my money!

[Tianzi No. [-] skin] withdrew from the team.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't kill him, kept ganging up on him, but Lindsay refused all of them.

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Give me back the five thousand gold.

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: I don't have the money to repair my equipment, will you die?

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Hello, I'm not here because I have something to do, and I'll practice with you later.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Contact.

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: ...

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: pretend to be a fool, join the group, and pay back the money.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Hello dear, I am the AI ​​Xiaozhu of the account owner, I suggest you speak in a civilized manner. [love]

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: You really don't want to join the group?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Hello dear, according to professional data measurement, your friendship index is too low, so it is not suitable for close contact. [love]

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Very good.

[World] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: [Du Hanchuan] son, my elder brother [Tianzi No. [-] skin] let me order some 丨grass丨you, be careful when you walk at night in the future, otherwise my elder brother will kill you once you see him. Until you quit.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin:? ? ?

[Secret chat] Du Hanchuan: I heard that you want to kill me?

[Secret chat] Du Hanchuan: Yes, I will remember you.

The system jingled and rattled, and the vendetta and the bounty offered double happiness.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: WDNMD!You are too poisonous!

[Secret Chat] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: You just ignored me just now, but you can't afford to climb up to me now.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Dad, I was wrong, please let me join the group.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't kill him, pulled him into the team.Lindsay entered the dungeon, and Lu Dongbin, who could not be bitten to death, sat on a rock and meditated, wearing a suit of equipment whose durability was already turning red.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Brother, your words have caused me eighteen vendettas.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Why panic, I have 25.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Kill eight hundred enemies and lose one thousand, brother, you are a ruthless person.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Too much bullshit, pay back the money.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, we are now brothers and sisters, we should not fight each other, we must be united.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Do you think I'm the same as you?I wasn't offered a reward.

At this time, the world has brushed three rewards for [Lv Dongbin who can't be bitten to death] in a row.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Oh.We are indeed different, you are worth more.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: ...

Only then did Lindsay notice that the other person in the team was Chaoyun Wumi.

[Team] Chaoyun Wumi: Thank you for your help at the resurrection point last time.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: You are welcome, sister. [cute]

Chaoyun Wumi invited Lindsay to make a deal, saying that he wanted to give a thank you gift.Lindsay was about to decline, but when he saw a bunch of high-level enchantments, medicines, food and materials for PVP in the trading column, he immediately changed his mind and accepted them, and even added friends with Chaoyun Wumi.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't be bitten to death, continued to form a team, but he couldn't find a suitable one for a long time.There are a lot of bosses in this dungeon, and the mechanism is a little complicated. The dropped materials are not popular, and the number of people who beat them has not been too many.They waited for a while, and the applicants were either novices who couldn't even figure out where the dungeon door opened, or enemies who were suspected of locating the rewards they wanted to offer.Chaoyun Wumi doesn't mind bringing newbies, but Lu Dongbin and Lin Sai, who can't be killed, are not very happy.Chaoyun Wumi kept silent, waiting patiently beside him to wash his talents and change his equipment. Lin Sai and the undead Lu Dongbin were arguing fiercely in the team chat.

Lu Dongbin, who can't bite to death, said that his DPS is so high that he gets the highest salary in the whole group all the year round, and his output can definitely surpass two Lin Sai; Output unstable flameout career.The two faced each other tit for tat for a long time, only to feel that they were evenly divided and each had its own strengths. It was really hard to distinguish between equals. In the end, Lindsay said that since both of them are dungeon wizards with one as ten, it is better to directly fight monsters with three of them.After hearing this, Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, finally felt for one time that Lindsay was speaking human words instead of barking dogs.Chaoyun Wumi didn't object, and even gave them a half-support talent.

Then they crazily overturned in front of the third child.

The three of them beat each other six times and they still couldn't pass. They were so beaten by the third child that their own mother couldn't recognize them. Finally, they were tired of pressing the keyboard. Boss stared at the sky speechlessly.

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: I think you are messing with me.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Brother, speak with your conscience, okay?What good does it do me to fuck you now?

[Team] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: Didn't you say that you can die without using the damage-reducing boss?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Didn't you also say that your output is so high that you don't have to explode and still be the first in the team?

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Do you really believe what I say?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: You fucking believe what I say?

[Team] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: I'm sorry, sister, it's because my son is too stupid.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: My sister blames me, I shouldn't let this mentally retarded person join the team.

[Team] Chaoyun Wumi: Uh...it's okay, how about I ask if I can call someone to save the scene?

The two agreed.After a while, a female finger wave came into the team.

[Team] Chaoyun Wumi: These are my relatives and friends.

[Team] I fought with you: I'm sorry Xiaoyun, I just went out to sea to dig treasure by boat, have you been waiting for a long time (??▽?)?

[Team] Chaoyun Wumi: No, thank you for coming [cute]

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Is that you?

[Team] I fought with you: Damn, why is it you?

[Team] I'm fighting with you: who offered you a reward again?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Zongheng Erhui.

[Team] I fought with you: [Praise] You really are enemies all over the world.

[Team] I fought with you: Why is there still one person short?

[Team] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: We fought with three people before.I think the four of us can do it.

[Team] I fought with you: ... go and call another one.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: I also think the four of us can do it.

[Team] I fought with you: I started a team in PVE, and I won all achievements in this book, so I said no.Or you will deduct your wages yourself after the group is destroyed?

[Team] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: ... I'll call someone.

After a while, he came back and said that his elder brother happened to be free.

System: [Li Changan] joined the team.

The author says:

【Explanation to the game Xiaobai】

LOC: A game voice software I made nonsense, it is the YY voice in parallel time and space.

DPS: DamagePerSecond, output damage per second.It also refers to the occupation responsible for the damage output.

PVE: Play a copy. Acronym for PlayervsEnvironment.

Deduction of wages: In order to ensure the efficiency of bookkeeping, the team leader will keep a small book and deduct money if the team members make mistakes/swipe in the process of fighting the boss.