All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay stood in front of the guard NPC, Guan Yi passed behind him and asked, "Why are you standing at the prison gate and not going in?"

Lindsay said: "I'm wondering whether to spend money to visit the prison for two fools."

Finally he went in.There were corpses lying on the ground in the small room, only Xiao Shunian and the dead Taoist friend Bushi Pindao were left alive, each sitting on the side of the room and meditating.A corpse climbed up to chop Xiao Shunian, but Xiao Shunian jumped back and dodged, sending the two swords to the west.Xiao Shunian was surrounded by black energy, and his ID was covered with bloody buffs that appeared due to excessive killing intent.

The dead fellow Daoist is not dead and poor: I ×, I feel like you when I am playing in the arena, and I am really like you when I plant the flag.As soon as you hide like that, I know it's you. No one can do that kind of flirting except you.I said you, you are not an enemy, at least you are a brother, we haven't seen each other for so long, and you actually came up and chopped me up?Still in the main city!Can't get out now, what a ghost arena, are you satisfied?

Xiao Shunian: You idiot.

The dead friend is not dead and said: You scold me?Are you fucking crazy, did I recruit you?

Xiao Shunian: You are the one who scolded.

There was a sentence at the end, but it was automatically blocked by the system, and I could guess that it was a swear word.Both of them stopped typing suddenly. Although no one turned on the microphone, Lindsay felt a strange embarrassment for no reason.

Lindsay asked: You... know each other?

Xiao Shunian: Hehe.

The dead friend is not dead and said: This idiot used to be my regular teammate.

Lindsay's jaw dropped in shock, and he asked: So you said that you used to play the arena with Taiwei Palace, and you were talking about Xiao Jiansheng?

The dead friend, the undead poor Taoist, admitted it.Lindsay was even more shocked: I *, you are actually a great god.

The dead fellow Taoist did not die and said: What a great god, he was at most a small god at that time.At that time, this idiot was tortured every day in the woods on the outskirts of the city, and was beaten into a dog by those old fritters.

Xiao Shunian: Without you being unrestrained, I know how to catch women in the game all day long, and my brain grows on the lower body.

The dead friend is not dead, and said: What happened when I was chatting with my sister?I didn't spend your money, I didn't pick up your girls, and I didn't hold you back in the arena, can you control me?

Xiao Shunian cursed again, which was blocked by the system.

Lindsay tried to be a peacemaker, but no one bought him.The two quarreled more and more fiercely, and finally Xiao Shunian said: ×Your uncle, get out!

After speaking, he went offline directly.

Lindsay quit the game silently, and sat back beside Guan Yi.Guan Yi asked how his arena was doing, and Lindsay said, "I think the team is going to break up."

For half a month after that, neither of Lindsay's teammates went online again, and Lindsay's 3V3 team just broke up without end.The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and he simply stopped going online.

At the beginning of January, all of Guan Yi's exams were over.Lindsay lay on his lap to enjoy the treatment of the landlord's old fortune, and suddenly said: "How about traveling to A Fei's house? Air tickets are on sale."

Guan Yi doesn't like places that are too cold.Lindsay asked, "Have you ever seen snow? It's as deep as your calf."

"it's too cold."

"Let's go." Lindsay put him in his arms, "A Fei said that he can stay at his house, and the hotel money will be saved. And I will go home during the Chinese New Year, so I won't be able to accompany you then. Don't you miss me?"

"Ok."

But the moment he walked out of the airport, Guan Yi regretted it.He tugged on Lindsay's sleeve and said, "I'm going home."

Lindsay covered the lower half of his face with the scarf for him, and said, "Don't talk, drink the wind. Be good."

During the one-and-a-half hour journey from the airport to Ah Fei's house, Guan Yi said no less than thirty times that he wanted to go home.He grabbed the armrest and looked at the cloudy sky outside the car window, like a big dog far away from home, looking at Lindsay like a dog dealer who tricked him into a dog slaughterhouse.Later, Guan Yi finally fell asleep with his pillow on Lindsay's shoulder in the hot air from the heater. Lindsay was about to take a nap too, when a young woman in the seat next to her came over and asked Lindsay, "Can I have your friend's phone number?" number?"

Lindsay stroked Guan Yi's fluffy hair: "I don't really agree with my son's puppy love."

Here, Lindsay got his wish and wore the mink hood, which he walked through the streets every day.Guan Yi was very reluctant to go out, and it wasn't snowing outside.He still couldn't sleep at night, and took piecemeal naps during the day.As long as Lindsay sat down next to him, he could accurately bury Lindsay's neck with his eyes closed.Lindsay raised her arms around him helplessly, continued to watch the video, and said, "You remind me of how my dog ​​used to like to lie on me and lick me."

"I can do it if you want." After Guan Yi finished speaking, he continued to sleep.

It was windy outside that day, and the weather forecast said that there would be blizzards. The two of them didn't go out after lunch.Lindsay took out A Fei's model and put it together, while Guan Yi watched TV dramas on the bed.The sky outside was getting darker and darker, and it was almost impossible to see clearly. Lindsay raised her head and stretched her waist, and found that Guan Yi had fallen asleep on her stomach.

Lindsay turned on the bedside lamp, took the computer away from the bed, and climbed onto the bed on all hands and feet, waking Guan Yi up.Guan Yi looked sleepily at Lindsay who was looking down at him, and asked, "Have I slept for a long time? It's getting dark."

"It was just after four o'clock."

"Then I only slept for less than half an hour." Guan Yi was pressed by Lindsay and couldn't turn over, so he turned his head to the other side, "I'll sleep for a while."

"Don't sleep." Lindsay turned his face back, "You can't sleep at night again."

The two looked at each other for a moment, Guan Yi slowly woke up, still lazy, and asked in a low voice: "What do you want to do?"

Lindsay said, "I want to beat you up."

"……Are you still human?"

"I'm asking you something."

"Ok?"

"Are you taking medicine?"

"what?"

"I was getting coffee in the cabinet the other day and saw two boxes of medicine. Is it yours?"

"Ah."

"Don't be so serious." Lindsay laughed, "I'm just asking. I used to have a roommate who also took this, and he was a little bit depressed."

"Oh."

"You don't have depression, do you?"

"If I say yes, are you going to buy a plane ticket and run away?"

"No," Lindsay glanced down, "I've heard that depression can affect that."

Guan Yi smiled and kissed him: "Don't worry, I won't let you be lonely."

"I'm just kidding." Lindsay stroked his hair, "You can tell me. I have an ex-girlfriend who also went to the psychiatric department. I knew her at the gate of the hospital. Fortunately, she didn't come from the inpatient department. escaped."

The two laughed for a while, Guan Yi asked: "You can really fall in love with all kinds of people."

Lindsay laughed. "Actually, this ex-girlfriend is not bad, she is good at cooking. We broke up because she said she fell in love with someone else, but later I found out that there was no such thing. I wanted to go to find her, but she has returned to China." He After a pause, he asked again, "You take medicine to treat insomnia?"

"There is still a little anxiety. No depression, don't worry."

"Really? There's only one thing you shouldn't need to take medicine for."

"There is really only a little left now." Guan Yi said, "I have been resting for a year."

"You mean the year you took a break from school?"

"What do you think I'm dropping out of school for?" Guan Yi laughed, "Wandering around the world to hook up with men?"

"Didn't you?" Lindsay asked back, "Half a world away, pretend to be a girl to hook me up."

"Didn't you hook me up first? Form a team with me as soon as you go online."

"It's you first."

"You first."

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"...the batter is battered."

Guan Yi was woken up by Lindsay.He struggled to open his eyes, trying to hide under the quilt: "What time is it?"

"Five in the morning." Lindsay pulled back the thin quilt and kissed him on the face, "Get up, it's snowing!"

The moment his boots sank into the snow, Guan Yi shrank subconsciously: "It's so deep."

Lindsay swapped his mink hat for his and said, "You wear this."

Guan Yi refused to wear it, thinking it was ugly.Lindsay said: "There are only ugly people, there are no ugly clothes. My brother is pretty, even in a sack."

"It's useless to flatter." Guan Yi said, still letting him put the hat on his head.

The snow was still falling heavily, and not long after the two of them walked in the snow, their heads and shoulders were covered with snowflakes.Lindsay dragged Guan Yi and ran wildly in the snow for a while, then suddenly fell and lay down in the snow.Guan Yi pulled him up, and he also pulled Guan Yi to the ground.

"It has been snowing for so long, and the snow is very clean."

"it's too cold."

"It's the first time I've seen such a big snow."

Lindsay suddenly stuffed a handful of snow into Guan Yi's collar.Guan Yi was startled, and quickly shook it out. Lindsay laughed, saying that he was like a dog whose tail had been trampled on.The two suddenly became crazy.

At 06:30, they sat on the steps without snow to rest, looking at the blue snow and the gradually blue sky.Guan Yi said, "I want to smoke."

Lindsay smiled and asked, "Seriously? The store hasn't opened yet, and there doesn't seem to be any overnight stores around here."

"Forget it, I can say whatever I want."

"I want to smoke too."

Guan Yi let out a breath, and a cloud of white mist rose in the air. "Here."

"Brother." Lin Sai grabbed his head and rubbed it, Guan Yi dodged, Lin Sai's hand slipped on his shoulder. "Have you ever seen snow before?" Lindsay asked.

"No, my family travels in summer all the time. This is the first time. What about you?"

"the second time."

"What about the first time?"

"Saw it on the train."

"Where to go?"

"do not know."

Guan Yi turned to Lindsay: "You're kidding me again?"

"No. I did fare evasion that time." Lindsay said, "When I was in junior high school, I was disobedient. One day I quarreled with my mother and got very angry. I ran away from home and planned to go to a far, far place and never come back for the rest of my life. But when I bought the ticket, I didn't know where to go. I remembered the border city I mentioned in the geography class, so I bought the ticket there, but I didn't have enough money. I was so angry that I burst into tears."

Guan Yi couldn't help but laugh. "You were so cute when you were a child." He said, "I want to have a puppy love with you back then, and break it up with you. See you crying and hiccupping while crying."

"...Are you fucking speaking human language?" Lindsay elbowed him, "Naughty. Sex-crazed."

"and then?"

"I could only buy a half-way ticket, but I didn't get off at the station. It was the old-fashioned train at that time. Have you ever been on it? The train was crowded, and there were people sitting in the aisle with small benches. I sat on it." For almost two days, I was so tired that I was almost dead, and I ate biscuits and peanuts. I still remember that there was a country uncle sitting next to him, holding a whole braised chicken and eating it. I hated him to death. I could only sleep. Later I really fell asleep, and heard someone say 'it's snowing', I opened my eyes and saw that it was dark outside, and I was passing through a cave, and then suddenly it was bright, and I saw a very cloudy sky outside, still fields and mountains, and then many Something white flew over and hit the window glass. I wanted to take a closer look, but I couldn’t see clearly, it was too fast. After a while, the car stopped, and I stood at the door to watch, and a piece of snow happened to be blown in. The slap was so big, it was really hexagonal. I just watched the snow melt on my hand, it was very beautiful. I thought: 'What my dad told me when I was young is actually true.'”

"and then?"

"Then I was caught fare evasion by the ticket inspector and got off the bus. I don't want to talk about the rest, anyway, I got beaten up that time."

"very pitiful."

Lindsay waved his hand and stood up: "Come on, Dad will take you to make a snowman."

Four 10 minutes later.

Guan Yi squatted on the ground panting, and asked, "Can you really make a snowman?"

"Three-year-olds can do it, so I need to ask?"

Guan Yi pointed to the pile of crushed snow on the ground: "Then what is this?"

"The snow in the north is not suitable for me." Lindsay took out his mobile phone and began to search "how to make a snowman".

Guan Yi: "...Are you serious?"

When it was almost dawn, two people passed by the open space, and one of them said, "There are thieves!"

Another said: "Fart! Have you ever seen such a blatant thief? Didn't you see that he was tossing the snow?"

"Who is still playing in the snow at such an age?"

"Southern people."