All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay collapsed on the sofa in despair.He saw Guan Yi rubbing his head contentedly, entering the bedroom and coming out again, holding the instrument of torture in his hand.Lindsay buried her face in the sofa and howled dryly, like a boar about to be gelded.When Guan Yi knelt down, Lindsay mustered up the courage to say the most undignified sentence in his first half of his life.

"Otherwise... shall we next time?"

Guan Yi looked at him.

Lindsay blinked at him, and tried her best to make herself look as pitiful as possible, trying to arouse Guan Yi's compassionate heart.This trick Lindsay figured out from his ex-girlfriends. A man always has the heart to refuse the pleas of his lovely and pitiful lover on the bed.

However, in Guan Yi's eyes, Lindsay's attitude that she thinks she is beautiful is completely different: Lindsay's unconsciously clenched fist because she tried to pretend to be innocent and pitiful, in his view, is no different from an ultimatum, wrinkled The raised eyebrows and wide eyes made Lindsay look like a big wolfhound cornered, with the hair on its back standing on end, ready to jump up and bite at any time.

Lindsay promised: "Next time."

Guan Yi suddenly approached, and Lin Sai subconsciously hid back, but Guan Yi just kissed him. "Then next time."

Guan Yi's gentle tone and expression were like a spring breeze blowing into Lindsay's heart.Before he could laugh, Guan Yi said again: "To tell you the truth, if I didn't know you well, I would doubt you."

Lindsay jumped up and covered his mouth.

At night, Lindsay lay on Guan Yi's bed, touched the cool silk sheets, pressed the smooth silk pillowcase on her face, and sighed comfortably. "No wonder you can't get up every day."

Guan Yi laughed and said nothing.Lindsay reached out to touch him, and was startled suddenly: "I*, why are you sleeping naked?"

Guan Yi also reached out and touched Lin Sai: "Coincidentally."

Lindsay asked, "Will I be seduced?"

Guan Yi asked back: "Will I be raped?"

The two said in unison: "Go to sleep."

Probably because she slept in the car for a long time, Lindsay didn't fall asleep for a long time.Suddenly, he heard Guan Yi from behind calling him softly.

"Ok?"

Guan Yi asked, "Are you still asleep?"

"No." Lindsay turned half of his body, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Guan Yi seemed to smile, turned over, turned his back to Lindsay, "Good night."

If it weren't for the silence in the room, the sound could hardly be heard.Lindsay blinked, and it felt like a feather fell on the eye.

Many afternoons and evenings when Lindsay was abroad, Jiu Fengchen said goodbye to him in the same way.Lindsay watched as his profile picture turned black and white, then turned off the computer and made dinner.The shared roommate goes to nightclubs almost every day, and he is the only one left in the room.The last bit of sunset illuminates the tiles in the kitchen, leaving a silent red arrow on the sink or the door of the cabinet.He could hear dogs barking far away.

Lindsay also turned over and fell asleep on Guan Yi's pillow, with her head resting on the back of Guan Yi's head.Guan Yi turned around suspiciously, Lindsay touched his face and kissed him.

Half asleep and half awake, Guan Yi felt his face itch.He managed to open one eye and saw sunlight streaming in through the curtains, Lindsay's hand in front of his eyes, the tip of his middle finger just touching his nose.Guan Yi rubbed lightly.Lindsay hadn't woken up yet, probably because she was tickled and wanted to wave away.Guan Yi thought it was fun, so he simply lowered his head and rubbed his head against Lindsay's palm.Lindsay subconsciously grabbed Guan Yi's hair.

"what--!"

Lindsay let out a miserable howl, and a carp sat up straight.

Guan Yi was shocked: "What's wrong with you?"

Lindsay turned her head, looked at Guan Yi, breathed a sigh of relief, and fell back on the bed again: "It's okay. I'm just not used to touching men as soon as I open my eyes."

Later, however, the two make out in the bathroom.Lindsay panted slightly, resting her chin on Guan Yi's shoulder, leaning on him, and asked, "Has anyone ever told you that you're a vixen? You're the one."

Guan Yi looked at him in the mirror while washing his hands, and said with a smile, "You are the first."

"I believe you are a ghost." Lindsay pushed him from behind, "You look like a fox when you smile."

Lindsay hasn't worked much recently, so she has to go to see Guan Yi almost every day.He heard Su Ang talk about a seafood restaurant, and planned to go there with Guan Yi one night, but it was always delayed.In addition to running business performances, Guan Yi also continued to give lessons to others, so that he could pay off his bank bills while saving money.

On this day, Guan Yi's class was temporarily changed to evening, and Lin Sai went to pick him up.When I arrived, get out of class was not over yet, so Lindsay peeked outside for a few minutes. After Guan Yi said goodbye to the female student, Lindsay asked privately, "Why do your students keep staring at you during class?"

"Don't know. Didn't pay attention."

"It's no wonder that some men don't want to marry a beautiful wife, and they are always worried about Hongxing's affair."

Guan Yi was a little funny: "Didn't you worry when you talked about your girlfriend? Which one of your ex-girlfriends is not beautiful?"

"Of course not. As long as a man is a little attractive, a woman will worry that the man is half-hearted, wishing she could set her eyes on them and stare at them at all times, just like a shepherd dog." Lindsay put her arm around Guan Yi's shoulder, " Brother, you don't understand women."

"Oh." Guan Yi was thoughtful, "Then why did your ex-girlfriend go to herd other sheep?"

As soon as the words fell, he was served by Lin Sai's old fist.

At home at night, Guan Yi practiced the piano for more than an hour. The people downstairs moved out a while ago, and the house has been vacant.Lindsay finished the last manuscript, hung it on Guan Yi's desk, went back to the living room, squeezed onto the piano bench, and saw Guan Yi replying to other people's messages.

"Why don't you set an avatar?" Lindsay asked.

"This is my avatar."

Lindsay tried to make Guan Yi realize that using a blank picture cannot be called "having an avatar".

Guan Yi asked what the pattern on Lindsay's head portrait meant, and Lindsay said that he drew it himself, just to make himself look more advanced. "After all, most parties like to pretend that they have aesthetics and understand art." Lindsay said, "You can take a photo, take a selfie or something, and your current account looks really like an online scammer."

"I don't often take pictures." Guan Yi said, "I'll do it later."

"Coincidentally, I don't like it either."

"Then there are so many photos in the photo album of your social account."

"Those photos have been there for a year or two, and they were all made by my ex-girlfriend. She likes to play with them. She applied for my account." Lindsay suddenly remembered, "You actually turned over my social account?"

"It was pushed by the system." Guan Yi said, "Does your ex-girlfriend like you very much? I took so many photos for you."

Lindsay didn't take it seriously: "She just likes photography, and I'm just a tool person. Later we broke up. She raised a dog and took pictures of the dog every day. She also left a message saying that the dog would make her happier than me." Lindsay looked at Guan Yi, "Is it funny?"

"It can be seen that your ex-girlfriend has a deep affection for you..." Guan Yi paused, "...the feelings are very deep."

Lindsay shook his head, looking like he was dying of a headache, and asked Guan Yi to play the piano for him.Guan Yi talked for a while, and Lindsay thought it was pretty good. "It's really not that good." Guan Yi said, "I play too little jazz."

Lindsay smiled and said, "Not enough? Do you want to become that genius junior in your department? Spend more than ten hours a day in the piano room."

"If only I could become him, my parents would be so happy." Guan Yi also laughed, "I can't keep up with him even if I practice for twenty hours a day."

Lindsay touched the back of Guan Yi's head. "What are you doing touching my head?" Guan Yi asked.

"Nothing," Lindsay said. "It just feels like you want to be patted on the head."

Still looking down at the keys, Guan Yi suddenly smiled. "I'm not a dog."

Lindsay touched his arm: "Teach me to play the piano."

Guan Yi looked at him suspiciously.

"I found that all the piano lessons outside are extremely expensive, and I can earn money if I learn from you." Lindsay urged him, "Hurry up."

"Really want to learn?"

"real."

Guan Yi stared at Lindsay's lips. "Then you have to pay the tuition."

Lindsay cupped his face and kissed it all, their lips flushed when they parted.Lindsay licked his lips, a little unsatisfied: "Is it enough?"

"Today's class is enough." Guan Yi kissed him again, "Remember to pay the fee on time before each class."

Lindsay studied for four to ten minutes, seeing that Guan Yi seemed a little tired, so he said that he would do it for today.Guan Yi has a projector at home, so he randomly found a foreign TV series to play, and talked with Lindsay on the sofa.Afterwards, Guan Yi went to take a shower, and Lindsay and A Fei made an appointment to go to the racing track on the weekend. When they exited, they accidentally discovered that Guan Yi had changed his profile picture with a gray background.Lindsay clicked on it, and there was a row of square white bold words in the middle of the gray: This is a selfie.

As a result, A Fei was temporarily called by the boss on Saturday and let Lindsay pigeons go.Guan Yi, who was reading at the side, heard it and said, "I can accompany you."

Lindsay said strangely: "What are you doing? You can only watch from the side."

Guan Yi said: "I can help you carry your bag and deliver water, and you can also wipe your sweat and fan you."

"...I don't see that you are still a competent servant."

The racing track on weekends was busier than usual, and there were several young women in skirts and shorts outside the racing track, sitting in the shadows to enjoy the shade, probably someone's girlfriend.Guan Yi joined them consciously, took off his sunglasses, and took out a book from his bag.Lindsay looked at Guan Yi who was sitting there, and inexplicably had the illusion that she was a married man.

Today's sun is very strong, the sky is blue, and there is not a cloud in sight.Lindsay was wearing a one-piece leather jacket. It was very hot. He took off his helmet, and a drop of sweat trickled down his temples.Guan Yi walked up to him with a bag on his shoulders, not a little sweaty, a gust of wind blew by, and Lindsay smelled the refreshing fragrance of his body.Guan Yi wiped his sweat with a tissue and helped him unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle.When Lindsay drank water, Guan Yi wiped his wet hairline again. "Like a dog in the water." Guan Yi said.

Lindsay put down the water bottle and pressed his hand against his wet forehead.Guan Yi laughed that he looked more like a dog.

Just after lunch, Lindsay received a message from Hobby saying he would be here soon.Not long after returning to the track, Lindsay saw A Fei running towards him excitedly.Just as Lindsay said hello, Ah Fei's expression changed: "Why are you here?"

Guan Yi smiled at him: "I came with Brother Sai."

A Fei immediately looked at Lindsay, his eyes filled with unhappiness of "how can you bring outsiders to our happy base".Lindsay told him that he had something to do, and pulled him away.

The two walked aside, and A Fei asked Lindsay what was the matter, but Lindsay kept gossiping with him.While talking, Ah Fei changed the subject again, and said, "Brother, I didn't say that, this Guan Yi is really too lingering, just like chewing gum on the ground, it can't be shaken off when it sticks to the shoes. His I've seen quite a few people of this kind, relying on their good family background, they have a pretty face and a stalker, who does he think he is? But if you keep your eyes open, then—"

"I just want to tell you about this." Lindsay scratched her head, hesitated for a while, and then said, "I'm dating Guan Yi now."

The mineral water in Ah Fei's mouth choked out from his nose.

"So can you treat Guan Yi a little better in the future?" Lindsay said, "Just for my sake."

A Fei stared at him for a few minutes, and suddenly said: "You know what, I just wanted to say that if you polish your eyes a little, you can see that Guan Yi is different from that kind of flirtatious butterfly. temperament."

"..." Lindsay gave a thumbs up in admiration.

Ah Fei asked the bottom line and asked about Lin Sai and Guan Yi's gossip.Lindsay changed the topic and asked him, "Why doesn't your star come?"

"She just bought new cosmetics, which are very expensive, and she thinks wearing a helmet will make her makeup look messy." Ah Fei was very melancholy, "She doesn't even ride in my car recently."

"I get it. Every time my ex-girlfriend wears a helmet, the lining of the helmet is full of powder from her face," Lindsay said. "So I changed boyfriends."

"...This joke is so cold."

At two o'clock, Guan Yi finished reading the book.He put the book back in his bag and watched Lindsay race from the stands.Everyone on the track looked the same, with racing cars, helmets, and one-piece racing suits. Guan Yi could only recognize Lindsay by the color of his clothes and helmet.The racing car ran lap after lap on the track, almost sticking to the ground when going through the corners, as if it was about to overturn at any time.Guan Yi counted the circles in his heart, and he couldn't count in a while.From time to time, they stopped by the side of the track and took off their helmets to talk.Twice Lindsay noticed Guan Yi, smiled at him, and nodded.A Fei secretly made faces beside him, and Lindsay punched him directly.

Guan Yi felt bored, but he still sat there and counted laps.He finds himself more boring counting.He wanted to laugh a little, so he laughed.

At 03:30, Lindsay rushed to Guan Yi and waved.Guan Yi walked to his side, Lindsay's whole body exuded heat, and fine beads of sweat condensed on his forehead.He unzipped the zipper of his white track suit a little, and Guan Yi leaned into his ear and said, "I want to kiss you."

Lindsay was busy wiping sweat and ignored it.Guan Yi said again: "Sai Ge is really handsome in this suit."

"Sycophant." Lindsay finally laughed, looked around, "Come here."

Guan Yi quickly kissed him on the lips, and when he turned his head, he saw Ah Fei standing behind him, with an expression of seeing something that shouldn't be seen, and his facial features were twisted together.

That night, Lindsay finally got his wish, and went to the seafood restaurant with Guan Yi.The Hexian Restaurant is located on a narrow night market street, and it is very lively with people coming and going.After the meal, Lindsay went to check out, and Guan Yi stood by the street waiting for him.It happened that three young men walked out of the restaurant next door. Guan Yi and the tall and strong man in the middle faced each other, and suddenly felt that the other party looked familiar.When the other party saw him, he also stopped.

"Guan Yi?"

The more Guan Yi looked at this person, the more familiar he became, but he couldn't remember who he was. He thought he was probably a little drunk.He asked, "Are you...?"

The man smiled: "Don't recognize me? Then do you remember what I told you last time we met?"

Guan Yi felt that the man's name was on his lips, but couldn't remember it for a long time, so he could only follow his words: "What?"

As soon as the words fell, the man waved his fist: "I fucking said to hit you once every time I see you!"

The author says:

I feel that I have found a new way of thinking about chapter titles.