All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay felt that his moody look was too pretentious recently, so he went online and called his brother to lead his brother: go, go and kill someone with your brother!

After the fight, Lindsay rode a white horse and strolled along the country road with A Fu.A Fu asked: "Why don't you talk? Are you not happy to beat the other side?"

Lindsay sighed and said, "I was happy at the time, but now I feel a little empty."

A Fu said: "Your words are a bit like pretending to be a hero in martial arts novels."

Lindsay asked, "Where's your brother Li? You're not online again, what did you do?"

A Fu said he didn't know, and urged Lin Sai to play a game of cards to enjoy himself.Lindsay was disheartened and refused, and A Fu proposed to make a dungeon to brush up materials, and let a relative or friend of his team leader take command.Lindsay reluctantly agreed.Not enough manpower, and he was impatient to wait, so he called the seducing ghost standing in front of the grave in his friend list.Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost soon came, saying that his apprentice rookie also came.Everyone waited for a while before the rookie arrived late.As soon as he got in front of everyone, Ah Fu said, "Hey! You are a rich man."

The rookie changed his account, and now it is a fishing dragon court, which is very different from before: not only the whole body equipment is enhanced to the full level, and the inlays are all rare materials, but also the appearance of a mall, wearing gold and silver, rich and powerful, ID Poetic and picturesque, even the avatar frame was replaced with the most expensive one in the mall.The relatives and friends of A Fu's team leader quietly asked: "Where did you invite such a rich man?"

Lindsay asked him why he didn't play Chasing Nuo anymore, and the rookie said lightly, "That class is too weak to play."

Lindsay closed the microphone for a while, but didn't say the phrase "people are stupid, knives are blunt".

He used to bring a rookie to play in the arena, and he explained how to play well before, but the rookie made a mess at the beginning of the game, and asked Lindsay: "Why don't you know how to help me! I'm going to beat him to death, you Actually ran away!"

Lindsay looked at the "Thank you, it's too much trouble" sent by the seducer standing in front of the grave in the message box, took a deep breath, and held back his anger.After playing like this for two afternoons, Lindsay couldn't take it anymore, and said, "I'm too good-for-nothing to handle you, you'd better hire someone else."

But the rookie said: "I'm only a few minutes away from being able to advance to the first level. Let's finish it."

Just at that time, Xiao Shunian asked someone to come and lie in the 5V5 for weekly rewards, and Lindsay rushed to him with this plague god.Thinking of Xiao Shunian's unpredictable temper, Lin Sai was afraid that the rookie would offend the god, so he vaccinated him first: "This is my friend's apprentice, a novice, he doesn't understand anything, you must not talk to him General knowledge."

Xiao Shunian had just finished discussing with the NPC, so he didn't even look at the rookie under the steps, he just said, "Pull him into the channel and ban his mic."

Xiao Shunian's 5v5 points were not too high, they won consecutive victories all the way, and the rookie hardly had any sense of presence.Lindsay thanked Xiao Shunian a thousand times, and pulled the rookie to leave.The rookie said: "This Taiwei is not bad, does he accept disciples?"

Lindsay thought that you would be able to find someone, and said, "No."

The rookie didn't believe it, and said that Lindsay refused to ask for him, so he went to ask Xiao Shunian himself.Lindsay was watching the play and didn't know what the two of them were talking about privately. After a while, the rookie came back and called Xiao Shunian an idiot.

Lindsay chatted privately with Xiao Shunian refreshedly: Juggernaut, I just found out today that I am full of love for you.

Xiao Shunian only replied concisely: You idiot.

They entered the dungeon map, and the rookie took the lead and ran to the front. The team leader told him not to run around, so as not to attract monsters, but seeing that he was familiar with the road, he didn't say anything.Lindsay said that the rookie has become more proficient.Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost, the rookie has learned a lot from the people in the gang, and now he knows a lot.It was only then that Lindsay discovered that the gang name under the rookie ID was no longer the zombie gang standing in front of the grave to seduce ghosts, but a big gang on the list in the hostile camp.

The rookie said that he met a very good female finger wave in the dungeon before, accepted him as an apprentice, brought him into the gang, and let his love teach him PvP.His love is a sharp fishing dragon court, so the rookie played the fishing dragon court again.

Hearing what he said, Lindsay clicked on the record and found that he had already scored 2300 points, which is still very good.In this way, Lindsay felt that he had crazy capital now, so he didn't say anything.

In front of the second child, the rookie suddenly said: "Master, give me this enchantment." Then he posted the attribute on the team channel.

Enchanting is not a necessity in dungeons. Only when players catch up with the progress of land reclamation will there be a large demand when new plots are released. Usually, only a small number of big gangs and master players play epic dungeons, which are used to adjust equipment attributes.Enchanting is a costly thing. In order not to be slaughtered in the exchange, ordinary people specialize in life skills to make it.A lazy person like Lindsay burns money on the exchange when he has money, and when he has no money, he uses the enchantments shared by the girls in the guild. If there are no left in the guild, he simply stops playing.And for production players like standing in front of the grave to seduce ghosts, making a fortune is indispensable for making these things.

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost traded him a top enchantment.The rookie said, "Give me two more."

A Fu said: "One is enough, and the copybook can't be used up. The dynamic copy will reduce the value according to the number of people. We can pass it."

The rookie said, "I'll keep it for later."

Lindsay said, "Your master doesn't use it himself?"

The rookie said, "He can rub it again."

Lindsay couldn't help but said, "You can reach out."

The rookie said, "I asked my master for it, so what's your business?"

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost to smooth things over, saying that it's okay, anyway, he doesn't use this attribute himself, and it was originally listed on the exchange for sale.

Lindsay chatted with him in private: I have seen this kind of newcomer a lot, and the more I get used to him, the more excited I get.

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost and say it's okay, he has a lot of apprentices, each of them gave away all their belongings.

Lindsay didn't say anything, and he and the rookie didn't speak again after that.

After pushing the fourth boss, I was lucky, and dropped the materials that Lindsay wanted, which can be synthesized into the Qiwu of Chasing Nuo.The team leader was about to distribute the materials to Lindsay when the rookie suddenly said that he wanted to bid with Lindsay.One of the materials for upgrading Diaolongting Qiwu is the same as that of Zhunuo.The head of the group asked: "Today is a group of friends and relatives, and no salary is paid. What price do you bid? Didn't you two discuss it in advance?"

Lindsay said, "Then roll."

The rookie said: "Why should I order ROLL? Just shoot. This is the rule of shipment, fair competition. Otherwise, why should I waste CDs to make copies?"

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost to persuade him, Lindsay interrupted him and said, "Then shoot."

A Fu chatted with Lindsay in private: This idiot has your grudges, don't talk to him.

Lindsay ignored it.

The head of the group reported the base price, and added [-] gold each time.Lindsay first added five hundred gold, rookie added one thousand gold to his offer, Lindsay raised another five hundred, rookie added another thousand.The two of them went back and forth like this, getting higher and higher, and only their quotes were heard on the channel.

A Fu privately chatted with Lindsay: Forget it, the price has exceeded the average price too much, and it is a loss.He has a lot of money, so it's over if he gives it to him. In the end, we can still divide the wages.

Lindsay then raised the price.The rookie got impatient and directly added [-]. At this time, the price was more than six times the average price.Lindsay said, "I don't want it. Give it to him."

The team leader assigned the materials to the rookie.Standing in front of the grave, the seducer embarrassed Lindsay and said sorry, but Lindsay said it had nothing to do with him.Afterwards, the atmosphere in the channel has been very quiet, except for the group leader who occasionally said a few things to note, no one said a word of gossip.When the last boss was hit, the team's DPS was not enough, the countdown ended, the boss made a big move, and the group was wiped out.The second hit was a bit worse.For the third time, the group leader changed a strategy to ensure higher output, but the operation was complicated. In the last wave, Lindsay’s phone rang. He subconsciously looked down and didn’t pay attention to his position. The rookie was killed by the boss together with him. The remaining DPS is not enough, so I have to pull it out and start over.

The rookie said, "Can you fight?"

Lindsay finally couldn't bear it any longer, and regardless of the fact that he made a mistake just now, he said, "What the fuck is your attitude? I've been putting up with you all night, and you have a problem with me, right? Let's fight one-on-one. You are a man. ?"

Lindsay sprayed the rookie bloody, and the rookie also scolded his mother and father, and asked Lindsay to fight him in a copy.The crowd couldn't persuade them at all, so they could only follow up with a copy.

Lindsay and the rookie had a fight at the gate of the dungeon. Diaolongting was the first to stealthily sneak, and Lindsay played second and won.The rookie refused to accept it, saying that Zhu Nuo's dodge and critical strikes are not low, and there is an inherent advantage in playing crispy and fishing Longting.The two fought again, and the rookie narrowly won.Lindsay didn't go online much during this period, his operation was regressed, and he was eager to win, and he played impatiently. After losing, he was ridiculed by the rookie, and he got angry and asked him to come again.The rookie didn't agree, and only talked about the victory and defeat just now, mocking Lindsay's operation level.

Lindsay asked: "Give me another shot if you have the ability. If I lose, I will call you father. If you lose, you will be my son. Do you dare to accept?"

The rookie said: "I don't have time to waste time here with you. I still have to compete with my master to score points in the arena." After finishing speaking, he exited the voice channel, got on his horse and left.Lindsay followed him to the gate of the main city, and he stopped in front of another fishing dragon court, and said to Lindsay: Aren't you a veteran, what's the point of bullying a novice like me?You have the ability to fight with my master.

That Fishing Dragon court focuses on Lindsay watching.A Fu looked at the fishing dragon court and said, "Son of a dog, it's really crazy to hug your thigh."

Diaolongting is indeed a ranking leader, and he takes over the business. A Fu has heard of him in the water area of ​​​​the forum.Diaolongting didn't say anything, and stepped forward to click on Lindsay to discuss.Lindsay was not sure, so she accepted the flag out of face.Soon he was caught by the opponent and beat him violently. At the end of the day, there was almost no room for fighting back.

The rookie is typing on the current channel: Hello, culinary.

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost, he kept talking about the rookie on the current channel, but the rookie ignored it.Diaolongting ordered Lindsay to discuss again.A Fu asked Lindsay to stop the call, and said, "He just wanted to annoy you on purpose. Tomorrow, let's call the gang to bury him at the resurrection point."

Lindsay didn't listen and clicked to accept.Lost again in less than 1 minute.

Diaolongting continued to click, and Lindsay answered without saying a word.The rookie sneered at the side.A Fu became anxious, and said: We will directly open him to vendetta, at worst, we will shut him down in a small dark room for a long time.Lindsay said, don't worry about it, I can't afford to lose that much.

The two fought one after another, and the outcome has never changed.Lindsay made more and more mistakes, and it became easier for Diaolongting to catch his flaws. In a few games, when Lindsay's health bar was empty, the opponent's health bar dropped by less than one-third.

Every time Lindsay loses, the rookie will say on the current channel that he was hanged.Probably because he was attracted by the rookie's speech, a few players gradually came to watch.

Lindsay lost again.He punched the keyboard, and a system prompt popped up in the middle of the screen.

System: [Li Changan] has joined the team.

Lindsay was stunned for a moment, and suddenly saw an ID in the crowd flowing in the square, which turned into the blue of the same team.Then the ID quickly made its way through the bustling crowd and stopped in front of them.

[Secret chat] Li Chang'an: A Fu asked me to come to the rescue, saying that you were beaten.Aren’t you always playing guerrilla warfare in the wild? Why are you playing with others to plant flags?

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: Let me adjust the keys first.I'm outside and just found an Internet cafe.

The invitation to learn from Diaolongting appeared again, but Lindsay ignored it.His hands felt a little sore, and his fingers were cold and stiff, so that he kept typing wrong letters.Diaolongting's request for discussion appeared and disappeared. The rookie called his name on the current channel and asked him if he had been beaten.He didn't care about retorting, but concentrated on typing and deleting in the chat box, repeating it many times.When she pressed the Enter key, Lindsay felt her heart stop.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Stupid.

[Secret Chat] Li Changan: Silly son, Dad loves you.

Lindsay was so numb that his hands shook, and he accidentally deleted "roll" in the chat box.

The two sides were at a stalemate, and stood in front of the grave to seduce the ghost for a long time in silence. At this time, they named the rookie and said: If you want to make things difficult for my friend, then terminate the relationship between master and apprentice.

The rookie quickly replied with an "OK".The two broke off their relationship, and stood in front of the grave to seduce the ghost to go offline.

The rookie continued to be popular on the current channel, Guan Yi suddenly said: What's the point of fighting a war of words, I heard that you are very sharp, why don't you come to the war of deleting accounts.

Dialogue bubbles appeared and disappeared above Bai Yujing's head, and there was no news in the channel to be refreshed.

Lindsay chatted with Guan Yi in private: Did you drink too much?What is his broken account worth? You bet him to delete the account. If you want to be handsome, you don't have to bet on the country's luck like this.

Guan Yi replied: Cub, you are definitely not inheriting me from planting flags like this.rest assured.

Lindsay was not in the mood to scold him for the first time.He hesitated for a long time, and finally replied: Be steady.

The rookie did not speak for a long time.After a while, Diaolongting next to him said: I will fight with you.

The rookie said: Yes, that's it.If you win my master, I will delete the account; if you lose, let Tianzi No. [-] delete the account.

Guan Yi said: No, I will delete my account if I lose.

After finishing speaking, I clicked on Fishing Dragon Court to learn from each other.

A large flag appeared between the two, and the two retreated to prepare for battle.Lindsay retreated a long way back, he didn't want to block Guan Yi by himself, although he knew that Guan Yi would block nearby players when he was sparring.

After pretending to be forced so many times, Lindsay thought to himself, it must not be the case that the car overturned this time.

Diaolongting raised his knife and rushed forward.

This round was extraordinarily long, both sides were seasoned veterans, they did not attack rashly, their shots were quite cautious, and their defense was impeccable.There are very few opportunities for Diaolongting to get close to Bai Yujing's output, and it is difficult for Bai Yujing's control and damage to be superimposed on Diaolongting.The two went back and forth, exchanged skills for a few rounds, but did not catch each other's flaws.The setting sun in the main city quickly set to the west, and a snow-white full moon hung in the heart of the sky. The shadows of the two dragged long and thin on the blue brick floor, piercing Lindsay like a needle.

Guan Yi's blood line has always maintained a slight advantage. Diaolongting's cheating skills failed again, and he retreated immediately, and then rolled over after receiving another one in the landing to prevent being caught by Bai Yujing.However, at this moment, Bai Yujing, who had kept a delicate offensive and defensive distance from him, suddenly stopped moving.At this moment, Diaolongting suddenly turned around and rushed to knock him down, but Guan Yi's Bai Yujing neither retreated nor jumped around his back on the spot, but stood on the spot and was knocked down for real.

Lindsay's heart sank for a moment.

When Diaolongting's first knife fell, Guan Yi immediately handed in a flash.Diaolongting crossed to reduce damage, and at the moment Guan Yi flashed out, he rushed forward and circled his back. Guan Yi jumped obliquely and pulled the distance to repel, and Diaolongting chased and attacked. The second banner disappeared and the dust settled.

System: [Diaolongting] defeated [Li Changan] in the duel.

Rookie: Oh, the boss is playing off?

A Fu: Brother Li was stuck just now, right?Stand still.

Leader: I think so too.There are many people in the main city, and sometimes the network delay is really high.

Rookie: Don't, just make excuses if you lose, can't you afford it?

Diaolongting meditated back full of blood and stood up again.Guan Yi has been standing where he is, without moving a step.

A Fu and the rookie quarreled, and Lindsay stared at the screen, feeling a little numb.He comforted himself that this was not a big deal, since it was obvious that the rookie provoked him first, so he could just pull him into the vendetta list and chop him up a few times.In the final analysis, he dug a hole for Guan Yi. If he didn't think that the rookie was a friend's apprentice, he would have killed and whipped the corpse at the gate of the dungeon. Why would Guan Yi help him? Early?

Lindsay thought again: Guan Yi must have suffered a setback in self-esteem, coax him later, at worst let him call his son happy.He is not such a rigid person, they have known each other for such a long time, Guan Yi has often cheated and played tricks.It's just a game, who really takes it seriously?

Lindsay's mind was in a mess, and the private chat with Guan Yi was typed and deleted in the chat box, and everything he said was inappropriate.At this time, Guan Yi finally moved.He took a step forward, then stopped.

Rookie: Hey, is the network finally OK?

A Fu asked Guan Yi to make a voice call in the team channel, and Guan Yi said: No, I have something to do, so I can't make it.

Then he said to the rookie on the current channel: Do you think everyone is as useless as you?The dog's eyes widened and he saw clearly.

System: [Li Changan] is offline.

Lindsay's throat tightened.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Seriously?are you crazy?

System: Message sending failed, the role does not exist.