All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

The next day is Friday. According to the usual practice, everyone has to play 5V5 together, but this week, A Fu and Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen are not here, so we have to put it on hold.Lindsay robbed the darts for a while with the crow and the alliance next door. Guan Yi went online and asked Lindsay if he would go to the arena.

Lindsay said that they can only play 2V2, which is boring.The two sat opposite each other in the gang's home and caught a few fish. Lindsay suddenly asked, "Why don't you join Jiu Fengchen's number?"

Guan Yi asked, "Which number do you want me to take?"

Lindsay really didn't want to bring up the sad story that he secretly put the materials for making couple pendants back to the exchange for sale, and the exchange earned nearly a thousand gold in handling fees for no reason.He thought for a while and said, "Forget it. Why don't we change our number to play? I'll ask A Fu to borrow his number."

"You want to play Bai Yujing? I'll just give you my number."

One minute later, Lindsay logged into Guan Yi's account.When she saw the Wen Han girl under Bai Yujing on the character interface, Lindsay couldn't help sighing, feeling like a young girl who was bitten by a dog in her youth.

He stayed on Jiu Fengchen's character interface for a while, and then decisively chose Bai Yujing.

Love is nothing, father is now a man holding Qiwu.Only the strong need love, the strong only need the weapon in hand.

Guan Yi was on the account of Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen, and Lindsay asked him why he didn't get on his own account, saying that he could teach him how to play Zhu Nuo.

Guan Yi replied: "There are no Qiwu, it's too shabby."

Lindsay: "...Why don't I have Qiwu, you don't have any points in your heart?"

The two finally went to the arena to wave.

Lindsay said: "What Qiwu number do you want, and it can't be used in the arena."

Guan Yi said: "Qiwu can protect me mentally, otherwise I don't feel safe. I'm very weak."

Lindsay was speechless: "Do you still need your spiritual yoga?"

Guan Yi said: "I almost forgot, thank you for the reminder."

Then light music with birds chirping, wind and water sounded on the channel, and a gentle yet energetic female voice sounded: "A good day starts with getting up early..."

Lindsay felt that he had gradually gotten used to the feeling of wanting to fight Guan Yi along the network cable.

After the two adjusted the keys, Lindsay asked the NPC to line up.Guan Yi asked: "Can you play Bai Yujing?"

Lindsay was very calm: "Nonsense. I see you and A Fu jumping up and down in front of me every day. An ordinary genius like me has long been familiar with your Bai Yujing's operation routines."

Guan Yi: "Okay, then I won't wash the support. I will call you when the fire is set."

1 minute later.

Lindsay: "I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying! Save me save me save me save me!"

Guan Yi: "Can't make it through, can't make it through, can't make it through! Can't catch up, can't catch up, can't catch up, can't catch up, can't catch up! Don't run so fast!"

Lindsay: "If I don't run faster, I will be beaten to death by the opposite side! When you rush over to save me, both my child and the opposite side's child will be born!"

Guan Yi: "It's not my fault, it's a question of Wenhan's profession. Short legs have nothing to do with me. I'm just an ordinary sharp Bai Yujing."

The third round.

Lindsay: "Help me save me save me save—OK, I'm dead."

Guan Yi: "I've grown up so much, it's the first time I saw Bai Yujing pasted on someone else's face for output, and he died unjustly."

Fifth game.

Lindsay: "Your Bai Yujing's handling is really bad. It's far worse than Zhunuo. Small skills don't hurt, but big skills can store power. The skin is as crisp as a dummy. A critical hit from the opposite side will cause you to lose half of your health. , Can this be played? And you, when I called Jihuo you were on the other side of the world, when I called Save Me you were addicted to output, real brother, I can’t take you at all.”

Guan Yi: "You take me? Brother, are you okay?"

Lindsay: "I think my second-hand Bai Yujing is better than your second-hand Wenhan. You are obviously paddling."

Guan Yi: "Call out the damage statistics in the next game, and see who is paddling."

Lindsay: "Sure, bro."

Eighth inning.

Lindsay: "Brother, are you a vegetable seller? An entire warehouse can't hold your vegetables."

Guan Yi: "Did you put your cat on the keyboard again and let it type for you?"

No. 11 innings.

Two handsome men holding Qiwu stared at each other in the main city where people come and go, attracting passers-by to watch.

Guan Yi: "If you lose in the next round, the team will disband."

Lindsay: "If you lose in the next round, I will retreat and kill you."

After lining up for the next game and changing to the arena-specific equipment, Lindsay and the others found that the opponent was also equipped with Bai Yujing's output Liu Wenhan.

"Okay," Lindsay said, "It's not scary to be matched, it's embarrassing for whoever loses."

Suddenly, a dialogue bubble popped up on the head of the Bai Yu Jing Nu on the opposite side.

[Map] Female Bai Yujing: Ahhhh! [Li Chang'an] Brother Chang'an, you are my idol!I'm so excited! [Love] [Nosebleed] [Nosebleed]

[Map] Female Bai Yujing: [Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen] I also know this question about brother Han!Especially sharp!I often play 3v3 with Xiao Jiansheng. I also saw [Shen Hongfeng] Fengshen's live broadcast that he came to the red suit to raise the flag with you!Confession to ask brother Han! [Blowing kisses][Blowing kisses]

Lindsay: "You still have a fan girl? Where did you get it?"

Guan Yi: "I don't know, maybe my reputation of low-key, simple and handsome has spread to other servers."

"I'm Guan Yi's face, and he doesn't want me anymore." Lindsay said, "Seriously, if we lose this round, won't it be embarrassing?"

Guan Yi: "It's okay, tell her directly that she is not on the account."

[Map] Female Bai Yujing: Brother Chang'an, for the sake of our fellow disciples, can you put a little water? [Poor] We are very good, and we will definitely be beaten to the head. I hope the brothers will be more gentle. [cry]

Lindsay said: "She must be tricking us. They have already reached this level, how could they fail." He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "I have a brilliant idea."

Guan Yi said: "Up to now, those wonderful ideas of yours seem to be only 'absolute', never 'wonderful'."

Lindsay said: "We first pretended to agree to let them relax their vigilance, and then directly launched a wave of fierce attacks to penetrate the opposite side."

The countdown ended and both sides entered the field.Lin Sai asked how Guan Yi was doing, and Guan Yi said, "It's possible, but I have a hunch that today Li Chang'an and Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen will be killed by their reputation."

[Map] Li Changan: Yes.

[Map] Female Bai Yujing: [Cute]

One minute later, Guan Yi rushed forward to save Lindsay. Lindsay just rolled back after being knocked back, and the two passed each other perfectly.

Ten seconds later, the settlement interface popped up.

[Map] Nv Wenhan: Thank you two big guys, I finally saved my [-]th consecutive victory. [love]

[Map] Female Bai Yujing: Thank you Brother Chang'an for releasing the water!Kowtow to the two big guys! [love]

Lindsay: "...Then what, I didn't play well just now."

Guan Yi: "...Actually, I also made mistakes."

At this time, Crow, the deputy gang leader, spoke on the gang channel, saying that the alliance next door and the hostile camp had fought in the wild, and asked those who were free in the gang to invite him into the group and have a passion in the wild together.

Lin Sai and Guan Yi, who were speechless in front of the NPC, joined the group at the same time tacitly.

Everyone in the gang went to the LOC channel of the League Gang next door, and Lindsay's scalp tingled for a while when the gangster-like voice of the female gang leader next door came in.Because it was blocking the resurrection point, Guan Yi asked Lindsay to replace it with a heavy crossbow, and he washed his half-support talent himself.

As soon as the two entered the group, they were warmly welcomed by all the neighbors, especially Jun Lai Jiu ShangWen.The girls called "Jun Lai" one after another, some called "A Jiu", and the men laughed and shouted: "Hey, Lao Wen is here!"

As long as there are a large number of people, there is no need to talk about technical content in things like blocking resurrection.Lindsay's mobility was also poor after changing the heavy crossbow. Not only did Guan Yi no longer have to chase him around the field, but he also took good care of him. BUFF was given priority to him, and he accompanied him to the front of the team to push the opposite line of fire. When Lindsay's blood line was in a hurry , Guan Yi also covered him in time to retreat.

[Secret chat] Li Changan: Good brother. [Thumbs up]

[Secret Chat] Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen: [Winning Eyes]

The female gang leader next door called "Old Wen" for a long time. Seeing them hiding behind and paddling, the dragon roared: "What are you two doing? Are you just married? I haven't seen you two separate tonight!"

The team channel swiped the IDs of the two of them one after another, and told them to go to Yeluantai to get their marriage certificate.

[Team] Li Chang'an: What about marriage, we are real brothers, you don't understand.

[Team] Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen: This is the brotherhood of our straight men, you don't understand.

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Update on Saturday.