All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay meditated and hung up the phone in the small dark room, his body was full of dark red evil spirits, and there was a state of "disaster in the world" under his head portrait.There are also a few famous players in the room, all walking around in this state, like a neuropathy in a martial arts novel.

Lindsay was a little bit regretful, he felt that he shouldn't have killed Jiangshan Yemeng just after the sparring, it seemed that he couldn't afford to lose.

I fought with you and came to him again, saying that there is still a follow-up to yesterday's mission, so let him do it again.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I can't get out, and I'm locked in a small dark room.

[Secret chat] I have a fight with you: why are you in the little black room?Killing too many people from the same faction, the killing intent exploded?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: No, I killed someone in the main city.

[Secret chat] I fought with you: Damn, who has such a blood feud with you?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: [Jiangshan Yemeng] is this idiot.

[Secret chat] I'm fighting with you: Isn't this an executive of the ranking gang?Why do you keep messing with these big shots?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Fart, he was the one who messed with me first.

[Secret chat] I'm fighting with you: how did he mess with you?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Secret chat] I'm fighting with you: what does this mean?He did unspeakable things to you?

Tianzi No. [-] Pi Yue refused to talk about it, and I wanted to inquire more after I fought with you. Lindsay was disturbed by her private chat, so she had to say that it was because he and Jiu Fengchen flirted with Jiu Fengchen when they planted the flag.

[Secret Chat] I've fought with you: what's your business then, she's not your love.Didn't you just say yesterday that you only treat her as an ordinary friend? Ordinary friends see that the male god is interested in her, shouldn't they crowd around and eat melons and make a fuss?You were so angry at the crown that you became a beauty, and you also said that you didn't like her.Man, can't you be honest with your heart? [despise]

Lindsay blacklisted her.

Lindsay hung there until he came out of the shower at night, and found that the gang members knew from Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen that he was locked in the small black room, and planned to organize a group to visit the prison.

After the player is imprisoned in the small dark room, the gang leader will receive a notification, and they can buy item tokens from the NPC, and each item can enter the small black room for 10 minutes.Because of this mechanism, the small black room often became a place where gang enemies fought and fought.

When Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen led the gang into the small black room, Lindsay's class was fighting, and Lindsay was lying on the ground bored.The vice-guild leader Crow excitedly led the crowd to help Lindsay fight, and left in a hurry, leaving only Jiu Fengchen, and bought a few more tokens from the NPC, and stayed outside the door to watch Lindsay.

Now that Lin Sai saw Jiu Fengchen, he was embarrassed to bring up the murder in his main city. He talked about him, but he didn't talk a few words, and his thoughts turned back to Jiangshan Yemeng and Jiu Fengchen.

Lindsay: Have you ever thought about binding love in the game?

Jiu Fengchen: Why do you ask this suddenly?

Lindsay: It’s nothing, I just suddenly realized that Miss Wen Han is very popular. If you fall in love with someone else, you can’t play with me.

Jiu Fengchen: I won't stop playing with you.

Fuck, Lindsay thought, what kind of kindergarten level conversation is this?

At this time, Lindsay noticed that Jiangshan Yemeng in the list of enemies was online, and remembered what he told Jiu Fengchen about meeting at night, and immediately formed a team with Jiu Fengchen, saying: "I may have to stay here for two or three hours. "

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Do you want me to accompany you?

Lindsay asked, "Do you want to accompany me?"

Jiu Fengchen said yes.

Not long after, Jiangshan Yemeng's application for joining the team popped up in the middle of the screen. Lin Sai directly rejected it, but said: "There is a person named Jiangshan Yemeng joining the team, and I rejected it. Is it someone you know? "

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Yes.

Lindsay immediately gave Jiu Fengchen the captain authority, saying that she was sorry and let her go about her own affairs.Jiu Fengchen said no, he had already greeted Jiangshan Yemeng in private chat, and he was here to accompany Lindsay.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: [Show cute]

Afterwards, Lindsay and A Fu played cards together and won hundreds of gold.Playing cards is a small casual game embedded in the game. It uses flower cards and poker respectively. Lindsay is very good at it. While playing cards, he chats with Jiu Fengchen using the team voice.

After chatting and falling silent, Lindsay looked at Jiu Fengchen who was sitting quietly outside the door for a while, and suddenly asked, "Can you play a piece for me?"

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Why?

Lindsay began to be unreasonable: "I just want to hear it."

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: It's ten o'clock, and the neighbors will beat me.

Lindsay sighed and said okay, forget it.Then he closed the game, told Jiu Fengchen that the game was hanging here, and went to bed by himself, good night.

After lunch the next day, the old dogs asked Lindsay to play in the arena. Lindsay boarded the LOC, and suddenly received a message from Jiu Fengchen. It was a short piano improvisation, playing a recently popular love song.

Jiu Fengchen: Yesterday when you were playing cards with them, you whistled a passage like this.Were you in a bad mood yesterday?

Lindsay turned on the video, watched it for a while, then fell back on the sofa and remained motionless.After the video was played and the living room fell silent, Lindsay suddenly turned over and buried herself in the pillow.

Please God bless Jiu Fengchen, she must be fair and beautiful with long legs!

From this day on, Lindsay became Jiu Fengchen's flower protector, and the two of them stick together as soon as they go online, even worse than before.The men in the gang were so jealous that they were out of shape, and said one after another: Gang leader, I also want such a royal sister who is gentle, cold and considerate, binds with me when I log in, but does not check posts, and does not delay my flirting with other girls' relatives and friends !

The vice gang leader Wu Ya was silent, Xiao Jiansheng sneered, Jun Laijiu was gentle and cheerful: No, you don't want it.

The new season starts after New Year's Day, and Lindsay can't wait to go to 2500 to marry his new mount back home. He waits for Li Changan to go online every day, and when he goes online, he will join him: Boss, I and my five-foot sword are too tired to bear!

Li Changan was only free at night, so he asked Lin Sai to find all the people first.

Lindsay pulled Afu from the fish pond of the gang's home, and pulled Junlai Jiu Shangwen from the siege of Yingying Yanyan. There was still one place left. female management.

The female manager was playing a Zhilang City female number, a semi-assistant stream. She looked like a Yujie with a leather whip on her waist and heavy makeup and red lips. In fact, she spoke softly and had a very easy-going personality.

When playing in the arena, they all stayed in Junlaijiu Shangwen's LOC small room, and Junlaijiu Shangwen was in charge of conducting.

Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen, apart from being narcissistic to the point of being a little perverted, is indeed a male god level: he has seven martial arts, has a gentle voice, sharp operations, and is not irritable, even though he is just the leader of an ordinary gang , but knows almost everyone in the ranking gang, and can be called a social butterfly in the gang leader world.

Most importantly, he has no relationship yet.

Therefore, his friend list with a limit of 150 people is full all year round, and sisters and sisters of various professions line up to wait for him to fall in love with him one day.According to Crow, there are several men among them.

Therefore, when the entire gang is extremely lacking in support and love and care from the girls, only Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen is ignorant of the sufferings of the world, but is still trapped in too many troubles of the girls.Everyone in the gang knows that the gang leader has a girlfriend in reality, and the two of them have a very deep relationship. The girlfriend is now studying abroad, and the gang leader has always guarded her body like a jade.

As soon as the new season started, the main arena players of the appointment gang broke through the threshold, and the gang robbed the darts at night, and strange girls joined the team every now and then.

Everyone roared in the LOC hungry tiger, the raptor acted like a spoiled child: Master!Say yes!

Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen: Thank you, there is no shortage, I can help.I am short of bound DPS.

So the next day, a few DPS men came and wanted to bind him.Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen sighed in the guild channel: "Excellent people are destined to bear more, fate is so jealous."

A Fu took it for granted, Lin Sai sneered, pointing out that the girl didn't know what to say, so she had to concentrate on buffs.Li Changan couldn't take it anymore, he turned on the microphone and said, "Shut up, my arrows won't hit critically anymore."

Lindsay heard Li Changan speak for the first time, and couldn't help saying, "So your voice is like this."

Li Changan asked: "What kind?"

Lindsay had always thought that he had the rough voice of a brawny man, and disdained to say that his voice was deep, the kind girls like, and felt that it was too much face for him, so she said, "That's my son's."

Li Changan flashed away from the battlefield, leaving Lindsay to be beaten by the opponent: "Adults have to bear their own difficulties."

Lindsay was furious: "Are you a fucking human!" After three seconds, he screamed, "Dad, I was wrong, save me!"

Li Changan came back slowly, and waited for Lindsay to be beaten to death by the opponent before he took away the two remaining blood: "My dear son, you can go at ease, Dad will avenge you."

Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen sighed: "I like to watch this kind of father-son love drama in the arena the most."

Ah Fu, who was hiding behind him and outputting, dared not say a word.

Because Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen, a social butterfly, is often busy with socializing, and sometimes 5V5 can't come, Lindsay has to find other teammates.

Xiao Jiansheng came here once, and left after winning three games in a row, leaving a sentence: "Too good, not worthy." Passionate wild blood gang battles, and occasionally accompanied Lindsay and the others. The arena with only ten people on both sides was abruptly directed by him into a hundred-man stronghold battle. As for lying in bed at night, Lindsay felt as if she was sleeping in the same bed with him.

After playing for two nights, the crow resigned: I can't stand my voice, and playing in an arena is more tiring than commanding a stronghold.

Everyone welcomes him to leave.

Other members of the guild come here occasionally, but they all have their own fixed teams to score points, which is also unstable; although the trumpet can enter the arena and be replaced with the same equipment as the large one, but the operation and awareness cannot keep up, and it is very difficult to fight. tired.

Since the new season has just started, even if it is a ranking master, the division has not left too many mainstream players.When Lindsay and the others scored 1900 points, they entered the tribulation situation where the gods of all sides blocked the way. It is normal to win and lose.Even with Li Changan, the immortal comeback player in the team, sometimes there is no way.

One Friday night, they managed to score 2000 points, and after that, they ran into Li Changan's acquaintances several times in a row.

Who are Li Changan's acquaintances? ——The masterminds of other servers, the masters who posted the best posts in the strategy area of ​​the forum, and the professional agents who received orders and scored points.

At the beginning, Lindsay and A Fu were still excited and nervous to compete with the bosses on the same stage. When Li Changan was upset and sighed, he comforted him. I feel the joy of the master and the admiration for the master's sharp operation.

After being tortured three times by gods from all walks of life, Lin Sai and A Fu were finally tortured to the point where their mentality collapsed.

They met Yun Yinyue in the fifth round. Lin Sai had just finished saying "Hey, isn't this the light of chasing promises?" Yun Yinyue angered Li Changan on the map channel. The long knife came straight to Li Changan.

They lost particularly badly this time, even the opponent even had a crit in the draw.

Four people sat in a row in ragged clothes at the entrance of the arena, and Lindsay brought A Fu to ask for a meal on the current channel.Li Changan looked at the record of the three-game losing streak, and was silent for a long time, saying that if he loses again in the next game, he will not fight today.

Girl Zhilang has been comforting them and cheering everyone up.Everyone cheered up, repaired their equipment, checked their talents and skills, and Li Changan went to line up.

As soon as they entered, Lindsay heard Li Changan gasp.

Lindsay went in to see the configuration on the opposite side, and also took a deep breath.A Fu next to him has already knelt down.

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: Wow, what a coincidence. [surprise]

Shen Hongfeng is the master who played Bai Yujing in the first version of the server. Bai Yujing played so well that he was called "Big Brother Bai Yujing" by Bai Yujing's players.Because he would post videos of himself fighting against others on the forum from time to time, and would occasionally open a live broadcast for entertainment, which was more friendly to the people, so he was very famous among the high-playing masters, and many players who were not Bai Yujing also knew him.

In addition to Shen Hongfeng, there is Xiang Yingxue, the master of the Linguang Mansion. Although she plays a female role, she is a rough guy.Lindsay didn't know the other three people, but they didn't seem to be easy to mess with. They exuded the aura of being alone and seeking defeat from head to toe.

Lindsay asked: "Brother, should we retreat directly, or wait for death?"

Li Changan told them to wait.

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: Brother, long time no see [Happy] Your record is terrible.

[Map] Li Chang'an: The first few are all acquaintances, and they didn't give any face.Do you score in 5V5 this season?

[Map] Xiang Yingxue: No, just open a game for fun.

[Map] Li Chang'an: Do yourself a favor, buddy, my side is full of girls.

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: Only Zhilang is a girl.

[Map] Li Changan: The other three monsters are all cute.

There was dead silence in the LOC.

A Fu: "...Brother Li?"

Gang Zhongjia: "...Brother Li?"

Lindsay: "...Li Changan?"

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: Really a girl?I do not believe.

Li Chang'an said in the LOC: "Hurry up, you all act cute to me, or you will go out to vendetta."

【Map】Sister Zhilang: Good evening, brothers (〃'▽'〃)

[Map] A Fu: Hello, gods!Fengshen look at me, I am your fan girl!I love every video of yours! (≧ω≦)/

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: Really?Thanks.Girls have a chance to come to Fengfu to play with me. [wink]

[Map] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brothers are so handsome ヾ(??▽?)ノ

[Map] Xiang Yingxue: Brother, you are still awesome. Others play 2V2 with one girl, and you directly bring four.

[Map] Shen Hongfeng: We are all brothers, face must be given. [proud]

After speaking, they all backed out.

The settlement interface popped up, because Shen Hongfeng's team had higher points than them, this one added a full [-] points, making up for the points lost in the previous three games.

Everyone: "...I am 丨 day."

Then they all gave Li Changan a thumbs up on the settlement interface.

The author says:

【Explanation to the game Xiaobai】

Demon number: Shemale number, which refers to boys playing female roles and girls playing male roles.