All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

After Lindsay switched camps, because the new gang and the Zongheng No. [-] Association fought twice in three days, and the unkillable Lu Dongbin and his gang also joined several times, the relationship between Lindsay and the unkillable Lu Dongbin became better inexplicably. People are still lying on each other's enemy list.

Because there was only one person left, Lu Dongbin, who couldn't kill him, called Jiu Fengchen.The dungeon played by the undead Lu Dongbin is new in this version. The mechanism is quite complicated, but the team is not a fixed group, and half of them are also half-baked novices. To be on the safe side, Jiu Fengchen replaced his talents with half output and half support.

There were a total of ten people in the team, and Lu Dongbin, who could not be killed, took the command.In the beginning, there were girls in the team who praised him for his nice voice. Later, when he opened the boss, he immediately scolded anyone who made a mistake. Except for a few veterans, the rest of the team was trembling.

When playing the second child, a Wenhan girl in the regiment was probably too nervous. After being called by the boss, she ran in the wrong direction and directly killed three teammates.

There was silence in the team's voice, the girl opened the microphone to apologize, but no one responded, Lu Dongbin, who could not be bitten to death, became angry, and criticized her mercilessly, from the position to the amount of damage, she was useless.The girl was about to cry, so she turned off the microphone.The atmosphere in the group was awkward, and everyone stood still in front of the boss. Finally, Lindsay turned on the microphone and said, "Don't be so aggressive with girls."

As soon as the words fell, Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, immediately slammed: "What's wrong with the girl? Girls should be better than men? I don't use my fucking dick to press the keyboard!"

Lindsay: "Can you fucking touch the keyboard with your dick?"

Lu Dongbin, who could not be bitten to death, choked for a while, and finally cursed "Get out", and the atmosphere in the team finally relaxed.Lindsay comforted the girl and asked her if she was a novice. The girl said that she had just played the output stream not too long ago and was not very proficient yet.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Then you should play as a support, and I will output.

Afterwards, the fight was fairly smooth, except that Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, kept picking on Lindsay.Lindsay opened the mic to argue with him one after another, and the atmosphere in the team gradually became more relaxed.As they were on their way, a woman in the team, Zhu Nuo, suddenly spoke. She praised Lin Sai's voice, praised his handsome horse, and asked if she could ride with him.

The white-hoofed crow that Lindsay was riding was an orange quality mount, which he only caught after squatting in the night clothes for three nights.This kind of top mount can be captured, but it takes a long time to refresh, and the chance of success is low. If it weren't for the lack of people in the night server, Lindsay was online at midnight because of the time difference, so he probably didn't have the luck to catch it.Although the orange quality mount is cool, it is difficult to obtain food for feeding. Lindsay doesn't usually ride much except for acting aggressively, but since Jiu Fengchen came back, his mount has always been this horse.

The girl offered to ask, but Lindsay couldn't refuse, so she took her on the same ride.

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death: Dad asked you to come and write the book, who the fuck asked you to tease your sister?

Lindsay is innocent: I didn't, the girl did it first, you saw it.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't be bitten to death, was very upset, saying that this is a helper of our gang, don't get involved, or we will all gang to kill you.

This female Zhunuo and the undead Lu Dongbin are in a gang, and they operate quite well. The voice of Yujie is the type that Lindsay likes.In addition, the girl was also very proactive, and when she came to the fourth child, she and Lindsay were flirting a little bit in the team chat.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, directed the whole process without emotion. When the boss was almost pushed, Lindsay said that he would like the equipment for Zhu Nuo if it came out.The female Zhunuo said, I will let you call my sister.Lindsay immediately said, sister, give it to me.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't be bitten to death, finally couldn't take it anymore, banned the team voice of the two of them, and at the same time made a big move, the boss fell to the ground with a crash.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: The team leader is easy to operate. [Thumbs up]

On the way to Lao Wu, Jiu Fengchen suddenly said that his horse was hungry and could not ride, and asked Lindsay if he had any bran or horse grass.Without saying a word, Lindsay pulled her to ride with her, and Nuo followed behind on her own horse, asking if they knew each other.

Lindsay said, this is my relatives and friends.

The female Zhu Nuo said hello to Jiu Fengchen, saying that she always wanted to play Wen Han's trumpet, because Wen Han Villa's female account is the most goddess-looking in all professions.

Lindsay answered casually, saying I think so too.

The female Zhu Nuo immediately said again, but she felt that Wen Han's output didn't seem to be very good, and the damage in the dungeon was not high.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: You haven't played before, how do you know?

Female Zhu Nuo: I guessed, because I think your equipment is similar to mine.I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong, it's not that your output is not high, I'm just worried that I can't play Wenhan well, and I'm relatively good in operation.

Lindsay closed the microphone silently.He smelled the smoke between the two women.

Lu Dongbin, who couldn't bite to death, was still analyzing seriously at the other end, saying that the operation of the female Zhunuo was not good at all, but Wenhan's output experience in this dungeon was indeed not as good as Zhunuo.

【Team】Jiu Fengchen: Those Wen Han are very good at playing.

Nuo Zhunuo said, Sister, your questioning must be very sharp, the last boss is up to you, every time I am hurt by the last boss, I can't beat it.

Lu Dongbin, who can't be bitten to death, comforted her: "The last boss, don't be greedy for output, play steadily, as long as you move to avoid damage, it doesn't matter if you fight for a while."

Jiu Fengchen and Nu Zhunuo didn't make a sound, and silently washed their talents and skills.

Lindsay chatted privately with Lu Dongbin, who couldn't be bitten to death: ...Brother, please stop talking, someone is about to die.

Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: What do you mean?

As soon as the boss opened, Jiu Fengchen and Nu Zhunuo's damage surged to the forefront at the same time. For a while, the two PVE veterans were squeezed to the back by them.The team's voice could only hear the sound of typing on the keyboard and the heart-piercing screams of the unkillable Lu Dongbin.

"Both of you jump back and jump back to hide the flying sword! Don't stick to your face and be greedy for output! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and chase Nuo, you have to step on the line! Spread out, spread out, spread out, ask the cold, don't stand up and accumulate energy, and stack one less BUFF I won’t die! Out of the circle of fire, out of the circle of fire, out of the circle of fire, I beg you two aunts!”

One second before the boss fell to the ground, Jiu Fengchen's name moved up one place in the damage statistics list, just in front of Nuo Zhunuo, separating Nuo Zhunuo and Lindsay, ranking fourth.

Lu Dongbin, who could not die, drank two sips of water to suppress his shock, sent the damage statistics to the team channel, and said with satisfaction: "Look, not only did the car not overturn, but also the DPS of the whole team can be kept so high. Just ask me, can there be any more damage?" who?"

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Thank you, leader, I took a screenshot. [cute]

The female Zhu Nuo called Lin Sai in the team chat: "Same school, it's 09:30, do you want to go back to the sect to meditate and push the meridians? We can drop by together. I have the [Marrow Cleansing Golden Needle], and the meridian pushing has a bonus effect. Do not come?"

When Lindsay heard the word golden needle, she agreed without even thinking about it. The female Zhunuo said in the team voice, "Then I will quit the team first and pay for my money. I will add you as a friend. You are done with your work and group me." He agreed casually. He said "Hey, wait for me", and then he remembered that Jiu Fengchen was still in the team, and he heard it clearly.

Lindsay broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly chatted privately with Jiu Fengchen: What are you going to do later?

System: Your friend [Jiu Fengchen] is offline.

Lindsay thumped in his heart, thinking that he was done.

[Secret chat] Lu Dongbin who can't be bitten to death: Son, dare to pick on our gang flower, I have already told the brothers in the gang, you are finished!

The author says:

In the future, the update will be every other day or two days. I know that no one cares, so I will tell you.Starfish, please look at the rewards, bosses, of course there is nothing I can do if you don’t give them to me (.