All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

In the next few days, Jiu Fengchen seemed to be a bit busy, Lindsay didn't want to disturb her because of the game, so he changed the faction first, saying that he would go to explore the road first.On the day of changing camps, I happened to meet another Bai Yujing Afu from Li Changan's gang in front of the NPC.

[Current] A Fu: Hi, brother.Are you switching camps?

[Current] A Fu: Brother, do you want us to help?The materials in the guild warehouse are self-collected, public funds are sufficient for repairing equipment, and the investment in the guild will be distributed at the end of the year. The most reliable guild leader in the whole server will escort you. one! [wink]

Lindsay was indifferent, until he saw the last sentence, he agreed to A Fu's invitation without saying a word, and entered "You can help me and it's over".

A Fu is a very talkative Bai Yujing, and he got to know Lindsay well in less than half a day.According to him, it was the leader of the gang who came to Jiu Shangwen to ask Lin Sai to join the gang, so that one day they would want to fight with the Zongheng or Zongheng Erhui, and finally they would no longer have to scratch their heads to make excuses for the sake of being famous, and just go straight to the gang. Packed Lindsay and put it on the opposite side, and when Lindsay was beaten, he jumped out and said sternly: "Dare to beat us to help brothers? We will never stop with you!"

Lindsay: ...are all the people you help so unbecoming?

That being said, within a few days of joining the new gang, Lindsay got along with a group of old and young men in the gang, calling them brothers and sisters, enjoying themselves.

Lindsay originally thought that this gang dared to challenge Zongheng because it must have a large number of people and rich wealth. After joining the gang, it was discovered that although the gang was real, it was all because there were few people in the gang.There are less than 100 members in the whole gang, and the online rate is very high. Most of them are old fritters who have been playing for several years. The gang members are very familiar with each other. Every day when they go online, they are fighting, robbing, darts, bragging丨forced, watching mountains and rivers Look at the apprentice.

This gang didn't appear on the faction's guild ranking list, but its name was somewhat resounding in the faction, and even a few people in the opposing faction knew a thing or two.Just because the members of this gang are so promiscuous and provocative, the members of the faction were given the nickname "Wild Dog Gang".

Lindsay stayed with such a group of people, and became a wild dog within two days.Every day, a group of big dogs and puppies run in the wild with their tongues twitching. They are hunted down by the invincible, rewarded by Zongheng Erhui, blocked by the Zongheng Erhui at the resurrection point, and sometimes they fight hamsters in the wild with enemies of the same camp. Very exciting.

Jiu Fengchen didn't go online until two or three days later, and was invited by Lindsay to join the guild as soon as he went online, and A Fu agreed.A Fu asked who this woman Wenhan was, saying that they would not just pull people in for help, because they were afraid of getting undercover.Lindsay said don't worry, she is my relative and friend in the night service.

In the afternoon, someone ran into Jiu Fengchen who was fishing at the guild's home, and asked who this unseen girl was. A Fu said that she was the young lady who followed Boss Pi in night clothes.

At night, the gang fights on the battlefield, and the deputy gang leader Wu Ya asks who this new Wenhan girl is, and someone replies that she is from Mr. Pi and has been with him for several years.

So the next day Lindsay formed a group to rob the darts with the gang members, and Jiu Fengchen joined the team, and the deputy gang leader Wu Ya shouted in the voice of the team: "Xiao Pi, come out and pick up your wife!"

Lindsay was startled: "Where did I get my wife?"

[Team] Gang Zhongjia: What?Is she not your love?

[Team] Gang Zhong B: What?Isn't she your girlfriend who has been with you for several years?

[Team] Gang C: What?Isn't she the wife who grew up with your childhood sweetheart and got married?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: ...

On the third day, everyone in the League Gang next door heard about it. The Wild Dog Gang has a newcomer, Zhu Nuo. Delicate wife, out of the pair, into the right, Meng Bulijiao, the couple of gods and gods, envious of others.

Lindsay then became the new idol of the League Next Door.Every now and then, a young man from the League would come to the door with a restless heart and tenderness to ask: Brother Pi, can you give me some advice on how to seduce girls online?

Lindsay: No!Get out!

Or there are those reckless people who recklessly formed a team, smashed Boss Pi and his beautiful wife, and before the flowers were under the moon, they all retreated, and returned to the gang to tell everyone: Although Boss Pi has a raised eyebrow and treats me, when he meets his wife, he is only gentle. language ear.

When the girls from the Alliance Gang heard about it, they were all overwhelmed for a moment.Pi Zong's reputation spread farther and farther.

Jiu Fengchen: I heard that someone confessed to you yesterday, and today I received a lotus leaf hat in my mailbox.

Lindsay: ...

Jiu Fengchen: I just found out that there is a frog on the lotus leaf hat, which is very interesting.I wear it for you to see?

Lindsay: ...Sister, you don't have to.

Jiu Fengchen, who has switched camps, is still the same. When she is online, she hangs out with Lindsay. She doesn't hang around Lindsay, but hangs in the team and entertains herself on other maps.Although most of the time her entertainment content is online fishing and Zen meditation, but sometimes she also goes to clean up the daily life with Lindsay, and even fights the battlefield when she is in a good mood.A while ago, because of the gang, I was bullied several times in the wild, and finally started to change equipment slowly.

Most of the gang are old dogs, and they have graduated many years ago for a suit of equipment. There is no demand, and there are too many things made by practicing life skills.The lord of the gang, Jiu Shangwen, especially took care of Jiu Fengchen, a fellow student, and gave her all the unbound equipment he had, as well as the reinforcement materials and enchantments.When they were free, the two would compete in the gang's home, and Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen taught her how to play Wen Han.

Lindsay also used the only casting specialization in her life skills to rub a few sets of enchantments for her, and showed her all kinds of materials that she picked up by the way when she was wandering in the wild, and asked her to keep the ones she needed. Next, the rest will be listed on the exchange to sell.

This day, Lindsay went to the main city to find Jiu Fengchen, and was offered a reward on the way. A Taiwei Palace chased him all the way. Lindsay hid in the main city, but the man was still relentless. NPC, fight while running on the roof.

Jiu Fengchen arrived downstairs, looked up at the battle situation for a while, and then slowly jumped upstairs.Lindsay opened the mic and called her: "Give me a damage reduction!"

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: I don't have any talents, so I can't give them.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: You push him down.

Lindsay found a chance to fight back, and he and Taiwei Palace rolled to the edge of the eaves. Taiwei Palace fell from the third floor, and ended up stiff in mid-air. He was about to take off and jump high, but was stuck on the edge of the wine flag on the second floor. Feng Chen threw a hidden weapon and fell to the middle of the street and died.

Lindsay applauded: "Wonderful."

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Little meaning.

Then the two discussed with her the one hundred routines of Yin people in the main city and in the wild with great interest.

She doesn't turn on the mic, and Lindsay doesn't feel like she's doing stand-up comedy, because Jiu Fengchen can catch his stalks every time, and often throws them back.

Lindsay also couldn't figure out why Jiu Fengchen was obviously a PVX player who hangs up and fished, why he was sometimes more proficient at playing tricks than him, and he said one set of hooligan routines in the wild.Lindsay laughed after hearing that, and asked where did you get so many bad ideas?

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: I saw it on the forum.

Lindsay said, you probably haven't been online for as long as you have spent visiting forums. Is browsing forums more interesting than playing games?

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: It's boring, it's more interesting to go to the game and listen to your talk.

Lindsay laughed even more, saying sister, don't do this, I will think too much.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Why do you think too much?

Lindsay said, I just can't hold it.

【Team】Jiu Fengchen: Veteran motorcycle riders are very stable and won't lose their grip.You know this better than me, don’t you think?

Lindsay closed the mic for a moment and calmed down.

He felt that Jiu Fengchen had just teased him.

He swears that before he switched camps, or before this month, well, at least when he was still on the night server, his relationship with Jiu Fengchen was quite pure, even purer than playing games with men, after all men play games together And tell pornographic jokes.

Lindsay was sure and sure, their topic was quite normal, they didn't talk about romance, let alone philosophy of life, but Lindsay felt that she was flirting with herself.

Lindsay has been in love so hard for so many years, and the large number of girlfriends he has accumulated are not for nothing. His feelings are rarely wrong.But the problem now is not why Jiu Fengchen teased him, but that for a moment just now, Lindsay felt as if he was being led away by her.

Lindsay has talked about many girlfriends, but he never cares whether they can talk to him about motorcycle models, human body structure and shadow color, and game combo routines. He only pursues sensual enjoyment.

Because of this, the problem arises: Not only does he know nothing about Jiu Fengchen's measurements, he doesn't even know what she looks like, and the worst thing is, he hasn't even heard her voice.

Strictly speaking, this kind of Jiu Fengchen is not considered a human in Lindsay's eyes.

So, to round it up, he just fell into a heat with the computer.

Lindsay vaguely heard the sound of his world view cracking.

He fell back in his chair, feeling a little uncomfortable.

What the hell am I doing, Lindsay thought, dating a robot?Playing the real version of "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart"?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...Excuse me, I just answered a call.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Let's go to two arenas.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Why?

【队伍】天字一号皮：因为竞技场特别能杀好感，2V2情侣能离婚，3V3兄弟能翻脸，5V5帮会能解散。

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Are you implying something?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I don't want to marry you.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen:?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...Sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard just now.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: It's been a long time since I saw your cat. The last time I saw it was in the night server. You brought me into the red circle.

[Team] Jiu Fengchen: Oh, it brought me in.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

The author says:

Humanoid Computer Angel Heart: A Japanese animation from 2000, it tells the story of a human boy and a robot girl falling in love in the future high-tech society.