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If Olympus is a grand event in the world of human sports, then the ink award ceremony is a carnival of human thinking.

Ink General was established in the Qin Dynasty and has a history of 2000 years. During this period, the dynasties changed alternately, and the venue, Yanyan, was once smashed under the force of foreign races. Even Qianjin Pavilion and Baidu Workshop, which were the sources of its prize money They were all annihilated in the torrent of history, but it is inconceivable that the ink awards have been handed down sporadically among the wheels of history.

Perhaps it is people's instinctive desire for peace and health, or the indelible curiosity about the ultimate truth of the world, or it may be that the 500-year-old Qin Dynasty has successfully engraved it into the blood and beliefs of the Chinese people. In short, in In the passing of the torch in 2000, people still hold the flame that has passed through countless times, and ignited the fire of civilization around the world.

According to the history books, the places where the ink awards were held in the state of Qin were all in Yanyan. According to legend, the entire Yanyan is made of colored glaze, which glows golden when the sun shines on it, and a person can grow eight feet tall if he enters it.The previous statement is understandable, Liuli is glass, but the legend behind it becomes bizarre. Although some people think that this is the simplest convex mirror principle, many people still take pleasure in guessing that it is actually connected to it. The time machine, Qin Shihuang relied on this plug-in to unify China...

But in the end, Yan Yan was destroyed in the war. Although the glass had a high melting point and avoided being burned by the flames of war, it still could not escape the fate of being destroyed during the war years, and was smashed alive to serve as military resources.

The modern awards venue is modeled after the ancient ones. The inside is made of tempered glass from the beginning to the end, and the private places are also covered with mirrors. The big yellow snake that Qin Wengong dreamed of has been deified into a dragon shape. It looked like a golden dragon entrenched on the ground.

Although many road idiots often get lost in it, and many people complain that so many glasses are blinding people, but the organizers still insist on it-Chinese people always have a kind of obsessive obsession with ancient times.

By the time Qiao Lan finished browsing the annual popular science ink award tips on Zanglang, the awards ceremony was about to begin, and the host was introducing the names of the nominees.But she is not interested in these, and only the introduction of the non-gong award can be understood by her. She is completely at a loss for other awards about medicine and technology. If the school did not force every student to watch, she would Not to turn on the TV at home that has been turned off for nearly a year.

In contrast, the various jokes written by netizens on Zhalang are more interesting. They not only briefly explain how awesome this year’s Mo Awards are, but also a group of people will tell you what road idiots are at the venue again this year. lost in...

A group of people happily brushed up on a series of topics such as #猫环鄜燕#, #谁是路早#, #你狗眼白了吗#, and a steady stream of new materials have been added to the black history of various celebrities.

Qiao Lan excitedly opened the hot topic, and the first news about the scarf was full of the fuck and bitterness of a foreign friend.

[Another lost (erha)

This little brother has been spinning around the toilet sign, probably because he wants to go to the toilet.

Seeing him in such a hurry, although it is miserable, I really want to laugh, what should I do (laugh and cry)

The little brother collapsed around.gif]

Qiao Lan laughed so hard that he rolled on the bed. There is a science popularization before. Mirrors are installed on the outside of private places like toilets. After all, mirrors are also considered glass, but this is a pain for a group of people who participated in the ceremony. The guests are gone, even the attendants have a lot of dizzy eyes, and many people watching the live broadcast are staring at the toilet like perverts, just to see how anxious they are, and this little brother is good-looking, crying anxiously The appearance is simply lovable, so he was sent to the hot spot.

Qiao Lan opened the comments, and as expected, there were many gloating, and there were also many people who cared about science popularization.

[Little brother, give up. Although it is cruel, I still want to say... the sign you are looking at is in the mirror!The direction is reversed! 23333]【Don't do this upstairs!Take my little brother away, let's go, go home with my sister, my sister's house has a toilet (cat's head)] [Don't abduct my little brother, he is so stupid and cute, of course it belongs to everyone. 】【However, your 'stupid and cute' little brother is also a Mo Award nominee...】【Seriously doubt whether the official arranged the venue like this because of bad humor (squinting smile)】【And then even the winners are lost?I recalled the tragedy of the Ink Awards again. Four winners and three were absent, all because they couldn’t find their way... (Help the forehead)] [Foreigners who are not familiar with the place of life will of course get lost, so why? The Ink Awards have always been held in Huaguo?Look at other people's Olympic Games is held in rotation by each country!Isn't Hua Guo too selfish (pick nose)] [The host of Hua Guo is recognized by all countries, please go away. 】There is no shortage of trolls everywhere, Qiao Lan frowned and reported some unbearable remarks, and then quit the comments to watch the trending searches.During this time, the first winner has been announced. As in recent years, this year's non-aggression award was awarded to a racial rights advocate whose ancestors were Quinnu.

After that, the Kanai Award was also awarded to foreigners.

In this way, the trolls will become more violent, and even rise to the character of the whole nation. What arrogance, thinking that you are in the heart of the world, occupying the latrine and not shitting, and the awards are all foreigners. The host gave up and so on, the most unbearable thing was that he also tore Jiang Yu and his descendants off the field.

[What about Jiang Yu's descendants?Why can’t you even compete with foreigners (vomit)] [Are you double standards?Just now he said that China discriminates against other countries, why is he discriminating first now] [Isn't Jiang Yu bad-spoken in history?He died as soon as he died, and as a result, he didn't even have a decent apprentice. 】【Just kidding, didn't his apprentice discover that Artemisia annua can cure malaria? 】【That is, his descendants are useless, and as a result, the Jianai Award can only be handed over to others now. 】The whole bombing wave was made into a mess, and even Qiao Lan couldn't help wanting to end the fight.

But soon, the situation was reversed again. The winner of the Ming Gui Award silently said that he was not only a Chinese, but also that his award-winning masterpiece "The Scarlet Rain" was a novel that specifically exposed the current situation of language violence in today's society.

"Scarlet Rain" implies rumors. This novel shows the author's worries and anger about cyber violence in today's society with a magical and realistic style of writing. "If a person cannot prove that he will not kill, then he can only kill in the end." ', the last 'Fei Yu' in the novel, even the author himself, doesn't know whether it is the blood of the liar or the protagonist, maybe there is both...

[Spray!Why don't you spray it!people! 】

[The face is swollen, who has the face to say one more word (erha)] [It's gone, the silent boss has spoken, so we don't need the fighting power of us. 】【It's not that Chinese people are only used to reading Chinese, or else I don't know who won this award...】【Yo Ho, there are still survivors!Come on everyone, you won't be able to scold me if you're late! ] Qiao Lan looked at the man drowning in everyone's saliva in a relaxed manner. She also typed a few sentences to insult him, but at this time the sound from the TV stopped her movement. Testimonials: "I hope that no matter who you are, no matter what the purpose is, please make good use of language as a tool. It can lead mankind to civilization, and it can also become a tool to harm people. Whether it is good or bad, it all depends on you. However, I think that when Li Si, the first Ming Ghost Award winner, created Xiaozhuan, he had the hope of guiding the society."

The fingertips paused on the send button for a long time, and finally deleted the entire sentence, but the more I thought about it, the more angry I was, so I reported it again, which was a little refreshed.

Qiao Lan nodded in self-satisfaction, and went back to the homepage to see what most of the people he followed had said and written, and then was swiped by simple but excited words.

【unbelievable! 】

[I can't believe it! ! 】

【The time of my life! ! ! 】

What is so exciting, Qiao Lan looked up at the TV, she seemed to have missed something just now, she thought for a while, found out the remote control that was all dusty, pressed the Enter key, and returned to the place where the host announced the Tianzhi Award Point in time, the winner is a team.

This is normal. In this era, any invention or discovery of science and technology is no longer something a single person can bear, but a team of three to five people. Of course, the Mo Award has long since changed the corresponding regulations.

Unexpectedly, the foreign boy who was in a hurry to go to the toilet just now was also in this team. The instructor probably knew that his good looks could attract the attention of many people, so he simply let him speak, and At this moment, the little brother is speaking substandard Chinese to introduce the scientific research results of their team. In summary, they have successfully mastered the laws of motion of certain particles. Instead of the position of the object, it can directly detect the internal situation of the entire object.

The significance of this discovery is considerable. For example, human beings no longer need to work hard to survey the terrain to find ores, not to mention its significance in the fields of astronomy, medicine, and oceans.

Qiao Lan suddenly jumped up from the bed and hit her head. Of course, she was not excited because of the above reasons - those were too far away from her.Her excitement was due to the following passage: Host: "Did you just say that it can also be used to detect mausoleums?"

The little brother shyly said: "Yes, we have already tested it on the pyramid, and the next step is to cooperate with the archaeologists of Huaguo..."

"The target of the survey is: Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum."