Lu Hua Zhi You Feng Lin Lou

In order to find out what Zang Shengsheng and Mu Xiao were doing, Lu Xiaofeng only removed the lead wire of the explosives, but at Muxiu Villa, there was no cure for a dream come true, and the medicine seeped into the table. Unable to move his hands and feet for a while, he simply ran again to find the wine that the manor would use on the day of the banquet. Huamanlou prepared some medicines to suppress the nature of the wine and make them no different from ordinary white water. Dreams can't be dissolved and can't work.Moreover, he also added some drugs to the wine that can temporarily make people unconscious, which is harmless to the human body, but after drinking it, it feels like drunk.

Then on this day, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou followed several gangs from around Shanyang County to the Zangzhuo Villa to attend the meeting, but Zang Sheng led his people to wait at the door early in the morning.Although they are all first-class and second-rate gangs, there are no tigers and monkeys in the mountains to call themselves kings, and there are no great sects walking around here, so these monkeys who are not oppressed come and go quite enthusiastically.

The two of Lu Hua were mixed among a bunch of people, and it didn't prevent Zang Shengsheng from catching them at a glance. He rushed over enthusiastically and wanted to shake hands. Lu Xiaofeng rushed to catch those rough claws in front of Huamanlou—— If you have few hands, you will be a hero in the future.

"Hero Lu, Young Master Hua, I met you two years ago at the meeting of the leader of the alliance. I have longed for you. It is really a blessing for my family to invite you two here."

Lu Xiaofeng felt that his teeth were a little bit rotten, and he put on his Tibetan life that he was going to continue to flatter, and said simply: "The owner of the Tibetan estate is in his forties, it's better to yearn for some beauties, and that's the one that shines brightly on the door. Fortunately for the family."

"Heh...hehe, Daxia Lu was joking." Zang Shengcai is indeed in his 40s, and he looks well maintained, at least he doesn't have a big belly and double chin, but now his face is a little purple because of Lu Xiaofeng. .

Listening to him, Hua Manlou knew that it was the person who had a secret conversation with the head of the yamen in the room that night.

After entering, Zangshengsheng arranged them on the sidelines and did not introduce them to everyone with great fanfare, which made Lu Xiaofeng realize something.

It's not that he is narcissistic, although his two mustaches often confuse his age, and those who don't know him call him "Daxia Lu", but he and Huamanlou are in their 20s, although they are not considered seniors, they are both in the world. Famous juniors, who have worked so hard in Tibet to invite them here, don't they intend to show off?

It's not that you don't show off, it's probably because the time has not yet come.

The romance was in the dark, after Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou sat down, the people next to them saw that there were only two of them, they couldn't hide their contempt, and they didn't even bother to talk.

"Tsk, this is the first time to participate in such a quiet martial arts conference?" Lu Xiaofeng was a little emotional.

"Didn't they remove all the big characters, so it's naturally quiet." Hua Manlou calmed down, and even took the candied fruit from the plate to eat.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at his moist lips that were slightly opened and closed, and there was a smoldering fire in his heart with nowhere to vent it, which made his mouth dry and tongue dry.Although he had been lying on the same bed for the past two nights, when he thought of what happened that night, he died down - after all, he lived in someone else's house, if the bed collapsed because of competition for the upper and lower seats, then they The two will have no face to see the world again.So there is a distance of a finger and a quilt from each other, Lu Daxia Chunmeng is very manic again and again, and Hua Qishao is very happy to sleep peacefully.

This is not fair.

"Just torment me." Lu Xiaofeng stared at it for a while and realized that he was looking for trouble, so he reached out and grabbed a handful of candied fruit, crunching and chewing to his heart's content.

Hua Manlou had a slightly smug smile on the corner of his mouth, opened his folding fan slightly, and turned his head to look at the arena. Just now, he had a long talk about his career, and the competition has already begun. Yang's territory is based on seniority, people in the Jianghu have only such a hobby, they are eager to win, and they want to dominate others in everything.

Zangzhuo Mountain Villa can be regarded as a large mountain villa that has existed for a hundred years, with deep roots, so it is naturally an excellent place to hold this kind of gathering.

After eating the candied fruit, Lu Xiaofeng felt that it was a little too sweet, so he reached out and took an oily and spicy duck neck to eat, and asked Hua Manlou while eating, "When will you find out that I have tampered with the gunpowder? Martial arts competitions are too boring." In the ring, members of the Flying Fish Gang and the Falling Bird Gang jumped together, biting me and pinching you, beating like two street punks, I couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"Be careful for a while, the owner of the Tibetan village asks you to take charge of the overall situation, a mouthful of red oil." Hua Manlou moved to the side, trying to distance himself from someone.

"Then wipe it for me!" It's a pity that a certain person is a skinny man, and moved here, licking his face and getting closer, there was a smell of chili, and Huamanlou usually eats lightly, so he used a fan to block it Nose and mouth, took out a handkerchief with his left hand, and slapped someone's big face all at once.

"Hiss!" The chili oil was brought around the eyes by the handkerchief. Lu Daxia stretched out his hand to rub it, and it became redder and redder as he rubbed it. His eyes popped up.

The eyes of the people next to them were on the ring, and they were sitting sideways. No one noticed the situation here, but Feng Huaxueyue, who was hiding in the dark, was trembling from holding back. At this time, you must jump out and celebrate enthusiastically!

In the end, he was reluctant, the kiss almost reached his forehead, so Hua Manlou's eyes were not red, but his neck was red.

"Lu Xiaofeng!" He lowered his voice and warned word by word.

"Hey, I'm here." A certain person continued to nibble on the duck's neck while admiring the beautiful and delicious person in front of him, with a little regret in his eyes... It was time to kiss the neck again, it must be better than this neck tasty.

The two of them are not doing their jobs here, and the Tibetan career over there has already turned black, and they have already tapped the lead, but after waiting for a long time, there is no movement. When the round in the ring is over and everyone is cheering, he turns his head to signal the housekeeper behind him. , Let him go and see what's going on.

After a while, the butler came back and whispered something in his ear, Lu Xiaofeng saw him crush the armrest of the chair.

"Heh, this hidden career is really hidden." After eating the duck's neck, Lu Daxia drank another cup of green tea, and continued to whisper to Huamanlou with the teacup in his mouth.The chair he sits on is a high-quality mahogany chair, and it takes a certain amount of internal strength to break it easily. The Zangzhuo Villa has existed for a hundred years, and it has gradually declined in his generation. Now it is just making some ordinary swords and weapons. His martial arts is obviously much higher than that of the second-rate gangs present here.

Hua Manlou noticed that on the other side, on the seat far away from them, there seemed to be two eyes staring at Zang Shengli.

Lu Xiaofeng followed his gaze to look over, and sure enough there were two men dressed in short clothes, watching every move of Zang Shengshi nervously and vigilantly.He stretched his hand behind his back, signaling Fenghua Xueyue to find someone to see what's going on.

"How did you find them?" Lu Xiaofeng shook his hand in front of Hua Manlou, he often forgot that this person couldn't see, how could he notice it earlier than those who could see.

"Because it's quiet." Hua Manlou went to serve tea, and after drinking it, he found a smell of duck neck, which should have been replaced by Lu Rogue quietly, really childish.

Lu Xiaofeng watched him drink his remaining half cup of tea, scratching in his heart, and suddenly realized that just now, after the competition between the two on the field, even if the people sitting in other places didn't applaud, they were all whispering to each other, and the two didn't say a word. Staring at the life of Tibet frantically, it is indeed unusually eye-catching.

Just as they were talking, there was a sudden exclamation in the arena. Looking again, the pillars of the arena in the middle of the courtyard suddenly broke, and the whole platform collapsed. One of the two people who jumped up to the competition just now was smashed to the point of bleeding With a head.In fact, this platform is not very high, but it is probably for the sake of looking mighty. Solid wooden pillars are used on all sides, and for some reason, the platform collapsed in the middle, and the two people were buried in it in the blink of an eye. Standing up in a big way, rushing to save people, the result made the scene worse, and several more sprained their legs and hit their heads.

"Catch them!" Zang Shengli got up from his seat quickly, and pointed at the two people who were watching him just now.The two men stood up in horror and wanted to run away, the subordinates of Zang Zhuo Villa who had been guarding elsewhere immediately rushed forward, after some fighting, they grabbed them and sent them to Zang Shengsheng.

"Heh, I really don't want to give up until I reach the Yellow River." Lu Xiaofeng could not help but sneer as he saw the farce in front of him.

"Fuck, there's gunpowder underneath!" "What?!" The rescue team planed to dig out the gunpowder under the ring, and immediately exploded. Turning over to one of the two people who were tied up, he reprimanded sharply: "Say, who are you? You dare to come to the martial arts world to make trouble, who gave you the guts!" , as a matter of course, the brand of Muxiu Villa was found.

At this moment, the crowd was in an uproar, and the gang that had hurt someone was filled with righteous indignation. They vowed to seek justice from Muxiu Villa, and the other gangs also followed suit.

Zang Shengsheng stopped them with a wave of his hand, and walked over to invite Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were still sitting there with the old gods: "You two, I'm really sorry, it's Zang who didn't do his best to supervise, and Xiao Xiao spoiled everyone's interest. , look, do you want to go with us and go to Muxiu Villa to seek justice?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't like to look up at people, so he stood up with Hua Manlou, looking down at each other slightly: "Where is the owner of the Tibetan village? , how can you lose your interest, how can you ask for justice, not to mention that although the two brothers are from Muxiu Villa, they have been sitting and not moving, how come they become Xiaoxiao?" He didn't have the kindness to replace him. When Muxiu Villa spoke, he just couldn't understand such a low-level method of framing.

Sure enough, Zang Shengsheng's face twitched. If the gunpowder exploded and the casualties were chaotic, he could still be accused of being the opponent. But now it's just that the ring has collapsed, and he really can't easily climb to Muxiu Villa.

The group of idiots from the rivers and lakes were also stunned, yes, why did they suddenly point to those two people and say that they did it?

While they were making a fuss, a group of people suddenly squeezed in from the gate Wu Yang Wu Yang, shouting the same thing—we want justice!The leader was the owner of Muxiu Villa, Mu Xiao, who brought a group of disheveled white-faced scholars, rushed in with blushing faces and fists raised, pointing at Zang Shengsheng who sent someone to poison him.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Ximen Chuuxue and Yu Xi standing behind Mu Xiao, the Sword God turned his face away, Yu Xi shrugged.It's none of their business. Scholars are more unreasonable than people in the world, and they value face very much. Just now they danced a striptease in the public. After the effect of the medicine wears off, although Mu Xiao hasn't realized why the effect of the medicine has changed , but still lost no time to tie two people out, and they all admitted with one voice that they were sent by Tibetan life.Then this group of scholars couldn't stop them, and one by one they impassionedly asked for an explanation.

What followed was a sea of ​​people, a sea of ​​voices, chickens, dogs barking, messy quarrels that made people's heads jump, public vs public, women vs women, Wen Youwen's talk, Wu Youwu's fist, Tibetan life and Mu Xiao station At the front of the line, he was almost sprayed to death by the saliva star.

Looking at the stinky faces of the two of them, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help shaking his head and laughing—two idiots, they thought they were capable.

Patting Hua Manlou on the shoulder, he turned over and jumped to the middle. With a wave of his left sleeve, a group of mindless wild men fell backwards; Cover your face.

"Stop arguing, you are shameless, don't you want your family?" Lu Xiaofeng pinched his nose, and looked at the wild husbands first: "It's all right if you can't learn kung fu well, and your brain is not enough, and you will be dismissed if you say a word." Take it away, no wonder every round of the battle between good and evil has to spread for a hundred years, since the ears are so soft, and you don’t have the ability to tell right from wrong, so you just go home and farm with a hoe, what kind of quacks are you?” What he said blushed and thickened his neck, and wanted to refute but was frightened by the trick he just showed.

If someone with the same status and qualifications as them said so, they would fight back without hesitation, even if what the other party said was very reasonable.

But the person in front of him is an existence that they can't catch up with, so if it makes sense, it really makes sense. There is aggrieved, but there is no counterattack.

In fact, the world is inherently unfair, so we have been pursuing fairness.The so-called fairness is only for the same level.Big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimps. Strong oppression will always exist, but oppression can continue under oppression.

Lu Xiaofeng turned to look at the group of scholars again: "If you eat less banquets and immerse yourself in learning more, there will be many famous officials and scholars in this world, and there will be more talented and good officials in the imperial court. Come to make noise and continue to be ashamed, don't you usually boast that you are noble and don't eat the fireworks of the world? Now, look at you now, the saints will be ashamed for you!"

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There was silence for a while, Hua Manlou stood at the back and listened to An Feng, Ximen Chuixue coldly stared at a spider thread under the eaves, only Yu Xiaoxi listened to Lu Daxia's rare and serious lecture, and then rolled his eyes to the sky - give some color You've just opened a dyeing workshop, no matter how serious you are, you won't be able to get rid of your rascal's skin!

"Then, didn't they poison them?" Suddenly, a white and tender boy among the scholars clenched his fists and blinked his eyelashes, pouted in aggrieved manner, and at first glance, he was a young master with integrity and kindness comparable to a white lotus.

"Did you see them poisoning?" Lu Xiaofeng admired him quite a bit, and raised his chin at him.

Everyone looked over, and the child was a little scared, so he continued to pout bravely: "Master Mu arrested two people, they said."

"Okay, then let me ask you, what kind of poison is in the wine?" Lu Xiaofeng wandered around, found two people who were also tied up, and asked them.

The two faltered, looked at each other and then both looked at life.

"Look, what am I doing? The owner of the village doesn't know you!" Zang Shengli was already in a bit of a panic. Ever since he found out that the gunpowder hadn't exploded, he felt that something was wrong.

Mu Xiao, who was on the opposite side, also guiltily kept scanning the two people who were tied up by Zangzhuo Villa. "My owner doesn't know them either!" Suddenly realizing that Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were on him, Mu Xiao rushed to growl.

The so-called no silver 300 taels here.It turned out that they were really two idiots, Lu Xiaofeng felt annoyed, and couldn't resist looking for Hua Manlou, only to see him walking towards the backyard of Zangzhuo Villa by himself.

"Huh?" Feeling a little puzzled, Lu Xiaofeng impatiently talked to these people again, and took the package down: "Okay, let's go back first, I will explain these two things to you, but if you let me know Gathering people to make trouble on your own, I don't guarantee that I will wave my sleeves again." He raised his arm, and the scholars were successfully scared back, but a man jumped out of the heads of the wild husbands.

"Fuck! You are Lu Xiaofeng?!" Someone shouted.

"Ah! Then, the one in white with the sword is Ximen Chuuxue?!"

"Gah! Where's Seventh Young Master Hua?!"

......

Wait, things are going a bit tortuous. Lu Xiaofeng, who was crowded into the crowd watching and worshiping, was groping for a way to escape. Seeing that the situation was not good, Ximen Chuuxue had already hugged her up early and was still jumping for not being well-known. Yu Xi flew out.

"Lu Daxia, I, I have admired you for a long time, and I am very happy to meet you." Lu Daxia was about to soar into the sky and walk from above, when suddenly his hair was grabbed by a small white paw, and he looked down, it was the person who spoke just now That little boy.Then, as soon as his scalp hurt, a lock of Lu Daxia's hair was pulled out.

The little boy with red lips and white teeth was still holding his hair in his hands and said in a silly way: "Daxia Lu, I will pack it in a sachet when I go back, and I will never leave my body every day."

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Today this hero seems to be full of blood and tears.This is Lu Daxia's deep understanding of covering his head and rushing to find his own warm kiss for comfort. I won't do things like pretending to be 13 in the future. I can't just because I am the protagonist, I have to do all the shit. At least, at least they have to take turns!

But this time today, I know what the other party intends to do, and they are biting each other. It can only be said that both parties are not clean. There must be a secret relationship between these two Zhuangzi.

The author has something to say:

In view of the pitiful character of Lu Xiaogong in the article, I will present a small theater from time to time as follows:

It's a sunny day, the sky is clear, the wind is breezy, and the ten mile slopes outside the capital are covered with green grass and gurgling water. It's very pleasant. Three couples of Luhua Xixifengsi went for an outing together.

After drinking and eating, it is a good time to hug each other and enjoy the spring breeze.

but......

"I'm going to catch fish." Yu Xiaoxi stood beside the river with her hips akimbo, her trousers rolled up to her knees.

"Water cold." Lord Sword God wanted to beat someone up, but he couldn't bear to look at those black eyes.

"If you don't let me go, I'll die for you! I'm really going to die! Wiping my neck, biting my tongue and hitting a big tree..." After crying and making trouble, he directly used the third move, happy.

"..."

For the next whole afternoon, the sword god's instep was kissed by the fish.

"Brother, brother, I heard that there is a jujube garden nearby, you accompany me to look for it!" Sikong Zhaixing rubbed his belly while pulling people.

"At this season, there are no dates in the jujube orchard. Be obedient, and take a nap first." The chief catcher is actually a gentle and good boy, but his appearance is a little mighty.

"But I'll just take a look, just take a look." Sikong Xiaoshou turned his head pitifully and stared at his senior brother.

"......"

So this afternoon, the Chief Catcher searched all over the mountains and plains for a jujube garden with a few green leaves.

On the carpet-like green shade, Hua Manlou casually played a piano, with a lazy expression, and the sound of the piano rose and fell in harmony with the warm wind.Lu Xiaofeng embraced him from behind, grabbed his jade-like fingers and traced on the strings, full of handwriting of lovesickness.

"Sleep for a while, I'll play for you." He lowered his head and kissed the man in his arms lightly on the cheek.

"You can also listen to the playing?" Hua Manlou laughed out loud.

"If you despise people so much, you should be punished!" Daxia Lu quietly changed his hand, touched a soft and thin waist, and kneaded it wantonly, making him hide in his arms until he raised his head slightly to avoid being entangled. , just in time to meet the lips that I have been waiting for for a long time, the junction of the lips and teeth is full of spring.

So this afternoon of Lu Hua and his wife, you and I are full of love.