Lu Hua Zhi You Feng Lin Lou

My name is Huamantian, I am 5 years old, a boy, very beautiful and smart, I am in charge of the street in front of my house.

I have a father who is said to be the gentlest person in the world, but he is very fierce to me, but it is always when I am too playful.

I also have a master with four eyebrows, who looks smart at first glance, he is not very fierce, but I think it is because he often can't see me, because he knows how to circle around Dad all day long.

Like morning.

I was still young, and I always wanted to sleep with my dad, but every day I opened my eyes, I was in the next room next door, so I had to pick up my clothes and run barefoot to their yard.

If we can't sleep together, let daddy dress me up.

But Dad didn't know if he was practicing martial arts when he went to bed at night, he was always tired, and he couldn't wake up even if he lay down under the quilt, let alone put on clothes for me.

Then Master would put me on the bed with one hand, put on my clothes three or two times, and at the same time ask Dad what he wanted for breakfast.

I can't hear what daddy answered.

Because Master always asked me questions, he stuffed me under the quilt and let me continue to sleep.

At first I squeezed my head and looked out, and I saw Master biting and biting on Daddy's mouth, probably because I was too hungry, and I took Daddy's mouth for breakfast.

After all, Daddy's mouth is soft and sweet, delicious.

I probably ate it a few months ago, and I don’t remember it, anyway, I would be snatched away by Master every time.

Then it's morning.

I usually learn kung fu with my master in the morning and piano, chess, calligraphy and painting with my father in the afternoon.But what I like the most is to carry a small watering can and accompany him to water the flowers. Although my father can't see, when he smiles, he is really prettier than the flowers in the yard, and then I threw the watering can. In the past, I hugged his leg and begged for a hug, holding it high.

Daddy naturally wouldn't reject me, he hugged me and told me what kind of zinnia it was, it was blue-eyed chrysanthemum.

I don't want to recognize flowers, I just want to hold my father's hair and play with him.

But the master will appear.

As soon as he appeared, he dragged his father away, and asked him to drink with him, play the piano, eat snacks, and take a nap in the afternoon.

I will definitely not be like Master in the future, such a big man who has nothing to do all day, only knows to pester Dad, and is more playful than me.

But Daddy likes to be pestered by him.

I know.

So what can I do.

When the maids in the house saw me looking up at the sky alone in the garden, they would always come over and touch my head, calling me pitiful.

Once I told my dad that I should change my name to Hua Xiaolian.

Dad didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he held me in his arms and said I was fooling around.

The master with the mustache laughed so hard that he almost turned the table over, patted his legs and wiped his tears and said, "Hua Xiaolian, Xiaolian, don't say I really know someone named Xiaolian, it's in Fangyuan, Suzhou. ..."

The master fell silent as he spoke, as if someone had strangled his throat.

Daddy still hugged me and was still laughing, but that smile made me shrink my neck.

cold.

Then that night I finally got my wish and slept with Daddy.

whee.

I don't know what happened afterwards, but when the master taught me martial arts in the morning in the next few days, my knees seemed to be a little hard to bend, and I almost fell when I pushed them.

I thought that I had practiced peerless martial arts, so I rushed out excitedly.

Our house is in an alley, and besides the street I have already decided, there is another one opposite.

Today is the time for me to spend all my time dominating the world.

Then I came back crying.

There lived a bully on that street. His father was a prince, and his master was an official servant. I never fucked him.

When I came back to file a complaint, my father was sleeping in the room, and the master was lying beside his bed smiling like an idiot, still muttering, I stumbled and ran over, it turned out that my father was not asleep, and the master was reading to him.

Dad heard me coming in and asked me what was wrong.

I was so sad that I sat on the ground crying and crying.

Dad tried to sit up, but failed, so he slapped Master on the head, and Master had no choice but to come over and lift me up to Dad's bedside.

Xiao Ming hit me!

I hiccupped and rubbed my eyes, my hands were covered with ashes, and my eyes were even redder.

The master exploded when he heard it, kicked my ass and called me a fool, then went out, saying that he wanted to avenge me.

I got up and wanted to follow, hehe, although the master knew how to pester daddy, he was still very powerful, Xiao Ming would definitely beat him to death, it is best to tie him up and throw him for me to play with.

Well, let's start playing with his mouth first, I bit it once, special!Don't!soft!Still very fragrant!

But after that bite, he started beating me every time he saw me, and he didn't know why.

But my father took me back and asked me to stand beside him, saying that if I went outside to fight with others, he would punish me for copying books a hundred times.

I climbed into my father's bed and acted like a baby with him. I didn't write, but drew pictures, okay?

Dad asked me what to draw.

I crawled and crawled hard, and crawled to the innermost place, pouted my buttocks and dug out a book from their bedside cabinet.

this!

I smiled and turned it over to my dad. He couldn't see me and explained it to him.

Dad, I saw that there were naked people embracing each other. It was very easy to draw. I reckoned that two or three strokes would be enough, and it would be quick to draw a hundred copies.

Then I saw my father's face turn red and black, he grabbed the book and grabbed it, gritted his teeth and called Master's name.

You see, Daddy really likes Master pestering him.

He missed Master after only a short while.

Daddy wouldn't think of me that way.

Ugh.

I'd better change it to Hua Xiaolian.

But in the end I was not punished, because after Master came back to avenge me, we packed up and went on a long journey that day.

Dad leaned on the big carriage and read a book.

The master sat beside him and held it for him.

After Master promised ten times that he would throw away the little picture album and never let me see it again, Dad finally asked him how he messed with the old monkey again.

The old monkey is Xiao Ming's father, he is very kind to me, he always gives me something to eat and let me go to his house to play, he also likes to pinch my face, saying that I am much cuter than Xiao Ming, and let me call him his father too.

But I don't call.

How can I recognize a father with Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming didn't play with me, and even beat me up.

The master said, when I went, Xiao Ming was being spanked by his father, so the master gave him a good spanking.

My dad doesn't believe it.

My master said, I tapped his acupuncture points while he was not paying attention, and then drew a turtle on his face.

Dad said that Master is wicked.

The master leaned over to pull Dad's hand and said, if you dare to bully our son, you will die.

Dad just laughed and leaned on Master's shoulder to listen to him read.

I snuggled under the blanket and sighed, Daddy is really easier to coax than me, I need ten apples and ten small goldfishes to coax for a while, but Daddy only needs a word from Master.

And it looks like he's going to bite his lip again in a while.

I'd better go out and watch the sky for a while.

Huaping and the hidden guards had been waiting for me a long time ago, they hugged me when they saw me crawl out from the corner of the curtain.

Hua Xiaolian.

......

We went to a place called Hengshui Town.

After getting off the carriage, the master said that it was not because he was afraid that Xiao Ming's father would come to the door, but that he came here to find a Guqin score for his father, because his birthday was coming soon.

Although Dad didn't say anything, there was a smile in his eyes.

Gee.

I just can't laugh, my birthday is not a few days away from my dad's.

I asked Master what was that little sweet gift.

That's right, my nickname is Little Sweet.

nice to hear.

Master threw me to the dark guards and told them to take me to a theater troupe to watch Farewell My Concubine.

I asked the dark guard Farewell My Concubine if it was delicious.

The guards touched my head again.

It's not good to look at that look, I don't want to look at it, it's better to go to Xiaoming to fight.

But this time, looking for a gift for dad also caused trouble.

Daddy said Master was born to get into trouble.

But Dad was very gentle when he said this.

Master also smiled very brightly.

Only then did I realize that Master is really the smartest person in the world.

Besides being around daddy, he would also solve troubles for others.

But when I raised my head to praise Master, he had already walked away hand in hand with my father.

...

Excuse me, do you really remember that there is still a smash?

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unfinished

to be continued.

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Still no computer, continue with the episode. . .