Lu Hua Zhi You Feng Lin Lou

The capital, Jixiang Tower.

When people come and go, Zhu Chai trembles wildly; the fragrance of powder hits the nostrils, warblers fly and butterflies fly around;

Outside is the slanting moon, and the sky is cold, but inside is the first day of the lanterns, and the warmth is melting.The hustle and bustle of the day fades away, and the night is uniquely ambiguous and obsessed, especially in this ecstasy of beauty's den, which makes people forget today and night, and don't know where this world is.

Across the hall filled with lights and shadows, a room upstairs is unusually quiet and elegant. Even the fragrance floating in the air carries the purity of jasmine. There is a green willow, with tall branches blowing in the wind, outlining different scenes.

On a soft couch covered with pure white brocade, a well-proportioned man in a blue shirt was lying lazily, with one leg bent and one hand covering the white jade jug, while the index finger and middle finger of the other hand were on the rest of the couch. Alternately tap on and off.

The man has black hair pouring down, a handsome jade face, a pair of twinkling peach blossom eyes, half-closed; two crescent moon lips, which seem to be smiling but not smiling, endowed with a romantic and unrestrained appearance, with an orchid and jade tree posture.But the most eye-catching thing about this face is the two vivid mustaches on the thin lips, which are natural and natural, making people fall in love at first sight for no reason, and goodbye is unforgettable.

There was a creaking sound of the door, the sound of wearing the ring was pleasant to the ear, and the fragrance powder was lightly puffed up, obviously a certain pink girl came in.

"My lord, what pot is this?" Fen Jiao'e said, her voice was clear and gentle, which was better than her appearance.

The young man in blue took another sip of his wine, pointed with his left hand together, and stretched out a two.

"Then I don't know why the young master is in a bad mood?" Xiang He has already walked over, twisted her waist and sat down beside him, stretching out her slender fingers, as if she wanted to caress the man's black hair.

"Ah!" The young man in blue shirt suddenly sighed, sat up flexibly, crossed his legs, and sat face to face with Xiang He. Swipe across Xianghe's bent hand, without touching a trace.

Xiang He gritted her silver teeth secretly, but still had a smile on her face.

"Xianghe, you really understand me." The young man in blue shirt raised his head and took a sip of wine. He didn't get off the couch with long legs until no more drops were spilled from the jug. He put the teapot on the table and adjusted his robes , and then looked back, a small dimple appeared on the side of the lips and cheeks, "Since ancient times, I have used wine to drown my sorrows and make me more sad. I only drink when I am in a good mood. Except for a few of my friends, I didn't expect Miss Xianghe to know."

A trace of panic flashed across Xianghe's delicate eyebrows, unconsciously stirring the handkerchief, lowering her head, and hurriedly said: "Xianghe didn't intentionally inquire about the young master, it's just, just..."

The blue-shirted man waved his hands, not showing annoyance at all, still smiling dimpledly: "Don't panic, I don't blame you." Then he bent down, approached the beauty for a sniff, and it turned out to be Lan Xiang, "Tell mom, I'm leaving now."

Before Xianghe could blush and get flustered because of his approach, the man had already reached the door, leaving only a hem of his clothes.

"Young master!" She stood up abruptly and screamed, but she knew it was too late—she had already broken his rules, and he would never come back to see her again.

I sat down sadly, weeping at the candle, and on the window sill, there was a pot of thin-leaf orchids that were just about to reveal their fragrance, silently savoring the beauty's heartache.

The streets in the capital are very wide, the night is dark, the shadow of the moon is faint, and there are not many people walking on the streets.

The young man in blue shirt walked at a pace that matched his figure and the rhythm of his mood, from one end of the street to the other, until he reached the entrance of the inn where he was staying. "Luoque Inn" four words.

"I hope it will be a good night's sleep, and there will be no more surprises." He touched the beard on his lips with his right index finger, said to himself, and raised his hand to knock on the door.

"Yo, guest officer, are you back?" The second brother quickly came to open the door, looking sleepy and disheveled, but very dedicated, he was not angry when he saw the young man in blue shirt, but respectful.

The young man in blue shirt shook his head with a smile, if everyone in the rivers and lakes was as friendly as the second brother, then he would be able to drink all the time.

The little second brother who was half asleep and half awake didn't expect what he had done, but when he got up the next day, he found that there was an extra ingot of silver in his sleeve. He thought it was some fairy in the dream who had visited, and he grinned for half a month. stop.

The young man in blue returned to his room upstairs, Shi Shiran pushed the door, but sighed the moment he touched the door: "Oh, it's not a good thing to have a good nose, I seem to smell trouble."

"Master Lu, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

Sure enough, when he opened the door, there were two uninvited guests sitting in the room that should have been empty waiting for him to come back to sleep.

"Oh, I still like you to call me Lu Xiaofeng." The young man in blue shirt retracted the step he had stepped in, and checked that the door was right, before he finally walked in awkwardly, closed the door, and sat down.

"Calling you Mr. Lu is to respect you, isn't it?" The two guests were fat and thin, one tall and one low, one handsome and the other ugly, and the ugly words came first, so it was the chubby one who spoke.

"If it's two beautiful and gentle women, then of course it will be fine." Lu Xiaofeng resisted the urge to poke him, "Hurry up, long time no see, you seem to be rounder?"

The fat policeman was not at all annoyed by others saying he was fat. Instead, he proudly puffed out his belly wrapped in the police suit: "Really?" Then he looked to the side: "Then do you think he has lost weight?"

Lu Xiaofeng pinched his chin and looked it over carefully, then answered seriously: "No."

"Hahaha!" Suddenly, the fat policeman's hearty laughter resounded in the room, and the next second, the skinny policeman who had been sitting quietly had already untied the knife from his waist, and put it heavily on the table.

"Skinny man! What do you mean? If you want to fight, come here, who is afraid of you!" The fat policeman put a smile on his face, jumped onto the stool nimbly, looked down at the skinny policeman who was still immobile, and began to roll up his sleeves.

Lu Xiaofeng was very satisfied with the scene in front of him, he poured a cup of tea and drank it unhurriedly, the dimple on his cheek was filled with a faint light.

Just as the skinny catcher put his hand on the knife, he noticed Lu Xiaofeng's expression, his face darkened, and he pulled the fat catcher down and sat down.Caught off guard, he was staggered, and the fat policeman was about to explode, when he heard the skinny man say:

"Lu Xiaofeng is indeed a smart person, he made us kill each other with just a few words."

The hoarse voice, as if suffering from a cold for a long time, is completely different from the round and lively voice of the fat policeman.

"It's easy to say." Lu Xiaofeng shook the teacup, "I just want to have some fun, not so serious as cannibalism."

These two men with weird appearances are the famous fat and thin men of the God Catch Sect. The fat one likes to be praised for being fat, and the thin one likes to be called thin. It is said that their friends greet each other first. That is: "Hey, are you fat (thin) again?"

"Since Mr. Lu is having fun with our brothers, let's also have some fun for Mr. Lu." The skinny catcher said quickly.

"Who is your brother! You skinny guy!" The fat policeman was still sulking, with his face sullen and his lips pouting, which made his round face almost flawless, adding a bit of sincerity and cuteness.

Lu Xiaofeng was not in the mood to smile, and waved his hands again and again: "No. If you two come to drink tea, you can sit for a while, if you are looking for fun, turn left and go straight when you go out, there is a big house, and the fun will naturally be indispensable."

This time the fat catcher quickly spoke up: "Lu Xiaofeng, we are called fat and thin, not fools! When you go out, turn left and go straight. That's the god catcher's door. We even know where there are many ants, so what's the fun?"

Lu Xiaofeng pouted his upper lip, and his mustache was very vivid: "Then it depends on what kind of fun Brother Shoukuai is talking about?"

The skinny catcher was quick to follow the good advice: "It's the kind of fun that only you, Lu Xiaofeng, can have in the world."

Hearing this kind of words a lot, Lu Xiaofeng's expression didn't change, he reached out to take an orange from the plate, broke it open in two or three, and then ate it heartily one by one—the orange at this time was just It is the time when the juice is full but not sour.

He eats so much that his mouth is salivating, and the fat policeman beside him is drooling three thousand feet.

"Want to eat it?" Lu Xiaofeng shook the orange in front of his face a few times.

The fat catcher nodded quickly.

"You persuade the skinny policeman to go back with you without saying anything, and I'll give you all this plate of oranges." Lu Xiaofeng picked up the plate, like a strange uncle who was lying to a greedy child.

The skinny policeman seemed to have had enough of his prevarications, and directly grabbed the plate with his hands, but a blue shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and Lu Xiaofeng was already standing by the window, opening it.

"As expected of Lu Xiaofeng." The skinny policeman quickly withdrew his hand, and looked over sharply, "You are flirtatious and invincible, I suddenly feel that you are probably the flower picker!"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and laughed, stretched out his index finger and shook: "Slender policeman, do you know why you are still a policeman?"

The skinny cop didn't match, but the fat cop fixed his eyes on the plate in Lu Xiaofeng's hand, and asked for him, "Why?"

"Because he regards me as a flower picker." Lu Xiaofeng leaned on the window sill, very leisurely.

"Lu Xiaofeng, if you continue to tease me like this, I will bring you back to the God's Catchment Gate for obstructing the handling of the case!" The skinny policeman quickly became furious.

"Okay." Lu Xiaofeng nodded without hesitation, "It just so happens that I also want to meet Robo Wu, and discuss with him about knowing people and doing things well."

"Hmph!" The skinny catcher got up quickly, put his hands on the table and looked at him, "Lu Xiaofeng, since you won't eat the toast, then let's open the skylight and speak honestly."

"I opened the window a long time ago." Lu Xiaofeng spread his hands, and the orange almost slipped out of the plate, and the fat policeman almost jumped at him, "Skinny policeman, let me tell you the truth, I have been in trouble recently, although that The flower picker has been making a lot of noise recently, but I really don't have the energy to chat with him."

"Is your trouble the Seven Girls of Colorful Clouds in the Double Mountain?" The skinny policeman said quickly, as if he had something to depend on, and he was very sure.

"How do you know?" Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened slightly, as bright as morning stars.

Liangchong Mountain is located outside Linjiang Mansion. It is named after two heart-shaped peaks, one big and one small.Caiyun Qinu is his direct disciple.

Before Lu Xiaofeng went to Jiangxi to visit friends, he passed by Linjiang Mansion on the way back, and met Xiaoliu from Caiyun Seven Girls Middle School. For some reason, she was provoked by a few brats and retreated steadily. Lu Xiaofeng, who had an old problem, naturally He couldn't do anything more than a hero to save a beauty or something.

But this Xiaoliu is actually a stubborn and strong character, he decides on Lu Xiaofeng and intends to stick to it, and leads a group of sisters all the way to chase him from Jiangxi, and they don't get rid of him until they enter Guangping Mansion.

"Very good." Seeing him admit it, the skinny catcher even bent his mouth, showing a strange expression, and then took out a pair of shackles.

"Which song is this from?" Lu Xiaofeng's gaze shifted from his face to the shackles - this thing doesn't look cute at all!

"Xiao Liu from Caiyun Seven Girls Middle School died last night in an earth temple in Xianghe County."

As soon as the skinny policeman said a word, Lu Xiaofeng's heart skipped a beat—yes, he must have been targeted a long time ago.However, this Xianghe County does not conform to the route of Caiyun Seven Girls, how did they go there from Guangping Mansion?And the remaining six sisters, they looked like they were fighting against each other, how could they leave Xiaoliu behind?

Mr. Lu's questions obviously couldn't be answered by the skinny catcher.

"Lu Xiaofeng, what's the matter, whether we treat him as a suspect and take him back to the prison, or help us find the flower picker, it's up to you to choose."

The skinny catcher quickly shook the shackle chain in his hand, making a pleasant sound of metal clashing.

"I don't like being threatened very much." Lu Xiaofeng grinned, put away the plate, closed the window, blocked the cold wind, walked over and handed the orange to the fat policeman.

"What are you doing?" The fat policeman quickly withdrew his half-stretched hand, looking at him warily—the two brothers are here to trick someone, would the one who was tricked give him oranges so kindly?

"I'll treat you to oranges every day from now on, can you let me go?" Lu Xiaofeng puffed his cheeks, then retracted them, revealing dimples.

The fat catcher quickly swallowed, and shook his head: "Piao Wu said that we won't be able to solve the case within ten days, so I'll go to see you. I'll lose my head by then, so how can I eat your oranges?"

— Tsk, this fat foodie has a pretty clear mind!

Lu Xiaofeng, who knew he couldn't escape today, let out a long sigh, put the plate on the table, started to undress and walked to the bed.

"What are you doing?" The skinny policeman who was determined to win this trip was puzzled.

"Sleep!" Lu Xiaofeng turned around and glared at him, "Using the tricks to force people to run errands for you, don't you even let them sleep?"

"Are you agreeing?!" The skinny policeman couldn't hide his excitement in his tone.

"Well, although I don't like being threatened by others, I don't like being misunderstood even more." Lu Xiaofeng stretched his waist, and pointing back with his right hand over his shoulder, the candles in the room were extinguished immediately, and suddenly plunged into darkness. middle.

"Walk slowly, don't send."

Before the fat and thin policeman got used to the sudden darkness, he heard a cool voice coming from the bed curtain.

"Oh, by the way, keep your voice down, I will lose my temper if I make any noise, and I might regret it once I lose my temper."

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No one in the rivers and lakes knows that the fat and thin policemen are practicing outsider kungfu, and their internal energy cultivation has never been very good. The kung fu of being blind in the middle of the night is especially bad. Even the robbers don't send them to move around at night. Lu Xiaofeng's move, It really hit the spot.

After appreciating the whole scene of one fat and one thin comically moving out to his heart's content, Mr. Lu, a nimble carp, flipped off the pillow, slowly took his clothes and put them on, pushed open the window, and with one hand propped up, he jumped Into the vast night.

The author has something to say:

Double version of Luhua lovers, being abused by life is too miserable, so I have to write to make myself happy~~~