Buddha Idiot II

Jiang Yi is also helpless. Fang Ji was very clever when she was young, but most of the time she was the one who made troubles. After fighting for a long time, her temper became more and more reserved, or did she never find a suitable way to deal with Zhuo Sisi?

"It's so annoying, I can't solve it no matter what, it's not fun." Zhuo Sisi angrily threw Jiuqu Linglong on the table, glanced at the person standing like a wooden stake, her mouth turned up, and she was about to hang up the oil bottle.

"Ah Ji played with this kind of thing when he was young, let her help you solve it. Ah Ji, come here." Pushing Fang Ji to the table and sitting down, he picked up Jiuqu Linglong and handed it to her: "Jiuqu Linglong, you Try to see if you can untie it, it shouldn’t bother you, right?”

"I haven't touched it for many years. I'll give it a try." Fang Ji took Jiuqu Linglong, twisted it left and right a few times, paused, and after finding out the pattern, he unhurriedly unwrapped it.Fang Ji was very focused. He twisted his hands a few times, stopped, rolled his eyes, twisted them a few more times, turned them back and forth, and handed the untied Jiuqu Linglong to Zhuo Sisi: "Here."

Zhuo Sisi took it awkwardly, glanced at it casually, her eyes sparkled all of a sudden, and she exclaimed: "It's so beautiful, last time I solved it with Xiaopangdun for a long time, the solution is different from this one, this one looks better. "

"Jiuqu Linglong was made by a hidden master craftsman in Guangfeng Kingdom. The workmanship is small and exquisite. It is rumored that the solution is ever-changing. It is not limited to shape or locality. That's why it got this name." Jiang Yi couldn't hide his respect. People, the pattern in the chest is the world's best.

After Zhuo Sisi heard it, she couldn't put it down even more, it was really interesting.Fang Ji looked at the happy girl in front of him, and wanted to tell her, Qiqi, I am your aunt, and wanted to ask her, how have you been all these years?Have you ever been wronged?

There are thousands of words, but Fang Ji doesn't know how to speak.Su Su came into the room with a tea tray, poured three cups of tea, and placed some snacks on the table: "This snack is the preserved apricot meat sent by the saint a few days ago. Miss Si Si cut it into shreds and added honey. The apricot cake made, the saint and General Fang have a taste."

Fang Ji picked up a piece of almond cake, tasted it, and said, "It's very sweet and delicious." Zhuo Sisi had been paying attention to Fang Ji's reaction, and when she saw this, she gave him a knowing look, and said triumphantly, "That's , I am the person who wants to be the best chef in the world. After you come to shake Xinguo, you will be able to eat my cooking, besides the saint and the little fat man, you are the third lucky person."

Zhuo Sisi held up a somewhat round little hand, stretched out three fingers and shook them in front of her.Fang Ji smiled, relaxed his tense muscles, and asked curiously: "Who is Little Fatty?" Qiqi said it several times today, and it seems that the two of them had a good time.

"Little Fatty is Xiaopangdun." Zhuo Sisi thought for a while, but she really didn't know his name. Xiaopangdun said it a few times but didn't remember it: "He is the emperor of Yaoxin Kingdom, you should know his name Bar?"

Little fat pier = the emperor = Baili Fuguang, of course Fang Ji knows his name, but who dares to call the emperor's name?Why do you call the emperor Xiaopangdun?Fang Ji had a headache, slapped the table, and stood up.The tea lid bounced, and then fell on the teacup, and the tea had already splashed a lot: "Nonsense, he is the emperor of the Yaoxin Kingdom, why is he so ignorant, don't shout like that!"

Zhuo Sisi was bluffed by her, and when she heard the words of reproach, she also jumped up, very unhappy: "Little Pangdun didn't mention me, if you want me to do it, I will call it like that, little Pangdun, little Pangdun, little Pangdun... .”

Fang Ji was so angry that she raised her hand and was about to slap it down, but Jiang Yi grabbed her hand and stopped her: "Speak up if you have something to say, she is still a half-grown child, when will you change your temper?"

Zhuo Sisi became even more angry, and leaned towards Fang Ji with her face up. Fortunately, Susu pulled her back a few steps, and shouted: "Who do you think you are? If you dare to hit me, you have the ability!" Hit it, I'll tell Little Fatty when I turn back, let him hit you with the board, hum, why do you care about me."

"Why?! Just because I am your aunt and you are my niece. If you made a mistake, I will make you correct it." Fang Ji also turned back with a stiff neck.

"I don't have an aunt, you're not my aunt, you haven't come to see me for so long, you beat me whenever you see me, I don't have an aunt like you." Zhuo Sisi was extremely wronged, her mouth was very strong, and she spat twice Tears flowed back and forth in the eyes.

Fang Ji's raised hand slumped to his side, a little dumbfounded.Jiang Yi poked her hand, and whispered in his ear: "Sisi is sad, go over and apologize, speak well, don't do anything."

Fang Ji nodded, and walked towards Zhuo Sisi, Susu also let go of her hand and took a few steps back.She was still a child, Zhuo Sisi was only as tall as Fang Ji's waist, she lowered her head and was unwilling to talk to her.

Fang Ji squatted down slowly until his eyes were at the same level as Zhuo Sisi.He stretched out his hand and tugged at her hairband, and softened his voice: "Qiqi, I'm sorry, it's my aunt who made a mistake, please forgive me?"

Zhuo Sisi shook her head, pulled out her hair tie, and said awkwardly: "My name is Zhuo Sisi, I don't know Qiqi, you should go find your niece elsewhere."

Fang Ji has sharp eyesight, and kept looking at Zhuo Sisi again. Seeing this, he touched Zhuo Sisi's shoulder, reached out and wiped her tears, a little helpless: "Why are you crying? If you want to be called Sisi, you can call her Sisi. She is still my niece, I came to look for you today, where are you going to drive my aunt?"

Zhuo Sisi sucked her nose, her red eyes stared at Fang Ji like a little rabbit: "You really came to see me? Don't you like me?"

"Who said I don't like you? I took you to play with me when you were young, and I was responsible for causing trouble. You are a heartless little thing." Fang Ji nodded her forehead, and her tone became intimate.

"I don't remember what happened when I was a child," Zhuo Sisi's tone softened when she heard Fang Ji's words, with a bit of complaint: "The other day when you went to the city, Susu and I went to see it secretly. The tall horse is so majestic. At that time, I thought that my aunt was really amazing. I waited and waited in Jing'an Palace, but I didn't dare to play with Little Fatty, I was worried that you wouldn't come to see me, but you never came."

"It's my aunt's fault. My aunt should have come to find Sisi earlier. My aunt is worried that if Sisi doesn't like me, what will I do? Do I need to prepare what I like to eat and wear, because I care too much about you? Do you know that my aunt likes me very much? You." Fang Ji was also a little sad, when she was still hesitating, she was looking forward to herself.

Zhuo Sisi's little heart knot gradually opened, and her mood was much more beautiful, but thinking of the raised slap just now, she felt that she couldn't just let go: "Hmph, what did you say that you like me, if Aunt Jiang didn't stop you, you would have slapped me a long time ago." .”

On this point, Fang Ji was irrefutable, and turned to Jiang Yi's eyes for help, Jiang Yi's eyes conveyed that he was optimistic about you and cheered.Fang Ji had no choice but to turn around and began to clumsily coax his little niece.

Zhuo Sisi had a proud face, for the sake of her family status in the future, she couldn't let it go easily.Fang Ji's mouth is almost worn out, but her little niece is still unmoved.Looking at her sly eyes, Fang Ji's bad temper also came up: "Oh, it hurts so much, Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, could it be that my old injury has recurred?"

Fang Jiben was half squatting, and fell to the ground, covering his chest, his face turned pale.Jiang Yi was startled when she saw her, and couldn't laugh or cry when she heard her words. Why did she start playing a rogue, and she was really forced to do nothing.

Zhuo Sisi was frightened, she hurriedly supported Fang Ji, and asked Susu to go to the imperial doctor.Jiang Yi didn't expose it, stopped Susu, and only said that Fang Ji was fine, he just needed to cultivate himself, he couldn't be overjoyed or sad, and he couldn't maintain a posture for a long time.

Zhuo Sisi was very guilty, and insisted that her aunt stay in Jing'an Palace to recuperate, worrying that no one would take care of her when she returned home.Fang Jilue had a guilty conscience, so he had no choice but to pretend to be sick and stay honest.

So, after the first few days of nursing care from his aunt, loving nephew and filial piety, Fang Ji recovered from his illness.Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Jixin sighed that pretending to be sick is really a technical job, while Zhuo Sisi thought that serving soup and medicine was really impossible.Thus, the aunt and nephew each liberated their natures, and a life of flying around began.

"Straighten your waist, keep your feet steady, don't sway back and forth, and squat well!" Fang Ji taught him in a strict manner, that is, he brought his own soldiers and did not mean to release water.

"Auntie, how long will it take? My legs are numb." Zhuo Sisi is now complaining, why is it so difficult to learn martial arts? I regret not being able to make it in time.

"It's still early, and the half stick of incense hasn't arrived yet. Straighten up!" Fang Ji was very dissatisfied with his niece's foundation, so he was a little harsh and demanded to do the best: "Your basic skills are too poor, no one You can't practice martial arts for a year and a half, so practice hard."

"Auntie, I don't want to learn martial arts anymore, you can just teach me how to whip, can we stop squatting, I can't hold on anymore." Zhuo Sisi's legs were weak and she was trembling all the time, sweat dripped down the corner of her forehead, Gradually soak the clothes.

"It's hard to follow a man's words, so how can he go back on what he says!" Fang Ji frowned, seeing that Zhuo Sisi was working hard, and kindly persuaded him: "Even if you learn how to whip, your basic skills are too poor and you can't exert its power. I Although the Fang family's seven-section whip method is not as good as the Chasing Shadow Saber method, it is still a rare skill, and if you want to learn it, you must not lose face to the Fang family."

Zhuo Sisi was silent, just when Fang Ji thought she was listening, Zhuo Sisi tilted and sat on the ground: "It doesn't matter, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman, aunt, I just want to learn a half way , it’s enough to play nice.”

"You, do you still want the Chiwu whip? Let me tell you first, if you can't learn the seven-section whip technique, it can't be given to you." The Chiwu whip was given to Fang Ji when the late emperor was alive, Zhuo Sisi I liked it very much when I saw it, so I pulled her to learn how to whip.

When Fang Ji was young, he liked the seven-section whip method very much. When his elder brother passed away, there was no leader in the country of Yaoxin, so he had to carry the big sword left by his elder brother and go to the barracks. It was turned out by Zhuo Sisi.

"Ah, I want it, I want it, aunt, good aunt, you don't need it anyway, instead of leaving it idle in Jing'an Palace, why don't you just give me the Chiwu whip." Qiqi went into battle, even Susu couldn't stand the dog-legged appearance, Fang Ji was still unmoved.

Seeing that the duck with its beak was about to fly away, Zhuo Sisi kept turning her eyes, floating around, and stopped on the tree all of a sudden: "Auntie, look at Brother An, who is also handsome flying around and fighting, and his martial arts is very good. Very good, he has never learned how to squat, so you can teach me the moves, and I will definitely be able to learn them."

Seeing that the corners of Zhuo Sisi's eyes were twitching non-stop, Su An didn't know if she understood what she meant. He lowered his head and picked up an almond from the food plate: "I haven't squatted before."

Just when Zhuo Sisi turned her head happily, she was about to continue to fight for the ownership of the Chiwu whip from her aunt.Su An clasped his thumb and index finger, popped up the almond, opened his mouth to catch it, and continued: "It's just a few sandbags on the legs, a water bottle on the head, and five laps around the foot of the mountain every day."

Zhuo Sisi is in Sparta, looking at Su An with the expression of looking up at the mountain, and then turning her head to the other party Ji smiled into a flower: "Auntie, I think squatting is very good, um, let's squat, I will definitely stick to it Go down." So, tying sandbags or something is too heavy, so let's not play.